[Comprehensive] The roommates are blowing up the house again today

Hasegawa Rin stared at Saiki Kusuo: "This is not marriage robbery, is it murder?"

"That's why I said they didn't follow the plan." Saiki Kusuo said helplessly, "It will be very troublesome."

Umo Tengen held Rin Hasegawa's hand tightly: "What was that just now?"

Saiki Kusuo: "It's nothing, it's just a prank by a disobedient kid."

Hasegawa Rin questioned: "That's a contraband, right! How could they have that kind of thing? How can this be considered a prank!"

Saiki Kusuo remained calm: "This is an illusion, anything is possible."

Hasegawa Rin was silent, he probably already understood.

"So, Dazai and Chuya are also true?"

Saiki Kusuo was noncommittal.

Rin Hasegawa recalled carefully: "If you say that, wouldn't Mr. Mori be the same?"

Saiki Kusuo read: "That's right, Rin is so smart."

"...Don't tease me." Rin Hasegawa puffed up his cheeks, "Is it your fault?"

"Let's move on." Saiki Kusuo suddenly used the sound transmission technique on the driver and Umo Tengen.

Rin Hasegawa: "..."

"Secret." Saiki Kusuo held his clenched hand calmly, "It's useless for you to beat my chest with an iron fist."

"cut."

"Tianyuan," Rin Hasegawa smiled sweetly, and asked the person on the other side, "Are we almost there?"

"Well, we'll be there after another intersection." Yu Mao Tianyuan slightly loosened his tightly clenched hands, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, I just want to ask." Hasegawa Rin glanced at Saiki Kusuo with a smile.

The car passed the intersection and stopped firmly at the hotel entrance.

Rin Hasegawa asked: "Can I change the best man temporarily?"

"Okay!" Osamu Dazai slammed open the door, pointed to himself, his suit was straight, "I've been ready for a long time."

Rin Hasegawa looked down and caught a glimpse of a pocket hand wooden warehouse hung on his waist in a fair manner: "Heh."

"You misunderstood, Rin-chan. It was Chuya's idea to blow up the axle of the wedding car." Osamu Dazai pulled Saiki Kusuo out and took Hasegawa Rin's hand, "Think about it, how could I do such a stupid thing?" arrange."

"After all, in illusion, everything is possible." Saiki Kusuo pressed Dazai Osamu's shoulder and pulled him away.

Osamu Dazai put his hips on his hips: "It's too much, it's obviously Kusuo who kindly invited me."

Saiki Kusuo: "It's not a warm invitation at all, is it? You are not in my plan at all."

Rin Hasegawa was at a loss: "What plan? When did you become so familiar?"

Osamu Dazai stretched out his index finger and waved it in front of his eyes: "Secret."

Saiki Kusuo stretched out his hand to him gentlemanly: "Secret."

Rin Hasegawa turned his head away.

"And think about it, Rin-chan," Osamu Dazai pulled the topic back, "According to Chuya's IQ, if Hong Kong gangsters are here, things will definitely get worse."

Rin Hasegawa was indifferent.

Shouldn't he still be lucky that this time he snatched the marriage in an ordinary campus world, not in Yokohama?

Saiki Kusuo continued following his thoughts: "If it is really in Yokohama, the scene must be very grand."

"Rin-chan, let's go, it's time." Osamu Dazai interrupted their silent conversation.

"I think we don't have to have a best man." Yu Mao Tianyuan, who was left alone, said.

"Good idea." Hasegawa Rin agreed, turned around and smiled at the two waiting outside the car, and followed Umo Tengen out of the car from the other end.

"Ah, that's just it, it's a bit unexpected." Osamu Dazai shrugged and closed the car door.

"Dazai-kun is just like I imagined, he is on the verge of killing himself, repeatedly testing." Saiki Kusuo turned and walked into the hotel, "To be honest, I hate communicating with people like you."

"That's really a pity," Dazai Osamu stopped at the entrance of the hotel, "I'm really interested in Kusuo."

Saiki Kusuo: "I'm sorry, I have no plans to engage in extramarital affairs after the wedding."

Rin Hasegawa, who was forced to receive a voice transmission at the door: "..."

"Coincidentally, I have no plans to get married, you can do it directly." Without squinting, he walked past the two of them with his arm on Yu Mao Tianyuan.

At exactly eleven o'clock, the bride and groom walked through the inflatable arch and entered the hotel lobby.

The arch above the head exploded with a bang, and Hasegawa Rin raised his head abruptly.

The big red arches are intact.

Looking back, Saiki Kusuo and Dazai Osamu stood opposite each other, one with an expressionless face and the other with a false smile.

Hasegawa Rin gently tugged Umo Tengen: "Don't worry, let's go in quickly, I can't wait."

Robbery?Ah.He shouldn't have trusted these two childish ghosts.

Excluding the tit-for-tat results between Osamu Dazai and Kusuo Saiki, the wedding went on smoothly and satisfactorily.

"Today, our loving couple will enter the palace of marriage." The master of ceremonies looked at the two people around him, "Now, ladies and gentlemen, let us congratulate them with applause."

The people sitting under the stage stood up, and the door of the hotel was suddenly pushed open.

Two voices sounded at the same time: "I don't agree."

Chuya Nakahara seemed to be his favorite, wearing a school uniform, driving... dragging Osamu Dazai who had obviously been beaten up, walking towards him step by step through the hall.

Saiki Kusuo also passed Mori Ogai who was sitting in front of him, walked towards him slowly, and said, "Excuse me."

"It's really distressing, what should I do if my son is too popular?" Mori Ogai also stood up and said, "To be honest, I don't really agree with this marriage."

Mr. Master of Ceremonies was stunned on the spot, but he said in his head: "It seems that this is a wedding that is not expected by others."

"We love each other without anyone's consent." Yu Mao Tianyuan's voice was sonorous and powerful.

Mori Ogai: "This kind of marriage cannot be blessed."

"I have never been blessed by others, and I don't need other people's blessings." Umo Tengen said, ignoring the three people who came, turned around, knelt down on one knee, raised his head, and looked at Rin Hasegawa.

He took his hand, kissed the back of his hand, and carefully put on the diamond ring for him: "Rin, will you marry me?"

"He doesn't want to." Saiki Kusuo stood in front of Hasegawa Rin and took off the ring he just put on.

At the critical moment, Rin Hasegawa suddenly repented. He poked his head out, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why don't I want to? Did I say I don't want to?"

At some point when he regained consciousness, Osamu Dazai, who was sitting at the round table with his legs crossed, said, "Ha."

"You can't be willing." Nakahara also walked up the steps, took Hasegawa Rin's hand from behind, and hugged him, "If you want to marry him, I will take you away immediately, and take you to someone who has no one. where you can find it."

"Impossible." Saiki Kusuo turned around, "I can find him wherever you hide him."

"Heh, scumbag, you lied to my feelings, and you've been away for three years." Rin Hasegawa disdainfully said, "I won't be with anyone."

Mori Ogai stepped in: "In that case, why not go with Dad, Rin."

"In order to prevent my father from committing a crime," Hasegawa Rin said with a smile on his face, his brows and eyes curved, "I'd better keep a distance from my father."

"Then I'm the only one left, Rin?" Nakahara Chuya asked.

Rin Hasegawa blinked: "But in that case, maybe I committed a crime?"

Osamu Dazai called him from below and reached out his hand.

Hasegawa Rin casually glanced over there, and suddenly froze.

It is the loophole of the illusion, and the key to breaking the illusion is Osamu Dazai.

Because of disqualification?

Saiki Kusuo followed his gaze and sighed: "So I don't like dealing with this kind of people."

"Aren't you leaving with me, Rin-chan?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head and asked him with a smile.

Rin Hasegawa broke free from Chuya Nakahara's shackles and walked towards him.

"I sent Rin-chan out, remember to give me a reward, Mr. Rin." Osamu Dazai nodded his cheek and clasped his hand.

Hasegawa Rin muttered: "It's not a loss to hear you call me teacher."

"If Rin-chan wants to hear it, I can yell every day from now on." After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he waved his hand to several people on the stage and shouted, "Have a nice cooperation, goodbye!"

Rin Hasegawa was helpless: "After the illusion is broken, you will disappear. Why are you so happy?"

"What's the matter, I was the one who took Rin-chan away in the end." Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers.

The scene collapsed.

Rin Hasegawa opened his eyes again, and there was Umo Tengen lying beside him, and a strange-looking ghost squatting across from him.

They were in the same room, the morning light outside the window.

Rin Hasegawa raised the corner of his mouth and asked, "Friend, are you sunbathing?"

When Yuhao Tianyuan woke up, Rin Hasegawa was outside, pressing the ghost's head to let him bask in the sun.

On the way here, ghosts have already been popularized in detail about creatures like ghosts. He was not very surprised. He got up on the ground, walked outside, and squinted his eyes.

The ghost had disappeared, Hasegawa Rin picked up a stone and placed it where the ghost's forehead was.

"what are you doing?"

"Free his soul and let him reincarnate safely." Rin Hasegawa explained.

"It's really not a gorgeous behavior." Yuhao Tianyuan said, took another stone, and put it on the ground next to his.

Hasegawa Rin: "..." If it's not gorgeous, then don't do it.

"Rin," Yuhao Tianyuan turned around, took his hand and put it on his chest, "I think..."

"Are you two okay!" someone shouted, running towards them quickly.

Rin Hasegawa looked back and saw the familiar uniform of the Demon Slayer Squad.

He shook his head, indicating that he was fine.

Yu Mao Tianyuan continued with a serious expression, "I want to formally propose to you here."

Rin Hasegawa was stunned.

No way, after being made like that in the illusion, he still wants to marry himself?

He seriously doubted that the illusion experienced by Yu Mao Tianyuan must be different from his.

"This time it's different from the dream," Yuhao Tianyuan looked at him seriously. "This time, we won't be hindered so much. We will have the most gorgeous wedding and the most gorgeous life."

"No, that..." Rin Hasegawa twitched the corner of his mouth, "It's like this, you are not yet an adult, we, we will talk about it later."

"Umo Tengen? Rin Hasegawa?" Yoya Ubuyashiki approached, "I heard that you are looking for the Demon Slayer Squad?"

Rin Hasegawa immediately responded: "Yes, my lord. I want Tian Yuan to join the Ghost Killing Team. This is the most suitable arrangement for him."

At this time, Yaoya Shiki, the obstetrician, was not as seriously ill as later. He faced Uma Tianyuan and lowered his head slightly: "I heard about you, it was very hard, Tianyuan?"

Yu Mao Tianyuan lowered his head and did not speak.

"Tianyuan, I can't stay with you all the time, I want to go back to where I should be. Believe me, the Ghost Killing Squad is really suitable for you." Rin Hasegawa hugged him gently.

"Will you forget me?"

"Of course not," Rin Hasegawa smiled, "How could you ask such an unglamorous question."

He patted Changyu Mao Tianyuan: "Next time we meet, if I really forget you, just give me a hug, then I will remember everything."

Yumen Tianyuan nodded, agreeing.

Rin Hasegawa thanked Yoya Yashiki, activated his ability and left.

The moment he was sucked into the black hole, he suddenly remembered something.

Fuck, it turned out that the hug at the Zhuhe meeting was something he did by himself!

"It's so blue!" Rin Hasegawa sat on his bed, covering his face.

Why can't I think of it earlier?Even a little earlier is fine.

"Rin, you're back." The person sleeping next to him turned over and pressed him on the bed, "Thank you, let's get some sleep."

Rin Hasegawa was stunned for a while, and suddenly realized: "Don't be so natural, okay! Kurolo, this is my bed!"

"Wow, where is this, another parallel world?" The third person's voice sounded, full of curiosity.

Hasegawa Rin was startled, stood up while pressing Kuroro's waist, and looked in the direction of the speaker.

The person who spoke had white hair, and a purple imprint of an inverted crown was engraved on his left cheek, and he was holding a pack of marshmallows in his arms, which looked a bit like the same model that Ranpo liked.

The author has something to say:

Yuhao Tianyuan: This is not a beautiful illusion, it is clearly a nightmare.

Saiki Kusuo: Who is the scumbag?

Ogai Mori: Doesn’t Dad commit crimes less often?

Chuya Nakahara: At that time, who will commit the crime?

Kuroro: To be honest, I have a very serious question - why not me?Am I not worthy of a robbery?

Osamu Dazai: Hehe.

The day-to-day slaughter behind the scenes is too bloody so I won’t show it to you (?)

Pick someone from the tutoring crew to report x

To be honest, the next chapter is going to be the home of the hunter!