The days of being a cat in Japan

The raccoon cat in the TV held its head up triumphantly, and walked back and forth in the camp with its tail upright.

The raccoon cat outside the screen also held its head up, taking advantage of everyone's inattention, it brought over the tablet that the little fat man had put on the sofa.

Scraping the screen skillfully with its paws, Cihuamao looked up and looked around, and found that everyone's energy was attracted to the TV screen.

So Cihuamao secretly opened the online comment section of the program, pressed the tablet and began to watch it.

First floor: Ladies and gentlemen, did my eyes get blurry just now? Why did that stupid raccoon cat suddenly become smarter? The style of painting has changed so quickly, and a mortal like me can't accept it.

Second floor: touch the upstairs, I have the same feeling as you.Didn't the program team say that the big black cat is in charge of being wise and powerful, and that the raccoon cat only needs to be beautiful and beautiful?Why change as soon as you say it, and don't give us any time to adapt?

Third Floor: So I’m not the only one who gets dizzy. Is it because I’m getting old?Why do I feel that the reaction of my brain obviously cannot keep up with the production of the crew?

Fourth floor: Dragging upstairs, I feel the same way. Otherwise, let's go to the psychiatric department tomorrow to have a look.

Fifth floor: Take a slow walk upstairs, and take me with you on the way to the psychiatric department.

Sixth floor: Is it psychiatry or neurology?Don't register the wrong number after you go, it will be bad if you accidentally take the wrong medicine.

Seventh floor: I would like to ask weakly, shouldn't I see a brain department if my brain responds slowly?

Eighth floor: Do you believe that the raccoon cat that looks like an owl and is full of wisdom in your eyes is the one from the previous episodes?

Ninth floor: I'm on the seventh floor, uh, this question is really confusing.It is clearly what I see with my eyes, but why do I feel like I have been cheated?

Tenth floor: That's right on the seventh floor. My brain begins to disbelieve what I see with my eyes. What else can I see if I don't go to the psychiatrist for such a disease?

Eleventh Floor: ...Okay, when you go, don't forget to shout here, and I will go and have a look.

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Looking at the messages on the Internet, Lihuamao, who was still secretly having fun, slapped the tablet several times with his paws angrily.

Meow, what kind of image did cats have in the minds of these guys in the past, so that now that they are acting a little smarter, there are still a lot of people who don't believe it and would rather go to the psychiatrist?

Reluctantly, he continued to flip down with his paws, looking at the following things such as: Wow, the Great Sage is so smart, I knew that the Great Sage is also very useful.

Or: look, our great sage is a great sage after all, that's how extraordinary he is.

Seeing these comments and a lot of supporters under them, Xu Jie nodded in satisfaction, pushed the tablet back to its original place and continued watching TV programs.

What is currently playing on the TV is the scene of Yamaguchi Katsuhira holding a canned fish shell full of bamboo shoots and begging Saitian Wei for snake meat.

Afterwards, Yoshida Hidesuke did not hesitate to expose Yamaguchi Katsuhira's old background, and revealed that in the first issue, he lay down for three days with a box of compressed biscuits and a bottle of mineral water in order not to go out to find food' Meng material'.

In fact, this is not a shocking news. Anyone who has watched the first issue knows this. There are funny videos about this episode on the Internet, and you can find it everywhere.

Because of Yamaguchi Kappei's "wonderful" performance in the first episode of the reality show, the audience who watched those episodes spontaneously gave him a title, that is, "a man who doesn't move as long as he is hungry." '.

Because of Yoshida Hidesuke's reminder, some old viewers immediately remembered that episode, and laughed so hard.

Taking advantage of the commercial break, Xu Jieyou secretly flipped through the webpage of the reality show forum.

I found that everyone's topic above was brought over by Kappei Yamaguchi, and I was stupid if I didn't discuss it, and I was very satisfied in my heart.

At this time, the interstitial advertisements had already finished broadcasting, and the TV picture style changed again when it switched back to the reality show, and it was no longer the leisurely and comfortable before.

The dark clouds pressed down on the heads of everyone, and the damp and stuffy air made it almost impossible for people to breathe.

A photographer carrying a video camera should have wanted to raise his head to check the weather, but his action just happened to raise the lens of the camera, allowing people standing in front of the big screen to see the current sky clearly.

At three or four o'clock in the afternoon, although the sun has begun to shift to the west, the light should be just right.

But at this time, the dark clouds covering the sky covered the entire sky as far as the eye could see, and the sky at this time looked like the evening when the sun was about to set.

This sudden change began to make the guests restless, because there was no shelter from the rain around them.

The audience standing in front of the screen, in addition to watching the fun, most of them are fans of the guests.

Seeing that their idol was about to be showered with heavy rain in March, these fans quit first.

At this time, a bunch of new comments were immediately posted on the Internet forums, most of them were concerned about whether the film crew would provide help to the guests in this sudden weather?

I am a Yamaguchi fan: I think the program team should give some help in this situation. When the program was filmed, it was in mid-March, and the temperature was only in the [-]s, and it was still [-] or [-] degrees at night.In this kind of weather, if you spend a night in the wild in the rain, you will definitely get sick. Is the program team going to help out?

This person's message obviously represents the opinions of a large part of the audience, after all, everyone still has sympathy.

It's just a kind of bad taste to see people's bad luck, but knowing that they may get sick, they still gloat and let it go. Most people still can't do this kind of thing.

But other than that, there are still a small number of people who expressed objections. Some of them expressed their opinions sincerely, and some of them took the opportunity to blackmail the program group or want to dig holes.

If you want to watch it, you have to watch it professionally: I don't agree with the above people's point of view. When this program was first promoted, it said that there were only missions and no script, and everything was allowed to develop freely. I watched it for this point.Why did the film crew change their promise now that the heavy rain has not yet fallen?Then it's really worth not watching such a dishonest show.

Soon there were more than a dozen favorable comments below this message, and this one was quickly pushed to the top of the homepage.

However, such remarks were quickly attacked by guest fans.

Favorite Hua Ze: Alas, how can that person who likes to watch professional talk like this, this is just a variety show, and it’s not really survival in the wild.Knowing that getting in the rain in this kind of weather will cause problems, but still insisting on doing this, what are you so worried about?

If you want to see it, you have to look at the professional ones: how can I feel at ease, don’t I want to see it more realistically?Those slogans were chanted by the program team themselves, and no one forced them.Oh, using promotional slogans to attract attention, and not talking until you really encounter problems, ha, what else is there to watch in such a program?

The big liar of the program group: that is, to deceive our feelings.And do you know how much the appearance fees of those guests are?The money they earned in three or four days of filming was enough for us to earn for three or four years, but they paid such a high price and didn’t even want to suffer a little.Does such an artist have any professional ethics?Is the show worth watching again later?

Some young and energetic people who didn't know the truth read those few messages, and they were furious for a while. They rolled up their sleeves and arms and started to leave messages, speaking in a very aggressive tone.

The viewers who really love to watch the show and the fans of the guests will certainly not let these people spoil the show, so they also started to leave messages, and the comment area was very hot all of a sudden.

Just when everyone was arguing, suddenly a message was quickly pinned to the top.

In that message, there was a sentence written in bold black characters: Hurry up and watch the show.

No matter which party was arguing, they were stunned when they saw this post, and then looked away from the computer to watch TV.

On the screen, under the watchful eyes of everyone, a big black cat was biting a hemp rope as thick as a thumb, pulling out the steel nails that had been driven deep into the ground bit by bit.

In the high-definition camera, the tight rope and the steel nails being pulled are clearly visible, and the creaking sound of the friction between the metal and the stone is transmitted to everyone's ears through the audio, so that everyone who hears it can't help it Chills down the back.

My God, is this kind of strength a cat can have?

The kind of steel nails that are wedged into the ground, even a strong man needs to have strength to pull them.

Looking at the sharp canine teeth and sharp claws of the big black cat in the twilight, many people subconsciously touched their necks with their hands.

Damn, why did you suddenly feel chilly when you didn't turn on the air conditioner?

Director Xiaolin almost knelt down to the big black cat, but he couldn't persuade the ancestor.

But after Mr. Nanye, the chief director, appeared, everyone burst into laughter with Xiao Lihua's actions.

I am a cat fan but I still want to say: Teacher Dasheng is so coquettish, I can’t do it, my bones are weak, grab the hairy master next to you, and the servant will wait for you to comb.

Drooling all over the floor: I want to raise a cat, I want to raise a cat, I want to raise a cat~~~, I really like that raccoon cat, I really want to take it home and raise it.

Calm upstairs: Quickly recall the scene of the big black cat pulling the steel nail with its mouth just now. If you think you are stronger than the steel nail, then you will not stop me.

Drooling all over the floor: ...

A cat fan: Originally, I had the same idea as upstairs, but after everyone's kind reminders, I have completely woken up.I decided to ask someone to mail me one from the place of origin of this kind of cat. The raccoon cat is really cute.

It depends on the professional: This is a foul, how can you give them tents and food so easily?The program group is clearly cheating.

I just love to watch cats: If you are capable, you can beat Teacher Dahei, not to mention tents and food, even the campsite and Teacher Dasheng are yours.

Absolute Huaze fan: If you have the ability, you can talk to Mr. Dahei, but I'm afraid that someone doesn't have the guts.

Die-hard cat fans: Ahhh, I, Dasheng and Dahei, are so handsome.What's wrong with the high appearance fee, Dasheng and Dahei have such a worth, who else can bring this kind of program effect?I'll just ask who else is there! ! !

Looking at the comments on the Internet, Xu Jie wagged his tail proudly.

Meow, cats are so charming, please call me heartthrob in the future.

At this time, the scene has progressed to the point where Xu Jie and the others successfully returned to the tent after robbing the dining car.

Those who stayed in the tent greeted them with joy, sorted the food they brought back and prepared to boil ginger water and prepare dinner.

Seeing this, Xu Jie looked up at the time and found that it was not yet ten o'clock.

It's strange that the cat clearly remembered that the rainy night was the last day of filming. After the tent and food were snatched up, there was nothing worth showing. So what will the program show for the remaining half an hour?

Seeing the ad that started playing at the stipulated time, for some reason Xu Jie suddenly had some bad premonitions in his heart.

Sure enough, after the commercial ended, the scene that started to play was actually the scene of them returning to the base camp after going down the mountain.

In the long 10-minute program, after Xu Jie drank too much, he occupied Mike and harassed the people with his loud voice. All the pictures taken away are readily available.

First Floor: Wow, hahaha, I knew it was just dazzled just now, how could Teacher Dasheng be that shrewd and intelligent, or this kind of setting is the most suitable for him.

Second floor: Totally agree, dazzled +1

Third Floor: Agree, dazzled +2

Fourth floor: I strongly agree, dazzled +3

Fifth Floor: Hahahaha, it’s still stupid and cute, don’t want it

With black lines all over his head, Xu Jie twitched his mouth and looked at the newly posted comments.

Hey, hey, where is the promised wisdom and martial arts? Why did they broadcast these things? The program team lied to cats.