The days of being a cat in Japan

At exactly nine o'clock on Friday night, the Fujimoto family, who had finished their day of work and study, stood in front of the big screen of the TV.

They came to watch the premiere of the third episode of the reality show. Etsuko is too busy these days, and Mr. Ishikawa has to take care of the two Samoyeds who are moulting at home, so these two are absent from the premiere of the third episode of the reality show today.

Xu Jie, who was hugged by the little fat man, kept struggling to leave, because counting the time, there would definitely be a stupid appearance of him being knocked unconscious by a rabbit in today's program.

Although his stupid and cute appearance has been deeply rooted in people's hearts, Xu Jie still doesn't want to face this matter directly.

So let go, little fat man, and let the cat go. The cat doesn't want to see the whole family pointing at the TV screen and laughing with stomach cramps.

Hey, hey, after this episode of the show, the cat's stupid appearance must be deeply imprinted in everyone's hearts, and it can't be changed anymore.

This is the first time for Xiao Fatty to raise a cat. Although he has worked very hard, he still can't understand the body language of cats many times.

For example, this time, when Xu Jie moved back and forth in his arms, the little fat man thought it was because he didn't prepare snacks for it, so the cat was upset.

Thinking of this, the excrement shoveler quickly comforted his master Mao and said: "My lord, please be obedient and don't move around. Dad said that your meal and snacks have increased today, so you can't eat extra meals at night."

Hearing this, Xu Jie meowed angrily in the little fat man's arms, which meant: "It's not that the cat wants to eat more. It has consumed a lot in the past few days. The cat is so hungry, why don't I eat more to replenish my strength?" ?”

Of course the little fat man couldn't understand the raccoon cat's meow, but the smart Jiantai could tell that the cat in her arms was angry.

So when the adults in the house were not paying attention, the little fat man sneaked along a banana, peeled it off, unscrewed a third and handed it to the angry cat.

Although the little fat man's movements were fast, they were not really fast enough to be invisible.

In fact, both the Fujimoto couple and Junko saw the action of the little fat man secretly feeding the cat, but because the child was happy, they both pretended not to see it. After all, this is not a matter of principle.

Xu Jie, who was eating bananas, quickly forgot why it was angry. When Xu Jie, who was licking bananas at the bottom, heard the familiar opening song playing on the TV, it was too late to leave.

This episode was edited and played from the early morning of the next day. In fact, the film crew looked like they were editing and playing the scene of the big black cat fighting the mountain rats.

But because the duration is too limited, the program group had to regretfully abandon this plan.

However, those unbroadcast highlight clips were not wasted either. Viewers who downloaded the app of their show could see the unbroadcast highlight clips of each issue in the column of behind-the-scenes tidbits.

Because of this condition, the number of downloads of their reality show app has exceeded [-] million recently, and the monthly advertising costs alone are enough for the previous program team to prepare for half a year.

I heard that the film crew has recently received a generous bonus from top to bottom, and everyone who has been encouraged is working more seriously now.

Seeing the scene of him playing with Mo on the meadow, Xu Jie first breathed a sigh of relief.

I thought that I could always finish the first half of the episode on this day, and when the commercials were inserted in the middle, the cat would find an opportunity to run away.

Xu Jie, who was thinking this way, was able to relax and watch TV in peace.

Before, I only cared about the scenes of myself and Mo, but now I can sit down and watch the complete program, which is quite enjoyable.

Since the two cats were basically playing in the morning of this day, there were not many shots of them without any laughs or surprises.

On the other hand, the Saitian group who went fishing and the Yamaguchi group who went to dig wild vegetables are currently the most shot.

So to be honest, when I don't have myself and only look at other people's misfortune, it still feels pretty good. Xu Jie, who is not moving around, is lying in the little fat man's arms and watching with relish.

In Qi Tian's group, Yoshida Hidesuke's ability to survive in the wild is the strongest among all human beings.

Just seeing that he was able to weave a crude fishing net out of weeds, vines and wattles within three to five minutes, one can tell that this kid is definitely a professional.

It's just that the hastily made fishing nets are not very durable, and after only three or four strokes, the grass and rattan fishing nets are broken.

If it's just a broken fishing net, just do it, and it won't take long anyway.

But in order to rescue the small fish and shrimps in the fishing net, Qi Tian confessed his shoes and trousers in the stream.

Looking at Qi Tianwei who was hiding behind the bushes in the camera and waiting for Yoshida Hidesuke to dry his pants, Xu Jie laughed meowingly.

The task of the fishing team here is not over yet, and there is also a problem with the wild vegetable digging team over there.

Although Kappei Yamaguchi is a regular team member in the show, he himself is responsible for the funny.

Therefore, his own survival skills did not increase much because he participated in a few more episodes.

Not to mention that Miss Tachibana, since she grew up to this size, she has never seen what other plants look like when they are growing except for fruits.

It is conceivable what effect such two people will have when they get together in a group.

Holding the lid of the canned fish sauce that was picked up last night as a shovel, Katsuhira Yamaguchi and Sadie Tachibana dug randomly on the hillside without any purpose.

In the camera, Katsuhira Yamaguchi was digging weeds that he didn’t know, and talking nonsense to the photographer who was in charge of following him: “Look, Takeda-san, let me tell you, have you seen the wild vegetables I’m digging now? How do I feel familiar, do you think this is shepherd's purse?"

Finding that the photographer who was concentrating on shooting had no time to take care of himself, Kappei Yamaguchi held the lens of the camera up and down with his own hands.

After he did this, the screen would move up and down as if nodding, and Katsuhira Yamaguchi said in a serious manner: "It seems that you agree with Takeda-san, so let's dig out all these 'shepherd's purses' Bar."

In the later stage of the production, I specially gave the cameraman Takeda a shot, and added black lines and beads of sweat on his face.

On the other side, Tachibana Zhenyi, who was also digging wild vegetables with can lids, had an ugly expression on her face. In the grasslands all over the mountains and plains, she didn't know what was usable and what was not.

Because before she left, her agent had asked her to be careful not to touch weeds and bugs that she didn't know, so as not to accidentally get allergic or be bitten by bugs.

So when digging wild vegetables, this young lady only worked and didn't work hard. In two or three hours, she only dug out three or four weeds.

She thought that what she did was still secretive, because the funny performance by Katsuhira Yamaguchi was indeed very effective.

As for her unremarkable experience, the crew should not leave a few shots in the post-editing.

This lady was thinking very well, and things were indeed developing in the direction she thought.

But what Ms. Tachibana and her agent did not expect was that at the end of digging the wild vegetables, the program team gave the two people a few seconds of receiving the goods, so that everyone could see clearly that Yamaguchi Kappa and Tachibana Zhenyi were busy with the two Three hours of delivery.

One side is a small half frame, and the other side is three or four trees. Let’s not talk about whether you can eat it or not. This attitude can be seen immediately.

If Ms. Tachibana and her manager are watching the show now, the faces of these two people must be more ugly now than on the show.

Seeing this, the narrow-eyed raccoon cat, who was still holding grudges after being frightened, kept meowing and laughing non-stop. The film crew is really considerate and understanding.

Compared with the carelessness of the cat group, the unlucky fishing group and wild vegetable group, the group of Suzuki Chinatsu and Mr. Hanazawa is much happier.

It didn't take long for them to find a moso bamboo forest all the way to the east, and the spring bamboo shoots in it made the two of them almost go crazy with joy.

In fact, this moso bamboo forest is a hidden pile arranged by the film crew, in order to let the guests who came to participate in the filming have something to eat.

Although it was a reality show about survival in the wild, they were still an entertainment show after all, and most of the guests invited were amateurs.

Therefore, the film crew will still give some convenience to the guests if conditions permit. After all, they are just putting on a show, and they don’t really want to starve to death. If something really happens, their film crew can’t escape it. .

However, the crew didn't waste any shots here. After a few jumps in the screen, the guests, including the cats, all got together again.

Seeing Kappei Yamaguchi who first complained to the big black cat and then bowed down, Xu Jie suddenly had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, after a few shots of pheasant and bamboo shoot soup and the campsite the next night, the show began to play the sub-par spot before commercial breaks.

Seeing this, Xu Jie couldn't sleep anymore. Taking advantage of the commercial break, it became noisy again.

This time the little fat man was very happy, and immediately put the remaining two-thirds of the bananas to Xu Jie's mouth.

Smelling the smell of his favorite fruit, banana, Xu Jie lowered his head and took a big bite out of nowhere.

After that, Xu Jie, who had a banana in his mouth, thought tearfully, the cat didn't want to eat the banana, but the cat wanted to leave.

In the end, Xu Jie, who was too late to leave, still saw the cute and stupid look of himself being knocked out of his white belly by the rabbit.

This issue ends with the big black cat giving raccoon cats and rabbit fur cushions, but these Fujimoto family can no longer be seen, because they are lying on the sofa in various postures and laughing so hard that they can't get up.

Mrs. Lihui, who has always been dignified, laughed and burst into tears on the sofa, when her phone rang.

Wiping her tears, Mrs. Rie calmed down, answered the phone and said, "Nanako, that's right. You watched this episode too? What, even Tai'an watched it, and he still laughed? That's really great Yes. Uh huh, it’s our great sage, wow ha ha ha I can’t help laughing when you say that. Cough cough, they basically look like this when they are at home, Dahei may have done it, So the Great Sage was a little lazy..."

Looking at Mrs. Lihui who was talking on the phone with his best friend blankly, Xu Jie shifted his gaze to the little fat man again.

Meow meow shit shovel officer, the cat's heart is hurt, can you give the cat some comfort?

Who knew that Jiantai didn't have time to care about his master Mao right now, he was frantically swiping the screen with his tablet in his arms.

Seeing his concentration, the curious Lihuamao leaned his head over to have a look.

First floor: Wow, hahahaha, this issue of Dasheng has reached a new level of stupidity.

The second floor: I totally agree with the above, but I still like it because it is so stupid and cute. Why?Is it possible that I have the potential to shake M?

Third floor: Don't make trouble on the second floor. Where does the Great Sage have the temperament of S? It's because of your overthinking.

Fourth floor: cihuamao, cihuamao, cihuamao, the stupid and cute ones are too cute, if you like it, don’t want it, wow ah ah ah ah ah.

Fifth floor: You guys, haven't you seen the scene where my big black cat is domineering and invincible?See what happens to the animals who dare to fight the big black cat, mountain rats, dead in a circle.The wild pheasant was plucked and stewed into chicken soup, and the skin of the stupid wild rabbit was turned into a mat.Now even the film crew has nothing to do with Mr. Dahei. Can't you wait for mere mortals to see such a brilliant performance of my Cat King?

Sixth floor: Touch the upstairs, I will send you a hundred videos of the big black cat fighting, now you should quietly listen to us YY about the cat in the cat king's den. "

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In the comments below, Xu Jie didn't want to read any more, and Xu Jie, who jumped off the sofa clutching his chest, ran towards the big black cat in tears.

Mo, I don't want to stay here anymore, let's move back to the school's cat house now, okay?

The big black cat, who could never say no to Little Lihua's request, jumped out along the cat climbing frame with Xu Jie in its mouth without saying a word.

So the raccoon cat who ran away from home and returned to her mother's house was brought back to the nest by the big black cat within a day.