The days of being a cat in Japan

The staple food of the guests on this day was the two wild rabbits, plus some fresh bamboo shoots and small fish and shrimps.

Of course, these things were not enough for six people and two cats to eat three meals a day. Xu Jie estimated that the six people on the other side of the human guests would at most have a drink of water while eating, and then they would all be patient.

Even so, these people did not dare to lose Xu Jie and Mo's share. All eight rabbit legs went into the stomachs of the cats, and Mo even ate a slightly spicy rabbit head.

Of course at that time Xu Jie was in the midst of remorse for losing the cat's face, and refused to get out of the sleeping bag for anything, and all the food was given to him by Mo.

On the morning of the third day, everyone who had just woken up still had to work hard for their stomachs, except of course Xu Jie and Mo were excluded.

In order to coax Xu Jie, who felt that he had lost his cat yesterday, to get out of his sleeping bag, Mo chased the two videographers who followed them and fled around with the camera.

In the end, Xu Jie, who was hiding in the sleeping bag, heard something wrong outside, and when he poked his head out to check, he stopped Mo.

Looking at the photographers sweating on their foreheads while carrying the cameras, Xu Jie felt very embarrassed.

It's really not good to hurt others because of my own stupidity. After all, they are working normally.

So Xu Jie, who was shameless at all, came out of the sleeping bag with his head held high, and walked towards the direction he had chosen yesterday with a stiff body.

This time Xu Jie took Mo, and the two went to the east, but unfortunately there was nothing interesting there. After the cats only walked around there, they went back to the moso bamboo forest in the south to continue watching everyone dig spring bamboo shoots.

For the guests who need to rely on spring bamboo shoots for more than half of their three meals a day, their daily consumption of bamboo shoots is very large.

Thanks to things like bamboo shoots that would grow wildly in spring, otherwise there wouldn't be enough bamboo shoots in this bamboo forest to feed these guys.

Katsuhira Yamaguchi, who had been tying the white cloth strip with the words "Life", on his head, saw the figures of the two cats, and immediately ran towards the cats with the bamboo shoots he dug.

While running, he held up the bamboo shoots and said as if claiming credit: "Lord Mo, Master Dasheng, look, I dug a lot of bamboo shoots this morning."

Xu Jie looked towards Katsuhira Yamaguchi when he heard the words, and he saw a stack of bamboo shoots in his arms.

There should be at least seven or eight bamboo shoots in that stack, and the cuts are neat and tidy, and the root system of the moso bamboo should not be hurt. It can be seen that Katsuhira Yamaguchi really put his heart into it.

You must know that the most convenient tool for the guests to dig bamboo shoots is the fruit knife that is less than ten centimeters in length. Use that tool to deal with thick-skinned and thick-textured bamboo shoots, and be careful not to damage the root system of the moso bamboo. One can imagine how difficult it is.

Although Xu Jie and Mo do not eat bamboo shoots, they have their own food source.

But seeing Katsuhei Yamaguchi grinning to the back of his ears, the way I am proud of getting food by myself, also made Xu Jie happy for him.

But not long after, Katsuhira Yamaguchi, who was running towards the cats, suddenly had an accident. He yelled, and even Sunko and others lay down on the grass together.

Seeing this, the cat and the photographer who were closest to him hurried over to check. Others who were digging bamboo shoots in the cat bamboo forest also ran over when they realized that something was wrong.

The people who gathered around saw Kappei Yamaguchi lying on the ground, clutching the back of his hand and groaning in pain. Saitian Wei carefully removed his other hand that was covering the back of his hand, and everyone discovered Kappei Yamaguchi's There is a big red and swollen bump on the back of the hand.

Before the guide arrived, Yoshida Hidesuke, who has some experience in field survival, took a look at Katsuhei Yamaguchi and said, "I was stung by a bee, and the bee needle was still on the skin. I got it off."

While talking about Yoshida Hidesuke, he carefully pinched the thorn-like thing left on the skin of Yamaguchi Katsuhira.

Just after Yoshida Hidesuke's emergency treatment, the location film crew who received the news also brought Mr. Guide over.

Although he is not very old, Mr. Guide is a volunteer of the Red Cross and a member of the mountain search and rescue team. He knows some simple common sense of first aid in the wild.

The experienced guide knew from the sight of Katsuhei Yamaguchi's injury that he was stung by a bee, but the type of bee was not the bee that Mr. Yoshida mentioned, but a kind of wild bee from the mountainous area on their side.

The nature of this kind of wild bee is much more explosive than that of ordinary bees, and spring is the season for them to reproduce in large numbers, so every March and April, the aggressiveness of this kind of wild bee will be particularly strong.

People like Mr. Guide who live in the mountains all year round will be stung by this kind of wild bee almost every year, so they know the habits of this kind of wild bee very well.

Director Kobayashi, who is responsible for the safety of the guests, repeatedly confirmed to Mr. Guide: "It's really not dangerous to be stung by this kind of wild bee, is it Mr. Dashi?"

The guide said with certainty: "Although the bee venom of this kind of wild bee is more severe than that of ordinary bees, it is far from being able to threaten human beings. If it is not for the extremely special allergies, after being stung, most people only need to It will be swollen for a few days, and it will heal after the swelling subsides slowly."

Looking at Kappei Yamaguchi's appearance, it is obvious that he is not that kind of extremely allergic constitution.

So according to Mr. Guide's experience of being stung frequently, the swelling should slowly subside and heal after a day or two of pain.

The question Director Kobayashi is considering now is whether he should provide medicine to Kappei Yamaguchi.

According to the pre-signed contract between the film crew and the guests, the film crew will never interfere with the natural filming of the show unless there is a serious illness or other things that can threaten the lives of the guests. .

Being stung by a bee is obviously not included in the above clauses, so even if the crew does not provide medicine, Yamaguchi can't say anything.

But a contract is just a contract after all, and there are still favors outside the law.

After all, Katsuhei Yamaguchi is a regular guest of the show. After such a long contact with the crew, everyone has already gotten to know him well. Director Kobayashi really couldn't bear to watch him endure the pain.

On the contrary, Kappei Yamaguchi seemed to see Director Kobayashi's embarrassment, and he took the initiative to say: "Oh, it was just kissed by a wild bee, what's the big deal. When I was naughty when I was young, I was stung by a hornet's nest." It’s okay if you can’t see the human face all over your head. Director Kobayashi, please tell everyone to go back quickly. If I ask everyone to come over for such a trivial matter, it’s not good to delay work.”

Kappei Yamaguchi took the initiative to let Director Kobayashi breathe a sigh of relief, but he still couldn't help but endure the burning pain just watching the familiar guests.

So the location director pulled Mr. Guide aside and asked in a low voice: "Mr. Dashi, according to regulations, we are not allowed to provide medicines to guests, but apart from medicines, there is really no other way to relieve being stung by wild bees. Do you feel any pain afterwards?"

The Dashi guide thought for a while and replied: "We took Mr. Yamaguchi to the creek to the west and asked him to put his hands into the stream. The temperature of the creek will be lower than the skin in this season, which can bring Mr. Yamaguchi It feels cool. In addition, the flowing stream can dilute and take away some of the toxins of the wild bees, which is also very good for Mr. Yamaguchi’s recovery.”

Director Kobayashi felt his eyes light up after hearing it. He thought the idea was really great, so everyone embraced Katsuhira Yamaguchi and came to the edge of the news.

After putting his hand into the stream, the painful expression on Yamaguchi Katsuhira's face really improved a lot.

Seeing this, Qi Tianwei secretly huddled in his heart, planning to take some stream back to let the mountain pass continue to soak.

Xu Jie has been looking down at the edge of the creek. As a former wild child and now a doctor, Meow still knows some ways to deal with insect stings.

What it is looking for now is a kind of traditional Chinese medicine that is commonly used in the countryside and should be available everywhere in the mountains and plains.

Xu Jie, who watched carefully, soon saw a bright light, because he found the herbal medicine he was looking for.

It is an emerald green dwarf weed with obovate lanceolate leaves and wavy tooth marks on the edge of the leaves. At this time, they are usually dug home as wild vegetables for people to taste the freshness of spring.

After finding what he wanted to use, Xu Jie quickly ran to Qi Tianwei's side, grabbed his trouser leg and pulled towards Xiaocao.

Qi Tianwei, who was dragged away by Xu Jie, staggered and asked, "Teacher Dasheng, don't pull me, just let go and I'll go with you."

When he was brought to the weed, Qi Tianwei, who was the camp cook, took a closer look and quickly recognized the thing that looked like a weed.

The listener said in surprise: "Oh, it's actually dandelion. I know this kind of thing can be used to treat snake bites. Damn why didn't I think of it just now."

The scientific name of dandelion is Popoding, and dandelion is its common and medicinal name.

This kind of grass has a very good effect of clearing heat, detoxifying, reducing swelling and relieving pain. It has a clear therapeutic effect on febrile inflammation and snake bites.

These are Qitian's special attention after he is determined to participate in the reality show of survival in the wild, but how does a cat know?

Probably too surprised, Mr. Qitian actually said what he thought in his heart.

At this time, the guide Mr. who came with him explained to it: "Even animals can get sick, but long-term life in the wild will allow them to master some basic usage of herbs. It is said that we humans began to use herbs from animals. I learned it from over there. And I heard that the owner of this raccoon cat is a very well-known veterinarian. I think it should be that gentleman who has dealt with an animal stung by a bee so urgently, and then happened to be seen by it Don't underestimate the learning ability of animals, they have always been very smart. Hey, Mr. Qitian, why are you crying?"

Qi Tianwei wiped the corners of his eyes with his sleeve and said, "It's nothing. I just felt it for a while. Hey, it's fine to lose to the cat in terms of force, but now it's starting to fall behind in terms of intelligence. Mr. Dashi, what do you say?" After this episode airs, will there be another nickname for our group called Cat Worse?"

Director group, camera group, guest group:  …

While talking, the mother-in-law tree had been dug out, washed and smashed and applied to Kappei Yamaguchi's hands.

With proper treatment and timely application of medication, the swollen wound on the back of Katsuhira Yamaguchi's hand, which was stung by wild bees, began to slowly subside after half an hour.

The film crew and guests all breathed a sigh of relief when they saw this, and Katsuhira Yamaguchi came over directly to express his thanks.

I saw him lying on the ground with all five bodies cast down, pursing his mouth and wanting to kiss Xu Jie's paw.

This time, Mo didn't stop him, which was rare this time, and sat beside Xu Jie, straightened his limbs and tail, and proudly raised his head high.

Well, there are many cats that can hunt, but almost none that can heal.My little raccoon is so different and unique. Stupid human beings have seen it this time, and they should bow down to my little raccoon.

With one paw, he slapped the guy with the octopus mouth away from his face, and Xu Jie bared his teeth at the camera lens that shot him.

It was this camera that recorded the whole process of it being hit by a rabbit yesterday. Xu Jie chased after the videographer and tried to get him to destroy the 'evidence'.

But the videographer, who is usually slow-moving, also worked hard for the material. The four-legged Xu Jie failed to catch up with the two-legged and carrying the camera! ! !

Now it is still the same machine or the same person, Xu Jie only hopes that his shrewd and knowledgeable appearance this time can cover up the stupid scene of it last time.

Hey, hey, everyone is just eating, so why bother the cat when taking the camera, cut that part off and don't broadcast it?

The author has something to say:

If you are bitten by poisonous insects, soaking or rinsing with clean water without medicine is a very good way to deal with it, which is simple and effective.This method is also tried on small areas of household burns, of course, the water used must be clean.

The scientific name of dandelion is mother-in-law ding, which is a very commonly used medicine in clinical practice. It has a good therapeutic effect on furuncle sores, upper respiratory tract inflammation, mammary gland inflammation, and intestinal inflammation. If you eat it occasionally in spring and summer Second, it is very beneficial to our health, of course, the premise is that your physique should not be too cold.