we can't stop

In Xie Jiahang's database, every time Han Xiu finds him, nothing good happens, and every time he can refresh the most shameful lower limit of his life.

The first time he was summoned by Han Xiu, he ate a table of delicious food in fear, fearing that it might be poisoned, but he didn't expect that the whole table was full of soup and water, and he held his urine until his soul came out of his body.

The second time he was summoned by Han Xiu, he was forced to be half-naked and tied to a stone lion outside the princess mansion with a thorn on his back, together with a smelly horse!

What does Han Xiu want to do this time?

Today, he defeated Xiliang's Three Kingdoms Killer masters and brought glory to Wei Guo. Even if Han Xiu didn't reward him... he shouldn't be tortured, right?

Xie Jiahang recalled his memories carefully, whether he had done anything recently that might offend this narrow-minded emperor.

Could it be that... he knew the meaning of Pegasus?

impossible?Unless Han Xiu also traveled through time, how could he possibly understand the Quotations of Zaan after 1000 years?

After thinking about it to no avail, the little palace lady who brought him reminded: "Young Master Xie, go in quickly, don't make His Majesty wait too long."

Xie Jiahang asked her: "How is Your Majesty feeling?"

The little maid sighed.

Why are you sighing?It made him even more afraid to go in!

Stretching his head was also a knife, retracting his head was also a knife, Xie Jiahang took a deep breath, let it out slowly, and walked in.

The inside of the palace was much brighter than when Xie Jiahang first came, with high candles and a wisp of green smoke slowly rising from the incense burner.

Han Xiu leaned on the couch and closed his eyes to rest his mind. When he heard his footsteps, he opened his eyes and tapped the futon beside the couch with his toes: "Sit."

Xie Jiahang looked around, but he didn't see black historical props such as Tangtangshuishui, Vitex and hemp rope, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

It seemed that His Majesty the Emperor had something to say to him.

He knelt down in front of Han Xiu, and Han Xiu turned around from the couch, his hair was damp from the bath, and his chest was slightly opened with his movements, revealing his well-defined chest.

Xie Jiahang swallowed, waiting for Han Xiu to speak, but Han Xiu just kept looking down at him without saying a word.

Although Han Xiu was much gentler when he was expressionless than when he smiled, Xie Jiahang still started to seep cold sweat slowly on his back, so he could only ask himself, "Is there something important about your Majesty's late-night summons?"

Han Xiu didn't answer but instead asked, "Why didn't you come wearing the same clothes from this morning?"

"Huh?" Xie Jiahang didn't expect him to say this, he was slightly taken aback, "That was too grand, when I came back to drink, I changed into casual clothes because I was afraid of getting dirty..."

"That ding ding dong dong, it must be very interesting to do things in a while." Han Xiu propped his chin with his hands, his whole body changed awe-inspiringly, and there was that terrible half-smile on his face.

work?What to do?

Xie Jiahang felt cold behind his back, and heard him ask again: "I gave you eggs, why didn't you smash them?"

"Zhuangzi has just been repaired. When I went to see it a few days ago, Huang Shu's father was sweeping the floor himself..."

Han Xiu narrowed his eyes: "Are you not afraid of getting dirty when throwing flowers?"

"..."

The most frightening thing is not being unable to answer because of difficulties, but being able to answer all the questions, but you don't know when or which sentence will hit Han Xiulei's point.

If a woman's heart is a needle in the sea, then Han Xiu's mind is probably a needle suspended in outer space.

Han Xiu raised his hand, and Xie Jiahang retracted his neck reflexively.Han Xiu smiled and said, "Why are you hiding so far away? Get closer to me."

Xie Jiahang was terrified, and did as he was told. As soon as he got a little closer, Han Xiu urged: "It's still too far away, come closer."

"..."

"Come closer. Do you want me to help you?"

"..."

The futon was close to the edge of the couch, and Han Xiu stretched out his hand to lift a section of his black hair and played with his fingers, and said, "The Xiliang group used some disgraceful means to win my delegation from the five states of Wei, I will give it to you." Eggs are for you to slam them in the face."

... This posture, and these words, no matter which one is very flawed, okay?

Xie Jiahang was able to hold back his complaints because he had become more and more used to Han Xiu's careful setting.

But when Han Xiu said this, he did think of something unusual in the poker field: "At that time, there was indeed a Xiliang man staring at me when he was playing cards." He didn't notice if he called his companion.Looking back now, that person was not looking at him, but somewhere behind him!

It must have been Xiliang's eyeliner mixed in with the Wei audience, "No wonder he is so accurate in demolishing bridges when crossing rivers, every time he demolishes my key cards."

Did Han Xiu tell him this to ask him to investigate the Xiliang people cheating?Xie Jiahang's eyes lit up, and he had already written a hundred thousand words in his mind about dealing with the enemy's spies quietly and fighting wits and courage.Better off with some high-spirited street racing... er, Pegasus?Let's add some lively explosion scenes, and the great Wei Zero Seven Xie Jiahang is born!

It would be even better if the spy from Xiliang was a woman, and the synopsis can also include love and killing each other...

His hair hurt from being pulled by Han Xiu, Xie Jiahang came back to his senses, saw him hooked his lips and said, "It's good that you know it in your heart, I will send someone to investigate this matter. If someone wants to collude with the enemy and betray the country..."

Han Xiu lowered his voice, "I will never forgive you lightly."

For some reason, the look in his eyes when he said the words "collaborating with the enemy and traitorous country" was particularly meaningful. Xie Jiahang was taken aback by him, and he quickly smiled apologetically.

"Before the national competition starts, you can train well and avoid associating with Xiliang people." Han Xiu patted him on the cheek, "If you can win the national competition, I will reward you a lot."

In this world, the national competition is like a palace exam, held every three years.

So what Han Xiu meant was... before the palace examination even started, he thought he was the number one scholar?

"Why are you smiling so happily?"

Xie Jiahang asked without hesitation: "After I become the No. [-] scholar, do I have to straddle the street? What if I don't know how to ride a horse?"

"You want to learn how to ride a horse? I can teach you." Han Xiu sat up from the couch, "Tomorrow... no, you probably can't do it tomorrow. Come to the gate of the palace at Shenshi the afternoon of the day after tomorrow."

Why can't he do it tomorrow?No, the focus was wrong... This plague god wants to teach him how to ride a horse? !

What does it mean to say too much, and misfortune comes out of your mouth?

Xie Jiahang suddenly felt the urge to smash his mouth.

Han Xiu got off the couch and walked towards the bedroom. Seeing him still kneeling on the spot, he beckoned to him, "Come here."

Seeing the emerald bed curtain inside, Xie Jiahang's head grew big: "Your Majesty, isn't this... a bit inappropriate?"

"Why isn't it suitable?" Han Xiu said naturally, "Have I used up all the gold I rewarded you? Don't you want to give you a chance to make money?"

Want a head?Is this making money or prostitution?

Do men sell to men?

Xie Jiahang retreated instead of advancing, Han Xiu asked with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Do you still like to do it on the ground? The ground is too hard, it is not good for your health."

What tiger and wolf words?How to do this kind of thing is good for the body?

Xie Jiahang said silently in his heart: When the number is three to the bottom, run away!Three, two, one...

"Then do it on the ground. Three thousand, not one less."

Xie Jiahang: "???"

Han Xiu's expression brightened, "Did you forget the rules here? Or do you want to do something else?"

Despite his gloomy expression, Xie Jiahang felt strangely that he was actually in a good mood.

When two evils meet, whichever is lesser, the answer is obvious.

Xie Jiahang immediately rushed to Han Xiu's dragon bed: "Your Majesty is right, the floor is too hard for the spine, so go to the bed!"

Xie Jiahang overestimated himself.

When was the last time you did sit-ups?junior high school?high school?college entrance examination?During the college physical examination, only girls do sit-ups, while Xie Jiahang tested all pull-ups.

Why is doing sit-ups so tiring? !

What's more, this narrow-minded guy is still pointing fingers at his movements: "Did your elbows touch your knees? Why did you get up again after lying down halfway? Don't move your butt around..."

God!

Doing [-] sit-ups is far from the goal.Xie Jiahang felt the call of his abdominal muscles, and the sweat flowed down the browbones into the corners of his eyes, it was so hot as hell.

Han Xiu counted in his ear: "280 one...why did it stop?"

Xie Jiahang said angrily, "No, no... three hundred?"

"No." Han Xiu smiled slightly, "I personally counted for you, and other people don't have this kind of treatment."

"..."

Han Xiu drank tea leisurely, "Don't stop, keep doing it."

help...

Shen Cheyuan lived in Xie Jiahang's room aboveboard.

Under his coercion, Lu Xinyu had no choice but to pretend that the Lu family transported things for her from outside the palace. In fact, she joined hands with the Xiliang mission, and transported all the prince's salutes with the Lu family's special trolley. Come in.

Everyone in the Lenggong was escorted to work as coolies, running up and down against Xuchang's rare autumn sunny day.

Yin Zhengqi was just recovering from a serious illness, and held up an umbrella for Yang Gongjin to shade him from the sun. Although the two of them followed the large army, they did not do any work, and justifiably stood by and watched.

Yang Shuhui was sweating profusely as she ran around, dissatisfied: "Yang Gongjin, are you still a man? Don't embarrass our old Yang family, okay?"

Yang Gongjin talked to Shen Cheyuan: "Hey, how can there be any reason for a foreign prince to move into another country's harem?"

Yang Shuhui was clearly ignored.But she cared more about Shen Cheyuan's response, so she pricked up her ears.

"It's not the harem, it's the cold palace."

Yang Shuhui is speechless: what is the difference between the cold palace and the harem?

Shen Cheyuan did not panic, flashed a thin piece of paper in front of everyone's eyes, and finally stopped in front of the little girl's nose.

He raised his chin: "Read it."

"Liangzhou delegation special...what's the word? General prostitute..."

Shen Cheyuan corrected calmly, "It's the general of hussars, not the general of prostitutes."

The little maid was illiterate, stuttered and couldn't read, Yang Gongjin leaned forward and took a look: "His Royal Highness is so powerful that he even obtained the identity certificate of the Liangzhou delegation."

Shao Jinqi stretched his neck, and Shen Cheyuan took the proof back into his arms, making him feel lonely.

Huang Shu followed behind and muttered: "What's the use? Do you want to do three thousand sit-ups for Han Xiu every night?"

Shen Cheyuan crossed his arms, "Our Captain Lu has already paid a fee to the emperor of your country to buy a place to study with him, and Leng Gong will provide food and lodging."

Everyone: "..."

Is this using the Lenggong as an inn?

In addition to the leftovers of the imperial dining room, the Lenggong has no stable income. Isn't the money spent by everyone out of their own pockets?

Empty glove white wolf, Han Xiu is also a business genius.