Unexpectedly, one day, this prince will be given to the devil by his father as a princess

"I didn't expect that one day, this prince would be given to the devil by his father as a princess" by Buckwheat Barley

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1L

As in the title, after the host heard about this plan, he happily replied to my father: "MDZZ."

What, you asked the host if he angered his father and sent him to the [-]th floor of hell?Don't worry, the landlord's father is a very stupid old man. He hasn't mastered the high technology of the Internet, so he doesn't know the meaning of these four letters.

After all, the host has received a good royal education since he was a child, and he needs more mechanisms than ordinary people, haha.

2L

Okay, let the host make a long story short, don’t pick off the host’s vest, don’t guess which royal family the host is, this account was lent to me by a friend of mine, and the network used is not the one used by the royal family—by the way, I’m going to complain to you The royal network is really fucking hot, if you want to use Stam to play games, you have to go over the wall, can you believe it? ? ?

Bah, don't talk about those nonsense, I believe most of you know that every year, there are always princesses from one or two countries who are kidnapped by the devil king, dragon, or other ghosts and snakes of a certain country, and then they are kidnapped by others. The prince of the country, the brave or something was rescued.

This is the same as the domineering king falling in love with me, and the commoner boy sitting on three thousand princesses. The one selected by the media pretending to be royal last year is one of the three popular dramas that the people love to see.

This kind of thing is just a bloody drama on the street, but what can we do? If you like to watch it, our royal family has to act it.

Praise us quickly, we are good people in power who love the people and the world.

3L

Too much talk, once put on the vest, I can't help but let myself go, after all, it's too tiring for the prince to carry this thing.If you grow up well, you have to learn a lot, dance, sing, recite poems and fight against each other. When necessary, you have to perform on the stage of the whole people. The father said that this can win the hearts of many young girls. Look at the State Grid next door. The four sons are good at singing and dancing, and every time they appear on stage, female fans scream.

I know, you people call yourselves little fans.

In fact, not only the prince, but also the princess worked hard. A few days ago, 48 princesses from various countries gathered together and said they were going to set up a studio to do public relations together. The name of the studio was well thought out, called HIME48.

Okay, don’t continue to break the news, if I break the news again, I will be stripped of my vest.

Fortunately, I don't have to do these things. I am the youngest child of my father. I was not a good seed since I was a child. After accidentally breaking a bone, my martial arts talent seems to have disappeared.

Fortunately, I was still willing to read books, so my father immediately decided to talk about my development path—the gloomy literature department. He asked me to wear a pair of black-rimmed glasses. Planning to arrange for someone to push me out when I'm an adult.

The royal father said: "The dark and indifferent prince has also been very popular in the past two years, you have to seize this opportunity."

I don't know much about these, so I just want to ask if this type of you is really popular?

4L

Oh, I accidentally dragged it too far, sorry, I just wanted to say, it's so fucking cool to let myself go!

I just want to read a dirty online novel, but in order to shape the characters, my father makes me read Nietzsche every day.

Oh, by the way, I have never read Nietzsche. Every time my father came to check on me, I would quietly hide the little book in the book, and I was never found.

From this point of view, I am still very smart.

I thought I could get away with it until I became an adult, and then just wait for a professional studio to pack it for me, but I really didn't expect that before I became an adult, my father would actually say that!let me! ! !Dress up as a princess! ! !Kidnapped by the devil next door! ! ! !

EXM? ? ? ? ?

This world must not be real.

5L

To be honest, I really thought my father was joking with me again.

After all, my father really has no sense of humor. It's not surprising that he would come up with such a bad joke and tell it to me.

But I'm his son after all, so I can't refute his face.

So I pretended that I was about to burst into tears and looked at the manager next to me, and made him laugh with me.

But the supervisor didn't laugh.

It's over, and the steward with the most humorous sense in this castle didn't even laugh.

Father's sense of humor is over.

I suddenly felt sorry for packing my father's studio back then, because I vaguely remembered that my father's debut route was "an amiable, humorous and generous prince".

It's hard for them. It must be a challenge in hell mode to package someone like my father into a king with a sense of humor.

6L

But this time I really wronged my father's sense of humor, because he was serious.

EXM? ? ? ?

why me? ? ? ?

"Oh, my dear, you know, this is the regulation of our New Continent Alliance... This year it's our turn to cooperate with Country S..."

Fuck, if you cooperate, cooperate as long as you cooperate. What does this have to do with me pretending to be a princess?

"Ah, you know, the situation in country S...the devil king of country S needs to tie a princess to prove his strength."

Oh yes, I heard that the people of the demon clan prefer to see their own demon king is particularly powerful and intimidating than watching their royal family sing and dance, so their royal family are all muscular men, and they all have fierce faces.

Hmph, with all due respect, these demons are all jittery.

"So compared to the overbearing demon king falling in love with you and the common people sitting on three thousand princesses, it is more appropriate for the demon king to kidnap the princess."

? ? ?Can you explain it to me?Why must the domineering demon king fall in love with me?I can't be a domineering prince, and why on earth should I dress up as a princess? ? ? ?

But I figured it out right away, my mother, I don't have an imperial sister or an imperial sister.

"Look, isn't this just right, I haven't introduced you to the outside world, this time I just said you are a princess hehehe..."

Well, just right.

Just a P! ! ! ! ! !

What about the gloomy and depressing literature department route? ? ?Can you not change the route for me halfway? ? ?The studio will kill you! ! !

Oh they dare not, you are the king.

fuck.

7L

The Internet here is not very good, and the building is heavy.

The civilian network is not very good at this point, the signal is a bit wrong, but everything else is good.

Alas, do you think the landlord has not protested?After all, the landlord has such a mechanism, and he still has the burden of a prince on his body, how could he easily tear himself apart with his father?

I immediately pointed it out like a prince: "Father, you can't do this. It's not that simple to change the packaging route suddenly. You need to spend a lot of time, so you won't be able to cooperate in time."

Father Huang seemed to think that what I said made sense, he thought for a while, and found the team leader of the studio who planned my debut route.

The team leader of the studio is my big brother's little fan girl. She heard that when my big brother debuted, she was just preparing for her future career. She resolutely signed up to be the royal studio for my big brother.

I have asked for my big brother's autographed photo many times for her, and I believe she will not harm me.

I looked at her expectantly.

Who knew that after listening to the ins and outs of what my father said, her eyes lit up immediately: "Oh, there is no problem at all! When the route was decided, there was a dark and thin beautiful boy as the setting, and because he was in the library all the year round, the little girl The prince's skin is also very fair, so women's clothing is completely fine!"

...You don't want to get my big brother's autographed photo again, I will do what I say.

8L

The landlord is very tired, and the history of the landlord's blood and tears is left to you hahahaha.

Forget it, the poster is used to it, after all, there is also the route of comedians taken by the royal family, and what I'm talking about is the so-and-so in country B.

In fact, it was an accident that he would take the route of a comedian. Originally, his studio wanted him to take a wild and unruly route, but his IQ was less than 50. This route was obviously too difficult for him. As a comedian, although he now thinks he is a wild and unruly route, but his studio has changed his route for him without telling him. I still have his complete set of emoticons in my hand. I am usually afraid of affecting diplomatic relations. Dare to use it and give it to my folk friends.

No nonsense, anyway, the matter of the landlord being dressed as a princess was decided so happily. In the next few days, the girl in the studio and my father have been explaining the script and the main points of acting to me, including which point to set up the camera , They also taught me how to pose in front of the camera to look more like a princess and make myself look better.

Damn, I obviously learned how to pose to make myself look deeper and more handsome.

In fact, the script is very simple, probably the king of country S came to arrest me, I struggled symbolically, and the guards in the king struggled symbolically, then I went to live in country S for a few months, recruited brave people here in the country, and then sent a The brave came to fetch me back.

The brave man heard that they were going to use the son of a certain nobleman from the neighboring country. I have seen that guy is fat and does not fit the image of a brave man at all. I heard that the role of this performance is his father using a very expensive In exchange for the tiara worn by the princess, my father was very happy to say that he could save a sum of money and give me a temporary rush to make it.

Hehe, the world of your adults is really dirty.

9L

Ok, the host finally