The days of being a cat in Japan

The sharp dagger in the short gangster's hand obviously angered Mo, and his sharp claws jumped out of the claw shell, and grabbed the short gangster's eyes.

Seeing this, the short bastard quickly blocked it with his arm, and at the same time blocked the arm holding the dagger in front of him, waving it indiscriminately without knowing the direction, intending to prevent Mo from hurting himself.

Who knew that Mo's paw reaching for the short man's eyes was just a feint, and its real purpose was the dagger in the short man's hand.

Mo, who saw the opportunity, took a bite at the short man's wrist, and Xu Jie, who was squatting on the wall, clearly heard the sound of teeth colliding with bones.

I remembered that every time I ate tube bones, I had to eat the bone marrow inside.

And the delicious and nutritious bone marrow was bitten out by Mo.

Regardless of whether it was pork bones, sheep bones or beef bones, Mo basically solved it at one go. Looking at the short man below who was not strong, Xu Jie silently mourned for him in his heart.

"Ah~~~ah~ah~, it hurts so much, my hand."

Sure enough, after one bite, the miserable howl of the short gangster came from below, along with the sound of metal hitting the road when the dagger fell to the ground.

After landing, Mo kicked his hind legs and kicked the dagger out of sight. Humans without weapons are worse than mice in Mo's eyes.

Seeing this, Xu Jie tilted his head and said to Tian Yuan not far away: "Tian Yuan, please find the dagger that Mo kicked away. It is an important evidence. different."

Tian Yuan jumped off the wall when he heard the words, and went into the alley to find the dagger.

The short gangster's companions woke up like a dream when they heard his screams. They couldn't believe that a gangster was actually defeated by a cat.

In order to avenge his companion, and also to save the face of the gangster, the short companions pulled out steel ball sticks and other things from their bodies one after another, and surrounded Zhuo Mo.

But immediately they found that they seemed to be surrounded.

Under the low wall, the human gangsters and the cats of the cat gang were fighting together. Xu Jie stood on the wall and shouted at Takeda Gengoro, who was already looking stupid: "Boy, what are you doing stupidly? Why don't you take this opportunity to take the opportunity to bring the cats?" Run your cat."

Hearing Xu Jie's cry, Takeda Gengoro got up from the ground, hugged Bajie and ran out of the alley.

But after running a few steps, he stopped again. He looked at the cat gang fighting with those gangsters, gritted his teeth and put the raccoon cat on the ground and said, "Bajie, you go first, go to the pet hospital just now to find it." My parents, bring them here or let them call the police."

After speaking, Takeda Gengoro wanted to turn around and go back.

Lihuamao Bajie screamed heart-piercingly when he saw this, and tried his best to stop its master with his body.

Seeing that Bajie stopped him from letting him go back, Takeda Gengoro, who had a severe second-degree illness, said to his cat: "Bajie, Dasheng, they fought with those bastards to help us, I can't leave them and run away It’s really disrespectful.”

Hearing this, Bajie really wanted to slap his master on the head with his paw, to see if he could wake him up.

I don't even look at what's going on right now, but if you want to go up and help with your little shit-shoveling body, it would be nice if you don't make it a waste of time.

If you really want to help, you should run out to find someone and ask yourself a cat to report the news. Can the cat whisperer understand it?What do you think, shit shoveler?

Bajie, who was about to be unstoppable, bit Takeda's trouser leg, and pointed his paw at Xu Jie who was standing on the wall. That means you saw it, and those who have no combat power should not go over to make trouble.

Being pointed at by Bajie, Gengoro also saw Xu Jie who was still standing on the wall, and he said in surprise: "Hey, why didn't the Great Sage go down?"

Xu Jie turned the cat's eyes and looked at Gengoro when he heard the words, and said to himself which pot is not open and which pot is yours, if I can fight, will the cat force me to stay here?

Gengoro and Xu Jie, who looked at each other across the battlefield, stared at each other for a long time, and then they saw a trace of disgust in each other's eyes at the same time.

Xu Jie: If a brat doesn't go to school well, he will really get into trouble if he runs away from home and fights like a gangster.

Takeda Gengoro: Why is the cat so weak that it can't even fight? It's a waste of the name Dasheng.

Takeda Gengoro, who wanted to see the two hate each other, instantly turned his fan of Xu Jie into an ordinary fan.

In the silent winter night, even a little sound can be heard far away, not to mention the screams and meowing of cats in the alley.

Feeling that something was wrong, someone soon called the police. The police station that received the police was not far from here, and the police drove over.

Hearing the sound of a police car from a distance, Takeda Gengoro ran out of the alley without caring about anything else. He was going to call the police and find someone to help.

When the police officers who received Gengoro's request for help drove over in a police car, they saw four or five young gangsters with fishnets on their bodies running out of the alley in a frenzy.

Behind them, a big black cat led the way, followed by a string of at least twenty cats, howling and continuing to chase those gangsters.

Even a well-informed police officer who has been a policeman for more than [-] years is the first time he has seen such a spectacle.

He straightened his police cap, and said suspiciously: "How did these bastards provoke these cats? Did they accidentally poke the cat's litter?"

No matter what he thinks in his heart, the prisoner still has to be caught.

So with the joint efforts of the cat and the human, no less than one of the five gangsters was caught.

Takeda Gengoro, who sat in the police station and cooperated with the investigation, soon waited for his parents.

Seeing his parents, the child was obviously very happy, but thinking about the disaster he had caused, he still shrank his body and did not dare to move.

Ever since he slapped his son away with a slap, Mr. Takeda regretted it very much in his heart.

When they were at Fujimoto's house, the enthusiastic Fujimoto couple briefly introduced their experience in raising their children, which made the father feel that he had benefited a lot.

After arriving at the police station, looking at his son who was afraid to look at him in the corner, Mr. Takeda took a deep breath and walked over and said, "Goro, it was dad who was wrong just now, and dad should not hit you. But you also have something wrong, You ran out without even saying hello. Do you know how worried your family is? Just now your teacher and classmates called to ask about your situation. You are very cool when you run away. Have you ever thought about how anxious others are? ?"

Takeda Gengoro, who ran away from home for a day and suffered a lot outside, burst into tears when he heard the words, and said sobbingly: "Parents, I'm sorry for making you worry. I will never dare again after I made a mistake."

After completing the formalities, the Takeda couple took their son out of the police station. Before going home, they went to Fujimoto's house to express their thanks. Mr. Takeda and he said that they would definitely communicate with the child in the future.

This matter can be regarded as a successful conclusion, Xu Jie specially opened his ration cabinet for this, so that everyone in the cat gang can train them to eat whatever they like.

Before resting at night, Xu Jie pawed on Mo's body as usual, flipped through the little fat man's tablet with his paws, and read all kinds of messages from cat fans on it.

Just when it was secretly happy, Xu Jie suddenly discovered that a guy whose ID was Kogoro made a post.

The content of the post is as follows: Dasheng’s cat doesn’t look like its name at all. When the cat gang was fighting with people today, I found that Dasheng couldn’t get off the wall. It doesn’t, knows, fight.

The last four words of the post were sent out after being bolded, which shows how surprised the poster was by this matter.

Compared with the attitude of the person who posted the post, everyone who replied later should be much calmer about this.

First floor: Son, are you new here?I don't know if the name of the Great Sage is not worthy of the name?We just like to watch it act cute, who cares whether it will fight or not, that's Dahei's business.

Second floor: Exactly, that is.My great sage is the little prince, and there is a black knight by my side.

Third floor: The nonsense upstairs, how can the knight have the momentum of my big black?The black cat is obviously the king, and my great sage is the queen, wow ha ha ha.

Fourth floor: Looking at you coldly, everyone upstairs doesn't understand cats.When walking in the cat group, the closer the cat is, the higher the status is.Look at those videos in the past, whether it is running or walking, the great sage walks in front and the big black cat walks behind, which fully proves the status of the two of them, and how could the queen be higher than the king.

The fifth floor: I am the third floor just now, and I think it makes sense to hear what the downstairs said. So what is the relationship between the Great Sage and the Great Black?

Sixth floor: The reply on the fourth floor is on the third floor, isn’t the relationship between the advertisements already clear?The great sage wears a crown, and the big black has the scepter, which means that the king is obviously the great sage, but Mao does not have it, because the big black cat has full power to regent.

Seventh floor: Wow, hahaha, the upstairs is so talented, this passage is really classic.

Eighth floor: 2333333333, classic +1

Ninth floor: Pfft, the tea is sprayed all over the screen, the one on the fourth floor really has an idea, classic +2

Tenth Floor: Classic +3

Eleventh Floor: Classic +4

The twelfth floor: More than classics, it’s brilliant, me + mobile phone number

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Looking at the replies below the post, Takeda Gengoro was busy looking through the past videos of the cats. After watching all of them, he said with a golden light in his eyes: "Dahei is really handsome, and his strength is so high that he has no friends. It is decided It's my new idol, Bajie, let's change our name to Erhei, and dye all the hair on his body black, okay?"

The raccoon cat meowed when he heard this, jumped up and bit the hair of the shit-shoveling officer.

Takeda Gengoro covered his bitten painful head, begging for mercy: "Bajie let go, I will become bald if I don't let go. Sigh, I don't despise you, you will always be in my heart. It’s an alternative. Isn’t this the big black cat that’s popular now, and it’s fashionable to dye it for you.”

The raccoon cat angrily grabbed Gengoro's hair and continued to pull it down, thinking that the cat believes in you is a ghost, and I dare to half-heartedly raise it, so I will teach you a good shit shovel today.

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The early morning of the cat country is the following scene.

Xu Jie sat on the throne wearing a crown, and beside him squatted the regent holding a scepter.

All the cats: Long live my emperor, long live, long live, long live

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All the cat servants: Look at each other, why there is no response?

When I looked up, I found that the raccoon cat on the throne had already opened its belly and fell asleep with the crown tilted.

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Seeing this, the regent stared down with his golden-brown cat pupils, and the cats did not dare to look up. Then the big black cat, the regent, picked up the raccoon cat king and walked towards the harem.

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Pastoral Cat: The courtiers have something to report and have nothing to do to leave the court

Cat servants: What a fart, those with crowns and scepters are all gone, let's go too and go back to catch up on sleep.