Akutagawa and Atsushi's Bizarre Adventure

Atsushi Nakajima looked confused: "What child?"

Tong Mo raised his head and thought for a while, then smiled, as if he wanted to say something, Akutagawa suddenly had a bad premonition.

"Hello, Uncle~ I'm Tong Mo, please give me your advice~"

Akutagawa began to regret teaching him how to say hello.

"Hello." Zhong Yuan Zhong also looked at Tong Mo with complicated eyes, "You guys, you have worked hard."

The corner of Akutagawa's mouth twitched, "No, Mr. Chuya, why do you think that I and Renhu are both men, and there is no way they will have children."

Zhong Yuanzhong also realized how fantastic what he just said, and opened the door with a bit of embarrassment to let them in.

When they entered, Osamu Dazai was lying on the sofa, his two long legs stretched out straight, occupying the entire sofa, very arrogant.

Nakahara also walked over and kicked Osamu Dazai's leg: "Bastard Dazai, calm down, you don't feel ashamed."

Osamu Dazai replied lazily: "I don't think so—"

Nakahara also snorted, and directly picked up Osamu Dazai and made him sit properly. Osamu Dazai complained dissatisfied: "The violent little dwarf! You know how to do it, can't you be gentle with me?!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted coldly: "Do you still need to be gentle with you? It is more possible for a sow to climb a tree than this."

Osamu Dazai sighed exaggeratedly: "Wow! Could it be that you don't cherish what you get?! A scumbag! You are also a scumbag! I'm going to Hong Kong to post a banner to accuse you, a scumbag!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared: "Huh?! What are you bastard talking about?!"

Akutagawa looked at Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu as they talked and immersed themselves in their own world, as if they didn't exist, and coughed in embarrassment, reminding that there were other people present.

Zhongyuan Zhong also stopped the action of slaughtering, took a deep breath, looked at Akutagawa and asked, "What's the matter?"

Akutagawa: "We want to ask Mr. Dazai to contact Fukuzawa Yukichi. We want to ask him for help."

Dazai poked his head out from behind Nakahara Nakaya: "If I'm not mistaken, it's about this child."

Akutagawa nodded.

Osamu Dazai stood up and sat in front of them with great interest, looked at Tong Mo and asked, "What's your name?"

Tong Mo replied with a smile: "My name is Tong Mo, please give me your advice~"

Osamu Dazai looked at him, and suddenly said: "Your tone is wrong, Tong Mo, the normal tone should be: Please↘more~more~advise↗teach↗~"

Tong Mo tilted his head and repeated with a smile: "Please ↘more~more~guidance↗teach↗~"

Osamu Dazai laughed loudly: "Yes, yes, that's it hahahahahahahahaha! It's so interesting, Akutagawa, where did you get this kid?"

Atsushi Nakajima frowned, and said disapprovingly: "Mr. Dazai, please don't teach something wrong on purpose, Tongmo will take it seriously."

Nakahara Chuya slammed his fist on Osamu Dazai's head: "Did you hear that, don't deliberately fool a child, Dazai, your lower limit is getting lower and lower."

Osamu Dazai managed to hold back his laughter, "But this kid is not an ordinary kid, so what if he plays with it."

Atsushi Nakajima: "No matter how unusual he is, he is still just a child who needs correct teaching. Mr. Dazai, please don't deliberately mislead him."

Osamu Dazai curled his lips and made a gesture of surrender: "Okay, okay, really, it's just for teasing, Atsu-kun is like an old mother."

"Mr. Dazai!"

While they were talking, Jie Chuan squatted down and looked into Tong Mo's colorful eyes, and said to Tong Mo seriously: "This uncle is not a good man, don't listen to him."

Akutagawa thought for a while, and continued: "The greeting just now is not wrong, follow what we taught you." After speaking, Akutagawa rubbed Tong Mo's hair.

Tong Mo looked at him, stretched out his hand to touch his hair that had been rubbed just now, and nodded to Akutagawa.

Osamu Dazai stretched his waist and rubbed his wrists, "I know what you guys mean, I will tell the president, but I won't guarantee whether the president will agree."

Akutagawa: "He will agree."

Zhong Yuanzhong also seemed to suddenly remember something, and asked, "Speaking of which, Akutagawa, how is your material going?"

Ah this...

"I suddenly remembered that Tong Mo's daily necessities are not ready yet, I will take him to buy them here." Akuta Chuan seemed to be caught by the back of fate, his eyes blurted out after seeing Tong Mo.

Nakahara Chuya narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Wait, Akutagawa, didn't you move at all?"

Akutagawa's eyes wandered, and he had to admit under Nakahara Chuya's aggressive eyes: "...yes, I haven't moved a single word." Then he quickly added, "But I think it will be finished soon, so don't worry." Akutagawa It's like a student who was caught by the teacher and didn't do his homework, and hastily quibbled... no, it's the same as explaining.

Osamu Dazai interjected from the side: "It seems that Akutagawa is very sure. What kind of subject is he writing about? I think, it should be the one with love elements!" He touched his chin with his index finger, looking affirmative. The appearance nodded.

Love elements? ? ?Wait, what's wrong with you about someone who was single for 22 years? ? ?

"No, next time..." Akutagawa wanted to say no, but was interrupted loudly by Osamu Dazai,

"Oh, I know, I know, Akutagawa, you mean that you plan to write a song with Christmas love as an element, that's amazing, Akutagawa, are you right Chuya?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also nodded, with an expression on his face that you can speak human language, "Good job Akutagawa, very good."

Akutagawa, what else can Akutagawa say, Mr. Nakaya has said so, but he can only grit his teeth and say firmly, "Yes, I didn't expect Mr. Dazai to understand me so well."

Akutagawa gritted his teeth and said, the second half of the sentence was heavy.

Osamu Dazai laughed very happily, and pretended to say, "Oh, Chuya, we can't disturb Akutagawa, we don't go to Akutagawa during this time, let him create well." He lowered his head and held Tong Mo's hand Hand, said to Atsushi Nakajima, "Leave this child to me, you go back!"

Nakahara thought about it, and agreed: "Dazai is right, Akutagawa, you should retreat and write songs, and we won't bother you. Dazai and I will watch this kid carefully."

Osamu Dazai got up and opened the door of the room, stretched out his hand and pushed Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima out of the room and said, "Go Akutagawa, we will wait for your good news."

Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima stood at the door blankly, watching Osamu Dazai close the door with a smile, and looked at each other, confused.

Why were they suddenly arranged so clearly? ? ?

Wait, when did you say you were going to start retreating to write love songs? ? ?

Why don't I know what I'm going to write about? ? ?

Atsushi Nakajima looked at the closed door, turned his head to look at Akutagawa, "Akutagawa?"

Akutagawa gritted his teeth and said with an unhappy face: "Osamu Dazai is a narrow-minded guy!"

Atsushi Nakajima asked suspiciously: "Careful?"

Akutagawa shook his head, not really wanting to explain Dazai Osamu's mental journey, "Let's go, Renhu."

Atsushi Nakajima became more and more confused: "What are you going for?"

Akutagawa rolled his eyes, "Of course," he said viciously, "write a song about 'love theme'."

Atsushi Nakajima: "...No, you don't look like you are going to write a love-themed song. If you say that, you are seeking revenge and killing people. Thank you."

Akutagawa glanced at him: "So?"

Nakajima Atsushi immediately said: "Nothing, let's go." Super backbone.

Before the deadline, Akutagawa finally broke through his limits and finished writing all the songs. When the manuscript was handed in, Akutagawa's face once made Nakamura Kenichi wonder if he was going too far, but he didn't say anything in Akutagawa's threatening eyes Come out, hold it in your throat, whether you can't go up or down, it's stuck in your heart.

After Ken Nakamura submitted the manuscript, Akutagawa kicked Atsushi Nakajima out of the door. After the door was closed, he fell asleep for a long time and didn't wake up. It was not easy for Atsushi Nakajima to knock on the door to wake up Akutagawa. Peace.But not getting up all the time is not a solution. Atsushi Nakajima began to hesitate whether to ask Akiko Yosano of the Armed Detective Agency to see if Akutagawa was about to die.

Otherwise, how can you sleep so much? ? ?

I couldn't even stay in the room, and I was told that breathing would disturb him.

Atsushi Nakajima was wronged.

I don't know if Atsushi Nakajima's sincerity touched the heavens, Dazai Osamu appeared out of nowhere, with his hands behind his back, he sauntered to the door of the room, stretched out his right hand and knocked on the door.

Atsushi Nakajima took a few steps back, ready to run away, and looked at Osamu Dazai with the eyes of a warrior. After all, when Akutagawa is finishing his draft and going to bed, getting up is the most terrifying time!

Osamu Dazai waited for a while after knocking on the door, but there was no response from inside. He knocked again for a while, but there was still no movement.

Osamu Dazai smiled evilly, and Atsushi Nakajima suddenly had a bad feeling, Dazai cleared his throat, "Oh~ yeah~ die for love~ one person can't do it~but but~ two people are enough~ah ~Sacrificing love ~ Sacrificing love ~ Sacrificing love..."*

Osamu Dazai's voice was getting louder and he seemed immersed in it. Atsushi Nakajima took a few steps back, and one foot had already reached the door. Atsushi Nakajima is ready!

With a click, the door opened.

With lightning speed, Osamu Dazai fired the thing behind his back at Akutagawa who had just poked his head out and his hair was messy. A burst of pink smoke rose. Teleported to another place.

Atsushi Nakajima stared dumbfounded at Osamu Dazai's fierce operation, pointed at the smoke tremblingly and said, "Wait, Mr. Dazai! Is that the bazooka ten years later?!"

Osamu Dazai smiled and nodded: "It's a surprise~ Akutagawa has worked hard recently, let him go to other places to relax~"

Atsushi Nakajima collapsed: "But how can Akutagawa come back?! He didn't prepare anything!"

"Don't worry, don't worry~ This is a modified bazooka, it is guaranteed not to be teleported to other places. Let me do the math, Akutagawa will be able to stay here for half an hour in ten years' time!"

"But Mr. Dazai, you should have said it in advance!"

The smoke gradually dissipated, and there were a few coughing sounds. Atsushi Nakajima looked intently, and Osamu Dazai stretched his waist and happily slipped out, looking like a child who was smug about a successful prank.

As the smoke disappeared, Akutagawa ten years later appeared in front of Atsushi Nakajima, wearing a black suit, covering his mouth and coughing.

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