Woke up every morning by my boss
Chapter 67
Originally, Lang Kun just started this matter casually, just as a joke, and didn't intend to go deep into it at all, who knew that Emperor Yang Xing, who had set up the collapse of integrity, got excited, and waved his hand to let the two beauticians go out first, He himself intends to close the door and have a secret "boudoir" chat with Lang Kun, talking about men... oh no, talking about male whales and oriental lions.
Lang Kun: "...can I choose not to talk?"
After all, Lang Kun is a normal person, or he is a normal devil, he is not used to chatting with others about the secrets in the room, it feels weird!But Lang Kun forgot that Yang Xing is not normal at all, not to mention that he doesn't even belong to the category of human beings, and it is common for him to break through the sky when his brain hole grows bigger. The key is that he can still make others feel itchy every time. , I am still in a state of irresponsibility, which makes people itch with hatred.
"No, the organization ordered you to talk!" Yang Xing said seriously.
"...I've seen people robbing civilian girls, but I haven't seen people forcing civilian boys to chat. Yang Xiaoxing, you are enough." As he said, Lang Kun glanced at the sheep's buttocks, took out his mobile phone and said maliciously: " The sheep’s butt doesn’t hurt enough, or is it itching again? How about I ask Shi Jing and Wu Yang to come up and chat with you?”
"Don't!" Yang Xing hurriedly stopped, for fear that Lang Kun would really do the immoral thing of calling those two guys up, God knows his butt really hurts all the time, after all, pleasure and pain are two different things.
Lang Kun put away his phone with a snort, "Look at you, I don't have their phone numbers at all, okay?"
Yang Xing: "..." Boom, Lang Kun was indeed led to the brink by Boss Huo, Boss Huo is really the most evil villain!
Yang Xing didn't realize at all that Lang Kun was the great devil who was the chief of all evils, not for anything else, just because Lang Kun was the devil!capricious!
Lang Kun was forced to chat about it, so he couldn't finish the spa today, so he simply took a shower, put on his clothes, and made an appointment for afternoon tea with Yang Xing.
Speaking of which, this sheep is still a foodie, and there are a lot of delicious food hidden in the office, including the cereal bar that Lang Kun ate in Huo Xing's car last time, chocolate strawberry matcha milk and so on. Kun stared dumbfounded at the snacks on the table, thinking that this sheep is so edible, but still not fat, I am afraid that many girls are very envious of his physique.
The two ate and drank all afternoon, and Lang Kun nestled in Yang Xing's office so comfortably that he would die. He never knew before that he would actually like this kind of decoration style that was pink, tender, soft and cute, and he threw it directly on the thick carpet A beanbag or something, it's just awesome in the winter!
Seeing that he likes it, Yang Xing suggested: "If you like it, let the boss give you a room like this. Anyway, he has plenty of money, pick the good ones, pick the expensive ones, don't worry about money."
Lang Kun thought for a while: Huo Xing's money is mine, and his salary card is in my hands. Should I use this money or not?
The two of them were at leisure, and Huo Xing didn't have such a good fortune. He held a meeting in Wanlijiang's office all afternoon and was full of anger. When he came out, he couldn't find Lang Kun, and suddenly exploded.
When Huo Xing's call came in, Lang Kun was hearing for the nth time that Yang Xing was struggling with who to choose. He glanced at the phone and said lazily: "You dare to play 3P, you can eat all kinds of things to fill your harem, and there are What can't be done?" After saying that, he signaled Yang Xing to keep quiet, and Shi Shiran picked up Huo Xing's call: "Hello~"
"Where are you?" Huo Xing asked.
"In Yang Xing's office, chat with him about relationship issues and be a close brother."
"Come on, what else can bother him, it's nothing more than entanglement in endurance or length, which is more important, ignore him, come out quickly, let's go home."
"Oh..." Lang Kun hung up the phone, and said to Yang Xing: "Your boss urged me to go home, I'm leaving first, you can get tangled up slowly."
"...Lang Kun, you bad friend!" Yang Xing pretended to complain: "Do you know that Xiu died quickly?"
"Don't worry, you and your three-meter-long three-hour parting ways, I won't die with your boss, okay?" Lang Kun was complacent, and he slid another chocolate-flavored cereal bar before Shi Shiran left Yang Xing's office.
After reuniting with Huo Xing, Lang Kun directly asked him if he had the mobile numbers of Shi Jing and Wu Yang.
Huo Xing: "Yes, yes, why do you ask this?"
"Yang Xing is sick, let the two of them go to get treatment."
"Sick? Tell Ruoxian to take a look at him? Although he is not a veterinarian, he should be able to take a look..." Huo Xing was uncertain.
"Don't, spring disease, if you can't cure it."
After saying this, Huo Xing understood. He called Shi Jing and Wu Yang and told them to come to Yang Xing to see a doctor and get an injection, "Your sheep is suffering from a disease and needs you to help him make a choice. Come quickly. Don't worry." Thank you brother, brother does good deeds without leaving a name."
Wu Yang sneered on the other end of the phone: "Boss Huo, you are not kind."
"It's Lang Kun who is unkind, not me, as long as you understand." Huo Xing teased back.
Shi Jing, who was beside Wu Yang, looked at his thief-like expression with a dazed look on his face.
"Understood, Sir Xie Mozun for your help." Wu Yang hung up the phone, raised his chin at Shi Jing, "Let's go, it's time for acceptance."
Shi Jing: "!!!"
Huo Xing and Lang Kun drove back home, only to find that the three female ghosts and one zombie were gone, let alone today's dinner.
Lang Kun wondered, "Where did you go, you don't even see a shadow."
"I don't know, I didn't hear that I have to ask for leave today." Huo Xing also found it strange that these four cats were rarely not in the house, and even if they had to leave, they would greet him in advance.
Lang Kun shrugged his shoulders and entered the main hall. Just as he was about to touch the light switch on the wall, he saw a shadow flashing past the corner of his eye. The woven net rushed towards the shadow, trapping the shadow.
"...Lang Kun, it's me..." Shadow struggled to speak, but it was Yunxiu.
"Why is it you!?" Lang Kun quickly withdrew his demon energy and helped Yunxiu up, "What are you doing floating around, what the hell happened to your tongue?"
Lang Kun helped Yunxiu up, only to find that her pretty face looked as if she had been beaten, her whole head was swollen, the corners of her mouth were rotten, and a bright red tongue hung down beside her rotten lips. The painting style was very strange and terrifying .
"My tongue?" Yunxiu was puzzled, "It's nothing, it's fine."
Lang Kun: "..." Elder sister, your mouth is rotten, and your tongue is still hanging out, what kind of good is that?
At this moment, Huo Xing came over, and seeing Yunxiu's face, he couldn't help frowning and said, "Why is it like this, someone broke in again to arrest you?"
Yunxiu shook her head, and said in a gentle tone that didn't match her face: "I'm going to a costume party tonight, and the theme is Halloween. This dress is perfect, what do you think, master?" With that, Yunxiu turned around in front of the two of them, as if she was the most beautiful woman in the world.
"..."
Huo Xing said: "You still call it dressing up? I think it's more or less like a gentleman."
"Master is right!" Yunxiu nodded hurriedly, "Looking at my own corpse after death makes me feel ugly, but I didn't expect to go to a party with this kind of theme, it's quite convenient, and I don't even need to put on makeup."
"No Hollywood special effects makeup artist can compare to you." Huo Xing poked Yunxiu's swollen forehead, "By the way, what about the others?"
At this moment, two more light figures approached. Lang Kun took a closer look, and saw a dagger stuck in his chest, blood stains on his clothes, and the other had a cut throat, and the blood kept coming The son went out.
"...Do you mean to go together?" Huo Xing asked.
The three female ghosts looked at Huo Xing with bright eyes, and coquettishly said in unison: "Yes, master, please agree~"
Lang Kun: "..." I just couldn't see it. After removing the disguise, three female ghosts who died tragically are acting like a baby. No one can bear it!
The corner of Huo Xing's mouth twitched, and it took him a long time to utter a sentence: "I wish you three can get the title of party queen."
"That must be done, I can assure you, no one else will have better makeup effects than us tonight." Yunxiu patted her chest to assure her, and the minced meat immediately fell to the floor.
Lang Kun and Huo Xing were speechless at the same time, watching Yunxiu pick up the minced meat and stuff it back into his clothes numbly.
At this moment, a malevolent voice sounded, and I saw Lao Sun wearing a eunuch costume, combing his hair meticulously, and painting his lips brightly red, "Three little girls, take a look, Mr. How about my attire, Sun?"
The two devils and three ghosts in the main hall were stunned, and Yunxiu almost popped her eyes.
Old Sun was wearing the eunuch's uniform when he was on duty in the palace. After years of refinement, this set of clothes was still well preserved. It seemed that Old Sun had put a lot of thought into it.Lang Kun looked at him carefully, and found that there were two fangs looming in his bright red lips, showing the true colors of a zombie.
"Are you all going to the party? Then what about our dinner?" Lang Kun accidentally exposed the fact that he was infected by the foodie disease.
Lao Sun said: "Everyone is busy dressing up today, and we missed dinner, so please ask the master and Lang Kun to have a meal outside, okay?"
"...Since you've said that, well..." Lang Kun nodded, thinking that you can stop emphasizing the word "dress up". Three female ghosts and one zombie are playing together with a group of humans. The outfit is still from cheating cheats, why don't you try to cover it up a few times! ?
"Speaking of..." Lang Kun suddenly remembered, it's the end of November, why is there a Halloween themed party, the timeline is wrong...
"It's just a theme, just have fun and don't worry about these small details." Yunxiu laughed, and her tongue dropped a few inches.
"Sister, your tongue touched the ground." Lang Kun said calmly.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'll take it back now." As she said that, Yunxiu's tongue twitched back a little, the length just hanging on her chest.
"..." Mozun said that this style of painting is not very adaptable, but Huo Xing is as calm as before, probably because he has seen too much.
Lao Sun took out his pocket watch to check the time, and then told the little girls to go out quickly, the party was about to start, and they had to walk the red carpet.
This... this has to walk the red carpet?Lang Kun made up his mind about Yunxiu's loss of flesh while walking, and suddenly shivered.
Huo Xing looked at the backs of them leaving happily, and suggested: "It seems very interesting, why don't we go and have fun?"
Lang Kun: "..." Huo Xing, what is wrong with you...
But this proposal is not bad, hehehe!
Lang Kun: "...can I choose not to talk?"
After all, Lang Kun is a normal person, or he is a normal devil, he is not used to chatting with others about the secrets in the room, it feels weird!But Lang Kun forgot that Yang Xing is not normal at all, not to mention that he doesn't even belong to the category of human beings, and it is common for him to break through the sky when his brain hole grows bigger. The key is that he can still make others feel itchy every time. , I am still in a state of irresponsibility, which makes people itch with hatred.
"No, the organization ordered you to talk!" Yang Xing said seriously.
"...I've seen people robbing civilian girls, but I haven't seen people forcing civilian boys to chat. Yang Xiaoxing, you are enough." As he said, Lang Kun glanced at the sheep's buttocks, took out his mobile phone and said maliciously: " The sheep’s butt doesn’t hurt enough, or is it itching again? How about I ask Shi Jing and Wu Yang to come up and chat with you?”
"Don't!" Yang Xing hurriedly stopped, for fear that Lang Kun would really do the immoral thing of calling those two guys up, God knows his butt really hurts all the time, after all, pleasure and pain are two different things.
Lang Kun put away his phone with a snort, "Look at you, I don't have their phone numbers at all, okay?"
Yang Xing: "..." Boom, Lang Kun was indeed led to the brink by Boss Huo, Boss Huo is really the most evil villain!
Yang Xing didn't realize at all that Lang Kun was the great devil who was the chief of all evils, not for anything else, just because Lang Kun was the devil!capricious!
Lang Kun was forced to chat about it, so he couldn't finish the spa today, so he simply took a shower, put on his clothes, and made an appointment for afternoon tea with Yang Xing.
Speaking of which, this sheep is still a foodie, and there are a lot of delicious food hidden in the office, including the cereal bar that Lang Kun ate in Huo Xing's car last time, chocolate strawberry matcha milk and so on. Kun stared dumbfounded at the snacks on the table, thinking that this sheep is so edible, but still not fat, I am afraid that many girls are very envious of his physique.
The two ate and drank all afternoon, and Lang Kun nestled in Yang Xing's office so comfortably that he would die. He never knew before that he would actually like this kind of decoration style that was pink, tender, soft and cute, and he threw it directly on the thick carpet A beanbag or something, it's just awesome in the winter!
Seeing that he likes it, Yang Xing suggested: "If you like it, let the boss give you a room like this. Anyway, he has plenty of money, pick the good ones, pick the expensive ones, don't worry about money."
Lang Kun thought for a while: Huo Xing's money is mine, and his salary card is in my hands. Should I use this money or not?
The two of them were at leisure, and Huo Xing didn't have such a good fortune. He held a meeting in Wanlijiang's office all afternoon and was full of anger. When he came out, he couldn't find Lang Kun, and suddenly exploded.
When Huo Xing's call came in, Lang Kun was hearing for the nth time that Yang Xing was struggling with who to choose. He glanced at the phone and said lazily: "You dare to play 3P, you can eat all kinds of things to fill your harem, and there are What can't be done?" After saying that, he signaled Yang Xing to keep quiet, and Shi Shiran picked up Huo Xing's call: "Hello~"
"Where are you?" Huo Xing asked.
"In Yang Xing's office, chat with him about relationship issues and be a close brother."
"Come on, what else can bother him, it's nothing more than entanglement in endurance or length, which is more important, ignore him, come out quickly, let's go home."
"Oh..." Lang Kun hung up the phone, and said to Yang Xing: "Your boss urged me to go home, I'm leaving first, you can get tangled up slowly."
"...Lang Kun, you bad friend!" Yang Xing pretended to complain: "Do you know that Xiu died quickly?"
"Don't worry, you and your three-meter-long three-hour parting ways, I won't die with your boss, okay?" Lang Kun was complacent, and he slid another chocolate-flavored cereal bar before Shi Shiran left Yang Xing's office.
After reuniting with Huo Xing, Lang Kun directly asked him if he had the mobile numbers of Shi Jing and Wu Yang.
Huo Xing: "Yes, yes, why do you ask this?"
"Yang Xing is sick, let the two of them go to get treatment."
"Sick? Tell Ruoxian to take a look at him? Although he is not a veterinarian, he should be able to take a look..." Huo Xing was uncertain.
"Don't, spring disease, if you can't cure it."
After saying this, Huo Xing understood. He called Shi Jing and Wu Yang and told them to come to Yang Xing to see a doctor and get an injection, "Your sheep is suffering from a disease and needs you to help him make a choice. Come quickly. Don't worry." Thank you brother, brother does good deeds without leaving a name."
Wu Yang sneered on the other end of the phone: "Boss Huo, you are not kind."
"It's Lang Kun who is unkind, not me, as long as you understand." Huo Xing teased back.
Shi Jing, who was beside Wu Yang, looked at his thief-like expression with a dazed look on his face.
"Understood, Sir Xie Mozun for your help." Wu Yang hung up the phone, raised his chin at Shi Jing, "Let's go, it's time for acceptance."
Shi Jing: "!!!"
Huo Xing and Lang Kun drove back home, only to find that the three female ghosts and one zombie were gone, let alone today's dinner.
Lang Kun wondered, "Where did you go, you don't even see a shadow."
"I don't know, I didn't hear that I have to ask for leave today." Huo Xing also found it strange that these four cats were rarely not in the house, and even if they had to leave, they would greet him in advance.
Lang Kun shrugged his shoulders and entered the main hall. Just as he was about to touch the light switch on the wall, he saw a shadow flashing past the corner of his eye. The woven net rushed towards the shadow, trapping the shadow.
"...Lang Kun, it's me..." Shadow struggled to speak, but it was Yunxiu.
"Why is it you!?" Lang Kun quickly withdrew his demon energy and helped Yunxiu up, "What are you doing floating around, what the hell happened to your tongue?"
Lang Kun helped Yunxiu up, only to find that her pretty face looked as if she had been beaten, her whole head was swollen, the corners of her mouth were rotten, and a bright red tongue hung down beside her rotten lips. The painting style was very strange and terrifying .
"My tongue?" Yunxiu was puzzled, "It's nothing, it's fine."
Lang Kun: "..." Elder sister, your mouth is rotten, and your tongue is still hanging out, what kind of good is that?
At this moment, Huo Xing came over, and seeing Yunxiu's face, he couldn't help frowning and said, "Why is it like this, someone broke in again to arrest you?"
Yunxiu shook her head, and said in a gentle tone that didn't match her face: "I'm going to a costume party tonight, and the theme is Halloween. This dress is perfect, what do you think, master?" With that, Yunxiu turned around in front of the two of them, as if she was the most beautiful woman in the world.
"..."
Huo Xing said: "You still call it dressing up? I think it's more or less like a gentleman."
"Master is right!" Yunxiu nodded hurriedly, "Looking at my own corpse after death makes me feel ugly, but I didn't expect to go to a party with this kind of theme, it's quite convenient, and I don't even need to put on makeup."
"No Hollywood special effects makeup artist can compare to you." Huo Xing poked Yunxiu's swollen forehead, "By the way, what about the others?"
At this moment, two more light figures approached. Lang Kun took a closer look, and saw a dagger stuck in his chest, blood stains on his clothes, and the other had a cut throat, and the blood kept coming The son went out.
"...Do you mean to go together?" Huo Xing asked.
The three female ghosts looked at Huo Xing with bright eyes, and coquettishly said in unison: "Yes, master, please agree~"
Lang Kun: "..." I just couldn't see it. After removing the disguise, three female ghosts who died tragically are acting like a baby. No one can bear it!
The corner of Huo Xing's mouth twitched, and it took him a long time to utter a sentence: "I wish you three can get the title of party queen."
"That must be done, I can assure you, no one else will have better makeup effects than us tonight." Yunxiu patted her chest to assure her, and the minced meat immediately fell to the floor.
Lang Kun and Huo Xing were speechless at the same time, watching Yunxiu pick up the minced meat and stuff it back into his clothes numbly.
At this moment, a malevolent voice sounded, and I saw Lao Sun wearing a eunuch costume, combing his hair meticulously, and painting his lips brightly red, "Three little girls, take a look, Mr. How about my attire, Sun?"
The two devils and three ghosts in the main hall were stunned, and Yunxiu almost popped her eyes.
Old Sun was wearing the eunuch's uniform when he was on duty in the palace. After years of refinement, this set of clothes was still well preserved. It seemed that Old Sun had put a lot of thought into it.Lang Kun looked at him carefully, and found that there were two fangs looming in his bright red lips, showing the true colors of a zombie.
"Are you all going to the party? Then what about our dinner?" Lang Kun accidentally exposed the fact that he was infected by the foodie disease.
Lao Sun said: "Everyone is busy dressing up today, and we missed dinner, so please ask the master and Lang Kun to have a meal outside, okay?"
"...Since you've said that, well..." Lang Kun nodded, thinking that you can stop emphasizing the word "dress up". Three female ghosts and one zombie are playing together with a group of humans. The outfit is still from cheating cheats, why don't you try to cover it up a few times! ?
"Speaking of..." Lang Kun suddenly remembered, it's the end of November, why is there a Halloween themed party, the timeline is wrong...
"It's just a theme, just have fun and don't worry about these small details." Yunxiu laughed, and her tongue dropped a few inches.
"Sister, your tongue touched the ground." Lang Kun said calmly.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'll take it back now." As she said that, Yunxiu's tongue twitched back a little, the length just hanging on her chest.
"..." Mozun said that this style of painting is not very adaptable, but Huo Xing is as calm as before, probably because he has seen too much.
Lao Sun took out his pocket watch to check the time, and then told the little girls to go out quickly, the party was about to start, and they had to walk the red carpet.
This... this has to walk the red carpet?Lang Kun made up his mind about Yunxiu's loss of flesh while walking, and suddenly shivered.
Huo Xing looked at the backs of them leaving happily, and suggested: "It seems very interesting, why don't we go and have fun?"
Lang Kun: "..." Huo Xing, what is wrong with you...
But this proposal is not bad, hehehe!
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