You at the same table

【Time: After two people have been together for a long time】

In the eyes of outsiders, Yan Yexiu is a tall and cold person, standing quietly on the side, even in the noisy vegetable market, he looks like a masculine god.But anyone who knows him knows that that guy sits quietly, although he has a so-called self-restraint problem, but when it comes to being low, he is slightly socially afraid and doesn't bother to talk.When the male god style is enough, the inner drama is also enough.

Qin Yu knew Yan Yexiu well enough, but when he finished shopping and saw the person waiting by the side of the road quietly looking down at his phone, he couldn't help but catch his breath. like a mortal.

Then he approached, and the handsome fairy who seemed to be innocent was tainted with the smell of fireworks.

"Okay? It's so slow this time..." Yan Yexiu pouted, but stretched out his hand consciously.

"Well, can't you go out and not play with your phone?" Qin Yu sighed, stuffed the freshly bought vegetables into Yan Yexiu's hands, and then turned him over to make sure that there was no dust on his back, and then turned him over again. Flip back. "Let's go."

"Don't worry, I didn't lean against the wall just now." Yan Yexiu walked behind Qin Yu with the vegetables in his hands, paused the video, and stuffed his phone in his pocket. "You were too slow to buy things just now, I just took out my phone and just glanced at it!"

"Blame me?" Qin Yu tilted his head slightly and smiled.

"Blame me." Yan Yexiu was very sensible at this time, decisively changed the subject, and looked down at the things in his hand. "Is this enough? What else should I buy?"

Qin Yu lowered his head, and the things in the two people's hands were indeed almost a week old: "Go to the front to sell a fish, stew fish and eat rice at noon today."

"I don't want to eat rice." Yan Yexiu murmured, but people who don't cook don't have to be picky, just cook whatever they want and wait for the dishes to be washed.

And Qin Yu's cooking is not bad, at least much better than Yan Yexiu who cooked tomato and egg noodles later, when it was time to eat, he still ate clean and waited to wash the dishes.

After washing the dishes, Yan Yexiu shook the water out of his hands. After shaking off the water in his hands, he found Qin Yu lying next to him to play with his mobile phone.

"Get up, don't lie on your stomach just after eating." He typed a line of words on the keyboard with both hands, and after a paragraph, Qin Yu slapped Yan Yexiu's ass without looking back.

"Oh." Yan Yexiu sat up very obediently, and then hung on Qin Yu's body directly. "You touch my ass! You hold me accountable!"

"Well, be responsible." Qin Yu was used to this, nodded casually, patted Yan Yexiuhuan's hand on his body, and planned to pass.

But Yan Yexiu didn't want to just let it go, he didn't let go, let alone his chin was stuck in Qin Yu's neck, and he tilted his head and directly caught his earlobe.

Qin Yu's ears were very sensitive, and Yan Yexiu shuddered as soon as he bit his body, and the soft flesh in his mouth began to heat up, and he didn't know whether it was a change in himself or it was warmed by Yan Yexiu.

"I haven't finished my things..." Qin Yu's hands were shaking, and his waist was also a little weak.

"It's okay, I won't move around." Yan Ye straightened his face, if he didn't look at the thing in his mouth.

When Yan Yexiu was talking, all the hot air was sprayed on Qin Yu's ears, making him move the mouse to save the file—although Qin Yu was not as proactive as Yan Yexiu in some respects, but he was young and energetic after all, and he was easily provoked. Just follow.

And at this moment, the phone that Yan Yexiu threw aside just happened to make a faint sound, which seemed to be the sound of a man suppressing the painful groans.

"Are you watching a movie?" Qin Yu limp and half fell into Yan Yexiu's arms.

Yan Yexiu said that he is an upright person. If his lover is soft in his arms, why explain it? It is king to eat directly.

But the unpaused cell phone rang again, this time it was louder, it was still the man just now, but it was no longer a suppressed and painful moan, but a heart-piercing wail.

"..." Qin Yu's body which had just softened straightened up again, and he pushed away Yan Yexiu's hand and looked at him suspiciously and vigilantly.He is relatively conservative in matters of love, but he has seen Yan Yexiu looking for sex toys on Taobao.

This kind of voice...you don't want to play something heavy, do you?

"My dear, don't look at me like that!" Yan Yexiu understood Qin Yu's distrustful eyes in seconds, and hurriedly explained, putting the phone into Qin Yu's hand, "I was just watching a funny video, there was absolutely nothing I shouldn't watch Yes." And even if he wants to play, he can only play something mild, and he can't stand hard things.

Qin Yu didn't speak, and looked down at the video. In the video, the man covered his face and howled continuously, with a hideous expression on his face.

"What is this?" Qin Yu asked.

"Fengyoujing challenge." Yan Yexiu hung himself on Qin Yu again. "do not mind the details."

"Fengyoujing? Sounds interesting." Qin Yu expressed that he was not interested in Yan Yexiu now, pushed him away, and dragged the progress bar with his fingers. "Let's watch together."

"..." You should have turned off your phone just now.

But Yan Yexiu is not possessed by Teddy, so if you don't come, don't come, anyway, it's still night.It is also a kind of enjoyment to watch videos with people in your arms.

The video is very short, less than 10 minutes, but this 10-minute video has already made Qin Yu silent.

"Fengyoujing challenge? Who came up with this kind of gameplay?" Qin Yu asked after a moment of silence.

"I don't know, as long as it looks interesting, it's just for fun anyway." Yan Yexiu shrugged, not caring much about it.

"Have you ever challenged yourself?" Qin Yu put down his phone, turned his head, and asked.

"..." Yan Yexiu couldn't help laughing, "Why do you ask that? Fengyoujing is so cruel."

"Curiosity killed the cat." Qin Yu smiled, "It's not impossible for you to die if you become curious."

"..." Yan Yexiu frowned, wanted to refute but found that he had nothing to refute. He was really curious about the challenge of Fengyoujing. Qin Yu really wanted to die when he said this...

"My dear..." Yan Yexiu stammered, with a troubled expression on his face, "If I die...will you stop me?"

"Huh?" Qin Yu folded his arms, not knowing whether to be angry or to laugh. "Don't worry, I won't stop you. We have Fengyoujing at home. Do you want me to videotape you?"

"No need..." Yan Yexiu frowned, and turned his head to look at the living room. The essential oil at home seemed to be on the living room table.

Qin Yu had no choice but to laugh directly: "You want to die, I'm also curious if that Fengyoujing is so ruthless."

"..." Yan Yexiu hugged Qin Yu and turned away from looking at the living room. "My dear, if you say that, I really can't help but die."

"Don't bear it, don't bear it." Qin Yu slapped Yan Yexiu's hand, and after releasing himself, he stretched out his hand and took out a small bottle of Fengyoujing from the side of the pen holder. "You can find Fengyoujing here, let's die."

"..." Yan Yexiu stared at the essential oil in his hand for a long time without saying a word, and then his face became numb, "My dear, I will really die if you do this."

"..." The corners of Qin Yu's mouth twitched, "I love to do things quickly, so I don't want to stay on the sidelines."

"You are ruthless and unreasonable!" Yan Yexiu covered his chest, looking at the expression of the heartbroken man.Although he was really curious about Fengyoujing, he was still a little timid.

……

Five minutes later, Qin Yu looked at the disposable cup in Yan Yexiu's hand, speechless...

There was a very shallow layer of water in the disposable water cup, about [-] milliliters.Yan Yexiu wanted to kill himself, but he was afraid that he would really kill himself, so he poured the remaining half bottle of Fengyoujing into a cup and then mixed it with water, and it became what it is now.

Under Qin Yu's speechless gaze, Yan Yexiu stretched out his hand, touched a little with his finger, stretched out his hand, and wiped it off.

"..." Qin Yu saw that Yan Yexiu didn't move after wiping it off, and couldn't help laughing, "How does it feel?"

"Hmm..." Yan Yexiu tapped his fingers regularly on his thigh and frowned, "I don't feel anything now, just a little cold."

After being together for five or six years, Qin Yu looked at it directly out of curiosity, and when he opened it, he felt that it was no different from usual.Just a little bit of water stains, I was a little disappointed, and encouraged: "Would you like to wipe some more? Is this too little for you?"

"Just try it out, I don't really want to die." Yan Yexiu took Qin Yu's hand to dilute the cup of Fengyoujing. "It's a little bit of a feeling now."

"How do you feel?" Qin Yu was full of interest, instead of taking the cup over there, he pulled Yan Yexiu's pants to look inside.

"Hiss..." If it was normal, when Qin Yu made this movement, he probably couldn't help but push Qin Yu's head down a little bit, doing something unsuitable for children.

But now, his situation is a little bit not good.It's a little cold, but it's hot, and it's too spicy.Although it is only a diluted drop, it is still a bit ecstasy.

Clutching his hands and lying down on the sofa, Yan Yexiu can only be thankful that his wisdom has been diluted and wiped less. Although it is uncomfortable, it is not as painful and hot as the people in those videos on the Internet. Rolling all over the floor, it is still tolerable within range.

"Are... are you okay?" Qin Yu took out the half-cool wet towel that Yan Yexiu had prepared in advance, "Wipe?"

"Hmm... wait a minute..." Yan Yexiu lay down on the sofa for a while, then sat up, took the towel, and wiped it carefully.While wiping, he said: "Laugh if you want to laugh, don't hold back."

"I can't bear it." Qin Yu shook his head.What he said was the truth, I couldn't bear it, and there was a bright smile on his mouth all the time. "Is it broken?"

"No." Yan Yexiu put the towel aside, put his legs together, and twisted his posture strangely. "This thing has a bit of stamina..."

"Really, just tell me if it's broken. I'll come later, and you can just lie down." Qin Yu said with a smile.

"I'm fine!" Yan Yexiu gritted his teeth, "Don't even think about getting up early tomorrow morning!"

"What are you thinking?" Qin Yu glanced down at Yan Yexiu maliciously, "Do you think I'll let you in when you look like this? I'm the one who will die if you don't clean it up. Hold on, who told you to die? Don't think about it for a few days at least."

The author has something to say:

The wind oil essence written on the train outside the lungs, hehehe

——It’s an episode of Fengyoujing, why does it feel like it’s mainly dog ​​abuse when I write it, meditating——I’m so cute, please comment and collect it(づ￣3￣)づ╭?～