The days of being a cat in Japan

At 40:[-] in the evening, the little fat man and Junko, who had finished their homework, came to the sofa with Coke and potato chips and popcorn. They ate and drank while holding the remote control to tune the channel.

At 45:[-], there was a knock on the door at the entrance, Mrs. Rie opened the door to welcome the guests, and Etsuko Fujimoto and Katsura Ishikawa came to visit with fresh fruits.

At [-]:[-], Mrs. Fujimoto, who washed the fruit and brought senbei, biscuits and shredded squid, appeared in the living room and offered everyone the snacks she had prepared.

At 55:[-], Dr. Fujimoto, who never cared much about TV shows, came in from outside with several cans of beer in his arms. After placing them on the tea table, he found his place on the sofa, while other pets at home began to Gather towards the living room.

Hei Yu took Fukuda's mynah to land on the bird shelf not far from the sofa. In the trough of the bird shelf, Junko had already added sunflower seeds and mineral water in advance.

After Ah Zhong circled around the sofa and coffee table a few times, he directly placed his big head on Mrs. Fujimoto's lap, and then squatted down and lay down on the big golden hair's tail.

The reason for everyone to gather together is very simple, because today is the day when Xu Jie and Mo Shuo participated in the filming of the reality show of the variety show.

Because of the particularly good material, this time the reality show did its best to promote it.

For three full days, as long as you select that channel on the TV, or other channels related to that channel, you can watch the promotional video of that program.

The thought and hard work that the program team spent on this promotional film can be seen at a glance no matter whether they understand it or not.

Not only is the time nearly three times longer than the one-minute length of ordinary program promotional videos, but the selection of material also includes the most attractive and conflicting images.

Barren hills, crude camping equipment, scarce food, attacks by mountain rats, and sudden downpours.

All elements that can make people feel anxious and uneasy were picked out by the program team and played in the trailer.

The excellent material and careful cutting made the effect of this trailer beyond everyone's expectations after it was released. Together with the unaired episode of the show, it has become a hot topic on the Internet.

All the guests who participated in this episode, unexpectedly all got acquainted with the broad masses of the people through a trailer.

Although it is unbelievable to become popular with a promotional video, the rapid increase in popularity cannot deceive people. The fact makes them all start to secretly laugh behind their backs.

Of course, two of them were unhappy, and one was Ms. Tachibana Zhenyi, who felt that she had lost her ladylike demeanor because of the screams of the rats in the show.

And the other one is one of the two special guests, our lovely Dasheng teacher.

Xu Jie was very dissatisfied with the trailer that the program team cut and broadcast, because in all the scenes related to himself, Xu Jie was either acting cute or buying stupidity.

Whenever thinking of this, Xu Jie patted his paw angrily.

Meow, does the camera crew have a feud with the cat?Cats have so many skills, why did they choose these two to be shown in the trailer?Where have all my wisdom and wisdom gone?

Because of that trailer, Xu Jie has been depressed for several days.

This time, it found that the Fujimoto family had gathered together to watch the show together, and it couldn't help but start to make trouble because it had already begun to doubt the editing of the program group.

Taking advantage of everyone's inattention, Xu Jie jumped off the sofa, took a few strides and leapt, paws directly on the top of the TV.

Its paws were on the front of the TV, and its body and tail naturally hung down. The whole cat just hung on the TV, blocking half of the screen.

Seeing this, the little fat man who was drinking Coke asked, "Great Sage, why are you blocking the TV? The show is about to start, so we can't see it."

Angrily, Xu Jie puffed his cheeks and meowed a few times, which means he won't let you see it.

In the location scene with Xu Jie, Etsuko, who is very familiar with its small thoughts, heard the voice and said: "My lord, you are useless in front of the TV. The living room is not the only place in the house that has a TV. If you block this side, it will be a big deal for us to go to the bedroom." Go and see, block the bedroom and we can come back again, I don't believe you can block two places with one cat."

Hearing this, Xu Jie twisted his body and turned his head, baring his fangs at Etsuko and hecking twice.

Seeing this, Etsuko walked over, and while gently scratching Xu Jie's itch with her fingers, she said, "Big star, be more generous. Anyway, you have never made a living by your IQ. Is there a difference between being cute and being stupid? As long as everyone likes it." , the attention has increased, and the manufacturer will happily send the foundation's money to the small animal protection center. And your program will be divided into three episodes, so it's okay if you only play this episode usefulness."

Xu Jie opened his mouth wide when he heard the words, and his startled apricot core eyes almost turned into walnut eyes.

Meow, what did you say?One episode of such a cat-losing show is not enough, and three episodes are needed?

Probably because she understood Xu Jie's expression, Etsuko Fujimoto explained to it: "You have also watched this reality show. Originally, depending on the material and location shooting time, a program will be broadcast in one or two episodes. But this episode of yours is really outstanding. When editing later, everyone didn’t want to let go of that episode. Finally, they put together three episodes. After discussing it, they felt that since it was cut out, it would be better. Don't waste it, just use it all, so you will have three episodes in this issue, are you happy, Great Sage?"

Happy?What is the cat happy about?Glad to have one more episode so that everyone can see meow more stupid?

Thinking of Xu Jie, who hadn't come up here in one breath, his paws couldn't hold firmly, and he slid down the TV along the screen.

Mo, who had been waiting at the bottom for a long time, caught Xu Jie steadily, carried him back to the cat cushion on the sofa and put it away, and licked him bit by bit to calm his emotions.

The chick with fried wings was chirping and chirping non-stop under the sofa, and said to its little dad, "Dad, I really like the little dad on TV. Now when I go out to bask in the sun, I can often listen to When I went to Aunt Sparrow and my uncles to discuss you and Papa Mo, they said that Papa Mo looked so handsome."

Hearing what his chicken son said, Xu Jie wept silently in his heart and said: "Silly son, your father Mo is naturally handsome if he is in charge of military strength, but I don't want to be a stupid and cute father at all."

No matter how noisy Xu Jie is, the show will start on time when the time comes.

After a familiar opening song, the show began with the guests rushing to the base camp together by car.

Xu Jie's shot started from its white belly. When everyone was guessing who the two guests who were "playing big" and refused to get off the car, the first thing everyone who opened the car door saw was Xu Jie's incomparably enchanting sleeping position.

Pfft, Dr. Fujimoto, who just took a sip of beer, sprayed all the liquid out of his mouth unexpectedly, and Mrs. Rie who was beside him had already laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up.

Etsuko Fujimoto, lying in her boyfriend's arms with a smile, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with the back of her hand and said, "Although I have seen this scene at the base camp, I still want to laugh when I see it again. Oh no, the more I look at it, the more I see it." I want to be happy, I can't help it, what should I do?"

Those who reacted like them were the viewers who were guarding in front of the TV. Many TV screens were attacked by their owners continuously spraying various liquids tonight.

Later, the scenes of the big black cat rolling the iron pot and the raccoon cat shaking the pot made the audience laugh out loud.

In the discussion area specially created by the program group on the Internet, laughter appeared in large numbers.

First Floor: Wow, hahaha, no, I’ve never seen such a stupid cat, hahaha, is that really Teacher Dasheng?It is simply unbearable to look directly at.

Second floor: The one upstairs is of course Teacher Dasheng, otherwise you think that cat can sleep so enchantingly and so well... Is he calm?

Third Floor: Hahaha, yes, the top-heavy cat that can sleep peacefully with half of its body suspended in the air is none other than our great sage.

Fourth floor: Pfft, the two upstairs are all to blame for causing me to spray orange juice all over the screen.Woooooo~~ This is a new TV I just bought last week, who will pay for my screen?The program group is talking about you, don't pretend you don't hear it.

Fifth floor: Lose the screen +1

Sixth floor: Compensation for the screen +2, don’t worry, my TV model is old, just calculate half of the depreciation.

Seventh floor: I+

Eighth floor: Me too +

Soon a program group came out to pay for our TV, and the post became popular in the discussion area.

But after the ad came back, and as the first night in the field rolled around, footage of the ink-robbing crew began to air in the second third of the first issue.

Following Mo's mighty performance, the discussion area also had a sudden change, and a number of posts praising Mo's powerful fighting power began to appear in the discussion area.

First floor: My mother asked me why I knelt down to watch TV shows, and I replied that as a human being, I really couldn't stand up in front of the strength of the big black cat.

The second floor: I decided to sign up for a karate class this week. I feel ashamed that I can't beat a cat.

Third floor: Shouldn't the program crew really be ashamed?They looked so arrogant when watching other episodes of their programs, but now they have kicked the iron plate, wow ha ha ha.

The fourth floor: I really want a husband like the big black cat. I resolutely went to rob the program group for the sake of my lover not eating cat food. Facing the siege of so many people, I still don’t change my expression. So handsome.

Fifth floor: Is the idiom "resolutely resolute" from upstairs inappropriate to be used here?

Sixth floor: Are you upstairs a Chinese teacher?Don't worry about these at this time, okay?Our focus now is on cats.

Seventh floor: I'm her husband on the fourth floor, my dear, stop drooling over the TV, the baby is crying and waiting for you to feed him when he wakes up.You are not a raccoon cat and I am not that big black cat. If you are a picky eater, I cannot defeat a crew by myself, but after washing the diapers for the children, I can go downstairs and buy you your favorite fried eel.The most important thing is that the big black cat definitely does not love you, so my dear, please look back at me who is rubbing the diaper, okay?

Eighth floor: [-], your husband on the fourth floor asks you to go home and breastfeed.

Ninth floor: Wow, your husband on the fourth floor is very nice, I can see that you are living a happy life, cherish it.Okay, I also want to say to my wife, honey, you are not a raccoon cat and I am not that big black cat. If you are picky eaters, I will definitely not be able to beat the whole crew, but I will cook good food, and I will definitely satisfy your picky eaters. appetite.

Tenth Floor: Hahaha, it looks so interesting, then I will join in too.My dear, you are not a raccoon cat and I am not that big black cat. If you are picky eaters, I will definitely not be able to beat the whole crew.But as long as you make a phone call, no matter how late it is, no matter whether it is raining or windy, I will definitely bring your favorite food and wait for you downstairs in your dormitory.

Eleventh floor: It looks like we are in love upstairs. At our age, there is not so much romance.Wife, I am not that raccoon cat and you are not that big black cat. Your sick body is probably not enough to defeat the whole crew when I am picky eaters. Walk through our golden and diamond weddings together.

Twelfth Floor: Wife, I am in poor health, but my teeth are good. When we have dinner, I can lend you the dentures, hahaha.

The thirteenth floor: Uncle, aunt, how can you embarrass us young people like this?

Fourteenth Floor: It looks like fun, so I'll join in too.

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So one night later, the cat-style text beginning with you are not that raccoon cat and I am not that big black cat became unprecedentedly popular on the Internet.