I, Corgi, Super Fierce [Entertainment]

"Wow! Did you come back from digging coal? Or did you plant a ditch somewhere?" The old man dropped his long sword and pulled the little boy's arm in shock.

"Hey, I went to catch crickets." The boy grinned and scratched the hair on the back of his head.

"Where did the crickets come from in the winter," the old man muttered, "Go, take a shower quickly, the floor will be dirty from your feet—"

"Okay." The boy took off his shoes, stepped on the wooden floor and walked into the house, "Grandpa, what shall we have for dinner tonight?"

Hu Wei was squatting on the edge of the aisle at the moment, and got into the crack of the sofa before the little master messed with his head with dirty hands.

"Braised pork ribs!" The old man answered in a loud voice.

Braised pork ribs Braised pork ribs!After hearing this, Hu Wei wanted to slap the floor with his paws.

A boy's cheers came from the bathroom, and Hu Wei poked his head out to take a look, and the old man pushed the bowl with his name on it to his face.

"Eat, Dongfang Bubai! Food will give you strength!" The old man rubbed his hands.

It has been more than a year, and Hu Wei still trembles habitually when he hears this name.

He had eaten pork jerky and some peanuts at Gray's, and to be honest, he was not very interested in ordinary dog ​​food now, and he just pushed his head on the food bowl as a token.

The other seven dogs sat in a circle, wagging their tails as they ate.

He didn't see himself as a real dog, and he rarely got along with them for a long time.

Basically alone.

Hoove climbed onto his cushion and surveyed the home as he had done every night.

The house is very big, only living in this old man who is addicted to science fiction and martial arts, and his grandson who is in the second grade of elementary school.

The real head of the family seems to be very busy at work, and Hu Wei hasn't seen them several times since he moved in.

In short, this family is not very reliable in choosing a partner who can help him complete the task.

Why don't you just leave here? City C is such a big place that a suitable candidate can always be found within six days. In addition, he let Gray out on the spur of the moment today, so he really couldn't bear to bite the bullet and ask the committee for help.

But in the cold winter, not only may he not be found by anyone, but he may also live a life of starvation.

At the thought of this, Hu Wei rolled on the cushion in irritation.

"Dongfang Bubai, did you encounter anything new outside today?" The old man sat down next to him.

Nothing new, Hu Wei rolled up from the cushion.

"We, Dongfang Bubai, are heroes. We must have new experiences in our daily travels..." said the old man.

I don't know why, but the old man really likes to talk to Hu Wei, because he can't understand Hu Wei's response, so most of the time he talks to himself.

The old man has written novels for decades, and the family occasionally comes to interview reporters, so he is probably quite famous.

"Today... I wrote about a few pages. Young people like to use computers, and I think it's still comfortable to write by hand." The old man said to himself, "Maybe he is getting old, and he can no longer be inspired like before..."

After Hu Wei listened for a while, it was no different from the previous content, and he even wanted to yawn a little.

"What should I do? Dongfang Bubai, can you give me some inspiration." The old man stretched out his hand, wanting to touch his head habitually.

Hu Wei shuddered, fell from the cushion to the floor, shook his head irritably and got up.

The old man didn't care, he had long been used to being disgusted.

"It might be a little absurd for me to say that..." The old man pondered for a while, then continued, "I have always felt that you are not like an ordinary dog ​​for a long time."

Hu Wei's eyes lit up, and he looked up at the wrinkles on the old man's face.

Well, I'm special.

"Sometimes, it feels like you understand everything I say, and occasionally you can clearly feel that you dislike me..." The old man sighed.

Well, human beings are pretty self-aware.

The old man stared at him for a long time, and finally asked tentatively, "Is that you?"

Is... what the hell?

Hu Wei tilted his head subconsciously.

"Is that you," the old man repeated, affectionately, "wife?"

What?

Hu Wei almost didn't stumble again.

What the fuck did I think you were going to say!

"It doesn't seem to be the case." The old man seemed very regretful. "People who write have this kind of problem. They love to fantasize."

Hu Wei patted his chest. Fortunately, he didn't forcefully admit his relatives.

"Invincible in the East," the old man resumed his usual tone, "life is too short, if you are really special, don't miss everything you should experience."

The old man originally wanted to say a few more words, but his grandson had already jumped out of the bathroom singing "Gourd Baby".

So Hu Wei only heard one sentence in the end.

"If only you know what's special, how lonely it would be."

While Hu Wei was still in a daze, the old man reached out and touched his head, got up and went to the kitchen.

All right, then go out and try your luck, Hu Wei patted his own cushion with his front paw.

The sky is big and the earth is big, how difficult can it be to find a suitable master?

Plus he's handsome.

"The cold wind blows the fallen leaves—"

"Little cabbage, yellow rice--"

"Holding two steamed corn buns in my hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish—"

"The cold icy rain patted on the face indiscriminately—"

……

Handsome as a hairball!

Hu Wei lowered his head and sneezed earth-shatteringly, shivering a little in the cold wind.

He doesn't quite know how many places he has been to in the past five and a half days, from the familiar neighborhoods he used to go out for a walk, to the big and small parks he has never been to in the past two years, he has basically walked every corner of C City all over.

The new year is approaching day by day. Although it is not the traditional Chinese Lunar New Year, the shopping mall outside still has such a festive atmosphere.

Hu Wei has met many people these days who he thinks are suitable, but most of them are keen on whoring for nothing, and just leave him after touching him from beginning to end, without any intention of raising a dog.

Then, the most promising girl I ever met was a girl with long curly hair, who clamored to take him home the first time she saw him.

Hu Wei thought there was something going on, so he squatted on the ground and looked up at the girl obediently.

"Don't keep it, Corgi sheds a lot of hair, let's raise a second one." In the end, her boyfriend gave her an arm to stop her.

Ah.

I've almost lost my hair these days, I'll lose your uncle's hair.

Hu Wei looked up at the pitch-black eaves, and heard a song that was hard to listen to starting to play in the repair shop behind him, thinking how long he was before the deadline.

Eight hours, if you don't have it, you have to wait another 15 years, and that will be the next life.

In order to ensure the survival of the fittest, dogs like Hu Wei have a total of five chances of reincarnation. In short, they can live for five consecutive lives while retaining the memory of their previous lives.

For some unknown reason, the "Heavenly Chosen Dogs" in the first and fifth lives did not have the conditions to become sperm, so there were actually only three chances to become sperm.

Hu Wei is now in his second life. Although there are two more chances in the future, he obviously doesn't want to ruin the first chance on the mentally handicapped link of not being able to find the master.

His heart became a mess, and in this cold and desolate situation, Hu Wei suddenly heard an earth-shattering dog barking.

It seemed to be right next to his ear, causing his whole dog to jump up reflexively.

Fuck!

Hu Wei turned his head viciously, and what he saw was a big black dog, probably also a stray dog, who could smell a stench.

The other party was panting heavily, and was staring at him right now, his limbs were strong and powerful, as if he was about to rush towards him at any moment.

The language system of ordinary dogs is too different from that of humans. As a "similar dog", Hu Wei can understand and understand, to the effect that he is occupying human territory and telling him to get out of here.

If he had met this kind of silly dog ​​in his previous life, Hu Wei could easily unload it for seven or eight yuan——

The problem is that in his life, he has been a corgi with short legs and not good at running...

At the moment when the other party rushed forward fiercely, Hu Wei did a very stupid thing, that is, he bent down fiercely, stepped on the ground, and rolled down the steps in front of the repair shop.

Dagou Zuisha barely stopped, turned around and was about to kill him again.

Hu Wei was in pain all over his body at the moment, and was forced by the other party to scold him, so he got up and ran in the opposite direction.

But it didn't end, because the big dog behind him unreasonably chased him up, and he could beat him four steps away with one step.

Hu Wei really used the fastest speed in his life to catch a glimpse of a small hole in the wall just before the big dog nibbled on his tail.

Where?Who cares, hurry up and drill!

The hole was so cramped that Hu Wei almost shaved his hair when he forced it in.

The big dog tried several times but couldn't get in, so he barked at him from outside without giving up.

What kind of grudge? In the end, after confirming that he was extremely safe, Hu Wei arched his back and bared his fangs at the opponent.

Did you see, dad will bite you to death when you come in.

Biting your dog's head is rotten.

The big dog glared at him, made an angry sound from its throat, and turned its head to leave.

Hu Wei was quite proud at the moment. Just as he raised his front paws in a posture that would make it easier to walk away, the other party slammed into him with a loud bark, and the fangs paired with a big mouth directly smashed the hole open——

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Don't beat me to your mother!

Hu Wei swiped the screen several times with suspicion mixed with panic, and ran away desperately.

I don't know where it is inside the fence, the grass is not neatly repaired, and Hu Wei tripped hard just a few steps away, fell to the ground and rolled two times.

This time he didn't have time to get up, first he saw a pair of black leather shoes, and then a pair of hands came and picked him up from the ground.

Hey, this feels so good.

It was the first time for Hu Wei to like being hugged so much, and the other person hugged him very well, comfortable and not too intimate.

The big dog, who was half a meter behind him, quickly braked the car, his body trembled reflexively, and even lowered his tail.

"Go back, and you are not allowed to come back again." The person who hugged him spoke in a cold voice.

The big dog let out a whimper-like sound, and retreated from Hu Wei's sight with its tail between its legs and without looking back.

Hu Wei was still being hugged, and now he was trying very hard to turn his head and take a look at the person behind him.

It is rare for Hu Wei to be able to smell about twenty years old, but not smell anything else.

At a glance, he only saw a pair of beautiful eyes, and the whole dog had been carefully put back on the ground.

After the other party straightened up, the angle of view became a little far away. In the twilight light, Hu Wei raised his head and looked at the other party carefully.

The legs are long, which alone is enough to please the dog.

It was very cold at dawn, but this man was wearing a well-tailored thin suit, and the curve of his chin was particularly beautiful.

Hu Wei looked at it for a while, then called out tentatively.

It's too high bro, come down a bit.

The other party looked down at him, then squatted down.

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Document No. [-], "Kaijian Teahouse Raises Foxes [Transmigration Book]" for collection w

When a Buddhist player enters the ancient strategy text.

[System]: The host mainly hangs the beam and stabs the buttocks, practice fists and kicks to fight tigers, and strive to return to the real world~

Yan Yan looked around and was very satisfied: He Qing Hai Yan, the world is peaceful, I can't do without walking.

He settled in a teahouse, read books, planted flowers and sold tea every day, and occasionally wentssip with the neighbors about the young man in the brothel.

The tiger missed it, and picked up a wounded little red fox. Rua felt so good that it flew up.

Life couldn't be more pleasant.

Yan Yan turned into an old father to take care of Xiao Hongtuanzi, and never thought of unlocking a fox beauty while taking a bath.

Black hair like a waterfall, white skin and red lips, handsome appearance and strong figure.

The old plush control father shouted in shock: You change back for me!

The beautiful fox stepped out of the bathtub coldly and noblely: Don't beat me.

Yan Yan cast a glance and blushed: wash...washing is healthier.

One morning, when the beauty fox disappeared, Yan Yan found a bunch of chipmunks, orange cats and rabbits at the door of his house.

He happily hugged them back, kissed each other and then sucked.

When Rua couldn't help herself, a big red dumpling suddenly jumped down from the beam of the room and arched into her arms without any explanation.

Yan Yan hugged him like a rua big tail.

The big fox's eyes were reddish, and he stomped on his chest lightly with black gloves: "Don't touch the tail, if you rua again, you will be eaten."

cp: High-strength martial arts, flying eaves, walking on walls, living at home by x professionally demolishing houses, exposing tiles, and fox attacking

Serving Instructions:

①Extra sweet health-preserving and warm farming culture, slow heat.

②The daily life is light on the plot, and the common people's life is short, so it is suitable for bedtime reading.