Woke up every morning by my boss

Lang Kun agrees with the point of "both noble and elegant", but what the hell is the second half of the sentence "both elegant and perverted"?Dr. Huo is fine everywhere, why is he abnormal?

Yang Xing saw his obviously unhappy expression, and thought that his boss had loved acting since a long time ago, and suddenly he understood something, he pushed Lang Kun again, and asked: "Hey, Lang Xiaokun Let me ask you, in what capacity did our boss appear in front of you? Uh... I mean what occupation."

"Doctor." Lang Kun replied.

Yang Xing showed an unbelievable expression when he heard this, "Isn't it, doctor? The kind that cures diseases and saves lives?"

"No, it's a forensic doctor."

"Let me just say, how could he do such a life-saving thing..." Yang Xing picked his nostrils, with an "insider" tone, and successfully drew the attention of someone from Lang Kun's nympho.

"Why, listen to your tone, there is something in your words, what's the inside story?"

"Well, it's not an inside story. It's just that the boss has not been on missions for so many years. Things that require him to go out must be tricky, so the ministry will arrange some temporary identities for him to facilitate his actions, but every time he will come from a bunch of temporary identities. Pick the most perverted one among the identities, and I'm convinced."

"How abnormal can it be, let's hear it?"

"This..." Yang Xing scratched his head, as if he was wondering where to start, "When I knew Boss, there were still emperors and their concubines living in the Forbidden City. Established, the boss always acts alone, it’s just a pity that he is alone, and later with me joining, we formed the No. [-] idol group in the Forbidden City.”

Lang Kun: "... Let's talk about the key points."

"Let me show off and I'll die, your husband is the most handsome!" Yang Xing complained, and continued: "I partnered with him, which should be regarded as the predecessor of the relevant department. I like to use some strange identities. For example, the first time he took me to hunt demons, the identity used during the investigation was an inspector. In today’s words, it is a forensic doctor... This is not bad, we even worked as a special responsible person The pawn who picked up the corpse, beheaded at the Meridian Gate! Those executioners control the killing and don’t care about burying it, it’s really too much, and why should he pick up the body and I’ll pick up the head!"

Lang Kun: "..." Maybe it's because he takes care of you, after all, he is quite heavy.

Of course, Lang Kun would not say these words.

"Speaking of which, I have been wondering whether the boss loves the imperial palace in a fancy way. It is not enough to pick up corpses at the Meridian Gate, and he actually went to the palace to pick up corpses..."

"What the hell is picking up corpses in the palace?"

"Oh, don't you build it? Since ancient times, the palace walls are high, and there are many people. Every year, many palace ladies and concubines die in palace fights. Someone must dispose of the corpses. Otherwise, would they still be piled up in the imperial garden to make fake mountains?" Yang Xing flipped. He rolled his eyes, probably thinking of the days when he was collecting corpses for others, he felt a little disgusted.

"I'll go, it turns out that there really is a palace fight, I thought it was just played out in the film and television drama."

"Can it be fake? Let me tell you, those tricks in the real palace are only a hundred times more terrifying than those in movies and TV dramas."

"Well, then the Qing government fell, why did you two go?"

"Go to war."

Lang Kun: "=口=" What exactly has Dr. Huo experienced, I feel so complicated and hard to understand...

"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, someone found me and him, hoping that we could do something for the country. At first, I thought the boss would not agree, but the result surprised me." Yang Xing shrugged, looking helpless and submissive look.

"Since there is a formal organization, it is reasonable to say that the action can be more convenient, is he still like this?"

——"In this way" refers to still using those identities that are always on the side of the dead.

"Use it, use it when you need it, the boss back then was a wonderful work in the national funeral industry!"

Lang Kun: "..."

"But before we met, I don't know what identity the boss used." Yang Xing said.

Hearing this, Lang Kun was shocked. He had already noticed that Dr. Huo was not very human. After hearing the first half of Yang Xing's words, he felt that he was at most two or three hundred years old. But now he didn't dare to think about that number, because Think carefully...

While Yang Xing "spoiled" Lang Kun a lot of Huo Xing's past, Huo Xing had already finished talking with the man in glasses and returned to his seat. The black-framed man didn't leave, and sat next to Xuan Qing .

Huo Xing rearranged the information in his hand, looked at everyone present, and said: "I have brought you here today, and I have two things to say. The first thing must be known by everyone. From today There will be a newcomer joining the Tianzi team of our department." Then, he looked at Lang Kun, "Lang Kun, let's get to know everyone."

Although he said that he had known almost everyone present before, Lang Kun got up seriously and saluted everyone, "Hello everyone, my name is Lang Kun, please take care of me in the future."

Everyone: "..." Why salute.

Seeing his nervousness, Huo Xing almost laughed out loud, and quickly cleared his throat in a disguised manner, and said, "Lang Kun is a retired soldier, and he has been in the police force for a while. Don't be offended."

So everyone expressed their understanding, except Xuan Qing.

Xuan Qing has been upset since just now, seized the opportunity to make trouble, threw the mobile phone on the table on the spot, and said provocatively: "Since the establishment of the Tianzi Group, there has never been a case of airborne members, boss, what do you mean today? Is it the rhythm of people opening the back door? He is still an ordinary person who hasn't opened his spiritual roots, right?" After speaking, he looked directly at Huo Xing, insisting on forcing him to give an answer.

The two looked at each other for a few seconds, and Lang Kun felt that they could see the crackling sparks colliding between their eyes.

After a while, Huo Xing said: "Yes, I opened the back door. It doesn't matter if the spirit root is not opened. I will take it with me. If there are no other questions, then let's talk about the second thing now."

Lang Kun said "fuck" in his heart, if he admits to opening the back door so frankly, where will I save my face in the future! ?Also, what is a spirit root?However, to Lang Kun's surprise, he originally thought that Xuan Qing would continue to face Huo Xing, but he just picked up his mobile phone and continued playing games, so he stopped and said nothing.

Lang Kun sat down, and Yang Xing immediately leaned into his ear and murmured: "Don't pay attention to this kid, the boss has been his father and his uncle all these years, and he has also acted as a brother for so many years, which makes the little kid a little fond of his father. There's nothing malicious about it, it'll be good to get to know you after a while."

"..." Lang Kun was speechless, you just had a fight with him half an hour ago, and you have the nerve to say that he is not bad?

Huo Xing didn't bother with their small matter, but raised his finger and pointed at the man with black-rimmed glasses: "Director Wan just brought the news that there was a change in Xi'an, and it's not sure if it's related to the demons. We set off first, and we must have someone to keep up within two days."

Yang Xing immediately raised his hand: "Boss, I want to go." There are so many delicious foods in Xi'an!As a sheep, if you don’t eat meat, you can be vegetarian!

"We have newcomers joining this time, so I decided to go over and have a look in person, and bring the newcomers by the way, and the others will continue to stand by at the headquarters." Huo Xinghua beautifully ignored Yang Xing, "Okay, that's how things are, everyone has opinions, please let us know. If there is no opinion, the meeting will be adjourned.”

As soon as the words fell, Xuan Qing, who was not in the original state, immediately got up and left, followed by Pei Ruoxian, sleeping and walking with her eyes closed, without encountering any obstacles!

"..." Lang Kun expressed his admiration.

Yang Xing was reluctant to leave Lang Kun, so he didn't leave, huddled in the corner and waited, planning to take Lang Kun to the cafeteria for breakfast after they finished talking, I have to say, the cafeteria at the headquarters is pretty good!

Here, Huo Xing introduced to Lang Kun: "This is Wan Lijiang, the logistics director of the relevant department, who is in charge of all the logistics before and after the mission. If you have any needs, you can ask him, what equipment you are used to, you can make a report, research and develop The team will try their best to meet your requirements and make things out.”

"Oh." Lang Kun nodded and shook hands with Wan Lijiang, but his eyes turned to Huo Xing. The meaning was obvious: You clearly know each other, why did you pretend not to be familiar in the elevator just now?

Huo Xing felt a "thump" in his heart, inexplicably feeling that he was going to be raped by his wife, Wanlijiang kept his face on the surface, but he gloated in his heart.

Finally, various matters concerning the business trip to Xi'an were agreed upon. Before leaving, Wan Lijiang asked Luculent about a series of accommodation matters in the capital, and provided him with several high-end properties with a good reputation in the capital for him to choose, saying that he would not need it. Worried about the cost, the headquarters will bear all the rent, water, electricity, gas and property management fees.

Just as Lang Kun was about to speak, Huo Xing interrupted him, "He's not going anywhere, he's staying at my place."

"..."

Yang Xing: "Clap clap clap your hands, Boss is a real man!"

Everyone: "..."

After Wan Lijiang left, Yang Xing immediately came up and said that he would take Lang Kun to the cafeteria. Huo Xing glanced at his watch, and nodded his agreement when the time was almost up.

"It just so happens that I still have something to do. You take Lang Kun around to familiarize yourself with the environment, and bring him to my office after breakfast." Huo Xing said.

"Okay, no problem, boss, don't worry, leave my sister-in-law to me." A certain sheep is very stupid.

Before leaving, Huo Xing still couldn't hold back and called Lang Kun aside and babbled a lot, which made Yang Xing's eyes straight. After knowing each other for so many years, when did he meet the boss who is such a mother-in-law? At that moment, he was so gloomy that he didn't look like a living person at all. Did he take the wrong medicine today, or was he struck by lightning after swearing indiscriminately?

Here, before the two separated, Lang Kun couldn't help asking: "Is there a bad relationship between Yang Xing and Xuan Qing?"

"No, they have always had a good relationship. They usually like to play games. The repair fee will be deducted from their salary. Don't worry."

Lang Kun: "..."