The days of being a cat in Japan

Have you ever seen a group of demons dancing?If there is no old warehouse next to the water room behind the teaching building of the County Comprehensive Middle School, you are welcome to visit it casually.

Looking at the crazy cats in the warehouse, Xu Jie thought with a blank expression.

Why did things suddenly become like this? Obviously, the cats were very well-behaved at the beginning.

Xu Jie, who was waiting for Mo to come back at the villa, was the last cat to return to the warehouse besides Mo. When it came in, Awang had already brought the cats to arrange the small warehouse.

Looking at the various ribbons, flowers and colorful insects stuck to the walls and roofs by spider webs, Xu Jie couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth.

However, what is even more strange is that Xu Jie actually feels very beautiful in the face of this non-mainstream post-modern art style decoration in the warehouse.

Covering his cat's face with his paws, Xu Jie felt deeply sad for his own aesthetics.

After Mo came in, the party that the cats were talking about officially began.

Can you imagine what it's like to have two dozen cats meowing loudly together?Didn't you say it was a PARTY?Isn't it all right to eat and drink?Why did it end up being louder than whose voice?Do you think you are singing KTV?

The series of big question marks well expressed Xu Jie's mood at that time.

Shouldn't it be lucky that the cats chose to have a party at night, and now the entire campus is empty, only a guard and his dog are left at the gate.

The one watching the door had been tempered by Mo, and after hearing the meowing of cats one after another in the school, he actually hid in his kennel with his ears down and his tail between his legs.

And the old man who guarded the door opened the door after hearing the cat meowing and went out to have a look. After looking over there with a flashlight and finding nothing wrong, he put on his clothes and went back.

While walking, he murmured, "It's really strange, there is still a month before autumn, why do these night owls start to toss so early?"

Up to this point, everything was normal even though it was noisy, the cats were flopping around, sharing and tasting the different things they brought, until Xu Jie's sensitive nose smelled a familiar smell in the air.

It is a spicy sweet smell that is emitted when alcohol volatilizes in the air, and it smells especially like the smell of Erguotou after opening the lid.

Xu Jie, who smelled this smell, felt bad, and followed the smell to find it, and sure enough, he saw an opened bottle of white wine spilled on the ground.

There are cat paw prints all around the wine bottle, and it is impossible to find out the exact number after going back and forth.

Seeing this, Xu Jie raised his head and looked around, only to see that all the cats in the room were in a state of excitement.

It's over, these cats must have licked the bottle of wine spilled on the ground, otherwise, with the vigilance of these wild cats, it is absolutely impossible to be in such a hazy state.

What exactly happened during the period when it was in a trance?Why did these cats suddenly become like this?

And the damn bottle of wine must weigh at least a catty. How did these cats help it in, and how did they open the bottle cap?

Could this be the sequelae after it read the newspaper to the cat?Why do these cats learn to drink before they understand anything else?

Could it be that the idea it conveys is wrong?Or was there something wrong with the way it opened the newspaper, or why didn't the cats learn all that was useful?

If Awang heard this sentence, he would retort loudly: "Who says we haven't learned anything? Don't we know what a party is and how to open a wine bottle more conveniently?"

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After making a fuss for most of the night, Xu Jie finally sent away a group of drowsy wild cats. A worried Xu Jie lay at the school gate and watched them stagger away one by one.

Pressing his cat's head with his paw, Xu Jie felt that the next time he read a newspaper to the cats, he had to filter the contents in advance.

Xu Jie turned around and was about to go home, only to find that the protagonist of the party, the black cat who had changed to a new home, was sitting quietly behind him.

During the entire PARTY, Mo, the protagonist, behaved very calmly.

It lay motionless in the newly paved cat litter, neither participating in the loud chorus of the cats, nor going down to share food with them. The whole cat was the only static point in that chaotic environment.

Fortunately, Awang and the others knew Mo's temper very well, and seeing that he didn't want to come down, no cat went to make trouble with him.

But Mo still knows etiquette very well. Although he doesn't like the excitement, when the guests are about to leave, as the host, he will still come out to give a gift.

Looking at the black cat obediently sitting there, Xu Jie stood up and said, "Brother Mo, it's getting late, I'm going home first."

Hearing the words, the black cat continued to sit there without moving, and just let out a faint sound: "Mmm."

What's the black cat's reaction?Don't you usually have to send it to your doorstep?

Thinking of this, Xu Jie carefully looked at the black cat who was sitting obediently opposite, and suddenly it felt that Mo's state seemed to be a bit wrong.

In normal times, even if Mo was quiet, he was not as silent as he is now. He was silent all night and barely said a word.

Thinking of this, Xu Jie hurriedly ran towards Zhuo Mo.

As soon as he got close to the black cat, Xu Jie smelled a strong smell of alcohol coming from it.

That smell made Xu Jie's whole body pause, and a bad thought flashed through his mind, this person must be drinking too, right?

And as if to correct its guess, as Xu Jie got closer to Mo, the smell of wine became stronger and stronger.

It seems that the person squatting opposite to it not only drank, but also drank a lot.

So Xu Jie walked to the black cat and smelled it with concern: "Brother Mo, you have been drinking a lot, how do you feel now? Do you feel like vomiting?"

Hearing the words, the black cat looked at Xu Jie with its face crooked for a while, as if it was recognizing its face, but the golden-brown cat's eyes obviously lacked some focus.

But this is not a problem for a cat. Although its eyes are out of focus, it still has a nose to use.

So after Mo shook his nose and sniffed for a while, Xu Jie felt that the big black cat, which was almost unconscious at first, became energetic in an instant.

Mo stood up and walked back and forth in front of Xu Jie with his tail upright, trying to attract his attention.

After realizing that Xu Jie was paying attention to him, Mo raised his head and stretched his neck to exhale at it, whistling.

Xu Jie is very familiar with this sound. When he was in his hometown, every spring, the stupid cat raised by the neighbor would stand on the top of the wall and bark at the passing female cat.

Xu Jie with a black hair can now be [-]% sure that Mo really drank too much this time, and his brain can't even distinguish male and female correctly.

With a long sigh, Xu Jie felt that he must be busy tonight. Who knows how to take care of a drunk cat?

While thinking about Xu Jie, he stretched out his paw and waved vigorously in front of Mo, which means that big brother, please see who is in heat later.

The black cat's eyes moved back and forth following Xu Jie's paws, and soon Xu Jie found that Mo looked at its paws with special concentration, just like the way it looked at its prey every time before hunting.

Feeling something was wrong, before Xu Jie could withdraw his claws, Mo quickly rushed forward and held its claws in his arms.

Xu Jie thought that the black cat had drunk too much and couldn't distinguish its prey from itself. It was very afraid that Mo would bite off its paws as mice.

Unexpectedly, the black cat that grabbed its paw did not bite, but held its paw in its arms very gently, and licked it with its tongue.

A cat's tongue has small barbs, and the licking feels like fine sandpaper rubbing against the skin.

In the past, when Mo licked its fur, it was not very obvious because there was a layer of fluff as a barrier.

But there was no fur on the soft pad of the paw, so the warm and wet feeling made Xu Jie's fur explode instantly.

It quickly pulled its paws out of the black cat's arms, and asked loudly with a red face, "Brother Mo, do you know who I am?"

Hearing the words, the black cat looked at it deeply with a look it had never seen before, then smiled, and said in a low and gentle voice: "Of course I know, you are my little raccoon."

Xu Jie, whose brain was congested, didn't pay attention to the adjective that the black cat used at this time. He only heard the three words "little raccoon flower", so he said, "You know who I am and still licking, can't my brain turn around after drinking?"

After hearing this, the black cat shook its head vigorously, and its eyes became dazed again, as if the sobriety just now had passed, and now it returned to a state of drunkenness.

Seeing Mo like this, Xu Jie couldn't ask anything, what could he care about with a drunk?

Thinking of this, Xu Jie sighed heavily, leaned against the black cat and said, "Can you still walk by yourself? Forget it, I'll take you back to your den."

But soon it found that it couldn't support the black cat, and it almost fell to the ground when Mo's solid body pressed against it.

Reluctantly using his body to push Mo straight up, and let him stand upright, Xu Jie backed away a little to prevent the black cat from leaning against him again.

He couldn't hold it, he couldn't push it, and Xu Jie, who had no choice but to remember how Mo was chasing his paw just now, tentatively walked in front of the black cat, and flicked his tail in front of its eyes.

Xu Jie's action was very useful, and Mo Guoren began to focus on its tail again.

Seeing this, Xu Jie hurriedly walked towards the old warehouse. While walking, he continued to hook the black cat with his tail, so that the cat could obediently follow him back to the nest.

After a lot of tossing, Mo finally returned to the nest.

Xu Jie, who was sweating profusely, settled the black cat, and jumped off the table to go home.

But before he took a few steps, it felt something was wrong. Looking back, it turned out that the black cat was following behind him again.

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Helpless, Xu Jie had no choice but to repeat the action just now, and sent the black cat back to the nest again.

This time, it got a little worried, and planned to wait for a while, and wait until the black cat fell asleep before leaving, so that the black cat would not follow.

It's a pity that the black cat that stays in the nest wants to grab Xu Jie's tail all the time, and it will wake up as soon as he is pulled away.

After repeated several times, Xu Jie was completely convinced. Are cats so hard to serve after drinking too much?Still let the cat live?

Xu Jie, who was so sleepy, really didn't have the energy to make a fuss, so he finally fell asleep beside Mo while breathing heavily.

Beside it, the contented black cat had already fallen asleep with Xu Jie's tail on its pillow. Judging from the corner of its upturned mouth, it must have had a good dream this night.