Akutagawa and Atsushi's Bizarre Adventure

Akutagawa knocked on the table with his hand, and asked, "The first thing to solve now is this overlord's meal."

Atsushi Nakajima sighed heavily, with a distressed expression on his face, Akutagawa hesitated for a while, and asked tentatively, "Why don't we stay and wash the cups?"

Atsushi Nakajima thought for a while and asked, "Will we be here?"

Akutagawa: "Otherwise what should we do, run?" Akutagawa showed disapproving eyes.

Atsushi Nakajima scratched his face with his hands, worrying: "Even if the overlord's meal is over, what's next? We don't have a passport to live in or something, and we can't go back. What do you think if we go to the embassy that grows flowers? "

Akutagawa said: "Renhu, didn't I tell you just now? Our nationality has changed to Japan. How can we find an embassy that grows flowers?"

Akutagawa went on to say: "Now we can only go out and see if there are any recruits. Fortunately, we still have our identity certificates. As long as we save enough money, we can go back."

Atsushi Nakajima nodded helplessly: "That's the only way to go, alas." He licked his head on the table, making a dull sound, and Akutagawa picked up Atsushi Nakajima's head like pinching the back of a cat's neck: "Don't We really can’t afford to pay for it if it’s broken with such force.”

Nakajima Atsushi hurriedly sat up straight, then touched the place where he had just nibbled with his hands in fear, and heaved a sigh of relief when he found that there was no damage.

Akutagawa only feels a headache. In this situation, his thesis is still a problem. What should I do if I don't even have a computer here?

Atsushi Nakajima tentatively asked: "It's really not possible, how about I ask a detective agency?"

Akutagawa shook his head and said, "I just checked it with my mobile phone. The closest one is the Moby Dick incident. I don't know if the co-eating incident happened yet. Now is the time of peace between the two parties. Dazai-san... Dazai is still in the detective agency."

Atsushi Nakajima spread out into a pool of tiger cakes, his eyes were empty, he was already a useless tiger.

Akutagawa thought for a while, and then said: "By the way, I also found a 'distant relative'."

"Distant relative? Akutagawa, aren't you...?" Atsushi Nakajima looked puzzled.

Akutagawa nodded and said, "Indeed, I obviously don't have any relatives, but I found out that there is a distant relative in Japan named Jiro Akutagawa."

The reason why the two of them didn't consider asking for help from the flower planter was also because they had no one to ask for help.There are no relatives, Atsushi Nakajima was born in an orphanage, and Akutagawa's parents died. As for friends, it's better not to talk about it. After all, there are two "Akutagawa Ryunosuke" and "Atsushi Nakajima". Knowing what will happen, it's better not to implicate your friends.If a friend calls and asks, they can only fool the past.

But now, a "distant relative" of Akutagawa suddenly appeared, and his surname was "Akutagawa". Obviously Akutagawa Ryunosuke got this name after crossing.

Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima looked at each other, and decided to put this distant relative aside, and think about it after the matter at hand was settled.

"Really, it would be great if I brought my bank card, and I can transfer Japanese yen to the bank." Atsushi Nakajima said discouragedly.

Akutagawa ignored him, and turned on the camera mode of his phone to look at himself, "The face is still the same, but the hair has changed, which feels weird." Akutagawa frowned, and suddenly found that his eyebrows were still there, although they were relatively few but still pretty. Obviously, a little lucky.

Akutagawa said casually, "I don't know if the two people look the same."

"I think it's very possible, after all, we've all traveled through time." Nakajima paused, and continued, "However, let's not say that this hairstyle really looks like a lop-eared rabbit!"

"Human tiger!" Akutagawa warned with staring eyes, and Rashomon behind him stretched out eagerly.

Atsushi Nakajima quickly shouted: "Calm down Akutagawa! Don't do anything! We can't afford it!"

Akutagawa snorted coldly and retracted Rashomon.

Atsushi Nakajima sighed in pain, and drank the coffee with an expression of resignation: "Let's go, let's pay for the meat first!"

Akutagawa: ...?

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"What kind of meat, Renhu, where is your Chinese?!" Akutagawa frowned his obvious eyebrows, defending the dignity of Chinese.

Atsushi Nakajima laughed twice: "I think it's quite vivid."

They got up, walked out of the private room and asked the waiter where the store manager was. The waiter led them into an office and said, "Please wait a moment, the store manager will be back soon." Then he left, his face was still red when he left.

Atsushi Nakajima blinked, held back a smile and said, "Akutagawa, the power is not diminished."

Akutagawa covered his mouth and coughed twice, ignoring him.

They sat on the sofa in the reception room, Akutagawa thought about what to do after paying back the money, and hesitated whether to contact the "relative" who suddenly appeared.Or, if it doesn't work, go to the Armed Detective Agency, but Osamu Dazai and the book are a problem.

"Patta" the door opened and closed, and a tall woman walked in with a name tag clipped to her clothes. Akutagawa glanced at it, then stood up with Atsushi Nakajima, and said, "Miss Kinoshita."

When the woman whose full name was Haruko Kinoshita saw them, a look of surprise flashed in her eyes, and then she asked with a smile, "Is there anything the guest can do for me?"

Akutagawa didn't miss that look, and didn't show it, motioning for Atsushi Nakajima to explain, Atsushi Nakajima took a step forward, showing an embarrassed smile: "We forgot to bring money when we came out, but we used some things here, so we want to come Ask what we can do to pay off the debt."

Haruko Kinoshita thought for a while, "That's it...it's okay, there's no need to repay the debt, it's too exaggerated, just treat it as making friends, and don't charge money." She smiled softly.

"Ah, this..." Atsushi Nakajima scratched his face and looked at Akutagawa in a bewilderment. Akutagawa suppressed his guess and said, "No, we can play the piano to cover the cost. I saw a piano in the lobby , is that usable?"

Kinoshita Haruko was taken aback, then nodded, with a look of "I understand", and said: "It can be used, so I will trouble you, you guys."

Haruko Kinoshita led them to the hall, motioned them to do whatever they wanted, then stood still until Akutagawa nodded to her before leaving.

Seeing her leave, Atsushi Nakajima said, "There is something wrong with her."

Akutagawa glanced at him unexpectedly: "Renhu, I didn't expect you to find out."

Atsushi Nakajima rolled his eyes: "I'm not a fool, how could I not find out."

"She should be from Hong Kong, and she knows 'Akutagawa Ryunosuke'." Akutagawa sat down and lightly touched the lid of the piano, "Let's play a song and leave."

"Are they from Hong Kong? No wonder." Atsushi Nakajima said, sitting down next to Akutagawa, "Four-handed bombing?"

"Ah."

"Speaking of which, we haven't played together for a long time." Atsushi Nakajima recalled it for a while and said with a smile.

"Waltz in A major?"

"Okay." Akutagawa nodded.

They hovered with both hands for a moment, and then pressed the keys together, and the melodious sound of the piano flowed out from their hands.

This piece was once evaluated by Brahms himself as "a naive and small waltz in Schubert style". *

Short and sharp, fresh and gentle, it is suitable for the atmosphere of the coffee shop.

The piece is very short, and it didn't take long to finish playing, "Akutagawa, you haven't regressed." Atsushi Nakajima withdrew his hand with a smile.

"Yeah." Akutagawa sat with his eyes down for a while, then pulled Atsushi Nakajima up, "Let's go."

They turned around and wanted to leave, but suddenly a man with a beard and a slack rushed out in front of them from the right, his eyes were fiery: "Wait a minute! Boy, I see that you two have exquisite bones, and you are unique in appearance. It's a pity not to enter the entertainment circle, I have a business card here, and I'll give it to you directly when I see that you two are destined!"

Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima were automatically vigilant, looked at this sloppy man inexplicably and said, "We're not interested." They raised their feet and wanted to leave.

"Wait! I'm Kenichi Nakamura, the broker of the LME! Have you ever heard of the LME? It doesn't matter if you haven't, Tsuruga Ren must know?! He belongs to our company! Don't you think about it?"

Akutagawa was a little impatient with the noise, and just wanted to cover his ears with Rashomon. Atsushi Nakajima said apologetically, "I'm sorry, we're really not interested."

"Aren't you interested in artists? Think about it, our salary is also high!" Nakamura Kenichi still refused to give up.

"Our company treats you very well! We never squeeze artists! Really! Five insurances and one housing fund, food and housing are included, and wages are paid in advance!" Nakamura Kenichi didn't know what to say to attract them, so he just talked nonsense Let's see if we can run into a mouse.

"! Free food and shelter!" Nakajima Atsushi pricked up his ears and his eyes sparkled.

Kenichi Nakamura saw something interesting, although he didn't know why these two people who seemed to be not bad at money were interested in the food and accommodation, but he couldn't let this opportunity go and said quickly: "Yes, the food and accommodation are included, the food is very good The food in the cafeteria is affordable and delicious! Enough!" Enough is enough, but artists can't eat too much in order to keep fit.

Atsushi Nakajima looked at Akutagawa hesitantly, Akutagawa shook his head, and was interrupted by a loud roar just as he was about to speak—"咕~咒~"

...?

Atsushi Nakajima stroked his hair embarrassingly, and said blushingly, "Ha, haha, I'm a little hungry."

...You are a little bit.

Nakamura Kenichi seized the opportunity and pursued the victory: "I happen to be a little hungry too, why don't I treat you to dinner?"

Akutagawa wanted to continue to refuse, but Atsushi Nakajima's stomach was not up to the mark, and he rang again, louder than the one just now.

The corner of Akutagawa's mouth twitched, and he agreed.

"Whatever you can do, No. 1 meal is talking about you, Renhu!"

Atsushi Nakajima was wronged, and Atsushi Nakajima wanted to say: "This is a basic human reaction! Don't blame me!"