Woke up every morning by my boss
Chapter 71 [V] (1)
Looking at the gender-unidentified body with dual identities of monster and ghost, Lang Kun really thought it was so funny, he had seen stupid ones, but never seen such stupid ones.
From Huo Xing's description, we can know that besides being extremely demonic, his parents' IQ is not low, but why is the child born so stupid?If you really want to say that it's because there are no parents to care about the lack of love, then that's okay, right?Leopard's living habits are like this, and other families are fine, why is it so miserable when it's his turn, it's still too stupid, hehe...
Lang Kun squatted down sympathetically, looked at the guy with a look of lovelessness because of the black history exposed, and asked, "Friend, does your hand hurt? May I help you pull out the sword?"
"... Don't pretend to be kind, get out!"
Lang Kun was caught off guard, and was sprayed with saliva by this ghostly guy. He likes to be clean, so it was hard to mention how uncomfortable it was.
Huo Xing hurried forward, took out a wet tissue from somewhere, and wiped Lang Kun's face.
"..."
Such a scene of Huo Xing protecting his wife's upper body was already used to by those he knew well, but those who didn't know him thought it was terrible. When did you see Huo Xing treat someone so carefully?I'm really afraid of falling when I hold it in my hand, and I'm afraid it will melt when I hold it in my mouth, so I almost put the person in a glass case for confession.
"Huo Xing, you..."
"Shut up!" Huo Xing sternly yelled, turning his head and staring at the culprit viciously, "Qian Xiaoyu, you don't want to give me face, do you want me to really destroy you to be happy?"
Qian Xiaoyu: "..."
As for what, isn't it just spit on your Lord Mozun's face?Besides, I'm a ghost now, brother, tell me where I got the spit from! ! !
However, a patient with a mild cleanliness disorder and a severe wife-protective disorder would not care about these details at all.
Huo Xing wiped Lang Kun's face clean, looked left and right and found nothing serious, then let him go, and went to teach Qian Xiaoyu, who had upgraded from a leopard demon to a ghost, but was stopped by Lang Kun.
"???"
"Leave it alone, I'll come." Lang Kun said with a smile.
"..."
Lang Kun was smiling when he said this, but Huo Xing and Qian Xiaoyu felt a chill on the back of their necks at the same time, as if someone was going to be unlucky.
Lang Kun lovingly touched the top of Qian Xiaoyu's head, who was immobile, tugged at his ears, and then tugged at his tail, before saying, "This lady ghost... oh no, this male ghost is not right either. , this male demon... this ladyboy? Hey, what do you think I should call you? I think a ladyboy is quite suitable, do you like it?"
"Pfft..." Huo Xing couldn't hold back, and laughed.
Qian Xiaoyu was humiliated by Lang Kun's sarcasm. He wanted to get angry, but he was really afraid that Huo Xing would cripple himself, so he couldn't scold him back, so he could only scream and emphasize: "My name is Qian Xiaoyu, Qian Xiaoyu!!!" "I know your name is Qian Xiaoyu, what do you say so many times, do you think I don't understand?" Lang Kun slapped him without saying a word, and finally commented: "It turns out that this is how ghosts fight. .”
Qian Xiaoyu: "..."
"Do you know why I beat you?" Lang Kun asked.
Qian Xiaoyu has behaved now, he decided not to scream or answer, silence is okay, right?
But it must not work!He bit his lips and did not speak, and Lang Kun slapped the other half of his face on the spot.
This world is always unreasonable, human society is still like this, not to mention the demons who are always bold and uninhibited.
"Why are you doing this? You beat me even if I say something, and you beat me if I don't say anything. Are you being unreasonable?"
"Don't tell me!" Lang Kun replied, "Anyone who can reason with me must also be a reasonable person. What are you? Call me a wild bastard, aren't you a bastard yourself?"
Qian Xiaoyu was taken aback when he heard the words, but found that he couldn't refute.
Before his death, he belonged to the demon clan, but after his death, he was lucky enough to join the ghost clan. The demon nature in his body has not yet disappeared, and he has added ghost nature. If he is not a bastard, what is it?What Lang Kun said was absolutely correct, but it was too hurtful. A normal person would put such words in the face of the person concerned and prevent them from living a good life. Can we have a good chat?
But Qian Xiaoyu forgot that it was he who offended Lang Kun rudely first, and Lang Kun carried out revenge actions later. He used the ugly word "wild stuff" to refer to Lang Kun, and Lang Kun called him a bastard in return. Not too much, because that is the truth.
"Qian Xiaoyu, I'll leave the words here for you today. Don't think that when you died, you were only fifteen or sixteen years old, and everyone has to treat you like a child, let you pamper you, let alone you We all know how old we are."
"..." Please don't mention your age, please?
"Huo Xing takes care of you because he kept his word and promised your parents, but it doesn't mean he has to tolerate you endlessly. If you feel sad that he is ignoring you now, then you Have you ever thought about what kind of things you have done all these years to make him disappointed in you and even unwilling to pay attention to you."
Seeing that Qian Xiaoyu didn't answer, Lang Kun continued: "According to what I know about him, he won't neglect others for no reason. There must be important reasons. You should think about it."
"I didn't do anything wrong!" Qian Xiaoyu was stubborn, "He didn't want me first, I like him so much, why didn't he want me!?"
Lang Kun clicked his tongue after listening, "Look, this is the crux. If you like him, does he have to like you?"
"..."
"There is a saying in this world that if you don't give affection, you must be rewarded. Feelings are something you love and I want to. He doesn't love you, but you want to be with him. Isn't this difficult? Believe me, even if he I promised to be with you, but I still don’t love you, and it’s you who suffer in the end.”
"How is it possible! I love him, as long as he is with me, it doesn't matter if he doesn't love me, I will be happy!"
"You really don't believe me when I say you're stupid. You're still looking forward to a fairytale love at such an age, are you an idiot?"
"I don't care about paying!" Qian Xiaoyu was actually a little moved by Lang Kun's persuasion, but with all these years of persistence and desperate for face, how could she easily admit defeat.
"You don't care about giving? As long as he is with you?" Lang Kun sneered, pinching Qian Xiaoyu's chin and looking around, "The face is quite clean and beautiful, so why are you such a bitch when you say it? Who taught you the junior thinking?"
Of course no one taught him, he just thought so.
Lang Kun: "Originally, I wanted to persuade you well, so that you can save some face in the face of difficulties. It is better to quit by yourself than to be scolded and shamelessly driven away. Who knows that you are so ignorant, so don't blame me It's cruel."
Hearing this, Qian Xiaoyu moved back in shock, because he saw that Lang Kun was overflowing with demon energy, and his whole body was wrapped in a black mass, looking very gloomy and terrifying, as if he would kill someone in the next second.He had heard of it before. Demons never kill without batting an eyelid. They can even kill and devour their own race. How could they care about a mere alien race?
This time Qian Xiaoyu really regretted it. He shouldn't belittle Lang Kun just now. Offending Huo Xing and Lang Kun together is not good for him.
Looking for help, Qian Xiaoyu turned to Huo Xing, and Qian Xiaoyu hoped that he could save herself for the sake of her parents, but Huo Xing pretended not to see it at all, and just lowered her head to play with her phone.
Qian Xiaoyu: "..."
"Don't look at Huo Xing, he won't help you, even if he helps, he will help me deal with you together."
"..."
The baby was so frightened that he could not speak. His pointed ears just drooped down, his tail limply hung on the ground, and he looked like he was waiting to die with his eyes closed.Lang Kun was speechless, he just wanted to scare him, why did he become like this, look at this pale little face, like a child bride.
"Hey..." Lang Kun withdrew his devilish energy and kicked Qian Xiaoyu, "Why do you act like you're dying, you've already died once, can I kill you again?"
Hearing this, Qian Xiaoyu opened his eyes, and saw that Lang Kun had lost the terrible devilish aura, and he was clean, cleaner than anyone else.
"...Are you kidding me!?" Qian Xiaoyu was furious again, Qi Langkun forced out his cowardly side.
"No, the conscience of heaven and earth, I really wanted to teach you some lessons, but seeing your face..." Lang Kun said, making a disgusted expression, "I don't want to be with the one who tortured you. The perverted celestial masters are reduced to raccoon dogs."
When mentioning that celestial master, Qian Xiaoyu trembled, but quickly restrained her fear.
Lang Kun said: "It's enough to tease you. You have seen Huo Xing's reaction. He won't care about your life now. If I want to deal with you, not only will he not object, but he will also raise his hands and feet in favor of it." Sponsor me, such a man who has no heart and no sympathy for you, what do you want him to do? Would buying a massage stick be more useful than him? "
Huo Xing paused for a moment when he heard these strange words.
Qian Xiaoyu was also shocked, is there anyone who blackmails her boyfriend like you?
"I see." Qian Xiaoyu was silent for a long while, lowered her eyes and said indifferently: "I won't stare at Huo Xing anymore, and I won't make trouble for you. Is this okay?"
"Good boy." Lang Kun tugged at Qian Xiaoyu's ear, "Even if you want to trouble me, you have to see if you have the ability."
"..."
Qian Xiaoyu stared at Lang Kun speechlessly. Can this person still have a good chat? He can hit someone's sore spot in less than three sentences. In just a few minutes, he turned over all the things he didn't want to face over the years He turned his head upside down, and said it so rightly that no one could refute it, it's really... abominable!
Lang Kun looked at him like that, and now he didn't find it disgusting, but found it amusing, and pulled his ears again and again, "Let me tell you, only I can control a person like Huo Xing. My brother can throw face at you, and you don't remember the affection you have spent with him for decades, how much do you think you, a little kid, can do?"
"Lang Kun!" Hearing this, Huo Xing really couldn't bear it anymore, "If you talk nonsense again, you will be so fucked up that you won't be able to get out of bed, believe it or not?"
After hearing this, Lang Kun smiled at Huo Xing, "Come here if you have the ability."
Huo Xing and Qian Xiaoyu were speechless at the same time, this Lang Kun was indeed a big demon, neither one is suitable to be a demon king, he is the best.
Qian Xiaoyu: "Your brother, Yue Zhen?"
"Well, it's not. But I don't remember my brother's affection. He forced me away in order to grab my man. Can this be tolerated?"
The implication is that Lang Kun will not let his younger brother rob his man, let alone Qian Xiaoyu, an unrelated outsider, if he dares to commit crimes again, without Huo Xing, he can give Qian Xiaoyu to him first. It worked out.
Qian Xiaoyu almost wanted to cry, but this Lang Kun, he did things one way after another. At first he thought he had really let her go, but the meaning of those words in the end was still very obvious. It's over, as long as one day I do something that doesn't go according to his wishes, I can't guarantee that I will come to settle the old score.
But you can't blame Lang Kun entirely. If you want to blame, you can blame yourself for being too ambitious, trying to get your hands on people you can't touch, and not knowing people clearly. You didn't see him as the demon king at the beginning, and Huo Xing searched for it for so long. spouse.
At this moment, Qian Xiaoyu felt that everything he said would be pale, he might as well walk away without making a sound, but when he moved, he felt a pain in his arm.
"Well!"
"What's the matter?" Lang Kun followed his eyes and saw that Qian Xiaoyu's palm pierced by his magic sword was filled with black air, even strands of black air had crawled onto his forearm.
Surprised, Lang Kun quickly withdrew the magic sword, and the magic energy that had penetrated into Qian Xiaoyu's meridians was drawn out, causing him to twitch in pain.
"Fortunately take it back in time, otherwise when he is corroded by my devilish energy, I don't know what kind of monster he will create." Lang Kun put away the magic sword and looked at Qian Xiaoyu's pale face as if he had just given birth , and said to Huo Xing: "Ask Yunxiu to come over and give him some ghost energy, otherwise the ghost will be scattered, and I can't afford to pay for such a treasure as the ghost clan."
Huo Xing quickly withdrew his devil energy barrier and asked Yunxiu to come over to take care of Qian Xiaoyu.
In fact, if Qian Xiaoyu's physique was not too special, his devilish energy would not be so easy to take advantage of it. This incident made Lang Kun pay attention, and he must be careful in the future. All clans have the ability to destroy the world, if the power of the three is not combined carefully, it may cause irreversible consequences.
Huo Xing also noticed this matter, and secretly kept an eye on it.
With the spooky breath from Yunxiu, Qian Xiaoyu's complexion improved a lot. After a while, he finally recovered.
Lang Kun, who had successfully retired, returned to Huo Xing's side again, eating fruit while looking at Qian Xiaoyu, until his face calmed down, and then asked again: "Child, are you here today just to find my bad luck?" Right? Is there anything else to say, hurry up."
Qian Xiaoyu: "...how come you know everything."
"There's something I don't know. Don't tell me. Don't dawdle any longer. I'll give you five seconds."
... Qian Xiaoyu is about to go crazy, Huo Xing and Lang Kun, the time concept of the two big devils is five seconds instead of three seconds?
It is true that Qian Xiaoyu's main purpose today is not to seek ill luck for Lang Kun, because before he came, he didn't know that Lang Kun had returned, and he would be rude to Lang Kun, and he didn't think highly of him, but just regarded him as a hug. It's just a coquettish fox who clings to Huo Xing's thigh.
"Actually, I came here today to ask Huo Xing for a favor and give me a better location at the entrance of the ghost market."
Huo Xing was noncommittal, "It's not that you don't know the rules about the ghost market. I'm only responsible for maintaining law and order. As for the stall, you have to contact Wanlijiang."
"...But it's too difficult to see Director Wan." Qian Xiaoyu said aggrievedly.
"What's the problem? Make an application report and review it back and forth. You can see him in a month soon. Do you need to make such a detour to Huo Xing?" Lang Kun was puzzled.
"Brother, the ghost market is about to open in 20 days. You asked me to report to see Director Wan now. Isn't that a delay? Besides, the whole world will know that I came through the back door for a stall. Isn't this asking me to destroy the signboard?"
"Where's your godfather?" Huo Xing asked.
"Don't mention it, hasn't he been in the human world recently? I can't see anyone else! Besides, godfather can't ask for things casually these days. I am so good-looking, and I let godfather cover everything I want , who in the ghost clan still believes that I really only treat him as a father?"
Lang Kun: "...So it turns out that the unspoken rules of godfathers are not only in the human world, but also in the ghost race."
"It's all routine, similar with minor differences."
"It's not the first time for you to participate in the ghost market. Why didn't you take any action a few years ago, but this year you think about making a relationship." Huo Xing hit the nail on the head.
Qian Xiaoyu hurriedly shouted, "If those guys didn't give benefits to the person in charge of the booth, what would I do? We have been friends for several years, and I have been aloof for several years. What is the point of begging grandpa to sue grandma now?" Why don't you just ask you for help, the chances of winning are a little bit better." What's so special about Bei'er's face, Team Leader Huo's name is also well-known in the ghost clan.
Huo Xing listened and nodded, "Understood, I'll tell Lao Wan about this, you go back and wait quietly for him to contact you, just don't make trouble for me again."
Qian Xiaoyu hastily agreed, even though he was severely disarmed by Lang Kun tonight, it was not a bad thing at all, he lost the East and harvested Sangyu, and with the guarantee of Huo Xing tonight, he will definitely have a good time every year in the ghost market from now on. Poor location, and you don't have to nod and bow to beg for help, it's not so great!
After sending Qian Xiaoyu away, Lang Kun didn't have the mood to play anymore, so he saw that the time was past two o'clock in the morning, so he said he wanted to go back.
"Let's go first. Anyway, the old grandson and the others still have to play for a while. If there is any situation, let them deal with it." What's more, the ghosts who came today are all buddies who follow Qian Xiaoyu. Xing here is asking for a favor, and the guys below have nothing to do, they should play and eat, and leave when the sun rises.
The two drove back to Baihua Lane, washed up and got into bed. Huo Xing wrapped Lang Kun in his arms as usual, and fell into a sweet dream.
Before falling asleep, Lang Kun vaguely thought of one thing, but he was so sleepy that he didn't want to talk lazily, and when he woke up from a full sleep, he couldn't remember anything.
"It's fine if you don't remember it. If you can't remember it, it's definitely not a big deal." Huo Xing comforted.
Lang Kun thought about it too, maybe he didn't take it to heart, but he remembered it in a flash of inspiration?
"Well, leave him alone." Lang Kun lifted the quilt, rode on Huo Xing, twisted his waist and rubbed, "Hungry, let's have breakfast first."
Huo Xing: "..."
Help!My wife is getting more and more evil, what should I do?Wait online, hurry up! ! !
This time, the two of them controlled it very well, and they didn't stir up the evil energy in the Baihua Lane because of the ups and downs. When the intensity of the thunder and the fire gradually receded, the kiss and touch became gentle and lovely, and every movement They all have a sweet breath, thinking that what is lost will be made up in the future, which is the best spiritual food.
After the passion was over, Lang Kun took out a tissue to wipe himself. He turned sideways to Huo Xing. His perfect back and waistline made Huo Xing's mouth dry, and he couldn't help swallowing——I Wife couldn't be more perfect!
"What's wrong?" Realizing that he was staring at him, Lang Kun stopped and looked at Huo Xing suspiciously.
"...It's nothing, I'll wipe it for you?"
Lang Kun didn't say anything, he threw the paper towels in a ball, took two more and handed them to Huo Xing, motioning him to do it.
Huo Xing took the tissue, kissed Lang Kun's instep reverently, and carefully cleaned it for him.
When they really woke up, it was almost noon. Lao Sun, Yunxiu and the others still prepared some snacks for Huo Xing and Lang Kun, and put their lunches on the table one by one until the time was almost up.
Lang Kun picked up a piece of pea yellow. It was the first time for him to eat this traditional Beijing snack. He liked the sweet taste and melt-in-the-mouth texture very much.
After eating another piece, Lang Kun asked: "I heard that this kind of dim sum is a seasonal product in spring and summer. Why is it that it's December now, and it's still available for sale?"
The old grandson then smiled and said: "This is the pea produced in spring this year. I think the quality is good, so I bought some more and kept it. When I come back today, I have nothing to do. I thought you would like it in Langkun, so I spent a lot of time making it." Come on, is the taste okay?"
"Delicious, neither sweet nor greasy, I like it."
"Then eat more, there are still peas, if you like it, you can make it again next time."
Lang Kun nodded, although he didn't want to trouble Lao Sun, but he really couldn't stand that the things suit his taste, so he didn't pretend to refuse.
Yunxiu said happily on the side: "This kind of pea yellow is different from the rough folk ones. The palace-made dim sum is very particular, and it's complicated to make! It melts in the mouth. In the past, only the emperor's ladies could eat it well." Stuff." After finishing speaking, he felt a little regretful, "Hey, Lord Baylor gave us a few yuan before, and the taste was really good, but unfortunately, I can only smell it now, and I don't expect to experience that taste. gone."
Lang Kun looked at her, and after a while highlighted two words: "Touch."
Yunxiu: "..."
Old Sun: "..."
"Honey, do you think you are cute now?" Huo Xing asked.
Lang Kun replied: "Aren't I always cute?"
Yunxiu and Laosun felt dumbfounded when they heard such a god-like dialogue, can you two great demons stop being cute like this, if outsiders listen to it, what will the demon king do?Where does Team Leader Huo's majesty come from?Simply see no evil!The two of them looked at their noses, noses, noses, and hearts, and quietly retreated as if they hadn't heard anything.
After lunch, the two were just about to go out when Lao Sun followed, dragging two large suitcases in their hands.
Lang Kun: "Why is Lao Sun dragging two suitcases, is he going on a long trip?"
"No, this is for you."
"???"
Seeing him puzzled, Huo Xing explained: "The ghost market is held every year on the [-]rd day of the [-]th lunar month, which is the day of the winter solstice. Due to the special venue and the many variables related to the four major clans, only The preparations are officially started at the beginning of December every year, and there are many things that are urgent and busy, and we have to live in the ministry during this period of time."
"So that's it!" Lang Kun nodded, and then looked at Huo Xing reproachfully, "You didn't say it earlier, I can pack things by myself, so there's no need to bother my grandson."
"It doesn't matter, my things have always been prepared by Lao Sun, and he has handled things properly, don't worry."
Lao Sun also quickly said: "Yes, yes, Lang Kun, don't worry, all the things you usually use have been packed into the box. If there is anything missing, just call home and I will send it over."
In fact, Lang Kun wasn't worried about Lao Sun, but he was afraid of troubling him, but he had already talked about this, and no matter how polite he was, he would treat him as an outsider.
The two loaded the suitcases into the car, said goodbye to Lao Sun, and drove to the Forbidden City.
On the way, Lukun took out his mobile phone and called home. After declaring his safety, he briefly chatted about his work status. He said that he would be on a business trip for a while, and he might be busy. Don't worry, Mom, I'll get them some Beijing snacks and send them back when I'm done.
"Don't worry, Mom. With Xiao Huo taking care of you, what are we worried about?" Lang Kun's mother smiled, "You are so busy and silly, you have sent us a lot of delicious food a while ago, how can you send us a lot of delicious food?" Forgot? Don’t send it, your dad and I are just two of us, and there’s still a lot left to share with our dear friends, we can’t finish eating so much.”
Lang Kun himself had never sent food to his family. After thinking about it, only Huo Xing had done it. Looking at him, Huo Xing smiled at him and made a victory gesture.
……childish.
Lang Kun thought so in his heart, but smiled on his face, he was quite good at pleasing his mother-in-law, not bad.
As for why it is the mother-in-law and not the mother-in-law, Lang Kun has already forgotten to consider this question... This zero is also very self-conscious.
After entering the ministry, everyone was already in place, and the pre-war atmosphere of the last tough battle at the end of the year was very vigorous.
Since there are newcomers joining the department this year, everyone's workload will be reduced, but relatively, the situation may continue due to the newcomers. This requires the veterans to spend more time with the newcomers. It will be very relaxing every year, no longer need to live in the ministry day and night, and there will be no situation where I can't sleep after being busy for three days and three nights.
"Old driver, you have to take me well." The atmosphere in the ministry was tense, and it was the first time Lang Kun encountered such a battle after leaving the army, so he couldn't help but joked to Huo Xing.
"There are many places where the old driver can take you. Be good to me, and I will take you to fly the plane." Huo Xing said, scratching Lang Kun's chin indecently, looking like a nouveau riche molesting a good woman .
While talking, the two entered Huo Xing's office and began to organize things.
Each team leader's office has a bedroom attached to it, which is set up to live in the ministry in case of emergencies. Other staff members can apply for a dormitory arranged uniformly by the ministry. Lukun is no exception and has this benefit, but he With Huo Xing's relationship, no one would be so idiotic as to ask him if he wanted to apply for a dormitory, just live in Huo Xing's office.
After packing up, Huo Xing checked that the time was still early, so he found out the information of the ghost market in the past two years and showed it to Lang Kun, "Tonight's mobilization meeting, you should familiarize yourself with the procedures of previous years first, and we will go directly to the meeting room after dinner .”
"it is good."
Lang Kun took the information, sat behind Huo Xing's desk and read it, and asked Huo Xing for a pen and paper, and took notes while reading.
It was said that the mobilization meeting was held at night, but in fact, many trivial matters had already been dealt with this morning. Huo Xing also had his part to be busy, so he left Lang Kun alone in the office and left.
More than half an hour later, there was a knock on the office door. Lang Kun went to open the door and found Yang Xing standing outside.
"Yang Xing? Why are you here? Are you looking for Huo Xing? He's not here."
"I know the boss is not here, but in fact I'm here to find you."
"Ok?"
Lang Kun was quite surprised. Since Huo Xing also had something to do, Yang Xing, one of the four team leaders, couldn't be idle. Since he was so busy, why would he come to him? I don't know what to do. idlers.
"Let's go, don't stand in the corridor, go in and talk."
The two re-entered Huo Xing's office, and Yang Xing saw the stacks of files on Lang Kun's desk at a glance, "Looking at the ghost market files from previous years? Is there anything I don't understand?"
"It's nothing. It seems that the process is the same every year. I don't see anything that needs special attention."
"Actually, there is nothing wrong with the process. It is the same routine every year. Even if there are occasional improvements, the changes will not be too outrageous. At most, I will worry about the problem of entrance and exit, but I personally don't think it needs to be taken too seriously. "
"Oh? What do you say?"
"On the day of the ghost market, we need to open a passage from the ghost race to the human world near the venue. Because of the distorted space, this opening is more likely to cause trouble. If there is an incident of human intrusion, it will be very bad."
"It sounds serious, can't we clear the venue in advance?" Lang Kun felt a little lucky again after saying this, "Fortunately, my demon compatriots are now living in the human world, which saves the trouble of opening a passage."
"No way, there is nothing that the demons and demons live in the human world. They signed the contract in black and white back then. Humans can only stare blankly if they want to repent. The ghosts have their own territory, and of course humans will not let them easily. Come in and get another share, now that the resources in the human world are scarce, and the two races of monsters and humans are fighting for jobs, you don’t think it’s scary.”
"Thinking about it this way, it seems to be..."
The physical fitness of the monsters and demons is stronger than that of humans, and they are less likely to strike because of fatigue. They are already very happy to live in the human world, so most of the monsters and demons do not have high requirements for work. Human beings don't want to do work, but they do!So relatively, the living space of human beings becomes very small.
There is still competitive pressure among the same race, not to mention the participation of other races.
Both of them sighed, and it was hard to say anything more, after all, they both wanted to survive.
Besides, this world is not completely unfair. Although human race is huge and has the qualifications to exist in this world aboveboard, most of them are mediocre and incompetent and have a very short life span. , in the eyes of the talented monsters and demons, this is nothing more than a clown.
"There is nothing to feel guilty about. They took away our chance to walk in the sun, so why not pay some price? What's more, the safety of the human world now depends entirely on us. If there is any objection, isn't it suicide?"
Lang Kun's words were very extreme, completely anti-human words, but from his and Yang Xing's point of view, they were completely correct. Yang Xing couldn't help clapping his hands to express his amazement.
"Lang Xiaokun, you can do it, you can say such unnatural things! I always thought that Mo Zun was a decent person, but I didn't expect... Boss Huo said similar things before, you two really deserve to be CP , I've taken it, Yang Xing is willing to swallow this bowl of dog food."
Lang Kun gave him a blank look, "Don't forget, I brought him up with one hand, can our thoughts be out of sync? Besides, you are a good sheep, how can you have the face to compete with the dog for food, and you are not afraid of eating too much?" genetic mutation."
"Fuck! You are too venomous, can you still have a good chat! What's so good about being under the age." Yang Xing muttered.
"..." Lang Kun couldn't refute this point, he was really in such a situation, being pressed on the bed by Huo Xing all day long and fucked over and over until he cried, there was really nothing good about it.
Lang Kun waved his hand, indicating that this topic is over, and it's better to talk about business.
"The ghost market will be held at Nanluoguxiang. At that time, the passage connecting the ghost clan and the human world will be opened near the subway entrance opposite Nanluo. leading to confusion."
"Huh? Is it okay to drive here at the subway entrance? I remember that humans can also participate in the ghost market. When the time comes, the ghosts will run into humans."
Yang Xing couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard Lang Kun's worry, "You don't have to worry about it, but anyone who has the leisure to participate in the ghost market will not be an ordinary person. Dare to hang around in the ghost market, isn't it courting death... Besides, even if the diversion mechanism was implemented for the safety of human beings before, when the ghost market starts, they must not be allowed to face each other. Is there a difference between sooner and later? Don't worry, The opening time of the ghost gate will be set at [-]:[-] in the morning, when the last train of the subway is gone, the tourists will have dispersed long ago, and the humans who will wander around are regular visitors of the ghost market, and nothing will happen." The ghost gate is closed on the winter solstice night On the other hand, human beings are most likely to seek good luck and avoid bad luck. Ordinary people must go home early, and they will not die at such a time.
"I used to do this every year, and I haven't seen any troubles, don't worry." Yang Xing patted Lang Kun's shoulder, with the tone of someone who has come here.
"Actually, I'm a little curious. Why is the ghost market chosen to be held in Nanluo? Isn't there a Gui Street in the capital? I heard that 'gui' is a homonym for the word 'ghost'. It sounds quite appropriate."
"You don't know about this. Originally, the ghost market was indeed opened on Guijie Street, but Ma Xiao became popular a few years ago. You know the smell... Anyway, at that time, apart from humans, there were several other races participating in the ghost market. They all said they couldn’t take it, it’s too smoky, and the monsters who love to pretend finally bought an incense burner and went home. When the incense is burned, there is a numb smell, which can’t be covered by any spices. Can you still do it? Alright..." At this point, Yang Xing looked disgusted, and Lang Kun felt really uncomfortable after thinking about it.
"Especially our ghost market is famous all over the world. Every year, many international friends ghosts and international friends come to participate. Once, a Boston lobster demon traveled across the ocean to visit the ghost market. I ran first with great interest. I went to Guijie to check out some spots, and the result was good! The overwhelming small commercials scare him into a Breton shrimp on the spot, do you think it's funny hahahaha!"
"...I'm a big foodie country, I'm so powerful, I scared an international friend monster into a mutant, what happened to him after that?"
"I ran away, saying that I would never dare to come to China again."
"...Actually, I think it's not good for you to laugh at your own clan like this, but I also want to laugh, what should I do, puff..."
The two laughed together, and it took a long time to recover. Lang Kun asked, "Then what happened after that? Did you drive the ghost market to Nanluo?"
"No, I didn't think of Nanluo at that time, and it was directly set up in the Forbidden City under our feet. There is a ghost market in the imperial city. The scene is big and grand enough, the flow of people will not be so crowded, and it is convenient for us to go up there. Surveillance all the way, that’s great! It’s a pity that the ghost clan later said that the rent in the Forbidden City was too high and they couldn’t afford it, so they hoped that we could provide other venues, and they chose Nanluo after thousands of choices.”
"No way, no matter what the ghost clan is, they are stronger than our demon clan, so why can't they afford the rent."
"You don't know, it's all because Lao Wan is too dark, the rent is so expensive, not to mention ghosts, even I think his hands are too spicy."
Lang Kun: "..." I finally know where the money Huo Xing and the others squander usually comes from, and the feelings are all from the old Wankeng.
"Don't look at Lao Wan's honest appearance, he is really good at almsgiving, and he is busy all for us. Sometimes I can't help but feel sorry for him."
"..." You sympathize with him so much, if you have the ability, don't decorate the office so luxuriously!
Of course Lang Kun didn't say this, wouldn't he just slap Huo Xing in the face?Although Huo Xing is also rich and powerful, it is different from the appropriation given by the ministry. Even if he spends a lot of money on weekdays, it is not his duty to fulfill his obligations. If he can save a fortune, he can save it
From Huo Xing's description, we can know that besides being extremely demonic, his parents' IQ is not low, but why is the child born so stupid?If you really want to say that it's because there are no parents to care about the lack of love, then that's okay, right?Leopard's living habits are like this, and other families are fine, why is it so miserable when it's his turn, it's still too stupid, hehe...
Lang Kun squatted down sympathetically, looked at the guy with a look of lovelessness because of the black history exposed, and asked, "Friend, does your hand hurt? May I help you pull out the sword?"
"... Don't pretend to be kind, get out!"
Lang Kun was caught off guard, and was sprayed with saliva by this ghostly guy. He likes to be clean, so it was hard to mention how uncomfortable it was.
Huo Xing hurried forward, took out a wet tissue from somewhere, and wiped Lang Kun's face.
"..."
Such a scene of Huo Xing protecting his wife's upper body was already used to by those he knew well, but those who didn't know him thought it was terrible. When did you see Huo Xing treat someone so carefully?I'm really afraid of falling when I hold it in my hand, and I'm afraid it will melt when I hold it in my mouth, so I almost put the person in a glass case for confession.
"Huo Xing, you..."
"Shut up!" Huo Xing sternly yelled, turning his head and staring at the culprit viciously, "Qian Xiaoyu, you don't want to give me face, do you want me to really destroy you to be happy?"
Qian Xiaoyu: "..."
As for what, isn't it just spit on your Lord Mozun's face?Besides, I'm a ghost now, brother, tell me where I got the spit from! ! !
However, a patient with a mild cleanliness disorder and a severe wife-protective disorder would not care about these details at all.
Huo Xing wiped Lang Kun's face clean, looked left and right and found nothing serious, then let him go, and went to teach Qian Xiaoyu, who had upgraded from a leopard demon to a ghost, but was stopped by Lang Kun.
"???"
"Leave it alone, I'll come." Lang Kun said with a smile.
"..."
Lang Kun was smiling when he said this, but Huo Xing and Qian Xiaoyu felt a chill on the back of their necks at the same time, as if someone was going to be unlucky.
Lang Kun lovingly touched the top of Qian Xiaoyu's head, who was immobile, tugged at his ears, and then tugged at his tail, before saying, "This lady ghost... oh no, this male ghost is not right either. , this male demon... this ladyboy? Hey, what do you think I should call you? I think a ladyboy is quite suitable, do you like it?"
"Pfft..." Huo Xing couldn't hold back, and laughed.
Qian Xiaoyu was humiliated by Lang Kun's sarcasm. He wanted to get angry, but he was really afraid that Huo Xing would cripple himself, so he couldn't scold him back, so he could only scream and emphasize: "My name is Qian Xiaoyu, Qian Xiaoyu!!!" "I know your name is Qian Xiaoyu, what do you say so many times, do you think I don't understand?" Lang Kun slapped him without saying a word, and finally commented: "It turns out that this is how ghosts fight. .”
Qian Xiaoyu: "..."
"Do you know why I beat you?" Lang Kun asked.
Qian Xiaoyu has behaved now, he decided not to scream or answer, silence is okay, right?
But it must not work!He bit his lips and did not speak, and Lang Kun slapped the other half of his face on the spot.
This world is always unreasonable, human society is still like this, not to mention the demons who are always bold and uninhibited.
"Why are you doing this? You beat me even if I say something, and you beat me if I don't say anything. Are you being unreasonable?"
"Don't tell me!" Lang Kun replied, "Anyone who can reason with me must also be a reasonable person. What are you? Call me a wild bastard, aren't you a bastard yourself?"
Qian Xiaoyu was taken aback when he heard the words, but found that he couldn't refute.
Before his death, he belonged to the demon clan, but after his death, he was lucky enough to join the ghost clan. The demon nature in his body has not yet disappeared, and he has added ghost nature. If he is not a bastard, what is it?What Lang Kun said was absolutely correct, but it was too hurtful. A normal person would put such words in the face of the person concerned and prevent them from living a good life. Can we have a good chat?
But Qian Xiaoyu forgot that it was he who offended Lang Kun rudely first, and Lang Kun carried out revenge actions later. He used the ugly word "wild stuff" to refer to Lang Kun, and Lang Kun called him a bastard in return. Not too much, because that is the truth.
"Qian Xiaoyu, I'll leave the words here for you today. Don't think that when you died, you were only fifteen or sixteen years old, and everyone has to treat you like a child, let you pamper you, let alone you We all know how old we are."
"..." Please don't mention your age, please?
"Huo Xing takes care of you because he kept his word and promised your parents, but it doesn't mean he has to tolerate you endlessly. If you feel sad that he is ignoring you now, then you Have you ever thought about what kind of things you have done all these years to make him disappointed in you and even unwilling to pay attention to you."
Seeing that Qian Xiaoyu didn't answer, Lang Kun continued: "According to what I know about him, he won't neglect others for no reason. There must be important reasons. You should think about it."
"I didn't do anything wrong!" Qian Xiaoyu was stubborn, "He didn't want me first, I like him so much, why didn't he want me!?"
Lang Kun clicked his tongue after listening, "Look, this is the crux. If you like him, does he have to like you?"
"..."
"There is a saying in this world that if you don't give affection, you must be rewarded. Feelings are something you love and I want to. He doesn't love you, but you want to be with him. Isn't this difficult? Believe me, even if he I promised to be with you, but I still don’t love you, and it’s you who suffer in the end.”
"How is it possible! I love him, as long as he is with me, it doesn't matter if he doesn't love me, I will be happy!"
"You really don't believe me when I say you're stupid. You're still looking forward to a fairytale love at such an age, are you an idiot?"
"I don't care about paying!" Qian Xiaoyu was actually a little moved by Lang Kun's persuasion, but with all these years of persistence and desperate for face, how could she easily admit defeat.
"You don't care about giving? As long as he is with you?" Lang Kun sneered, pinching Qian Xiaoyu's chin and looking around, "The face is quite clean and beautiful, so why are you such a bitch when you say it? Who taught you the junior thinking?"
Of course no one taught him, he just thought so.
Lang Kun: "Originally, I wanted to persuade you well, so that you can save some face in the face of difficulties. It is better to quit by yourself than to be scolded and shamelessly driven away. Who knows that you are so ignorant, so don't blame me It's cruel."
Hearing this, Qian Xiaoyu moved back in shock, because he saw that Lang Kun was overflowing with demon energy, and his whole body was wrapped in a black mass, looking very gloomy and terrifying, as if he would kill someone in the next second.He had heard of it before. Demons never kill without batting an eyelid. They can even kill and devour their own race. How could they care about a mere alien race?
This time Qian Xiaoyu really regretted it. He shouldn't belittle Lang Kun just now. Offending Huo Xing and Lang Kun together is not good for him.
Looking for help, Qian Xiaoyu turned to Huo Xing, and Qian Xiaoyu hoped that he could save herself for the sake of her parents, but Huo Xing pretended not to see it at all, and just lowered her head to play with her phone.
Qian Xiaoyu: "..."
"Don't look at Huo Xing, he won't help you, even if he helps, he will help me deal with you together."
"..."
The baby was so frightened that he could not speak. His pointed ears just drooped down, his tail limply hung on the ground, and he looked like he was waiting to die with his eyes closed.Lang Kun was speechless, he just wanted to scare him, why did he become like this, look at this pale little face, like a child bride.
"Hey..." Lang Kun withdrew his devilish energy and kicked Qian Xiaoyu, "Why do you act like you're dying, you've already died once, can I kill you again?"
Hearing this, Qian Xiaoyu opened his eyes, and saw that Lang Kun had lost the terrible devilish aura, and he was clean, cleaner than anyone else.
"...Are you kidding me!?" Qian Xiaoyu was furious again, Qi Langkun forced out his cowardly side.
"No, the conscience of heaven and earth, I really wanted to teach you some lessons, but seeing your face..." Lang Kun said, making a disgusted expression, "I don't want to be with the one who tortured you. The perverted celestial masters are reduced to raccoon dogs."
When mentioning that celestial master, Qian Xiaoyu trembled, but quickly restrained her fear.
Lang Kun said: "It's enough to tease you. You have seen Huo Xing's reaction. He won't care about your life now. If I want to deal with you, not only will he not object, but he will also raise his hands and feet in favor of it." Sponsor me, such a man who has no heart and no sympathy for you, what do you want him to do? Would buying a massage stick be more useful than him? "
Huo Xing paused for a moment when he heard these strange words.
Qian Xiaoyu was also shocked, is there anyone who blackmails her boyfriend like you?
"I see." Qian Xiaoyu was silent for a long while, lowered her eyes and said indifferently: "I won't stare at Huo Xing anymore, and I won't make trouble for you. Is this okay?"
"Good boy." Lang Kun tugged at Qian Xiaoyu's ear, "Even if you want to trouble me, you have to see if you have the ability."
"..."
Qian Xiaoyu stared at Lang Kun speechlessly. Can this person still have a good chat? He can hit someone's sore spot in less than three sentences. In just a few minutes, he turned over all the things he didn't want to face over the years He turned his head upside down, and said it so rightly that no one could refute it, it's really... abominable!
Lang Kun looked at him like that, and now he didn't find it disgusting, but found it amusing, and pulled his ears again and again, "Let me tell you, only I can control a person like Huo Xing. My brother can throw face at you, and you don't remember the affection you have spent with him for decades, how much do you think you, a little kid, can do?"
"Lang Kun!" Hearing this, Huo Xing really couldn't bear it anymore, "If you talk nonsense again, you will be so fucked up that you won't be able to get out of bed, believe it or not?"
After hearing this, Lang Kun smiled at Huo Xing, "Come here if you have the ability."
Huo Xing and Qian Xiaoyu were speechless at the same time, this Lang Kun was indeed a big demon, neither one is suitable to be a demon king, he is the best.
Qian Xiaoyu: "Your brother, Yue Zhen?"
"Well, it's not. But I don't remember my brother's affection. He forced me away in order to grab my man. Can this be tolerated?"
The implication is that Lang Kun will not let his younger brother rob his man, let alone Qian Xiaoyu, an unrelated outsider, if he dares to commit crimes again, without Huo Xing, he can give Qian Xiaoyu to him first. It worked out.
Qian Xiaoyu almost wanted to cry, but this Lang Kun, he did things one way after another. At first he thought he had really let her go, but the meaning of those words in the end was still very obvious. It's over, as long as one day I do something that doesn't go according to his wishes, I can't guarantee that I will come to settle the old score.
But you can't blame Lang Kun entirely. If you want to blame, you can blame yourself for being too ambitious, trying to get your hands on people you can't touch, and not knowing people clearly. You didn't see him as the demon king at the beginning, and Huo Xing searched for it for so long. spouse.
At this moment, Qian Xiaoyu felt that everything he said would be pale, he might as well walk away without making a sound, but when he moved, he felt a pain in his arm.
"Well!"
"What's the matter?" Lang Kun followed his eyes and saw that Qian Xiaoyu's palm pierced by his magic sword was filled with black air, even strands of black air had crawled onto his forearm.
Surprised, Lang Kun quickly withdrew the magic sword, and the magic energy that had penetrated into Qian Xiaoyu's meridians was drawn out, causing him to twitch in pain.
"Fortunately take it back in time, otherwise when he is corroded by my devilish energy, I don't know what kind of monster he will create." Lang Kun put away the magic sword and looked at Qian Xiaoyu's pale face as if he had just given birth , and said to Huo Xing: "Ask Yunxiu to come over and give him some ghost energy, otherwise the ghost will be scattered, and I can't afford to pay for such a treasure as the ghost clan."
Huo Xing quickly withdrew his devil energy barrier and asked Yunxiu to come over to take care of Qian Xiaoyu.
In fact, if Qian Xiaoyu's physique was not too special, his devilish energy would not be so easy to take advantage of it. This incident made Lang Kun pay attention, and he must be careful in the future. All clans have the ability to destroy the world, if the power of the three is not combined carefully, it may cause irreversible consequences.
Huo Xing also noticed this matter, and secretly kept an eye on it.
With the spooky breath from Yunxiu, Qian Xiaoyu's complexion improved a lot. After a while, he finally recovered.
Lang Kun, who had successfully retired, returned to Huo Xing's side again, eating fruit while looking at Qian Xiaoyu, until his face calmed down, and then asked again: "Child, are you here today just to find my bad luck?" Right? Is there anything else to say, hurry up."
Qian Xiaoyu: "...how come you know everything."
"There's something I don't know. Don't tell me. Don't dawdle any longer. I'll give you five seconds."
... Qian Xiaoyu is about to go crazy, Huo Xing and Lang Kun, the time concept of the two big devils is five seconds instead of three seconds?
It is true that Qian Xiaoyu's main purpose today is not to seek ill luck for Lang Kun, because before he came, he didn't know that Lang Kun had returned, and he would be rude to Lang Kun, and he didn't think highly of him, but just regarded him as a hug. It's just a coquettish fox who clings to Huo Xing's thigh.
"Actually, I came here today to ask Huo Xing for a favor and give me a better location at the entrance of the ghost market."
Huo Xing was noncommittal, "It's not that you don't know the rules about the ghost market. I'm only responsible for maintaining law and order. As for the stall, you have to contact Wanlijiang."
"...But it's too difficult to see Director Wan." Qian Xiaoyu said aggrievedly.
"What's the problem? Make an application report and review it back and forth. You can see him in a month soon. Do you need to make such a detour to Huo Xing?" Lang Kun was puzzled.
"Brother, the ghost market is about to open in 20 days. You asked me to report to see Director Wan now. Isn't that a delay? Besides, the whole world will know that I came through the back door for a stall. Isn't this asking me to destroy the signboard?"
"Where's your godfather?" Huo Xing asked.
"Don't mention it, hasn't he been in the human world recently? I can't see anyone else! Besides, godfather can't ask for things casually these days. I am so good-looking, and I let godfather cover everything I want , who in the ghost clan still believes that I really only treat him as a father?"
Lang Kun: "...So it turns out that the unspoken rules of godfathers are not only in the human world, but also in the ghost race."
"It's all routine, similar with minor differences."
"It's not the first time for you to participate in the ghost market. Why didn't you take any action a few years ago, but this year you think about making a relationship." Huo Xing hit the nail on the head.
Qian Xiaoyu hurriedly shouted, "If those guys didn't give benefits to the person in charge of the booth, what would I do? We have been friends for several years, and I have been aloof for several years. What is the point of begging grandpa to sue grandma now?" Why don't you just ask you for help, the chances of winning are a little bit better." What's so special about Bei'er's face, Team Leader Huo's name is also well-known in the ghost clan.
Huo Xing listened and nodded, "Understood, I'll tell Lao Wan about this, you go back and wait quietly for him to contact you, just don't make trouble for me again."
Qian Xiaoyu hastily agreed, even though he was severely disarmed by Lang Kun tonight, it was not a bad thing at all, he lost the East and harvested Sangyu, and with the guarantee of Huo Xing tonight, he will definitely have a good time every year in the ghost market from now on. Poor location, and you don't have to nod and bow to beg for help, it's not so great!
After sending Qian Xiaoyu away, Lang Kun didn't have the mood to play anymore, so he saw that the time was past two o'clock in the morning, so he said he wanted to go back.
"Let's go first. Anyway, the old grandson and the others still have to play for a while. If there is any situation, let them deal with it." What's more, the ghosts who came today are all buddies who follow Qian Xiaoyu. Xing here is asking for a favor, and the guys below have nothing to do, they should play and eat, and leave when the sun rises.
The two drove back to Baihua Lane, washed up and got into bed. Huo Xing wrapped Lang Kun in his arms as usual, and fell into a sweet dream.
Before falling asleep, Lang Kun vaguely thought of one thing, but he was so sleepy that he didn't want to talk lazily, and when he woke up from a full sleep, he couldn't remember anything.
"It's fine if you don't remember it. If you can't remember it, it's definitely not a big deal." Huo Xing comforted.
Lang Kun thought about it too, maybe he didn't take it to heart, but he remembered it in a flash of inspiration?
"Well, leave him alone." Lang Kun lifted the quilt, rode on Huo Xing, twisted his waist and rubbed, "Hungry, let's have breakfast first."
Huo Xing: "..."
Help!My wife is getting more and more evil, what should I do?Wait online, hurry up! ! !
This time, the two of them controlled it very well, and they didn't stir up the evil energy in the Baihua Lane because of the ups and downs. When the intensity of the thunder and the fire gradually receded, the kiss and touch became gentle and lovely, and every movement They all have a sweet breath, thinking that what is lost will be made up in the future, which is the best spiritual food.
After the passion was over, Lang Kun took out a tissue to wipe himself. He turned sideways to Huo Xing. His perfect back and waistline made Huo Xing's mouth dry, and he couldn't help swallowing——I Wife couldn't be more perfect!
"What's wrong?" Realizing that he was staring at him, Lang Kun stopped and looked at Huo Xing suspiciously.
"...It's nothing, I'll wipe it for you?"
Lang Kun didn't say anything, he threw the paper towels in a ball, took two more and handed them to Huo Xing, motioning him to do it.
Huo Xing took the tissue, kissed Lang Kun's instep reverently, and carefully cleaned it for him.
When they really woke up, it was almost noon. Lao Sun, Yunxiu and the others still prepared some snacks for Huo Xing and Lang Kun, and put their lunches on the table one by one until the time was almost up.
Lang Kun picked up a piece of pea yellow. It was the first time for him to eat this traditional Beijing snack. He liked the sweet taste and melt-in-the-mouth texture very much.
After eating another piece, Lang Kun asked: "I heard that this kind of dim sum is a seasonal product in spring and summer. Why is it that it's December now, and it's still available for sale?"
The old grandson then smiled and said: "This is the pea produced in spring this year. I think the quality is good, so I bought some more and kept it. When I come back today, I have nothing to do. I thought you would like it in Langkun, so I spent a lot of time making it." Come on, is the taste okay?"
"Delicious, neither sweet nor greasy, I like it."
"Then eat more, there are still peas, if you like it, you can make it again next time."
Lang Kun nodded, although he didn't want to trouble Lao Sun, but he really couldn't stand that the things suit his taste, so he didn't pretend to refuse.
Yunxiu said happily on the side: "This kind of pea yellow is different from the rough folk ones. The palace-made dim sum is very particular, and it's complicated to make! It melts in the mouth. In the past, only the emperor's ladies could eat it well." Stuff." After finishing speaking, he felt a little regretful, "Hey, Lord Baylor gave us a few yuan before, and the taste was really good, but unfortunately, I can only smell it now, and I don't expect to experience that taste. gone."
Lang Kun looked at her, and after a while highlighted two words: "Touch."
Yunxiu: "..."
Old Sun: "..."
"Honey, do you think you are cute now?" Huo Xing asked.
Lang Kun replied: "Aren't I always cute?"
Yunxiu and Laosun felt dumbfounded when they heard such a god-like dialogue, can you two great demons stop being cute like this, if outsiders listen to it, what will the demon king do?Where does Team Leader Huo's majesty come from?Simply see no evil!The two of them looked at their noses, noses, noses, and hearts, and quietly retreated as if they hadn't heard anything.
After lunch, the two were just about to go out when Lao Sun followed, dragging two large suitcases in their hands.
Lang Kun: "Why is Lao Sun dragging two suitcases, is he going on a long trip?"
"No, this is for you."
"???"
Seeing him puzzled, Huo Xing explained: "The ghost market is held every year on the [-]rd day of the [-]th lunar month, which is the day of the winter solstice. Due to the special venue and the many variables related to the four major clans, only The preparations are officially started at the beginning of December every year, and there are many things that are urgent and busy, and we have to live in the ministry during this period of time."
"So that's it!" Lang Kun nodded, and then looked at Huo Xing reproachfully, "You didn't say it earlier, I can pack things by myself, so there's no need to bother my grandson."
"It doesn't matter, my things have always been prepared by Lao Sun, and he has handled things properly, don't worry."
Lao Sun also quickly said: "Yes, yes, Lang Kun, don't worry, all the things you usually use have been packed into the box. If there is anything missing, just call home and I will send it over."
In fact, Lang Kun wasn't worried about Lao Sun, but he was afraid of troubling him, but he had already talked about this, and no matter how polite he was, he would treat him as an outsider.
The two loaded the suitcases into the car, said goodbye to Lao Sun, and drove to the Forbidden City.
On the way, Lukun took out his mobile phone and called home. After declaring his safety, he briefly chatted about his work status. He said that he would be on a business trip for a while, and he might be busy. Don't worry, Mom, I'll get them some Beijing snacks and send them back when I'm done.
"Don't worry, Mom. With Xiao Huo taking care of you, what are we worried about?" Lang Kun's mother smiled, "You are so busy and silly, you have sent us a lot of delicious food a while ago, how can you send us a lot of delicious food?" Forgot? Don’t send it, your dad and I are just two of us, and there’s still a lot left to share with our dear friends, we can’t finish eating so much.”
Lang Kun himself had never sent food to his family. After thinking about it, only Huo Xing had done it. Looking at him, Huo Xing smiled at him and made a victory gesture.
……childish.
Lang Kun thought so in his heart, but smiled on his face, he was quite good at pleasing his mother-in-law, not bad.
As for why it is the mother-in-law and not the mother-in-law, Lang Kun has already forgotten to consider this question... This zero is also very self-conscious.
After entering the ministry, everyone was already in place, and the pre-war atmosphere of the last tough battle at the end of the year was very vigorous.
Since there are newcomers joining the department this year, everyone's workload will be reduced, but relatively, the situation may continue due to the newcomers. This requires the veterans to spend more time with the newcomers. It will be very relaxing every year, no longer need to live in the ministry day and night, and there will be no situation where I can't sleep after being busy for three days and three nights.
"Old driver, you have to take me well." The atmosphere in the ministry was tense, and it was the first time Lang Kun encountered such a battle after leaving the army, so he couldn't help but joked to Huo Xing.
"There are many places where the old driver can take you. Be good to me, and I will take you to fly the plane." Huo Xing said, scratching Lang Kun's chin indecently, looking like a nouveau riche molesting a good woman .
While talking, the two entered Huo Xing's office and began to organize things.
Each team leader's office has a bedroom attached to it, which is set up to live in the ministry in case of emergencies. Other staff members can apply for a dormitory arranged uniformly by the ministry. Lukun is no exception and has this benefit, but he With Huo Xing's relationship, no one would be so idiotic as to ask him if he wanted to apply for a dormitory, just live in Huo Xing's office.
After packing up, Huo Xing checked that the time was still early, so he found out the information of the ghost market in the past two years and showed it to Lang Kun, "Tonight's mobilization meeting, you should familiarize yourself with the procedures of previous years first, and we will go directly to the meeting room after dinner .”
"it is good."
Lang Kun took the information, sat behind Huo Xing's desk and read it, and asked Huo Xing for a pen and paper, and took notes while reading.
It was said that the mobilization meeting was held at night, but in fact, many trivial matters had already been dealt with this morning. Huo Xing also had his part to be busy, so he left Lang Kun alone in the office and left.
More than half an hour later, there was a knock on the office door. Lang Kun went to open the door and found Yang Xing standing outside.
"Yang Xing? Why are you here? Are you looking for Huo Xing? He's not here."
"I know the boss is not here, but in fact I'm here to find you."
"Ok?"
Lang Kun was quite surprised. Since Huo Xing also had something to do, Yang Xing, one of the four team leaders, couldn't be idle. Since he was so busy, why would he come to him? I don't know what to do. idlers.
"Let's go, don't stand in the corridor, go in and talk."
The two re-entered Huo Xing's office, and Yang Xing saw the stacks of files on Lang Kun's desk at a glance, "Looking at the ghost market files from previous years? Is there anything I don't understand?"
"It's nothing. It seems that the process is the same every year. I don't see anything that needs special attention."
"Actually, there is nothing wrong with the process. It is the same routine every year. Even if there are occasional improvements, the changes will not be too outrageous. At most, I will worry about the problem of entrance and exit, but I personally don't think it needs to be taken too seriously. "
"Oh? What do you say?"
"On the day of the ghost market, we need to open a passage from the ghost race to the human world near the venue. Because of the distorted space, this opening is more likely to cause trouble. If there is an incident of human intrusion, it will be very bad."
"It sounds serious, can't we clear the venue in advance?" Lang Kun felt a little lucky again after saying this, "Fortunately, my demon compatriots are now living in the human world, which saves the trouble of opening a passage."
"No way, there is nothing that the demons and demons live in the human world. They signed the contract in black and white back then. Humans can only stare blankly if they want to repent. The ghosts have their own territory, and of course humans will not let them easily. Come in and get another share, now that the resources in the human world are scarce, and the two races of monsters and humans are fighting for jobs, you don’t think it’s scary.”
"Thinking about it this way, it seems to be..."
The physical fitness of the monsters and demons is stronger than that of humans, and they are less likely to strike because of fatigue. They are already very happy to live in the human world, so most of the monsters and demons do not have high requirements for work. Human beings don't want to do work, but they do!So relatively, the living space of human beings becomes very small.
There is still competitive pressure among the same race, not to mention the participation of other races.
Both of them sighed, and it was hard to say anything more, after all, they both wanted to survive.
Besides, this world is not completely unfair. Although human race is huge and has the qualifications to exist in this world aboveboard, most of them are mediocre and incompetent and have a very short life span. , in the eyes of the talented monsters and demons, this is nothing more than a clown.
"There is nothing to feel guilty about. They took away our chance to walk in the sun, so why not pay some price? What's more, the safety of the human world now depends entirely on us. If there is any objection, isn't it suicide?"
Lang Kun's words were very extreme, completely anti-human words, but from his and Yang Xing's point of view, they were completely correct. Yang Xing couldn't help clapping his hands to express his amazement.
"Lang Xiaokun, you can do it, you can say such unnatural things! I always thought that Mo Zun was a decent person, but I didn't expect... Boss Huo said similar things before, you two really deserve to be CP , I've taken it, Yang Xing is willing to swallow this bowl of dog food."
Lang Kun gave him a blank look, "Don't forget, I brought him up with one hand, can our thoughts be out of sync? Besides, you are a good sheep, how can you have the face to compete with the dog for food, and you are not afraid of eating too much?" genetic mutation."
"Fuck! You are too venomous, can you still have a good chat! What's so good about being under the age." Yang Xing muttered.
"..." Lang Kun couldn't refute this point, he was really in such a situation, being pressed on the bed by Huo Xing all day long and fucked over and over until he cried, there was really nothing good about it.
Lang Kun waved his hand, indicating that this topic is over, and it's better to talk about business.
"The ghost market will be held at Nanluoguxiang. At that time, the passage connecting the ghost clan and the human world will be opened near the subway entrance opposite Nanluo. leading to confusion."
"Huh? Is it okay to drive here at the subway entrance? I remember that humans can also participate in the ghost market. When the time comes, the ghosts will run into humans."
Yang Xing couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard Lang Kun's worry, "You don't have to worry about it, but anyone who has the leisure to participate in the ghost market will not be an ordinary person. Dare to hang around in the ghost market, isn't it courting death... Besides, even if the diversion mechanism was implemented for the safety of human beings before, when the ghost market starts, they must not be allowed to face each other. Is there a difference between sooner and later? Don't worry, The opening time of the ghost gate will be set at [-]:[-] in the morning, when the last train of the subway is gone, the tourists will have dispersed long ago, and the humans who will wander around are regular visitors of the ghost market, and nothing will happen." The ghost gate is closed on the winter solstice night On the other hand, human beings are most likely to seek good luck and avoid bad luck. Ordinary people must go home early, and they will not die at such a time.
"I used to do this every year, and I haven't seen any troubles, don't worry." Yang Xing patted Lang Kun's shoulder, with the tone of someone who has come here.
"Actually, I'm a little curious. Why is the ghost market chosen to be held in Nanluo? Isn't there a Gui Street in the capital? I heard that 'gui' is a homonym for the word 'ghost'. It sounds quite appropriate."
"You don't know about this. Originally, the ghost market was indeed opened on Guijie Street, but Ma Xiao became popular a few years ago. You know the smell... Anyway, at that time, apart from humans, there were several other races participating in the ghost market. They all said they couldn’t take it, it’s too smoky, and the monsters who love to pretend finally bought an incense burner and went home. When the incense is burned, there is a numb smell, which can’t be covered by any spices. Can you still do it? Alright..." At this point, Yang Xing looked disgusted, and Lang Kun felt really uncomfortable after thinking about it.
"Especially our ghost market is famous all over the world. Every year, many international friends ghosts and international friends come to participate. Once, a Boston lobster demon traveled across the ocean to visit the ghost market. I ran first with great interest. I went to Guijie to check out some spots, and the result was good! The overwhelming small commercials scare him into a Breton shrimp on the spot, do you think it's funny hahahaha!"
"...I'm a big foodie country, I'm so powerful, I scared an international friend monster into a mutant, what happened to him after that?"
"I ran away, saying that I would never dare to come to China again."
"...Actually, I think it's not good for you to laugh at your own clan like this, but I also want to laugh, what should I do, puff..."
The two laughed together, and it took a long time to recover. Lang Kun asked, "Then what happened after that? Did you drive the ghost market to Nanluo?"
"No, I didn't think of Nanluo at that time, and it was directly set up in the Forbidden City under our feet. There is a ghost market in the imperial city. The scene is big and grand enough, the flow of people will not be so crowded, and it is convenient for us to go up there. Surveillance all the way, that’s great! It’s a pity that the ghost clan later said that the rent in the Forbidden City was too high and they couldn’t afford it, so they hoped that we could provide other venues, and they chose Nanluo after thousands of choices.”
"No way, no matter what the ghost clan is, they are stronger than our demon clan, so why can't they afford the rent."
"You don't know, it's all because Lao Wan is too dark, the rent is so expensive, not to mention ghosts, even I think his hands are too spicy."
Lang Kun: "..." I finally know where the money Huo Xing and the others squander usually comes from, and the feelings are all from the old Wankeng.
"Don't look at Lao Wan's honest appearance, he is really good at almsgiving, and he is busy all for us. Sometimes I can't help but feel sorry for him."
"..." You sympathize with him so much, if you have the ability, don't decorate the office so luxuriously!
Of course Lang Kun didn't say this, wouldn't he just slap Huo Xing in the face?Although Huo Xing is also rich and powerful, it is different from the appropriation given by the ministry. Even if he spends a lot of money on weekdays, it is not his duty to fulfill his obligations. If he can save a fortune, he can save it
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