The days of being a cat in Japan

The civet cat, which was stumbling across its hind legs, finally found the bathroom on the floor before it couldn't help scratching its territory.

When it went to the toilet, the big black cat stood guard at the door of the bathroom.

Although it was only for a few minutes, because the cihuamao was inside, the big black cat would not allow others to enter.

However, there are still a lot of visitors to the Science and Technology Museum today. Within a few minutes of the raccoon cat going to the toilet, at least three or four guests who wanted to come for convenience were scared away by the big black cat patting its paws. up.

The bathroom that should be used in the floor is not working, and a vicious black cat is guarding the door. Of course, other tourists have to complain to the Science and Technology Museum.

When the curator who received the complaint brought the staff of the Science and Technology Museum to this place in a hurry, he saw the big black cat patting its paws and showing its fangs, guarding the door of the bathroom floor to threaten everyone. No one is allowed in.

The young-looking guest was very helpless about this, and instead of helping him, the partners around him took out their mobile phones and took a snap of the big black cat at the door of the bathroom.

If it weren't for the big black cat guarding the door of the bathroom to prevent people from entering, it is estimated that the guy here would really rush in and take some close-up photos of the raccoon cat who is going to the bathroom.

But just like that, they were still eager to try. If they didn't know that they might not be able to beat the big black cat, these guys might have to force their way in.

Mr. Curator saw the black line at one end, and thought to himself, what's so interesting about a cat going to the toilet?

Are the focus of these guests wrong? This is a science and technology museum. Isn't the most important thing to pay attention to when visiting here?

Although this is puzzling, Mr. Curator is still very responsible.

I saw that he first arranged for the staff to take the visitors downstairs to solve their personal problems, and then squatted down and began to discuss with the big black cat guarding the door.

"Mr. Dahei, this is a public restroom, a place shared by everyone. Isn't it good for you to guard the door and prevent others from using it?" Mo negotiated.

Helpless, the big black cat doesn't listen to anyone now, it just looks for it, as long as its own little raccoon flower doesn't come out, no one else will want to go in.

Finally, when Mr. Curator's head was about to grow big, the raccoon cat walked out of the toilet after going to the toilet.

Hey, curator, why are you here?Are you here to chat with the cats?

Meow, don’t block the door of the toilet if you want to chat, the smell is so bad, let’s find a sunny place to talk.

Not at all aware of the somewhat stiff atmosphere between his big black cat and the others, Cihuamao was generous and anti-customer, and invited the curator and the others to chat aside.

Looking at the civet cat walking in front with its tail upright, it looks familiar.

Looking at the big black cat that was following behind the raccoon cat, which was ignored by any creature other than it, the curator could only smile wryly.

Following the two cats to a spacious floor-to-ceiling window, the little fat man who just had lunch also strolled here, and the two cats and their excrement shoveler met here perfectly.

Seeing the boy who was still a primary school student hugging the fat raccoon dog, Mr. Curator thought about the news that was sent from the security room just now, and then asked over there: "I'm sorry, Mr. Jiantai, what happened just now?" The images of your Great Sage playing in the mirror maze were all captured by the surveillance cameras. May I ask if we can make a video of those images together with the images of the wind tunnel experiment that it was filmed just now and use them for publicity?"

The little fat man lowered his head and looked at the cat in his arms, and the raccoon cat thought about it, and felt that there was nothing special about the picture of himself in the mirror maze.

The most embarrassing thing is just bumping into the wall, getting lost or something, it shouldn't be a big problem.

As for the cat holding back urine, it should not be obvious to everyone.

So Cihuamao nodded to his shit-shoveling officer, and the fat man saw that it agreed, so he agreed to the request of the Science and Technology Museum.

Afterwards, the little fat man took away the two cats that had left the team and brought them back to the lounge. Jiantai, who was the class monitor, counted the number of the class, and after confirming that there was no shortage of one, they began to conduct class-based training again. Group tour in the afternoon.

For Cihuamao, this one-day trip to the Science and Technology Museum has benefited it a lot.

It not only had a good time, but also learned a lot of new things. It had a very fulfilling day.

However, there is one thing that Lihuamao has always worried about, so much so that even on the return bus, Lihuamao still hasn't forgotten it.

That night, the cihuamao went into the little fat man's room after dinner.

While Jiantai was doing his homework, Lihuamao took the little fat man's tablet out of the drawer.

Skillfully scratching open the screen with his paw to enter the password, Cihuamao secretly poked and waited for a very famous city forum in the city.

Meow, those guys in the Science and Technology Museum are pointing and laughing at the cat with their mobile phones.

Humph, don't think that cats don't know what you're looking at when you hold your phone up high. You must know that cats are famous for their excellent eyesight.

Although the text on those people's mobile phones was still unclear due to the distance problem, Lihua Mao, the background of the forum's web page, could see it.

Not only has he seen it, but he is also very familiar with it. It is the urban public forum where cats often go diving and is very popular with the general public.

Hmph, the ones that can be seen by those brats should not be those emotional boards that require real-name authentication, the little fat man will definitely be able to find them on his tablet.

However, the raccoon cat who had just logged into the Shangcheng Forum, before he had time to search for anything, was first attracted by an article on the forum that was on fire, and was already attracted by the refined post.

I saw that the title of the post said, A one-day trip to the Science and Technology Museum, discussing the weight of the star cat Dasheng.

Ever since Fat Lihua saw the title of that post, she had a very bad premonition in her heart.

It cautiously clicked in with its paws, and before reading everyone's messages, it was shocked by the thousand-story message building.

Meow, don't be what the cat thinks, don't be, please.

It's a pity that the cihuamao's impromptu prayer did not have any effect. After it saw the messages in those 'high-rise buildings', the cihuamao rolled its eyes and was so angry that it almost fell off the children's bed.

I saw that the host of the 'tall building' wrote in the post: The host went to visit the Science and Technology Museum with his friends today. He thought he had received science education in the past, but he encountered a very funny thing when he entered the museum. .

Not long after the host and his friends entered the museum, they saw the big star cat in our county, the raccoon cat named Dasheng, who was actually cooperating with the science and technology museum to do wind tunnel tests.

The poster is very curious, and among the friends of the poster, there are cat fans of that cat, so I plan to stay and watch the excitement.

Everyone, please pay attention to the words I used above, because the poster really saw the excitement.

Anyone who knows a little about wind tunnel experiments knows that in the early stages of establishing a wind tunnel laboratory, animals are generally used for experiments in order to establish some data for later use.

Therefore, the wind tunnel laboratory on the side of the science and technology museum should have cat test data, and the operator seemed to use that data at the beginning.

However, after the operation started, Dasheng didn't fly. Later, the operator increased the data value, but the raccoon cat still didn't fly.

The landlord’s location is relatively good, close to the operating table, and I heard with my own ears that they used the experimental data of the weight of small dogs to send the raccoon cat to the sky.

Wow, hahaha, a cat actually needs to use the experimental data of a small dog. Let's guess how much that raccoon cat weighs now?

At the bottom of this post, Lihuamao clearly saw everyone's comments.

First floor: Hahahaha, a cat actually wants to use the dog's data, my great sage is really different.

The second floor: Well, I used to be very puzzled about the weight of Teacher Dasheng, but now it seems that it must be at least 15 catties, right?

Third floor: There is no need to add a question mark at the end of the sentence upstairs. Teacher Dasheng definitely weighs more than 15 catties. There is no doubt about it.

Fourth Floor: Hahahaha, why do I want to laugh even more when I see the reply from upstairs so seriously?

Fifth floor: You guys are really making a fuss, why is it strange that a cat weighs more than fifteen catties?Have you forgotten Teacher Dahei?If it goes up for wind tunnel tests, I think the data for small dogs is not enough, at least a medium-sized dog is needed.

Sixth Floor: Let’s make some sense upstairs, alright, Mr. Dahei is a mixed Maine Coon, let alone a cat that weighs fifteen catties, a male cat that weighs less than twenty catties is not considered qualified, okay?But Teacher Dasheng is a Chinese raccoon cat. Although there may be some American short bloodlines mixed in, most of them are raccoon cats. The weight of this kind of cat is [-] catties.Fortunately, Mr. Dasheng, it is a male. If it is a female, this weight is very problematic.

Seventh floor: Ahem, I am the landlord, I haven’t finished talking just now, I will continue to talk with everyone on this floor.Dear friends, it's a trivial matter if you can't fly. Do you know what my phone has recorded?Don't worry, I will send it out for everyone to enjoy together, and then there is a video posted by the host.

Cihuamao stared at the video for a long time with a serious expression, and finally clicked it cruelly.

What was recorded in the video was the part where he flew into the sky when he was doing the wind tunnel experiment. Because of the angle, Xu Jie saw with his own eyes his body blown into a cake by the wind and his cheeks shaking upwards in the wind Meat.

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Eighth floor: 233333, I can't do it anymore, let me laugh for a while.

Ninth Floor: That big pancake, that meat wave, you can still see it clearly even through a layer of protective clothing, um, it's our great sage.

Tenth floor: Meat waves~~ Meat waves~~~ Oops, my waist is so angry from laughing.

Eleventh Floor: Am I the only one who noticed that Teacher Dasheng's protective suit only reaches the back legs?Don't you see something between Dasheng Teacher's hind legs and tail?The flashing little pink is very well maintained.

Twelfth floor: Ahem, the calm upstairs, think about Mr. Dahei, you can't beat him, it will be bad if you smash the glass of your house in the middle of the night.

Thirteenth Floor: That’s right, that’s right, can’t you pay attention to something else?For example, it can't be hidden even in the protective clothing. The two rows above the belly are also pink. Teacher Big Black Cat is very lucky.

Fourteenth Floor: Everyone, go to the official Weibo of the Science and Technology Museum, there are more videos of Teacher Dasheng.In addition to the one posted by the original poster, there is also Teacher Dasheng walking around in the mirror maze, wow ha ha ha, I laughed so hard.

Fifteenth Floor: Really?Immediately go to watch.

Sixteenth Floor: Go together, go together.

Seventeenth floor: Wait for me upstairs, I'm going too.

Eighteenth Floor: Plus me, how can such an interesting thing be missing me, well, I feel like there are jokes to watch again.

Nineteenth floor: Yes, whenever I am in a bad mood, I search the Internet for various videos of Teacher Dasheng.After reading it, I feel better. I feel that the sky is blue, the water is clear, and the air is clean.When I see the big face of the boss, I won't feel bored anymore, it's like a hundred trials.

[-]th floor: Is what the upstairs said true?Really so effective?I have a friend who has been depressed recently, can you give him a try?

Floor 21: Try it, try it, my Great Sage teacher will cure everything.Up to eighty and down to eight months, I didn't think it was stupid... Ahem, no, it's cute.Your depressed friend, let him see Master Dasheng, two courses of treatment, bah bah, two months to ensure that his symptoms are relieved.

Floor 22: Yes, I agree with the upstairs, thanks to the great sage, there is a surprise, and all cat fans in the city know it.

Floor 23: Well, there is a surprise in worshiping the Great Sage, and the whole city knows it.

Floor 24: Well, there are surprises in worshiping the Great Sage, and people of all ethnic groups know it.

Floor 25: Well, there is a surprise in worshiping the Great Sage, and people all over the country know it.

Floor 26: Hehehe, I know what you said.

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