The days of being a cat in Japan
Chapter 181 A Big Iron Pot
Xu Jie and Mo, who got out of the car, were led by the staff, and together with several other guests who were recording the program, they gathered at the assembly point of the base camp.
Obviously, except for the director team, no one else knew about the fact that cats were invited as guests in this reality show.
The photographers who were assigned to shoot Xu Jie and Mo in the film crew are now grimacing, saying that things like cats can climb trees and run fast, and they can’t understand human language. What if they go crazy? shoot?
But no matter what the film crew thinks, the filming will continue.
The first thing to do is to distribute some basic food and daily necessities to the guys participating in the wild survival.
According to the past practice, the guests were all given the same survival items.
Inside the dark blue backpack were neatly placed a sleeping bag, a 500ml bottle of mineral water, a box of very ordinary biscuits, and a fruit knife less than ten centimeters long.
Backpacks, sleeping bags, water, and biscuits were all provided by sponsors, and even the fruit knife was offered by a well-known tableware brand for the program team.
In the past, these things were prepared in advance and placed in the base camp, and the guests who came to participate in the recording of the program took them away, but today something went wrong.
Famous backpacks designed for people are not suitable for cats. Sleeping bags and biscuits are fine, but what about the bottle of mineral water? I have never heard of cats twisting the bottle?
And that fruit knife, cats probably won't be able to use it, right?
The props group, who had a headache, approached the chief director in charge of the program recording, and asked if they needed to reinstall the equipment for the cats?
The director rubbed his chin and thought for a while and said: "No need, all the guest equipment must be the same. We have made it clear from the beginning of the show. But the biscuits can be replaced with cats of the same weight. Food, after all, biscuits are not suitable for cats, I believe everyone can agree on this."
Now that the chief director has already said so, the props team is also responsible for the implementation, and soon the biscuits in Xu Jie's backpack were replaced with cat food.
The program team has a very funny rule. At the beginning of each program, all the staff of the base camp will vote to select one of the guests. It is called the "Base Camp Most Popular Popularity Award". .
The guest who received this reward can choose one of the survival props given by the film crew as an extra prop.
In order to take care of the new guests, the base camp had tacitly voted most of the votes for the new guests, and the old team of four also knew this.
So after this vote, which was both reasonable and unexpected, the group of four said that they were only in charge of watching the show.
Lihua Zhenyi returned to the nanny's car to change clothes and complained to her manager: "How could anyone think of inviting a cat to participate in a human show? Isn't this nonsense?"
Before coming to participate in this reality show, Tachibana's team had inquired specifically, and heard that the only guest invited this time was a female artist, Tachibana Zhenyi, so she nodded and agreed to come.
I thought that the group of four would not participate, and the only newcomer was a woman.
Even out of care considerations, this opportunity to choose one more prop should fall on his own head.
But who would have thought that two cats were killed on the way.
After the announcement of the Most Popular Popularity Award in the base camp just now, knowing that she had lost to the cat, Tachibana Sadai forced a smile on her face and told the crew that she needed to change clothes. After returning to the nanny car, she immediately launched a temper.
No matter how noisy the people in the nanny car were, it had nothing to do with Xu Jie and the others. Xu Jie was standing among a bunch of props and didn't know what to choose.
The person in charge of the props group knelt on the ground so that his eyes could be kept at the same level as Xu Jie, and at the same time introduced to Xu Jie: "Look, cat, these are the things in front of you, whichever one you like, take that one away. "
Facing the dazzling array of daily necessities, Xu Jie was a little dazzled to choose. At first, he wanted to choose a lighter.
But then I thought about that Yoshida Hidesuke's technique of drilling wood to make fire was already very proficient in the first few episodes, there is really no need to waste this precious opportunity to repeat the choice.
After picking and picking, Xu Jie finally jumped into an outdoor cauldron for picnics.
Xu Jie remembered when watching the last episode of Survival on the Island. The people who only had fire and no pot could only drink raw water and grill sea fish half-cooked with wooden sticks.
Xu Jie had remembered the scene of someone having a stomachache before the show was over for a long time, so he didn't want to be like those idiots and the first thing he did after waking up every day was to look around for a place to go to the bathroom.
Seeing that Xu Jie had successfully selected the new props, the film crew breathed a sigh of relief, and then the guide began to call everyone to pack up their things. They had to set off immediately so that they could feel the shooting location before dark.
The shooting actually started when the group voted, and everyone walked to the location on foot, which was also a key point of the shooting here.
Everyone in the picture started to pack up their equipment, even Tachibana Zhenyi, who had lost her temper in the nanny's car, changed into sports equipment and got off.
The filming team gave the focus of this time period to the two cats, Xu Jie and Mo, because their equipment is the same as that of the others, but cats cannot carry pots in their backpacks.
The film crew just wanted to see what to do with these two cats.
Xu Jie didn't care about the equipment given by the film crew. There are no less than three ways to take the backpack and iron pot away, but those are too laborious and too eye-catching. Xu Jie doesn't want to do that .
Xu Jie doesn't worry about food and water with ink, and Xu Jie doesn't worry about sleeping bags with fur.
So those things in the backpack are basically useless to the cat, Xu Jie just regrets the iron pot, the cat feels quite comfortable when lying in it.
Mo was also not interested in the two backpacks, but he felt that Xu Jie liked the iron pot, so he stood up, turned the iron pot sideways, and planned to roll it away.
The big black cat rolled into a round iron pot. This shot made the cameramen in charge of shooting couldn't help laughing. There was a lot of haha in the background sound, and several shots were shaking. It was so happy to see it.
Suzuki Qianxia, who is a cat fan, took out her mobile phone and took a picture of Mo, and then the lady who was good at boxing ran over to the cats and said, "Dasheng, Dahei, can I help you carry things from your backpack?"
Xu Jie agreed after hearing the words. Although the things in the backpack were useless to the cat, it was better than nothing.
At this time, Saitian Wei also came over, he smiled and picked up the iron pot that was rolled on the ground, and at the same time distributed the two backpacks to Yamaguchi Katsuhei and Yoshida Hidesuke and said: "This kind of physical work is still left to us boys. Well, Qian Xia, you just need to be in charge of Meimei."
Speaking of this, the captain squatted down, stretched out his palms and said to Xu Jie in a friendly manner: "Hello, Teacher Dasheng, I am the captain of this outdoor activity. My name is Qi Tianwei. I am very happy to be able to meet with you this time." You and Mr. Dahei are filming the show together, please take care of me."
Hearing this, Xu Jie stretched out his front paw and pressed Qi Tianwei's palm with a soft plum blossom pad, and at the same time grinned and meowed twice.
Kappei Yamaguchi stared wide-eyed and pouted in surprise when he heard the words: "Oh, it actually responded. Can it really understand?"
Suzuki Qianxia thumped Yamaguchi Kappei's back with his fist and said: "What do you know, Dasheng and Dahei are smart, they can detect what you are saying from people's facial expressions and body movements. The meaning of it, some fans have tried it, if you don’t speak but only move, the great sage can guess what it means.”
With Xu Jie and their luggage on their backs, the group of four shook hands with Tachibana Zhenyi and Hua Zefeng and said hello to each other. The guests of this issue are considered to have known each other thoroughly.
The guide invited by the film crew is an employee of this forest park. This time, he is completely voluntary, in order to use this reality show to promote the beautiful scenery of this forest, so that more People who like to be close to nature fall in love with this place.
The location selected by the film crew as the location for location shooting is on the mountainside of the highest peak in the forest park.
The forest here is deep and the grass is dense. Although it is only early spring, the grass in the forest has already begun to grow.
All over the mountains and plains are perennial Verbenaceae plants. Once this kind of plant sprouts again, it will grow wildly, and the road up the mountain is almost blocked by them.
The mountain road is not easy to walk, and with a slope of more than [-] degrees, no matter the guests participating in the show or the masters carrying the cameras, all of them began to sweat profusely.
Seeing the cats walking easily among the thorns in the grass, Qi Tianwei smiled wryly and said, "I really envy them with four legs. Alas, it seems that we will be abused to the point of explosion in this episode."
During the journey of more than an hour, everyone can walk on their own in the first half, but in the second half everyone can only help each other, and those with good physical strength support those with weak physical strength to continue on the road.
Stumbling and supporting all the way, everyone finally arrived at the location of the location before the last ray of light disappeared.
Regardless of recovering his physical strength, Yoshida Hidesuke, who has rich experience in field survival, put down his backpack and began to think of ways to make a fire.
Anyone who has camping experience knows that a bonfire in the wild is a very important prop to ensure survival. When it is there, most beasts will not come.
Although there are many people on their side and there are no beasts that can hurt them in the forest park, they still have to look like they should.
While Yoshida Hidesuke and Yamaguchi Kappei were busy lighting the fire, Qi Tianwei was not idle.
I saw it squatting down and discussing with Xu Jie who was coiled in the iron pot: "Master Dasheng, can you share your iron pot for us to use? I noticed it when I came, and it is about ten minutes walk from the campsite. There is spring water in a ravine a few minutes away. I thought about getting some clean spring water back before it gets dark, even if you don’t drink it directly, it’s good to wash your hands, wash your face, and sit down to clean yourself.”
Hearing this, Xu Jie turned around in the pot, and the round-bottomed iron pot was like a cradle for him to walk comfortably.
But after playing for a few times, Xu Jie came out of the pot. After all, it and Qi Tianwei are teammates now, and these people offered to help it just now, so Xu Jie is willing to lend out his new toy, a big iron pot.
Soon Qi Tianwei came back with a pot of water, and the bonfire on Yoshida Hidesuke's side was also lit.
The people used stones as pads and put the iron pot in the middle of the bonfire. After half an hour, the pot of spring water was boiled to a boil.
Qi Tianwei, as the captain of the fixed team, asked the newcomers very enthusiastically: "It's been such a long journey, do you want to come over for a drink?"
Mo Wenyan, who was lying in front of the bonfire, shook his ears and didn't move, because Xu Jie, who was lying on it, had slept until his white belly was exposed, so the two of them would definitely not come to drink water.
On the other hand, the handsome man Hua Zefeng heard the words, leaned over with a smile and said, "Okay, after climbing the mountain for so long, my mouth is already dry, thank you Captain Qi Tian for taking care of me."
Seeing him coming, Qi Tianwei asked like Suzuki Zhenyi: "Miss Suzuki, would you like to come and drink water?"
Suzuki Zhenyi shook her head violently when she heard the words, took out the bottle of mineral water allocated to her from her backpack, unscrewed it, and said while drinking, "I have it myself, I can just drink this."
The other partners looked at each other and didn't say a word. The recording of this episode of the show has just started. With the urgency of the production team, there may be some arrangements waiting for them. Now use up the things that were allocated to me. This is not a good idea.
What they didn't know was that Tachibana Zhenyi, who was drinking mineral water, was now screaming in her heart: "My God, did no one see that raccoon cat playing in the iron pot for so long? Go drink the water that boiled in that pot, I don't want to drink the pot water that a cat made."
So in a kind of eerie silence, the first night of these people's jungle life began.
Xu Jie in the iron pot: Shake, shake, shake, shake to Grandma Bridge, Grandma said cats are good babies.Hey, it's a pity that you can't take away the iron pot if you want to keep a low profile.
Mo moved his ears, turned the pot sideways, Xiao Lihua likes it, if he can't take it away, he can roll away.
Obviously, except for the director team, no one else knew about the fact that cats were invited as guests in this reality show.
The photographers who were assigned to shoot Xu Jie and Mo in the film crew are now grimacing, saying that things like cats can climb trees and run fast, and they can’t understand human language. What if they go crazy? shoot?
But no matter what the film crew thinks, the filming will continue.
The first thing to do is to distribute some basic food and daily necessities to the guys participating in the wild survival.
According to the past practice, the guests were all given the same survival items.
Inside the dark blue backpack were neatly placed a sleeping bag, a 500ml bottle of mineral water, a box of very ordinary biscuits, and a fruit knife less than ten centimeters long.
Backpacks, sleeping bags, water, and biscuits were all provided by sponsors, and even the fruit knife was offered by a well-known tableware brand for the program team.
In the past, these things were prepared in advance and placed in the base camp, and the guests who came to participate in the recording of the program took them away, but today something went wrong.
Famous backpacks designed for people are not suitable for cats. Sleeping bags and biscuits are fine, but what about the bottle of mineral water? I have never heard of cats twisting the bottle?
And that fruit knife, cats probably won't be able to use it, right?
The props group, who had a headache, approached the chief director in charge of the program recording, and asked if they needed to reinstall the equipment for the cats?
The director rubbed his chin and thought for a while and said: "No need, all the guest equipment must be the same. We have made it clear from the beginning of the show. But the biscuits can be replaced with cats of the same weight. Food, after all, biscuits are not suitable for cats, I believe everyone can agree on this."
Now that the chief director has already said so, the props team is also responsible for the implementation, and soon the biscuits in Xu Jie's backpack were replaced with cat food.
The program team has a very funny rule. At the beginning of each program, all the staff of the base camp will vote to select one of the guests. It is called the "Base Camp Most Popular Popularity Award". .
The guest who received this reward can choose one of the survival props given by the film crew as an extra prop.
In order to take care of the new guests, the base camp had tacitly voted most of the votes for the new guests, and the old team of four also knew this.
So after this vote, which was both reasonable and unexpected, the group of four said that they were only in charge of watching the show.
Lihua Zhenyi returned to the nanny's car to change clothes and complained to her manager: "How could anyone think of inviting a cat to participate in a human show? Isn't this nonsense?"
Before coming to participate in this reality show, Tachibana's team had inquired specifically, and heard that the only guest invited this time was a female artist, Tachibana Zhenyi, so she nodded and agreed to come.
I thought that the group of four would not participate, and the only newcomer was a woman.
Even out of care considerations, this opportunity to choose one more prop should fall on his own head.
But who would have thought that two cats were killed on the way.
After the announcement of the Most Popular Popularity Award in the base camp just now, knowing that she had lost to the cat, Tachibana Sadai forced a smile on her face and told the crew that she needed to change clothes. After returning to the nanny car, she immediately launched a temper.
No matter how noisy the people in the nanny car were, it had nothing to do with Xu Jie and the others. Xu Jie was standing among a bunch of props and didn't know what to choose.
The person in charge of the props group knelt on the ground so that his eyes could be kept at the same level as Xu Jie, and at the same time introduced to Xu Jie: "Look, cat, these are the things in front of you, whichever one you like, take that one away. "
Facing the dazzling array of daily necessities, Xu Jie was a little dazzled to choose. At first, he wanted to choose a lighter.
But then I thought about that Yoshida Hidesuke's technique of drilling wood to make fire was already very proficient in the first few episodes, there is really no need to waste this precious opportunity to repeat the choice.
After picking and picking, Xu Jie finally jumped into an outdoor cauldron for picnics.
Xu Jie remembered when watching the last episode of Survival on the Island. The people who only had fire and no pot could only drink raw water and grill sea fish half-cooked with wooden sticks.
Xu Jie had remembered the scene of someone having a stomachache before the show was over for a long time, so he didn't want to be like those idiots and the first thing he did after waking up every day was to look around for a place to go to the bathroom.
Seeing that Xu Jie had successfully selected the new props, the film crew breathed a sigh of relief, and then the guide began to call everyone to pack up their things. They had to set off immediately so that they could feel the shooting location before dark.
The shooting actually started when the group voted, and everyone walked to the location on foot, which was also a key point of the shooting here.
Everyone in the picture started to pack up their equipment, even Tachibana Zhenyi, who had lost her temper in the nanny's car, changed into sports equipment and got off.
The filming team gave the focus of this time period to the two cats, Xu Jie and Mo, because their equipment is the same as that of the others, but cats cannot carry pots in their backpacks.
The film crew just wanted to see what to do with these two cats.
Xu Jie didn't care about the equipment given by the film crew. There are no less than three ways to take the backpack and iron pot away, but those are too laborious and too eye-catching. Xu Jie doesn't want to do that .
Xu Jie doesn't worry about food and water with ink, and Xu Jie doesn't worry about sleeping bags with fur.
So those things in the backpack are basically useless to the cat, Xu Jie just regrets the iron pot, the cat feels quite comfortable when lying in it.
Mo was also not interested in the two backpacks, but he felt that Xu Jie liked the iron pot, so he stood up, turned the iron pot sideways, and planned to roll it away.
The big black cat rolled into a round iron pot. This shot made the cameramen in charge of shooting couldn't help laughing. There was a lot of haha in the background sound, and several shots were shaking. It was so happy to see it.
Suzuki Qianxia, who is a cat fan, took out her mobile phone and took a picture of Mo, and then the lady who was good at boxing ran over to the cats and said, "Dasheng, Dahei, can I help you carry things from your backpack?"
Xu Jie agreed after hearing the words. Although the things in the backpack were useless to the cat, it was better than nothing.
At this time, Saitian Wei also came over, he smiled and picked up the iron pot that was rolled on the ground, and at the same time distributed the two backpacks to Yamaguchi Katsuhei and Yoshida Hidesuke and said: "This kind of physical work is still left to us boys. Well, Qian Xia, you just need to be in charge of Meimei."
Speaking of this, the captain squatted down, stretched out his palms and said to Xu Jie in a friendly manner: "Hello, Teacher Dasheng, I am the captain of this outdoor activity. My name is Qi Tianwei. I am very happy to be able to meet with you this time." You and Mr. Dahei are filming the show together, please take care of me."
Hearing this, Xu Jie stretched out his front paw and pressed Qi Tianwei's palm with a soft plum blossom pad, and at the same time grinned and meowed twice.
Kappei Yamaguchi stared wide-eyed and pouted in surprise when he heard the words: "Oh, it actually responded. Can it really understand?"
Suzuki Qianxia thumped Yamaguchi Kappei's back with his fist and said: "What do you know, Dasheng and Dahei are smart, they can detect what you are saying from people's facial expressions and body movements. The meaning of it, some fans have tried it, if you don’t speak but only move, the great sage can guess what it means.”
With Xu Jie and their luggage on their backs, the group of four shook hands with Tachibana Zhenyi and Hua Zefeng and said hello to each other. The guests of this issue are considered to have known each other thoroughly.
The guide invited by the film crew is an employee of this forest park. This time, he is completely voluntary, in order to use this reality show to promote the beautiful scenery of this forest, so that more People who like to be close to nature fall in love with this place.
The location selected by the film crew as the location for location shooting is on the mountainside of the highest peak in the forest park.
The forest here is deep and the grass is dense. Although it is only early spring, the grass in the forest has already begun to grow.
All over the mountains and plains are perennial Verbenaceae plants. Once this kind of plant sprouts again, it will grow wildly, and the road up the mountain is almost blocked by them.
The mountain road is not easy to walk, and with a slope of more than [-] degrees, no matter the guests participating in the show or the masters carrying the cameras, all of them began to sweat profusely.
Seeing the cats walking easily among the thorns in the grass, Qi Tianwei smiled wryly and said, "I really envy them with four legs. Alas, it seems that we will be abused to the point of explosion in this episode."
During the journey of more than an hour, everyone can walk on their own in the first half, but in the second half everyone can only help each other, and those with good physical strength support those with weak physical strength to continue on the road.
Stumbling and supporting all the way, everyone finally arrived at the location of the location before the last ray of light disappeared.
Regardless of recovering his physical strength, Yoshida Hidesuke, who has rich experience in field survival, put down his backpack and began to think of ways to make a fire.
Anyone who has camping experience knows that a bonfire in the wild is a very important prop to ensure survival. When it is there, most beasts will not come.
Although there are many people on their side and there are no beasts that can hurt them in the forest park, they still have to look like they should.
While Yoshida Hidesuke and Yamaguchi Kappei were busy lighting the fire, Qi Tianwei was not idle.
I saw it squatting down and discussing with Xu Jie who was coiled in the iron pot: "Master Dasheng, can you share your iron pot for us to use? I noticed it when I came, and it is about ten minutes walk from the campsite. There is spring water in a ravine a few minutes away. I thought about getting some clean spring water back before it gets dark, even if you don’t drink it directly, it’s good to wash your hands, wash your face, and sit down to clean yourself.”
Hearing this, Xu Jie turned around in the pot, and the round-bottomed iron pot was like a cradle for him to walk comfortably.
But after playing for a few times, Xu Jie came out of the pot. After all, it and Qi Tianwei are teammates now, and these people offered to help it just now, so Xu Jie is willing to lend out his new toy, a big iron pot.
Soon Qi Tianwei came back with a pot of water, and the bonfire on Yoshida Hidesuke's side was also lit.
The people used stones as pads and put the iron pot in the middle of the bonfire. After half an hour, the pot of spring water was boiled to a boil.
Qi Tianwei, as the captain of the fixed team, asked the newcomers very enthusiastically: "It's been such a long journey, do you want to come over for a drink?"
Mo Wenyan, who was lying in front of the bonfire, shook his ears and didn't move, because Xu Jie, who was lying on it, had slept until his white belly was exposed, so the two of them would definitely not come to drink water.
On the other hand, the handsome man Hua Zefeng heard the words, leaned over with a smile and said, "Okay, after climbing the mountain for so long, my mouth is already dry, thank you Captain Qi Tian for taking care of me."
Seeing him coming, Qi Tianwei asked like Suzuki Zhenyi: "Miss Suzuki, would you like to come and drink water?"
Suzuki Zhenyi shook her head violently when she heard the words, took out the bottle of mineral water allocated to her from her backpack, unscrewed it, and said while drinking, "I have it myself, I can just drink this."
The other partners looked at each other and didn't say a word. The recording of this episode of the show has just started. With the urgency of the production team, there may be some arrangements waiting for them. Now use up the things that were allocated to me. This is not a good idea.
What they didn't know was that Tachibana Zhenyi, who was drinking mineral water, was now screaming in her heart: "My God, did no one see that raccoon cat playing in the iron pot for so long? Go drink the water that boiled in that pot, I don't want to drink the pot water that a cat made."
So in a kind of eerie silence, the first night of these people's jungle life began.
Xu Jie in the iron pot: Shake, shake, shake, shake to Grandma Bridge, Grandma said cats are good babies.Hey, it's a pity that you can't take away the iron pot if you want to keep a low profile.
Mo moved his ears, turned the pot sideways, Xiao Lihua likes it, if he can't take it away, he can roll away.
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