Akutagawa and Atsushi's Bizarre Adventure

Osamu Dazai lazily hugged the pillow, propped his chin with one hand and said, "Tell me, what is your purpose?"

The leader Zai smiled, "I don't have any purpose, it's Mr. Akutagawa who wants to bring me to this world."

"Odasaku?" Osamu Dazai straightened his legs and stretched, "Where's Odasaku over there?"

The leader Zai's face froze and he didn't speak.

"Oh, it seems that you have done a lot of great things." Osamu Dazai shook his head, with a sympathetic look on his face, "Tsk tsk, it's so pitiful that a good hand is turned into a bad one."

The leader Zai had no expression on his face, his eyes were full of indifference, "You wouldn't be much better than me, this is the best solution."

Osamu Dazai stuck out his tongue: "Wow! How disgusting! I didn't expect you to say what Mr. Mori said! Is the leader's brain broken after working for a long time?!"

Nakahara Chuya frowned and kicked Osamu Dazai's leg, warning: "Dazai! Show some respect to the leader!"

Osamu Dazai pouted, and changed the subject: "Then Akutagawa, Atsushi, what are your arrangements for bringing him back?"

Akutagawa is confident: "No."

Atsushi Nakajima beside him began to cough violently.

Akutagawa hesitated for a while, then added, "Really not."

Nakajima smiled kindly.

Osamu Dazai asked with interest: "Atsushi, what's wrong?"

Atsushi Nakajima looked at Osamu Dazai with a smile, and said, "It's nothing, Mr. Dazai. I'm just thinking that I've been eating a lot of red bean paste and figs recently. I don't need to eat them for the next month. You can try oranges as an after-dinner food. "

Akutagawa gasped, and looked at Atsushi Nakajima in disbelief.

Human tiger, so terrifying!

Akutagawa looked cold: "I suddenly remembered that the aunt in the cafeteria asked me if I wanted to change the menu in the next month, why not change it to ochazuke."

Atsushi Nakajima's face changed: Good you Akutagawa, you know that I eat ochazuke and have a psychological shadow, and you don't want to touch it anymore, but you want me to eat ochazuke for a month!

Relying on myself to recruit the canteen aunt to like it is great!

Osamu Dazai looked at Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima pecking at each other, and knew in his heart that they were completely unreliable, looked at the leader Zai and said: "Oda Saku will come over in two days, you can find a place to stay at will , I believe Mr. Mori will be very happy to see you~" No wonder, Mori Ogai saw the two Dazai Ogai and wondered how much the hairline should be moved back.

Nakahara Chuya: "Oda is coming over these two days?"

Osamu Dazai nodded, "His family's children are about to go to school. Oda Saku came over to see how the schools in Tokyo are doing. They are going to move to Tokyo."

Nakahara Chuya asked, "Is Oda optimistic about the house?"

"Not yet." Osamu Dazai spread his hands.

Zhong Yuanzhong also took out his mobile phone, "I remember that there seems to be a real estate here, let me take a look..."

Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai talked about how to help their friends look at the school and house like a couple, without any sense of disobedience.

The leader looked in front of him, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya's parents were at odds, Akutagawa and Nakajima Atsushi hurt each other, silently hugged the pillow in his arms, and suddenly missed his family's fist a little bit.

At this time, Zhong should also be processing the documents after he left, tsk, what a pity, those follow-up documents are not a small amount.

The leader, Zai Po, thought gloatingly, completely unaware that he had been captured by the UFO, and his cadres were gearing up to arrest him.

Osamu Dazai was in the gap between talking with Zhongyuan Zhongye, and slightly raised his eyes to look at the unaware leader Zai, hypocritically sympathized with the leader Zai who was about to usher in the "beat of love" in IF, turned his head and continued talking with Zhongyuan Zhongye Parents are also short-sighted and beaten by the way.

When Oda Sakunosuke came to Tokyo and entered their dormitory, he saw the two Osamu Dazai with a dazed look on his face: "This is?"

"Hi, I'm Shuji Tsushima, a relative of Dazai. It's the first time we meet, please take care of me." In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, the leader changed his name to Shuji Tsushima, and was not picky about Oda Sakunosuke's behavior. When something goes wrong, the restlessness in his heart can only be seen in the eyes of Oda Sakunosuke occasionally.

"I like your book very much. I didn't expect to meet you in real life. It's great!" Shuji Tsushima took out a book that he had prepared a long time ago and asked Oda Sakunosuke to sign it for him.

Oda Sakunosuke: "Ah, of course, do you need me to write something?"

Shuji Tsushima was silent for a while, and asked, "How do you feel about your life now?"

Although Oda Sakunosuke didn't know why he asked this question, he replied seriously: "It's good, I'm still writing novels, the children are growing up, and my friends are all living well."

"Then, is writing a novel going well?"

Oda Sakunosuke looked at him, "Happy, although I often feel distressed because the dead line comes too fast, but it is undeniable that I am very happy."

Shuji Tsushima seemed to have received some affirmation, and laughed: "I don't need to write anything, I just need to sign your name, thank you." He wrote down his name, thought about it, added a sentence and handed it to Shuji Tsushima.

Shuji Tsushima took the novel and smiled like a child, "Thank you very much."

In the next few days, Shuji Tsushima successfully got acquainted with Shuji Oda by virtue of his strong face, and Sakunosuke Oda also adapted well to Shuji Tsushima's occasional black mud. When Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help asking quietly, He said seriously, "Tsushima is just a child."

Atsushi Nakajima:? ? ?

Atsushi Nakajima: Wait, kid? !Mr. Oda, your filter is too heavy!

In the past few days, Chuya Nakahara, Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima enjoyed the annual drama-"On the Way of the Two Dazai's Fight for Favor" together, and said: Don't stop, it's a lot of fun to watch!

Round one:

Shuji Tsushima saw Odasaku looking around the school, his face was sweating from the heat, and said, "Dazai is spoiled by you, I must be reluctant to let my friend work so hard."

"Ah, no, I asked for it myself."

Shuji Tsushima,

firstblood!

Round two:

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I don't want you guys to..." Shuji Tsushima looked at Dazai Osamu who was upset because Sakunosuke Oda took the canned crab meat for him, and hesitated to speak.

"Aren't you friends?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

"...Yes, we are indeed good friends." Dazai Osamu and Tsushima Shuji looked at each other, and they both turned their faces away and said through gritted teeth.

Shuji Tsushima/Osamu Dazai,

doublekill!

Round three:

Shuji Tsushima looked at Oda Sakunosuke and sighed, and asked with a puzzled face: "I have always tried to be a good friend with him, but I don't know why he always misunderstood me, Oda Saku, I am Isn’t it not good enough?”

Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while, and called the two Dazai Osamu together, and asked them to resolve their misunderstanding.

Tsushima Shuji:  …

triple kill!

Round four:

Dazai Osamu sat across from Oda Sakunosuke, and said while eating canned crab meat: "I don't know why he loves targeting me so much...but I still want to be friends with him, Oda Saku, what do you think?"

Oda Sakunosuke felt that this could be done, so he called Shuji Tsushima and asked him to come and be friends with Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai: ...

quadruple kill!

…………

Chuya Nakahara, Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima enjoyed watching it so much that they almost took a bucket of popcorn and ate it while watching, saying that they could still watch Yikai again, don't stop.

Until Shuji Tsushima was called away by Mori Ogai and had to leave to deal with things, they lost this happy scene, and Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima were very unwilling.

Akutagawa thought for a while, and suddenly had a bold idea, "Renhu, why don't we take Mr. Chuya over there..."

"Hiss—Akutagawa, as expected of you!"