The days of being a cat in Japan

"Cheers and good luck."

In the base camp under the mountain, the guests toasted and drank together with the location, camera, director and other staff.

After a heavy rain last night, a rare rainbow appeared in the mountains this morning.

This beautiful scene made the guests and film crew happy when the filming finally ended.

'Madan, I can finally get out of this damned place. 'This is what the guests think.

'Oh, I can finally avoid those two cats who are always making trouble. ’ That’s what the exterior crew thought.

'Meow, the cat hasn't played enough, can we play for a few days? ''Little Lihua seems to like camping very much, do you want to find a chance to take it out to play again? 'That's what the cats think.

But no matter what everyone thought, everyone quickly packed up their things, got into the car and followed the location team back to the base camp.

At the base camp, I knew that the guests must have been unable to eat or sleep well after filming the location for such a long time.

So I specially prepared boiled white porridge and some fresh side dishes for them.

I thought that the guests would run to the dining car as soon as they got off the car, and then go back to sleep in their nanny car after eating.

Unexpectedly, this time it was completely different. The guests who came back from the mountain just greeted everyone collectively, and then went directly to find a place to rest with their managers or assistants.

Waseda, the deputy director in charge of guarding the base camp, felt that the sequence was not right this time, so he ran to the director Kobayashi who was in charge of the location and asked, "Mr. People come to eat?"

Mr. Kobayashi raised his head when he heard the words, rolled his eyes silently toward the sky, and said, "Waseda, let's share the food among ourselves. Those guests went down the mountain only after they had eaten their fill this morning."

Speaking of which, Director Xiaolin waved to the staff behind him, and the location photographers and directors who got the consent put down their things one after another and walked towards the dining car.

The supply transported up the mountain is based on the number of people. For yesterday’s dinner and today’s breakfast, the cats almost emptied a cardboard box, so most of the people on the location this morning were only half full.

Holding paper bowls and drinking porridge, Director Kobayashi and Deputy Director Waseda, his friend and half-boss, complained: "After filming so many episodes of reality shows, this is the first time I meet such a difficult 'guest'. , we were all completely annihilated. The most annoying thing is that in the end, they were full and we were hungry. Do you think there is any reason for this? That guy Qi Tian even teased me, saying that this is because others It’s the retribution of showing off that you have food when you’re hungry. I XX that XX, and that kid Qi Tian waits for me to see how I laugh at him when they don’t have a cat to take care of in the next issue.”

Waseda's deputy director was stunned when he heard it, but then he patted his thigh and said: "Great, from what you said, this episode of the show is definitely worth watching. We must do a good job of publicity in advance, so that the show will still be available." It will become popular before it starts broadcasting, suppressing the variety shows of other TV stations at the same time."

Said that Waseda, the assistant director in charge of the post-production, didn't care what his friend wanted to say, got up and went to select and cut materials with other members in the post-production.

Director Kobayashi, who still had a lot of grievances and didn't speak out, could only lower his head and continue to drink porridge. He knew that Waseda was under pressure, but which department of the program group was not under pressure?

The outdoor reality show they are in charge of is very popular, but it is not so popular that it is unique.

Not to mention that among the programs in the same time period, there is a second program that is their sworn enemy.

The ratings of each issue are that they and each other are firmly in the top three, but the positions are always changing.

The three programs have always been in the state of the three kingdoms at this time period. They are competing with each other and they always want to find a chance to hold each other down and not turn over.

Nowadays, such good material is rare for their program group. Once they seize the opportunity, they might be able to win a battle.

So it's no wonder that Waseda was anxious to ask people to go back and start work early after hearing his story.

Thinking of this, Director Kobayashi stirred the white porridge in his bowl with a disposable plastic spoon, looked at the two energetic cats wandering around the base camp, begging for food and playing, and murmured to himself in a low voice: "If we can really beat the other two shows to become the number one in ratings this time, then it won't be in vain for us to be humiliated by you two fluffy ones."

Starting in the afternoon, the guests who went to catch up on sleep in the nanny car began to wake up one after another.

In the evening, except for Miss Tachibana who had left early because there was still an announcement, the rest of the people basically gathered together again.

After seeing that the guests had reassembled, the chief director, Mr. Minano Cheng, invited the guests to the evening dinner on behalf of the film crew.

After the location shooting of the first phase of work, there will always be a big dinner, which has become a reserved item.

The party was held in the base camp. It was a self-service barbecue. After eating, everyone started karaoke with a microphone. After all, there was nothing else for the film crew, and the playback equipment was calculated by film.

Others were busy eating and drinking, but Xu Jie held a microphone in his arms and refused to let go. Katsuhei Yamaguchi, who has been familiar with cats for the past few days, was drunk and wanted to snatch the microphone from Xu Jie.

Xu Jie, who didn't want the microphone to be robbed, hugged the cylindrical microphone for several laps on the ground before getting out from under the siege of Katsuhira Yamaguchi.

Xu Jie, who successfully hugged Mike, stared at Mike with blurred eyes for a long time, and patted it hard with his paws with pads.

Crackling, tearing, the sound made by the cat's paws was heard quickly from the audio equipment connected to the microphone. Xu Jie nodded his head in satisfaction when he heard the sound, then hugged Mike and started to sing.

Meow~~~Meow~Meow~~Meow~~Meow~~Meow, Meow~~~Meow~Meow~~~Meow~~Meow~~~.

Since Mike's voice had been adjusted to the maximum by Xu Jie in advance, Xu Jie's meowing sound echoed in the entire base camp for a while.

Director Kobayashi, who was eating and drinking with his colleagues on the other side, heard the cat meowing, and was almost thrown out without grasping it.

The Mr. Chef who was sitting next to him reflexively stood up and wanted to see if there was something missing in his kitchen.

Mr. Nanye, the chief director, couldn't help laughing at the discoloration of these two guys when they heard the cat. Kobayashi and Mr. Chef could only look at each other with wry smiles when they saw this.

Miss Etsuko, who heard the meowing of the cat, came back after following the sound, and saw the picture of Dasheng's raccoon cat hugging Mike and howling.

Because the cat's meow was too sharp, the people around Xu Jie basically avoided it, creating a vacuum zone with a radius of two to three meters centered on the cat.

Etsuko Fujimoto squatted down and tried to take off the microphone that Xu Jie was holding in his arms, but Xu Jie not only refused to give it, but circled his whole body, holding the microphone firmly with his four claws but not letting go.

Finding that the cat was not in the right state, Etsuko Fujimoto lowered his head and sniffed Xu Jie's body a few times, and then asked other people not far away: "Did the Great Sage drink just now?"

Everyone was at a loss when they heard the words, and shook their heads to express their ignorance. Only Katsuhira Yamaguchi suddenly pointed to an overturned beer can and said, "This beer was accidentally knocked down just now, and I vaguely seem to see Teacher Dasheng here. What are you licking while bowing your head, isn't it just licking beer?"

After hearing the words, Etsuko Fujimoto went over to take a look, and found that the can of beer had all slipped away, but there was no trace of beer accumulation or flow on the ground.

It seems that the Great Sage has been drinking a lot, what should I do with the drunk cat?Etsuko Fujimoto, who had no experience at all, instantly felt that her head was so big.

She began to look around for Mo's figure. After all, there was only another cat who could control this raccoon cat.

Without Etsuko Fujimoto looking for it, Mo, who was walking around digesting food after dinner, heard Xu Jie's voice through the loudspeaker, and immediately found him.

Seeing Mo approaching, Xu Jie let go of the microphone that he had been holding on this time, but it still lay down on the ground shamelessly and refused to get up.

Seeing this, Mo lowered his head, trying to pick up Xu Jie's nape.

But Xu Jie, who is often picked up by cats, has experience with Mo's action. When he saw that Mo was about to pick him up, he immediately turned over, revealing his white belly, and kicked his four claws to keep Mo from approaching.

Hmph, every time I can't take the cat away, I will pick up the cat, and the cat is not a cub, this time I don't want to be picked up by the nape of the neck.

Looking at the little raccoon who was kicking his legs on the ground playing tricks, Mo raised his eyebrows slightly.

After that, he suddenly stretched out his claws, and pressed one front paw on Xu Jie's soft belly, rubbing gently bit by bit.

The vital parts were pressed by the cat, Xu Jie immediately stiffened his body and did not dare to move, but slowly under Mo's rubbing, Xu Jie relaxed his body and began to enjoy Mo's service.

Just when Xu Jie was rubbed comfortably by Mo, humming and licking Mo's paw, it suddenly felt as if he was thrown up.

Hey, why is the ground getting farther and farther away?Why are the stars getting closer?

Wow, the cat is flying, hurry up and save the cat.

Xu Jie, who was thrown in mid-air, grinned in horror and screamed, his four paws waved up and down in the air, and the thrill of the rapid descent made his fur explode while he was still in the air.

Xu Jie, who was already falling to the ground by himself, finally landed on Mo's back. The big black cat accurately caught Xu Jie who fell in midair.

Mo, who performed a paw-throwing cat, ignored the shattered spectacle lenses around him, and left with Xu Jie behind his back very calmly.

Well, since the little raccoon flower doesn't want to be carried away, let's change the method, the cat can be carried away if it can't be carried away.

The author has something to say:

Mo: Tell me, little raccoon, how do you want to leave?I use a variety of methods to allow cats to choose.

Xu Jie: ...Let's go with it in our mouths, it's safer.