The days of being a cat in Japan

When the film crew came over, they saw a group of awakened guests and a circle of dead rats placed outside the camp.

Mr. Kobayashi, the location director, was surprised when he saw this and asked, "What's going on? Did you accidentally poke a mouse's nest?"

Qi Tianwei hurriedly replied after hearing the words: "Director Xiao Lin, how dare we provoke the mountain rats? It was the rats who came to provoke us first when they saw that we had food and drink here."

Mr. Xiaolin was a little puzzled when he heard the words, and said to himself, wouldn't it be better for us to talk about eating and drinking?Why didn't the rats come to harass them?

Mr. Xiaolin's assistant seemed to see the doubts of his immediate boss, leaned over and whispered to him: "Director, there were rats in our campsite a few days ago, we just decided to shoot here, come here When we stepped on the site, some mice came over at night camping. Later, the guide took some measures, and those mountain mice left. We thought they left and left, but we didn’t expect that they would come to attack the guests’ campsites after leaving us. Got an idea."

Mr. Xiao Lin frowned and asked his assistant, "Why didn't you report this matter earlier?"

Mr. Guide stood up and said, "Mr. Director, I don't blame Mr. Assistant for this matter. He once asked me if the rat swarms would come again, and I answered basically no, that's why he didn't report to you. Actually The group of mountain rats that were driven away rarely reappear in the same area. This is the first time I have encountered this kind of consecutive raids on human campsites. When I return to the observation station, I will definitely discuss with the station master and Colleagues will investigate the cause of this abnormal phenomenon clearly, and give you a reasonable answer, and you will never shirk your responsibility."

Director Kobayashi waved his hands again and again and said: "Mr. Dashi, you are really too polite. This kind of unexpected event is a natural disaster. Everyone can't predict it in advance. There is no responsibility or irresponsibility. Instead, these people are surrounded by a group. What happened to the dead mouse in the circle?"

Hearing the location director's question, Kappei Yamaguchi immediately stood up and said, "Director Kobayashi, these mice were killed by Mr. Dahei. Didn't you see the scene just now? It's like an American blockbuster. Mr. Dahei is simply The tiger went into the flock, and the mountain rats he killed didn't even have a chance to escape. But why he put the dead rats in a circle outside the camp after killing the mountain rats, I don't know."

The guide, who is familiar with the habits of the animals and plants here, explained: "The rodents are very timid, and they are very sensitive to the smell of their companion's blood and the screams before they die. With these dead rats, I don't think any mountain rats will dare to come around here for a few months."

Hearing this, Yoshida Hidesuke frowned and said: "It's a good thing that no mountain rats dare to come to harass, but these dead rats can't just sit like this forever. Let's not say whether they are scary or not, the meaning they emit after corruption will definitely not It smells good, it won’t be good if you accidentally cause some disease.”

Mr. Guide heard the words and said: "It will be useful only for one night. When the day comes, find a place on the mountain, dig a deep pit and sprinkle lime, and bury these dead rats in it. There will be no problem."

Hearing that the problem could be solved, Director Kobayashi was finally relieved, but his professional sensitivity as a director soon made him discover some explosive points in this incident.

The big black cat fights against the swarm of mountain rats. Such a wonderful event is absolutely rare in variety shows. Excited, director Kobayashi immediately went to check the night camera left by the film crew.

This night camera was left by the film crew for safety, and it was placed in the most conspicuous position of the guest campsite.

Before the installation, the film crew had already explained the situation to the guests, and the camera was placed facing the bonfire instead of the rest area.

Therefore, the guests did not have any resistance to the camera that was left at night. After all, the program crew also considered their safety.

Now that wild night vision camera is being carefully held by director Xiao Lin, he hopes that it can record some hot scenes that can increase the effect of the program.

It is a pity that due to the problem of the orientation of the camera, the scene of the black cat fighting the mountain rats that Director Kobayashi most wanted to be captured was not captured. What the night vision camera recorded most was Miss Tachibana screaming and collapsing.

However, what made Director Kobayashi more gratified was that although the scene he most wanted to see was not captured, the screams of the mice's tragic death and the appearance of fleeing in all directions were clearly preserved.

Especially the domineering growl of the big black cat after setting up the mouse trap made everyone who saw it feel weak in their knees, and wanted to bow their heads and bow.

Although it is uncomfortable to be woken up in the middle of the night, Mr. Kobayashi is still very excited to obtain such precious material.

Director Kobayashi, who was going to rush to work overnight to take out the material, left excitedly with the night vision camera after consoling the guests.

Everyone in the film crew left, and the guest camp was quiet again.

Qi Tianwei took a look at the state of Tachibana Zhenyi, and felt that she could not stay on vigil today, so he took the initiative to advance his vigil time, and then let everyone else rest.

After tossing for a long time, everyone was sleepy and tired. Within a few minutes, everyone returned to the sleeping bag and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, the film crew sent people to clean up the dead mice, and at the same time sent today's tasks to the guests.

This task is also very simple, that is, after breakfast, let the guests go in groups of two and follow the four directions of east, west, north and south to find edible ingredients.

This is not a mission, because even if there is no arrangement, the box of biscuits given to everyone by the film crew is almost eaten, and they still go out to find food to fill their stomachs.

Saitianwei and Yoshida Hidesuke were divided into a group, and they were going to the west. Saitianwei got the spring water from there yesterday, so he guessed that there should be some edible small fish and shrimps in the stream. .

Suzuki Chinatsu and Hanazawa Kaede got a group. They plan to go to the south, where the temperature is relatively high in the sun, to see if they can find some wild vegetables that have sprouted early.

Yamaguchi Kappei and Tachibana Zhenyi went to the east, don't ask why they went that way, because the remaining two cats chose the north one step ahead of them.

The other groups are fine, except for the cameramen who followed Xu Jie and Mo, who are really speechless and tearful now.

These two cats are too short, if the camera is still carrying the camera as usual, it is impossible to even capture the cats' tails.

In desperation, the camera brothers had no choice but to carry a heavy camera and follow the cats through the thorny jungle.

The route of cats is definitely different from that of humans. In the eyes of humans, a road that is very difficult to walk may be a narrow path with a route in the eyes of cats.

As a result, the cameramen carrying the machines had to overcome difficulties while filming. The distressed cameramen didn't know where the two cats wanted to go.

Finally, after walking all the way, a spacious lawn appeared in front of the cat and the cameraman, and the spring meadow was full of wild flowers of various colors.

The patches of wildflowers attract a large number of bees and butterflies, and even the wasps, which are rare in early spring, can be seen here.

At the beginning, the photographers thought that the two cats wanted to catch some small birds or insects for lunch, but who knew that was not the case at all.

After coming to this meadow, the two cats didn't have any intention of hunting. Instead, they fluttered at butterflies, bit wild flowers, and then simply patted each other and played in the meadow.

The videographers who went out with the cats had a bitter face when they went out, but they were all expressionless when they came back. They felt that they were shown their affection by the two cats.

When Xu Jie and the others returned to the campsite, the other three groups had already returned.

Qi Tian and Yi Tian, ​​whose goal was the creek to the west, did bring back some fish and shrimp. Although they were not big, and there were not a dozen of them together, they were food after all, so it would be nice if they could be caught.

The group of Yamaguchi and Tachibana brought back a bunch of various plants, but after being identified by the guide, he told everyone with certainty that none of them were edible.

Katsuhei Yamaguchi, who was hit hard, was leaning on his captain and refused to get off.

However, the group of Huaze and Suzuki brought back some good things for everyone. There was a small moso bamboo forest in the direction they were going, and this season happened to be the time for springing bamboo shoots.

Under the guidance of the guide, Huaze and Suzuki carefully dug for more than half an hour, and finally dug out five fresh spring bamboo shoots.

Looking at the cats that the two-clawed Kongkong didn't bring back anything, Kappei Yamaguchi said disappointedly: "Even the cat teachers didn't bring back any prey? It's really a pity. It seems that we can only eat small things for lunch and dinner." The fish and shrimp are boiled as bamboo shoots. But why are there so many grass leaves on the fur of Dasheng and Dahei teacher? What have you been doing for most of the morning?"

A videographer who was in charge of taking pictures but was shown by the cat said very calmly: "The two of them went to the north meadow to flirt."

"What? Teachers, I trust you so much, how can you do this?" Kappei Yamaguchi said with a 'broken heart' when he got the answer.

Xu Jie blushed a little when he heard the words. While others were busy looking for something to fill their stomachs, it and Mo were playing wantonly, which really didn't seem very good.

At this moment, Mo looked up at the sun and estimated the time in his heart.

Well, it's almost time for the little raccoon to eat, I have to find something it likes to eat and come back.

The videographer, who couldn't keep up with the running speed of the big black cat, watched Mo's back disappearing into the depths of the forest in despair, silently crying in his heart.

The people who gathered at the campsite began to pack up the newly brought ingredients. Fish and shrimp are easy to say. They are so small that they can be cooked. Be careful when eating, but the thick shell of the spring bamboo shoots makes everyone a little nervous. scratching my head.

Just when everyone was fighting with the bamboo shoots with their knives, there was a rustling sound in the bushes not far away.

Everyone heard the reputation and looked over, and saw the big black cat that had just left, biting a pheasant and getting out of the bushes.

And it wasn't just this that was shocking, because besides the pheasant, the big black cat was actually covered with a row of seasoning boxes on its back.

Katsuhira Yamaguchi, who was in extreme shock, pushed Yoshida Hidesuke, who was on the phone, and asked, "Hidesuke, check the time for me. I happened to see that it was ten o'clock when Mr. Daikoku left, and it is now What time is it?"

Hearing this, Yoshida Hidesuke took out his phone and glanced at it, saying, "It's ten thirty-nine."

Kappei Yamaguchi, who felt that his feelings could no longer be described in words, knelt down on the ground and said to Zhuo Mo, "I'm sorry, Teacher Dahei, I shouldn't doubt your ability, please forgive my ignorance."

Mo Wenyan walked past Katsuhei Yamamoto with his prey in his mouth and a seasoning box on his back. It felt that this man was a bit like the psychopath that Ajie often talked about, so it didn't want to pay attention to him.

Because of the addition of pheasant and seasoning box, Qi Tianwei, who is very skilled, finally has room to play this time.

He sprinkled the small fish and shrimps with salt and put them on the fire to roast. The grilled small fish and shrimps were served as snacks for everyone, but the real feast was the pot of spring bamboo shoots and pheasant soup stewed until thick.

The guests who drank delicious chicken soup after the spring breeze were rarely interested in chatting together. The fixed team of four with relaxed expressions kept sighing. Expect.

Corresponding to this is the base camp of the film crew. The logistics chef looked at the missing seasoning box in the dining room, smelled the smell of chicken soup from the campsite next door, and thought very puzzled: I obviously have it. The doors and windows of the dining car have been locked, how did the black cat come in and take away the seasoning box?

The author has something to say:

The chef of the film crew: I clearly remember that the doors and windows have been locked, so why did the seasoning box disappear?

Mo: I thought windows and doors could block me, ha ha.

Film crew VS cat, the second cat wins