The self-cultivation of the coquettish bitch

So early in the morning, before the patient came, Qin Shen, Zhou Han, and a few nurses sat in the surgery room secretly and started to play [You Draw, I Guess].Qin Shen originally refused, after all, this game is a bit weak for him, but when he saw the hope in Zhou Han's wet eyes, he nodded.

Well, he likes the feeling of crushing Zhou Han in terms of IQ, so he agreed to play with him.

Even if he knew that Zhou Han had his little calculations in mind.

Qin Shen didn't mind.Anyway, there is a lot of time.

So this formed a weird situation.Zhou Han was sitting on Qin Shen's desk, Qin Shen was sitting on the office chair with his legs crossed, and the two little nurses were squatting on the ground with a mobile phone in their hands. They said they liked squatting rather than sitting.

Zhou Han was frightened by their fresh and refined preferences, so he didn't continue to care about them.So that's how the game starts.

[You draw, I guess] As a popular interstellar game, it goes without saying that everyone on Earth knows its rules, so Zhou Han didn't bother to talk nonsense, but before the game started, he still kicked Qin Shen worriedly, He exhorted: "Do you still remember our agreement?"

Qin Shen leaned lazily on the office chair, with one hand resting on the armrest of the chair, looking sluggish. Hearing Zhou Han's words, he raised his chin lightly, narrowed his eyes slightly, and his cunning eyes were broken. After entering, he nodded casually and said, "Well, I remember, how could I forget what you said."

"Ah-" The two nurses present couldn't help covering their faces and screaming a few times, their cheeks turned red.They were about to be blinded by this pair of dogs and men.

"Hey, are you disgusting?" Zhou Han shook his arms in disgust, made a disgusted look, and then looked down at his phone.But his reddened ear tips gave him away.

It's just dumb.Qin thought deeply.

Because of the principle of women first, one of the two nurse girls started the first round.The first word given by the system was shoes. Nurse A seemed to have a talent for stippling, so she quickly drew it out imitatively. He guessed it within seconds, but unfortunately, Zhou Han was the last to guess, and Qin Shen was the first.So there is a gap in the score.

Fortunately, Nurse A's painting skills are really good, and I can guess the next few. After Nurse A finishes her painting, the points are like this: Nurse A has 15 points, Nurse B has 5 points, and Qin Shen has 10 points. , Zhou Han 5 points.Uh, looking at the score, Zhou Han suddenly felt a toothache.

...Based on the current points, he must win this game unless he opens the game.

Fortunately, he was smart and knew that he was stupid, so he thought about the rules of winning and losing between the two of them in advance. He remembered what he told Qin Shen just now:

If he can only guess five of Zhou Han's paintings correctly in "You Draw, I Guess", then he wins, otherwise Zhou Han wins.

To tell the truth, Zhou Han believed in his high-quality painters very much, while Qin Shen believed in his IQ very much, and with some ulterior reasons, he agreed to play a cheating game that every idiot except Zhou Han knew was a trap. rule.

One is willing to fight, one is willing to suffer, and the other two know nothing.

When it came to Nurse B’s painting, the painting style of [I’ll guess what you draw] suddenly changed. Before, it was still good shoes, socks, writing boards, etc., but after she came to her side, it suddenly changed into something. Interesting, supplies, handcuffs, etc. are not serious and good words at first glance. The nurse B in the painting is blushing, and the guesser is even more confused.

Especially when the ghost jumped on the egg, Nurse B simply and roughly drew a circle the size of an egg, and then turned her head away in embarrassment.

Seeing this thing, Zhou Han cracked an egg and sent it out. He thought he had guessed it first, but he was reminded that it was wrong.

"It's not an egg?" Zhou Han looked at the other three in surprise, "Isn't this just an egg? What else could it be?"

"..." The other three people who knew the truth looked at him like an idiot.

Due to her status, Nurse A felt that it was too much for a girl to know about this stuff, so she held back and didn't send out the answer. Qin Shen also knew the answer, but he didn't intend to send it first. Looking at him with a smile, his eyes are indescribable.

Not an egg?Could it be—

Thinking he had guessed the answer, Zhou Han excitedly typed the word "duck egg" and sent it out, but just as he sent it, he heard Nurse A's laughter. She covered her lips and smiled, and realized that Zhou Han was looking at her laughing. Finally, I restrained my smile, and kindly reminded: "Third Young Master, didn't you see the reminder? It's a three-character item."

She accentuated the pronunciation of the word supplies, she was implying Zhou Han.

But naive and stupid as Zhou Han was, he didn't understand what she said, turned around and typed two words: quail eggs.

……

All three laughed silently.I don't know if he is really stupid or fake.

"What kind of bastard is this?" Zhou Han was extremely surprised. Could it be that there are other bastards in this world that he didn't know about?This is not scientific!And judging by the expressions of the three people, they clearly knew it, but no one said anything.

Strange.Zhou Han couldn't understand it.

Seeing that the 30 seconds had counted down, Zhou Han couldn't help kicking Qin Shen, and whispered to him, "What the hell?"

Because of the existence of female compatriots, in order not to embarrass the female comrades, Qin Shen didn't intend to say it, and this situation was just over, but seeing Zhou Han's appearance of wanting to know, Qin Shen suddenly Feeling teasing, she hooked her fingers at him, motioning him to come closer.

The well-behaved baby Zhou Han, who is eager for knowledge, leaned his ears to him, but quickly jumped off the table screaming, looking at Qin Shen with a red face, and the hair on his hair stood on end, like a fried chicken cat.

Zhou Han had never heard of the miraculous thing called Tiao Tiao Dan, so he was not surprised. What surprised him was that when Qin Shen told him the answer, he deliberately licked his ear. The feeling is still alive.

Zhou Han felt that his whole body was about to explode like popcorn.

So he gave Qin Shen a hard look, and the latter blinked at him nonchalantly, and even stuck out his tongue to lick his upper lip.

!Scum!

"What's wrong?" the nurse asked.

Zhou Han shook his head, but obediently sat back and continued playing the game.This game was drawn by him, and the three of them guessed.It was finally time for Zhou Han and the soul painter to appear on the stage. He rolled up his sleeves and prepared to kill Qin Shen in this round. Although the clothes he was wearing had no sleeves, this did not reduce his determination to kill Qin Shen.

His desire to kill Qin Shen burned more and more vigorously in the wind.But it disappeared on the first word given by [You Draw I Guess].

condom!

Zhou Han's handsome eyebrows frowned the moment he saw these three words, and he even smashed his phone angrily, complaining in his heart, what kind of things are these, I didn't expect this [you draw and I guess] It was so indecent that he decided to report it after he finished the game.

Hum ╭(╯^╰)╮

Although these questions are very unscrupulous, they are very simple, but in order to ensure that he can win, Zhou Han does not intend to draw them directly, but makes things simple and complicated.

First he drew a small circle with a human head on the screen, and then he drew a circle with one knee kneeling on the ground, and the kneeling one was holding a cube in his hand. After the drawing, Zhou Han felt that it was still It was not vivid enough, so a few black lines were added to the standing circle person.

Well, soul master Han's masterpiece is finished.

Zhou Han's painting style is abstract at first glance. Originally, two simple and rough villains insisted that his paintings be more abstract and incomprehensible than the abstract paintings of the early [-]th century.The head of the three of them twitched.

Nurse A looked up and gave Zhou Han a "Young man, you are very promising" look.

"You should learn from Master Picasso." Qin Shen said.Although Zhou Han's paintings are difficult to understand, he just understood the brushwork according to the order of his paintings.These are two people, one kneels down to someone else, and that lump of square thing in his hand is... a ring box?

"There's so much nonsense, hurry up and guess, aren't you very smart?" Zhou Han provocatively.He made up his mind that Qin Shen couldn't figure it out.

Originally, everyone played this game in a simple way, so that everyone can guess faster.But Zhou Han insisted on painting in a complicated direction, and with his extremely abstract painters, this added a lot of difficulty.

The nurses guessed several times but couldn't guess.Qin Shen didn't rush to guess, but looked at the hint words and thought, combined with Zhou Han's urine, he quickly had a bold guess.

The prompt words are: necessary for home, beloved by men.

Man love?

Seeing this, Qin Shen smiled slightly, and then quickly typed the answer.Then the system announced that he had scored two points.And the two nurses were still scratching their heads in doubt.

"..." Zhou Han's heart was broken, and he looked at Qin Shen in shock.He can guess this?

This is clearly irrelevant.Zhou Han rolled his eyes at him, he could only blame him for forgetting the fact that Qin Shen himself was a hooligan.How could a rogue like him not know?

It was his mistake.

So at the next word, Zhou Han was even more shameless as if he was going all out.He just painted KY as a big barrel of oil, er, he also drew two people working together to carry it in front of and behind it.

The nurses received a [-]-point critical blow from Zhou Han's abstract painting skills, because they really couldn't understand what Zhou Han was looking at.This thief was so fucking abstract, they couldn't tell whether the three lumps on the screen were people or things.

But Qin Shen guessed right.

This made Zhou Han a little annoyed and nervous.Qin Shen has already guessed two correctly, he doesn't feel very good.

The third is masturbation.Zhou couldn't explain his dog-like mood when he saw this word. He even began to wonder if this game was poisoned?Why is it so filthy when he comes here?Zhou Han was about to stop laughing, but he still drew.After he finished drawing, he found that if he didn't know the answer in advance, he would not be able to see what he was drawing.Not to mention other people.

Thanks to self. Comforting its ancestors, Qin Shen can't guess at this time.But the answer was revealed, and Zhou Han received three slippers.And Qin Shen looked at him with meaningful eyes.

Zhou Han shrugged speechlessly, in order to win, he can't control so much.

The next two words made Zhou Han even more speechless, one was riding, and the other was backward entry, but in order to win Zhou Han, he still bit the bullet and continued to draw.But of course, fortunately, neither Qin Shen nor the nurses guessed it.

But the game was forcibly ended by Qin Shen after Zhou Han finished painting, because Uncle Qin didn't want to play anymore.The nurses were driven back to work by him.

Zhou Han didn't care whether Qin Shen played or not, because Zhou Han had already won and Qin Shen lost, so he had to agree to his request no matter what, and that was enough.

"Uncle Qin, don't you claim to have an IQ of [-]? How about it? Is it fun to lose to me?" Zhou Han who won was very embarrassed.

Qin Shen poured himself a glass of water and drank it. After putting down the glass, he walked up to Zhou Han, took his arm and pulled him towards him. After smelling the smell of his hair, he said unhurriedly, "Yes. , I lost to you, I didn't expect the third young master of the Zhou family to be like this," he paused, circling the tip of his tongue between his lips and teeth, "Your thoughts are not healthy."

"..." As soon as he said that, Zhou Han remembered those words, blushed, and explained anxiously, "Then, that's not my own question, it's, it's a question made by the system, and it's none of my business!"

"Even the system already knows you are this kind of person, so what else do you have to explain?" Qin Shen curled a lock of Zhou Han's hair with his fingertips to play with, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it, his posture was very casual, but What he said next really startled Zhou Han.

"Is Young Master Zhou planning to take me home to meet my parents?"

Zhou Han swallowed in fright, his back stiffened quickly.

...Actually, he really has no such plan at the moment.

Just as Zhou Han was about to explain, the cell phone in his hand rang, so he had to answer the call first.

It was Mr. Zhou who called, but it was the old housekeeper who spoke.

"Master Fu Mao, the master asked you to bring Mr. Qin back for a meal."

"..." Zhou Han's mind froze.

The author has something to say: I am going to speed up the process, and the non-combatants will evacuate quickly