Akutagawa and Atsushi's Bizarre Adventure

"The Valentine's Day chocolate ad you're talking about, what ad?"

"It's an advertisement for chocolates for Valentine's Day." Atsushi Nakajima didn't understand, "What's wrong?"

Zhong Yuan's face froze, "Is it just the four of us?"

Atsushi Nakajima nodded, "Don't worry, Mr. Nakahara, this is an affirmed announcement by Mr. Mori, there is no problem."

"No, that's not what I care about," Nakahara Nakaya pointed at Osamu Dazai and said in disbelief, "That means I have to shoot a Valentine's Day chocolate commercial with this mackerel?!"

Atsushi Nakajima looked blank: "Is there any question?"

"It's a big problem! Why did I shoot a Valentine's Day commercial with mackerel?! This is disgusting!!!" Nakahara Nakaya seemed to have heard something incredible and shouted to Nakajima Atsushi.

Osamu Dazai looked at Nakahara Nakaya's distraught look and snorted coldly, "I'm the one who feels disgusting, okay?! The thought of filming a Valentine's Day commercial with a slimy little slug makes me want to spit out disgusting!"

"Shut up, you slippery mackerel! Anyway, I will never take pictures with you!" Nakahara Nakaya glared at Osamu Dazai and said.

Osamu Dazai didn't know what he thought of, and put on a look of sudden realization, "Oh—I see, Chuya must be afraid of being overwhelmed by my handsomeness when shooting commercials, so he didn't dare to shoot. Tsk tsk tsk, think I think so, with such a short height, the photographer must have worked very hard to take care of you."

As he said that, Osamu Dazai took a step back, gestured with both hands for the viewfinder frame, knelt down on one knee and faced Nakahara Chuya, and said seriously: "Wow! This height is just right!"

"Bastard! Bastard! Too! Kill! Who said I dare not?! Just shoot, I am still afraid of your mackerel?! Also, I am still in the growth period and can grow taller bastard!!! "Nakahara Chuya kicked with a long leg, brushing the head of Osamu Dazai, who had expected to bow his head first, against the wall, bent down and lifted Osamu Dazai's collar and said viciously.

Osamu Dazai laughed, and said "Ah—Chuya, are you so enthusiastic today~", while raising his hand to touch up Chuya Nakahara's trouser leg, and even wanted to get an inch and put his hand into the trouser leg.

Seeing that Improper Children was about to be staged in front of him, Akutagawa's eyes suddenly went dark, and he covered his eyes with both hands, and Atsushi Nakajima's muffled voice came from his ear, "Akutagawa, you can't watch, the eyes of needles will grow. "

Akutagawa: ... Akutagawa: ? ? ?

"cough cough"

The two who were immersed in the world of the two realized that there were other people, no, it should be said that Zhongyuan Zhong also realized that Dazai Osamu not only didn't feel anything, but was still a little bit unsatisfied.

Zhong Yuanzhong also withdrew his movements, pressed the brim of his hat, and asked in a serious manner on the surface, "What time is it?"

Atsushi Nakajima swears by his excellent eyesight that Nakahara Nakahara's ears hidden under his hair are absolutely red!

What kind of pure lover is this? !Mr. Zhong Yuan deserves to be the conscience of Hong Kong black.

Atsushi Nakajima nodded secretly in his heart, looking at Osamu Dazai more and more like a pig looking at cabbage.

Osamu Dazai:?

Akutagawa glanced at his phone and replied, "At three o'clock in the afternoon, someone will drive us there."

"Are you going to leave in the afternoon?" the leader Shuji Nakawa Tsushima just opened the door and walked in, and asked.

Atsushi Nakajima nodded, "Yes, I have work in the afternoon." He said, quietly looked at Shuji Aizushima, and found that he was smiling, and he couldn't see what was wrong at all.

The leader took off his hat and said to them, "I will trouble you to take care of this guy during this time, because of some personal reasons, I will stay in this world for a while."

"Huh? Don't you need to deal with the port mafia over there?" Atsushi Nakajima asked suspiciously.

The leader smiled at him, "I let Mr. Sen serve as the acting leader to sit in Hong Kong for me."

"Boss Mori? Tsk, I know that no matter which Dazai is speaking, there is no truth in his mouth!" Nakahara Chu also felt angry when he thought of what Tsujima Shuji had hinted to him before.

The leader shrugged, "I should get used to it after so many years."

"Tsk, indeed."

The leader nodded to them, "Then I'll take this guy away first, don't worry, I just stay for a while and won't do anything."

Zhong Yuan Zhong also looked at the leader Zhong and said, "How many drinks shall we meet after you settle down?"

"Of course." The leader agreed with a smile, and dragged Shuji Tsushima by the back collar to leave. Because of his height, Shuji Tsushima was dragged away by the leader like a mop. They could even hear the sound of going down the stairs in the room. Shuji Tsushima's bumpy voice.

Nakahara watched them leave, and glanced at Osamu Dazai thoughtfully. Osamu Dazai didn't understand, so he looked back, and said mockingly, "What's wrong with the little black slug~ Is it because you have too much brain? Can't figure out something? I know Zhong is also an idiot!"

Zhongyuanzhong also rarely scolded him back, but looked at him several times, and sneered, "Dazai, if you don't want your legs, just say so, there is no need to beat around the bush."

leg?Osamu Dazai is rarely at a loss, why is the brain circuit of the little slug getting more and more strange?

Atsushi Nakajima cleared his throat and interjected into their conversation, "According to the arrangement, Akutagawa and I will be in the same group for the commercial shooting in the afternoon, and Mr. Nakahara and Mr. Dazai will be in the same group."

Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu looked at each other, and at the same time they turned their heads away from each other in a tacit understanding, making a disgusted look, "It's so disgusting! I want to shoot this kind of commercial with mackerel/little man! Thinking about it makes me want to throw up!!!”

Atsushi Nakajima and Akutagawa looked at each other, Akutagawa silently took half a step back, turned his head and slightly raised his hand to cover his lips, his expression was hidden in the shadows and he couldn't see clearly.

Atsushi Nakajima:? ? ?

Atsushi Nakajima: "Why are you backing away?? Are you despising me Akutagawa?!"

Akutagawa: "No... cough cough, cough cough, no."

Atsushi Nakajima: "...Please look at me and answer this question...What do you mean by turning around, you bastard?!"