I, Corgi, Super Fierce [Entertainment]

Hu Wei lay on his couch, facing the wall and closing his eyes, pretending to be dead.

He Chen and Qi Cheng stayed in his room and did not go out. Both of them were tall, and they squatted into a ball and whispered together.

Hu Wei only felt the hairs on his back trembling, as if he was about to be plucked away to be sold by the catty.

"The estrus period is here, and Corgi's two-year-old is just the age to do big things." Qi Cheng said calmly.

He Chen didn't respond for a while, and said after a long time: "Then what should we do? He seems to be very uncomfortable."

"Like just now, it's okay to give him some suppressive drugs," Qi Cheng said.

"Is it bad to take too much medicine?" He Chen asked.

"Do you think you're taking birth control pills?" Qi Cheng scolded in a suppressed voice, "The medicines I prescribe for pets are generally as least harmful as possible, and he will go into heat at most twice a year."

"Why don't you just..." He Chen frowned, and said three words to Qicheng in a very small voice.

Hu Wei moved his ears, and when he heard it, the whole dog jumped up anxiously, barking at He Chen.

"You mother! I thought I couldn't hear you!" Hu Wei wrinkled his nose and showed his sharp teeth, "I think you want to be the emperor, and you have to accompany an eunuch by your side!"

"Okay, okay, keep it! Keep it to the death!" He Chen smiled and pushed his dog's head with his hand, "For a little thing, I have such a temper."

Like an old man, Hu Wei turned back with a stinky face, pointing his ass at He Chen.

"You are quite a good dog, you can understand some human language." Qi Cheng was very surprised.

"That's true," He Chenxiang was still a little proud. "He can also be selectively deaf. I call him when recording the show. Whether he agrees or not depends on his mood."

"Aren't you always harassing people?" Qi Cheng ran a finger along the hair on Hu Wei's back, "I think he wants to be selectively blind now."

Hu Wei was so happy when he heard it, he wanted to applaud Qi Cheng.

I know him too well.

Seeing that April is almost over, Hu Wei still squats at home every day to recuperate.

Afraid of embarrassing things happening again, Qi Cheng confessed that it is best not to go to places with other dogs this week, and to keep as little contact with anything with any fragrance ingredients as possible.

In fact, the variety show "Cute Pet Wars" still has a few final episodes that have not been recorded. He Chen's attendance at the film festival originally missed one episode, and this week's two episodes.

Hu Wei didn't have much desire for outdoor activities. Although he had taken the medicine given by Qi Cheng and would no longer have special reactions, he always felt a little depressed.

It was a kind of unexplainable feeling of irritability that was pressing in the bottom of my heart.

He used to be obsessed with using the system to surf the Internet, but recently he has not fallen in love with the Internet, and loves walking around He Chen's house.

From my room to the back garden, and from the back garden through the mess of shelves back to the kitchen.

In short, sitting still is not enough, you have to go.

"Have you completed the task?" Hu Wei was taken aback when Gray's voice suddenly came out.

"Didn't do it." Hu Wei continued walking dejectedly, "I don't have much energy recently."

"Tsk tsk, if you can't finish ten in one year, you have to wait another 15 years." Gray said.

"I know, but I always feel that there is no rush." ​​Hu Wei said, "I found that the tasks I have done before all sound simple, but it is very difficult for me to do it."

"Because you don't have a tacit understanding with He Chen?" Gray sounded in a good mood, probably hugging his fat Yingshou.

"It's been better recently. He's actually pretty good, but he's a little silly." Hu Wei was inexplicably happy.

"Actually, every task you received before you successfully transformed was aimed at continuously improving the relationship between you and your master." Gray said, "You completed the task, which means that your relationship has made progress."

"You sound like a disgusting love game." Hu Wei said disgustedly.

"If you go back and think about it, you will know that the first task allows you to find out the owner's unknown hobbies and test your ability to observe people. At that stage, you will have a preliminary understanding of He Chen." Gray paused, " On the surface, the second task asked you to slap the master, but in fact you only touched He Chen's head..."

"I can only count him as a touch." Hu Wei said.

"That was the first time you took the initiative to contact He Chen out of your own will, and this is the second stage." A cat meowed from Gray's side, "Then task three, let the owner touch his belly, which means you have relieved He Chen." Be careful."

"Hey," Hu Wei trembled as he walked, "Your explanation sounds really disgusting."

"In short, this is a process. The only person who can establish such an in-depth connection before you transform is the master." Gray smiled, "But after you transform, you will face the entire human society. The purpose of the task set by the committee , is to examine whether you have the qualifications to establish contact with people."

"How do you say this today?" Hu Wei was curious, "Didn't you cheat in the past?"

"Ah," Grayton paused for a moment, "because I'm about to resign."

"You?" Hu Wei stopped, "No... who cares about me after that?"

"Actually, you are not under my control." Gray said, "After I resign, you will be under the control of the native administrators in City C."

Native administrator, sounds like an Indian.

Hu Wei was quite helpless. Although Gray hadn't been of much help for more than four months, the overall feeling for him was pretty good.

"I can't continue to take you with the next mission," Gray sighed, "You work harder, He Chen is still relatively easy to attack..."

Hu Wei ignored him and continued to pace.

He didn't take a few more steps before he was scooped up by He Chen.

He Chen had been upstairs all the time, but Hu Wei hadn't climbed that flight of stairs since he moved in, and his range of activities was only on the first floor.He Chen didn't invite him, so he wisely didn't go up.

If it goes up, He Chen's personal privacy may be touched.

As long as He Chen is at home, he usually stays on the first floor most of the time, but when he goes upstairs, he only rests and works.

"Don't wander around, Dad will show you something good." He Chen held him in both hands and walked up the stairs.

Hu Wei suddenly felt fresh and had a feeling of lighting up a new map, even though he never believed the "good things" that He Chen said.

He Chen walked very fast, and the stairs led to the second and third floors. Hu Wei had always thought that He Chen's house had only three floors, but he didn't expect that there was a fourth floor.

The lights on the fourth floor are not turned on, and the wooden floor can smell very comfortable.

He Chen supported Hu Wei with one hand, and touched the switch on the wall with the other hand. The lights turned on instantly, and Hu Wei was finally able to see the whole picture of this space.

It turned out to be a small private theater.

About one hundred square meters, the top is dome-shaped, and it seems that it should be the type that can be controlled by the mechanism.

There are many rows of dark black seats in the center, which are obviously deliberately decorated to look like a movie theater. The screen for watching movies is very large, which should be the size of a giant screen hall.

"Look, which row should we sit in?" He Chen hugged Hu Wei and shuttled between the seats, and finally stopped at the seventh row, which was greatly raised by one level, "Just here, I usually sit here .”

He Chen placed Hu Wei in the center, sat down beside him, and controlled the projector to play images with his mobile phone.

"This is the first-class seat, I won't bring him even in Qicheng." He Chen swiped his phone several times.

Hu Wei saw images start to appear on the giant screen, and the titles of various movies flashed by. He Chen obviously cut several movies, but he didn't decide what to watch.

"Just take a look." He Chen put the phone down.

It happened to be the fifth episode of "Cute Pet Wars" recorded before the film festival. The theme of that episode was PK police dogs, which was completely about Hu Wei's black history.

This selection is not good, Hu Wei glanced at He Chen unhappily.

In the obstacle course of the program, the police dog and Hu Wei competed on two routes.

That was a horrendous beating. The police dog was a long-legged black dog, and it jumped over something in two or three strokes. Only Hu Wei pawed at him with his short legs.

Then it came to the most unbearable moment in that episode of the show for Hu Wei.

Hu Wei had just flipped over a small cylinder, and when he didn't pay attention, the whole dog was hung on a net.

The struggling one, the dog who has nothing to love, the one who is waving his four short legs and can't get down no matter what.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you see! You look at it! You hang it on it! Super spider dogs!" He Chen started to laugh at him with an arms.

Hu Wei was expressionless.

He Chen even rewrote the tape and re-watched this passage many times, laughing generously every time without fear of being bitten by a dog.

"Ah, then I came out." He Chen finally stopped rewinding the tape.

Originally, the host was not allowed to intervene in this link, but He Chen still ran under the camera and carefully removed Hu Wei who was hanging.

I don't know how many little girls howled for a whole week because of this episode.

Damn it's all a lie, you hear how loud he laughs.

"Really," He Chen rubbed Hu Wei's head while laughing, "Every time I'm in a bad mood, I come here, just wait and see."

Really, it turns out that you can improve your mood by watching this kind of video.

Hu Wei had an indifferent face.

The show continued, and He Chen finally stopped laughing wildly.

"How, is it better?" He Chen turned to look at him.

Hu Wei looked at him too, feeling like a statue.

He Chen looked at it for a while, then stretched out his hands, and lifted Hu Wei's dog's mouth to both sides.

Hu Wei didn't move, and didn't open his mouth to bite, so He Chen mentioned it again.

"No," He Chen smiled, "When I woke up from the hospital, I always felt pain on both sides of my mouth, and it felt like someone was pulling my face while I was sleeping."

"Ah, that's me." Hu Wei wanted to say that.

He Chen stretched out his hand again, held Hu Wei's dog's mouth again, and smiled.

"Come on, give Dad a smile." He Chen said.

[Ding dong!congratulations!You have completed missions 1-4: Possess a small movement with the master. 】

Hu Wei is full of thoughts, mentally retarded games increase favorability.

He felt crazy, because he seemed to hear the sound of small fireworks blooming suddenly.

The author has something to say:

I don’t know how many angels are still reading this article,

It's really the first time I try to write this kind of subject matter, and there are too many parts that I can't handle and can't write well.

The writing power is limited, and I am still a waste of logic. I have been interrupted for such a long time before. I am really really sorry TvT

The progress may be slightly accelerated in the future, the dog will change into a human, and live a life of wearing a vest and getting along with the actor

In short, I am very grateful to the angels for their tolerance, and I will work hard!