we can't stop

Chapter 39

It was Fudi who let Xie Jiahang know about the fact that the harem maids and guards had a private gambling game.

After Xie Jiahang came back, he tortured the little girl for a while, and finally figured out that the betting was led by Miss Lu, and the content of the bet was which one of Han Xiu and Shen Zheyuan would be together in the end.

"What are you doing? It's so absurd!" Xie Jiahang confronted Lu Xinyu face to face, and was so angry that he couldn't choose what to say, "Are all the men in the world dead? Why should I choose one of them?"

Eh?What's wrong?

Fuck!What is "Have all the men in the world died"?

Isn't that the default that his sexual orientation is a man?

Lu Xinyu smiled without saying a word.

Shao Jinqi chimed in and said, "You want to take care of my wife's money?"

After saying this, Shao Jinqi saw that Xie Jiahang was in a trance, and shook his hand in front of his eyes, but still did not respond.

"Honey, what happened to him?"

Lu Xinyu stepped on him, "Who is your wife?"

She looked vicious, but she didn't use much effort, it was more like flirting.

Xie Jiahang didn't say a word, and walked to the water room to wash his face in a daze. Lu Xinyu and Shao Jinqi looked at each other behind him, wondering what he had done wrong again.

I have been a straight man for 26 years, and my sex, fantasies, and fantasies have always been girls. What should I do if I suddenly find myself bent?

As a master of science, Xie Jiahang firmly believes that everything can be rigorously reasoned, such as a sudden change in sexual orientation, it must be the result of a combination of internal and external factors.

Needless to say, external factors?

Look at Yang Gongjin, with affectionate eyebrows and eyes, hooking up with men all the time.Look at Yin Zhengqi, who is licking Yang Gongjin all the time. It seems that his IQ is not very high, but every time Yang Gongjin ignites a small flame of adultery, he accurately extinguishes it.Look at Lu Xinyu, he's giving away his fortune all the time, and the people around him all agree that he's gay!

Plus Shen Cheyuan and Han Xiu, these two guys are like wrenches and won't give up until they break him off the original track!

In this environment, how could he not bend?

What about internal factors?

Xie Jiahang, oh Xie Jiahang, can't you get out of the mud without being stained?

A person popped up in Xie Jiahang's mind, and he suddenly felt that he could still save him.He hurriedly said to the driver: "General Pan, do you know where the Liangzhou team is staying?"

Pan Feng sent him to the posthouse of the Liangzhou team. Xie Jiahang went straight to Lu Yuan's bedroom. As soon as he opened the door, a gust of heat came to his face. Fifteen charcoal pots were burning in the room at the same time. The strong smell of sulfur dioxide was suffocating. Lu Yuan was wrapped in two thick quilts, sitting in the middle, his eyes rolled white, and the corners of his mouth twitched and drooled.

Xie Jiahang: "..." The way he opened it must be wrong.

After a while, the windows of the room were opened wide, the charcoal basin was removed, and the normal temperature returned.

Lu Yuan woke up leisurely, the first time he saw Xie Jiahang standing by the bed and said to him: "Captain Lu, I saved your life."

"..."

Lu Yuan quickly closed his eyes, he must be dreaming...Damn it!so cold!Not dreaming!

Why did Xie Jiahang, the god of plague, come here?

He forcefully opened his eyes and smiled: "Young Master Xie, what can you do?"

Xie Jiahang bent down and said mysteriously, "Captain Lu, do you still have the contact information for that old Chinese doctor you found last time?"

"What do you want?" Lu Yuan squinted his eyes and glanced behind him, showing a clear expression, "You want to attack that person? I advise you to forget it, he is notoriously difficult to deal with in Xuchang, even if I won't like your type even if my sleeves are broken..."

Pan Feng's eyes drifted over if there was nothing.

"No." Xie Jiahang interrupted him, "I thought that since the old Chinese doctor can bend a straight man, can't he fix the broken sleeve?"

Lu Yuan looked at him as if he was insane. After a while, his expression became stunned, calm, excited, and suddenly enlightened.

Xie Jiahang asked him, "Is it okay?"

"Okay! Of course." Lu Yuan regained his old look on his face, and stretched out his hand, "Help me up, I can fight again! No... I'll take you to see him."

Lu Yuan's words reminded Xie Jiahang.

There used to be a fight between two broken sleeves because of Pan Feng's jealousy, but he was unmoved. Isn't such a man just a role model for him to learn from?

On the way to Li's Traditional Chinese Medicine Center, Xie Jiahang pretended to ask Pan Feng casually: "General Pan, what is your impression of me?"

"not so good."

"...Then what is your impression of Young Master?"

"It's worse than nothing."

Xie Jiahang was not discouraged, "Then the two of us will fight for you, what do you think?"

"no idea."

"How come you have no idea? You recall the memories carefully. Did you not have any fluctuations in your heart at that time?"

Pan Feng glanced at him, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Oh, I remembered, I do have something to tell you."

Xie Jiahang lifted his spirits: "What?"

"Why are you pulling his hair crown? Seal his throat, poke his eyes, lift his legs and kick his vagina! Otherwise, how would you beat him to death?"

Xie Jiahang: "..."

For a person whose impression is worse than not so good...do you want to do such a cruel thing?

In order to confirm that Pan Feng was not seriously homophobic, he asked again: "General Pan, how do you think Princess Changping compares to your fiancée?"

"How can Her Royal Highness compare with my fiancée? I have never seen a girl as beautiful, intelligent and strong as Miss Shao's. It turns out that women in boudoirs can also be so graceful..." When talking about his fiancée, he said very little. Pan Feng suddenly started talking non-stop, praising Shao Xiaomei so much that there is nothing in the world, and finally summed it up in one sentence, "How can there be such a perfect woman in the Three Kingdoms?"

After bragging about his fiancée, he took another look at Xie Jiahang: "Young Master Xie, I saw you fighting with the princess. Your skills are too bad, how can you beat someone without hitting the point?"

"..." If he wounded Princess Changping, it is estimated that Queen Mother He's poison would have come before Han Xiu killed him.

Pan Feng said again: "But the princess is a daughter after all, it's wisdom for you to be merciful to her subordinates and beat her blindly."

Xie Jiahang twitched the corner of his mouth: "Thank you for holding my respect."

The carriage stopped in front of the Li's Traditional Chinese Medicine Center. Pan Feng watched Xie Jiahang jump out of the carriage with Lu Yuan, and said with a rather happy expression: "Young Master Xie, go, I will wait for you here."

"Ah?" Why is he so happy?

"Your Majesty only ordered me to send you to training in the morning and send you back to the cold palace in the evening, and did not say that you can go to other places."

Xie Jiahang laughed dryly.

Pan Feng continued: "However, I did my own fortune-telling just now, and the hexagram shows that sending you to the Chinese Medicine Center is a sign of loyalty to the emperor and patriotism."

"???"

"Before I joined the army, I specialized in fortune-telling."

"..."

Facts have proved that the person who can think that Shao Xiaomei is the most perfect woman in the Three Kingdoms is not a normal person himself.

The old Chinese doctor was still in the spirit of immortality, stroked his long white beard, and smiled kindly: "Mr. Xie, long time no see."

Xie Jiahang smiled copiously, "It seems that it hasn't been a long time. Why do you have such a long beard?"

The old Chinese doctor hurriedly lifted his beard and examined it carefully: "Is it unnatural? To look more fashionable, I just picked it up."

"..."

Lu Yuan whispered a few words into the ear of the old Chinese doctor, who stroked his beard, "Young Master Xie, do you think broken sleeves are a disease?"

"It's not that serious." Xie Jiahang corrected, "It's just that I think it was a mistake for me to cut off my sleeve."

The old Chinese doctor said in surprise: "How could it be a mistake? Mr. Xie listened to the old man explain it to you..."

The moment he said the opening remarks, Xie Jiahang felt something was wrong, stood up from his seat and ran to the door.

Lu Yuan blocked his way, "Master Xie, don't go, the content you want to hear has just officially started, why are you leaving?"

If you believe this guy again, there will be a ghost!Lu Yuan simply wanted to push him into the endless abyss of homosexuality!

Xie Jiahang was not polite, and punched Lu Yuan in the face.

Before Lu Yuan developed in Liangzhou, he was also a local snake in Xuchang. How could he show weakness in a fight?Right now you punched me and kicked Xie Jiahang in full swing.

The most important thing in a fight is arrogance. Xie Jiahang kept in mind what Pan Feng told him to say, to seal his throat, poke his eyes, lift his legs and kick his vagina, and move to Lu Yuan's vital parts, but Lu Yuan was afraid of his relationship with the Xiliang prince. , actually gradually lost the wind.

In desperation, he rushed to Xie Jiahang and knocked him to the ground, then shouted outside the door: "General Pan! Hold Xie Jiahang down for me!"

Xie Jiahang opened his eyes wide.

Strange and strange, why did this person ask his temporary exclusive coachman for help?How could Pan Feng help him?

……

It's really possible.

For the next half a minute, Xie Jiahang watched Pan Feng take out a hexagram and start divination in a dignified manner in public. Soon, he raised his head and muttered: "Hold Mr. Xie, you are loyal to the king and patriotic. "

Xie Jiahang: "..."

Who are these people...

For the entire afternoon that followed, Xie Jiahang was tied to a chair and repeatedly accepted the persuasive temptations of the old Chinese medicine practitioner.

At night, Shao Jinqi ran over mysteriously: "Xie Jiahang, can I discuss something with you?"

Xie Jiahang raised his eyes and smiled "hmm", Master Shao stiffened all over.

Xie Jiahang raised his orchid finger again, Young Master Shao took three steps back.

Xie Jiahang scratched his head and posed alluringly, Young Master Shao ran away, and when he saw a person passing by, he quickly hugged and shouted: "Help! Xie Jiahang has been possessed by a ghost!"

"what--"

Yang Shuhui screamed, and pushed the washbasin down heavily on his head, and the washing water splashed down Shao Jinqi's face, "A pervert! Lu Xinyu! Your man molested me!"

Lu Xinyu yelled from afar in the room: "Shao Jinqi, are you courting death?"

Yang Gongjin came out of the water room wiping his hair, and Shao Jinqi stretched out his wet hand to hug his shoulder: "Gongjin, save me!"

boom!

He was kicked by the beautiful boy to the wall, and slowly slipped down.

Yang Gongjin raised the corner of his mouth: "Crazy."

He also happened to have something to look for Xie Jiahang, so he swung open the door of Xie Jiahang's room and stepped in: "Jiahang, the IOU I gave you last time..."

Looking inside, I was stunned.

Shen Cheyuan just came back from the outside, carrying a food box: "Xie Jiahang! I brought you supper! Yang Gongjin? Why are you blocking the door?"

Yang Gongjin gave him a perspective, and when he looked inside, he was also stunned.

Xie Jiahang was sitting by the bed embroidering, the Leng Gongqiu moon slanted on his face, and the brilliance flowed.

Everyone in the Leng Palace gathered at the door, whispering.

"What's up with him?"

"I don't know, it became like this after going out for a trip."

"I said long ago that there are unclean things in our cold palace!"

"Do you want to... exorcise ghosts?"

……

The maid who was on duty that night cried and went back to report to the emperor that the crowd in the cold palace was engaged in a strange and strange ceremony, suspected to be a great dancer.

Han Xiu: "..."

What are those people doing?

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