The days of being a cat in Japan

On the third floor of the Fujimoto Family Hospital, the white-feathered hen and the green pheasant had already fled in fear of Fat Lihua's roar, and ran downstairs to the big golden-haired and black-feathered for a while.

Upstairs, Xu Jie, who had a black thread hanging on his head, was constantly correcting his son's wrong name for him.

"Meow, you called Tuanzi wrong, I am father, not mother."

"My, but Brother Baiyu and Brother Xiaolu both said that the one who gave birth to the kittens is the mother, and the one who takes care of us is the father."

"Meow, what your brothers are talking about is a common phenomenon outside, and your cat is different from those guys."

"Mi, so what the brothers said is wrong?"

"Uh, no, they're right, but cats are special."

"Mee, so who's right? Should the cat call you Papa or Mama?"

"Meow, of course it's dad, how could I be mom."

"So what Brother Bai Yu said is still wrong. The one who gave birth to a kitten should be called Dad."

The sweaty cihuamao felt that he couldn't explain clearly, because now not only the kitten couldn't understand, but even he himself began to feel trapped.

The parched civet cat dragged its tail and circled around several times, looked at the nurse who was working outside the ward, suddenly pointed to that side with bright eyes and said, "Look, Tuanzi, the nurse over there is a woman, And the doctor Fujimoto who checked you today is a male. We mammals have a clear gender distinction, and cats are the same. Only females can be called mothers, and males are fathers or fathers. So although you are from I crawled out of my belly, but you still have to call me daddy, not mommy."

Hearing this, the kitten carefully looked at the nurse at work, and recalled Dr. Fujimoto who checked her body in the morning, and felt that there was indeed a big difference between them.

The kitten, who was curious about gender distinction, asked Xu Jie: "Dad, do all creatures have female distinctions?"

"Of course not. Some creatures are hermaphroditic, and some creatures can change between male and female under certain circumstances. Other creatures are born with the same sex, and will not have a clear gender until a certain age. Nature It's so magical." The knowledgeable Lihuamao explained to his kitten.

"My, what do the cubs of those creatures call their parents? Call them daddy today, but will they become mommy tomorrow?" The curious kitten continued to ask persistently.

"And what are hermaphrodites? Could it be that one of them can conjure a race, so what do their children call their elders, parents, mothers, or whatever they want?"

"Hey, Dad, why are you lying on the ground? Don't turn your stomach, you haven't answered the kitten's question yet."

The cihuamao, who was defeated by the kitten's [-] whys, finally had to lie on the ground and play tricks, in order to distract the kitten's strong thirst for knowledge.

The little black cat, who had never seen any gender-neutral creature before, seemed to understand this, but Lihua's father said that the female is the mother and the male is the father, but it remembered it in his heart.

Seeing that the kitten finally stopped chasing him and asking questions, Xu Jie got up from the floor, wiped his forehead with his paw, and wiped off the cold sweat.

The cihuamao, who was afraid that the kitten would chase him and ask questions, did not dare to talk casually, and only played with his son upstairs with his tail.

After playing with Dad's tail for a while, the kitten got a little bored.

Because Lihua's father's reaction is not as fast as Dahei's father, the kitten can hug its tail without a few strokes each time.

Missing his father's fluffy and slippery big tail, the little black ball bit the tip of Xu Jie's tail and asked, "Dad, where did father go, why didn't he come back with you?"

Xu Jie squinted his eyes and said, "Your father went on patrol, and he hasn't had time to check the territory today."

Because I came out to Fujimoto's house early in the morning, then went to the hospital, and finally went to the hotel by car.

As the lord, the big black cat took the time to inspect his territory in the afternoon.

The two cats showed their faces in the private room of the hotel for a while, and after coaxing Ishikawa's parents to be happy, they found a chance to stay out.

After Mo sent Xu Jie back to the shop of Fujimoto's family, he hurriedly went out to patrol.

Little Hei Tuanzi spat out his father's tail, rubbed his belly and said, "Dad, Tuanzi is hungry."

"Hey, didn't the nurse prepare food for you?" Li Huamao asked in surprise.

"It's ready, but the cat is not full." Hei Tuanzi said innocently with his eyes open.

Xu Jie understood when he heard the words. The nurse in charge of feeding must be feeding the dumpling at the age of five weeks for ordinary kittens. With the appetite of the dumpling, the dozen or so cat food are certainly not enough for it to eat. full.

Thinking of this, Xu Jie hurriedly took the kitten downstairs to look for food on the second floor.

On the second floor, because of the arrival of the Samoyed, the big golden retriever finally has a playmate with a similar size to it.

Little Satsuma Xueqiu, who just turned one year old, and the big golden retriever, Ah Zhong, are just like matchmakers.

The sled dog Samoyed was very interested in the green pheasant he met for the first time. To be correct, it should be very interested in the beautiful long tail feathers of Xiaolu.

The lively little Samo always keeps chasing after the green pheasant, reaching there with his claws, trying to touch the dazzling tail feathers of the green pheasant.

It's a pity that the tail is a very important part of the green pheasant. Except for their partners, they will not let other animals touch it easily.

It was used upstairs to tease the kitten, because Tuanzi was still young, and he was Noisy's younger brother, this little Samoyed would not receive such preferential treatment.

When Xu Jie took the kitten downstairs, what he saw was this kind of scene of jumping around.

Noisy has been trying to stop it, but its seven or eight catties and even a fraction of Snowball are not enough, let alone stop it.

But the big golden retriever stopped in front of the playful Samoyed and told it that little green was not domesticated, and as a pheasant, it didn't like being touched by other creatures' tails.

Shirley, who had bad legs and feet, was left on the first floor, and she heard the flapping of birds' wings upstairs and the excited barking of her son: "The mother Samo, who knew her son was going crazy, bumped up to the second floor. "

Shirley, who climbed the stairs, saw her son being stopped, and knew that this kid must be doing something stupid again.

So she leaned over calmly and smacked her son's ear.

"Aww, aww~~~, mom let go, let go, your ears are going to fall off." The little Satsuma Snowball was bitten by its mother, and said begging for mercy.

Shirley, who knew her son's temper well, didn't want to let go at all. She controlled her strength, bit her son's ear in a bloodless and painful position, and said, "Boy, what did I tell you when I went out just now, let you Don’t be crazy, be obedient and don’t make trouble in other people’s houses. In the end, when you get well, you forget to leave the gate when you go out. I don’t think you will have a long memory unless I teach you a lesson.”

Hearing this, little Satsuma continued to yell, swearing that he would be obedient, and told his mother to let go.

Shirley let go of her son's ears after hearing this, but she still turned her lips to show her canine teeth to her son, which was a very obvious warning.

Little Samo, who had been taught by his mother, shrunk to the corner of the wall with his tail between his legs, as if he had faced the wall and thought about it after he had caused trouble in the past.

After teaching Wan Wan's overactive son a lesson, Shirley turned around and apologized to the green pheasant who was harassed by her son, "This is Xiaolu, I'm sorry I didn't teach the child well and let it disturb you Yes. As a parent, I apologize to you, but please believe that Snowball doesn’t mean anything malicious, it just wants to have fun with you. After it faces the wall and realizes its mistake, I will ask it to come over and apologize to you.”

Although she was annoyed by little Satsuma just now, but seeing its golden appearance being taught by its mother, Xiaolu also felt that she had vented her anger.

And it has also heard about the breed of Samoyed, and knows that they are one of the famous three sled fools.

Just by hearing this nickname, Little Green can imagine the personalities of most dogs of this breed, so it is not at all surprised by Little Satsuma's performance.

Now the bear dog's parents have come to apologize solemnly, and the green pheasant waved its wings generously to say that it's okay, I don't care.

Upstairs, the little black dumpling who watched the audience, looking at Little Satsuma's mother Shirley, was looking at his own Lihua father, and suddenly became emotional.

Mi, is that the mommy daddy said?Hey, it looks so scary and stern.

It's better to be the father of the cat, and he will not be fierce to the cat.

Because Xu Jie had just fed the animals not long ago, Xu Jie, who brought the kitten to beg for food, did not get the food it wanted.

Miss Huimei, who was in charge of feeding today, said sternly: "My lord, the kitten doesn't know how hungry or full it is because it's young, so every meal must be fixed and rationed. I know you feel sorry for the kitten, but even if it is You can’t coddle them like this, or it will be bad for your stomach.”

The raccoon cat heard the meowing, which means that my kitten is different, it is really not full.

It's a pity that the nurse couldn't understand its protest, and Miss Huimei, who still had work to do, coaxed the cats a few words, and then left quickly to continue her work.

An aggrieved Xu Jie planned to follow Mo's example, and went downstairs to grab some kitten food for his son to lick.

It's a pity that its force value is too scumbag, just jumped onto the shelf, and before it could pick up the cat food, it was stopped by the assistant lady who rushed over.

The assistant took the cat food from Xu Jie's mouth, raised her hands to prevent it from touching the cat food, and said, "Good boy, don't make trouble, we'll eat this tonight."

As he spoke, he carried Fat Lihua off the shelf.

The raccoon cat, who failed in the robbery, walked to his son dejectedly. Hearing the kitten's growling stomach, Xu Jie felt very sorry for the child.

Hei Tuanzi was very obedient, not only didn't blame his father, but also comforted his father with Maomao.

Under the comfort of his son, Xu Jie quickly regained his vitality, and planned to make persistent efforts.

The assistant lady who had no choice but to guard the shelves was already wary of Xu Jie. Lihuamao, who had no strength, no speed, no stamina, fought and failed repeatedly.

Looking at the kitten cat food that is so close but can't get it anyway, and listening to his son's hungry stomach, Xu Jie was extremely depressed.

At this moment, Mo, who was out for inspection, came back with the afternoon tea brought back by Xu Jie and the kitten still in its mouth.

Seeing this, the raccoon cat meowed as if seeing a savior.

Meow, Mo, the cat didn't feed my son.

Hearing this, the big black cat spit out the food in its mouth on the ground, looked around the room, and finally landed on the shelf of kitten food.

Under the stare of the big black cat, the assistant lady who was staying there was defeated within a few seconds, and retreated wiping her tears.

Satisfied, Mo picked out a canned kitten that tasted good on the shelf, and gave it to his son.

Because the kitten was so hungry, Xu Jie guiltily licked the kitten's fur which was eating canned food.

The kitten, which was so comfortably licked by the father, was purring, and its little tail was shaking happily.

Mickey, it's better for dad to give the cat food and lick the cat's hair, and it's not fierce at all.