The days of being a cat in Japan

Saito's family is a college student and a complete otaku.

His favorite activity is to buy fruit juice snacks and watch different variety shows on TV or computer.

There are very few young boys in their twenties who have this hobby.

Girls like to watch it, but they are not generous enough to discuss the plot of variety shows with unfamiliar boys.

So Saito has always been a loner in school. Even though he tried hard to integrate into the group several times, he couldn't find a suitable entry point, because he really has little in common with everyone. topic.

But in the last week, this situation has suddenly taken a very obvious change.

Now he not only has a conversation with the boys in school, but also has a very speculative conversation with the girls.

This kind of change occurred, in the final analysis, because of a variety show, a wild survival reality show that the Saito family liked very much.

Although the reality show in the past was good, but after all, the audience is limited, and there are several deadly rivals with similar content planning, so although it is hot, it can't be called popular.

But since the last episode aired, the effect of the show has spread rapidly in an explosive manner. Now more than half of his classmates are talking about that show. Anyone who doesn’t know the name of that reality show will be regarded as Too corny.

Such a hot topic discussion has created the first program in the history of variety shows that the ratings of the rebroadcast are actually higher than that of the first broadcast.

Taking advantage of this shareholder style, the program group has quickly received more than a dozen commercials, each of which is a big deal.

There is also the title sponsor of that show. Now their products are as popular as that variety show. It is said that they are all out of stock online and offline, and the scheduled time is all scheduled for next month.

The reason for all this is two famous cats.

Saito's family has never been so grateful that he is an otaku. He likes to swim in the online world, and he has heard about those two for a long time.

When the two of them were not so famous, Saito's family became one of the cat fans.

Now cats are very popular, and he, a cat fan who knows something about cats, quickly became a popular object.

Thinking of those female classmates who brought him water, snacks, and biscuits just to learn more about cats.

Thinking about those male classmates who used to dismiss him, but now, in order to attract the girls' ideas, come to hook up with him with a pleasant face, Saito's family is indescribably proud.

Because his home is in the same city as the university he attended, and he has no classes on Saturdays, every Friday afternoon after classes are over, Saito's house will come back home.

It was the same this Friday, Saito's family returned home early after class.

In order to ensure the ratings, the TV station's variety shows will only be rebroadcasted on the Internet after the TV broadcast is over.

Therefore, students who stay in school without TV to watch are particularly envious of Saito's family who can watch live variety shows.

Saito's house, who was so happy in his heart, returned home, and made an agreement with his parents in advance that his classmates would come to the house for a reunion next Friday.

After obtaining the consent of his parents, Saito returned to his house with a smile on his face.

While putting the newly bought snacks and juices on the table, he turned on the TV and tuned it to the channel of the reality show.

Waiting for the program to start, Saito's family silently thought about the list of people who will have a family reunion next Friday.

Well, the other people in the dormitory must be invited, the few female students in the class must also be invited, and the students from the cat fan alliance in the school must also be invited. Not a lot.

If it was before, it would be useless for me to invite them over.But now it's different, I can watch the latest episode of the reality show in my own home, and this alone can invite them all over.

As long as he thinks that the goddess in his heart is about to visit his home, Saito's house will feel his heart surge.

Sure enough, a cat is a kind of animal that can bring good luck. It can not only attract money, but also bring pink luck.

He himself is the best proof. Since he became a fan of those two cats, not only can he earn pocket money while playing games, but he also has the opportunity to get in close contact with his sweetheart.

Thinking of this, Saito's house turned on his computer, bowed to the two cats on the screen saver above and said, "Dasheng, Dahei, you must bless me to make my wish come true this time. If I If I can successfully arouse Yuemei's idea, I will go to the small animal protection center to adopt two cats, and I will treat them well."

Just as he was saying goodbye, the theme song of a reality show that he was very familiar with came out on the TV.

Hearing the sound, Saito's family quickly turned around, picked up the juice on the bedside table and poured himself a glass, planning to enjoy this episode of the program while drinking.

Just when Saito's house was leisurely and contented, the TV screen after playing the opening song suddenly became dark.

"Hey, is the TV broken? No, how can this kind of moment be broken? After a while, Yuemei and the others called to ask about the content of this issue. I don't know what to do?"

The anxious Saito family quickly put down the juice in his hand and climbed to the TV to check the situation.

Just as he approached the TV and was about to check the antenna box, a horrifying scream suddenly came from the originally pitch-black TV.

"Ah~~~~~~~!!!"

The unprepared Saito's house was frightened by the sudden scream, his knees became weak, and he fell to the ground, holding his chest and staring at the TV screen.

Then he saw a line of very clear writing appear on the pitch-black TV screen.

Suddenly there was a scream in the silent campsite, what happened over there?

After that is a piece of ellipsis.

……

The lights flickered and the picture changed, and the classic replay of the previous program appeared on the TV screen for a few minutes, and then the program began to play normally.

Looking at Suzuki Chinatsu who was opening cans for the cats inside, Saito Yauchi, who fell to the ground, stroked his chest and whispered, "What are you doing, it's really scary."

After the frightened Saito Ianei stood up, he followed the new episode of the program and went to the computer to link to the webpage.

After skilfully flipping through the online message board of the reality show group, I saw that all the messages on it were all about the scream just now.

First floor: What the hell was that scream just now?I was so scared that I took a bite of potato chips right in my throat, and I was almost suffocated to death.

Second floor: The one on the first floor is not much better than you. I poured a glass of beer on my pants. These are my newly bought pajama pants. The big brand ones cost me a week’s salary. I almost cry.

Third Floor: So I wasn't the only one who was frightened. I heard the scream just after I turned on the TV. At first I thought I had tuned the wrong channel.

The fourth floor: I am better than the one upstairs. I know that I tuned the wrong channel, but I just thought that the TV station put the wrong program and changed a good variety show reality show into a ghost movie.

Fifth floor: Those of you upstairs are nothing compared to me. The Mao master of our family jumped up and ran around after being frightened by the scream, and finally kicked the wooden board at the head of my bed and clamped himself in it. inside.I have just rescued the master in the head of the bed, and now I am repairing my head of the bed with an ax and nails, who of you is as miserable as I am?

Sixth floor: Hahahaha, the upstairs is really funny, this is too bad luck.

Seventh Floor: From this point of view, I am pretty good, but all the mineral water I drank was sprayed out from the nostrils.

Eighth Floor: Knowing that I am not alone in my misfortune, I am relieved.

Ninth floor: What kind of mentality is this upstairs?

……

Seeing everyone's replies, Saito's family rubbed their chin, thinking that they would make a big move at the beginning, it seems that there is a big drama to be sung in this episode.

Thinking of this, Saito's family left the computer early, returned to the TV and continued to watch.

I thought that with such a horrifying beginning, the main tone of this episode must be horror and tension.

But in fact, this is not the case. Seeing Yoshida Hidesuke and Yamaguchi Katsuhira fighting for the leftover fish juice of the cats, Saito's family laughed and fell on the tatami, covering their stomachs.

Afterwards, the vigil in the camp began, and the scream at the beginning of the film also appeared at this time.

Seeing that the good show seemed to be starting, Saito's family hurriedly got up from the tatami, cheered up and began to watch carefully.

As a result, the more he looked at Saito's house, his eyes widened. When he saw the scene of Mo standing in the center of the camp with the dead rats in a circle, he raised his head and roared, and he froze in a daze.

It wasn't until the big black cat in the picture disappeared, and I went back to the hanging belt to lick the fur of the raccoon cat, that I woke up like a dream in Saito's house after watching mesmerized.

This is the end of the second episode of the program. When the ending music sounded, Saito's family didn't care to call their classmates to inform the content of this episode. Instead, they hurried to the bottom of the TV and recorded it The program plays back.

When the mighty posture and roar of the black cat sounded again, Saito's family couldn't help but exclaimed: "It's so cool, this cat is simply a tiger. No, I have to work hard, and I can't let a cat give me Go over."

Among the people who have watched the program, there are not a few young people who have similar thoughts with Saito's family. Of course, there are more people who kneel first for Mo.

Soon these two groups of people were on their way up. The Kneeling Cat faction and the Super Cat faction were two groups of people. While loving the big black cat, they disliked each other.

But no matter how much the two groups despised each other, they did agree on one thing.

That's that stupid cute raccoon cat named Dasheng. It's so lucky that Dahei dotes on it so much.