The self-cultivation of the coquettish bitch

When he returned to the house he rented, Zhou Han's heart was still in a state of turmoil. Although Qin Shen agreed to him, why did he always feel uneasy? Something bad was about to happen. But he couldn't say what it was, it was just that uneasy feeling that bothered him.

So he drank a few bottles of beer, sat on the ground and fiddled with his mobile phone in every possible way.He wants to talk to someone, but he doesn't know who to talk to. He doesn't have many friends in this world, and there is no one who can talk to Gua Jiji, but he can't tell Gua Jiji about this matter. There was no one to look for, especially Qin Shen.

After tossing and turning, Zhou Han finally found the little ant system. Although this system is very cheating, it is also the only thing in this world that he can speak with confidence.

"What's wrong? Host?" The little ant system yawned lazily as if it had just woken up.

"I caught up with Qin Shen." Zhou Han said, taking another sip of beer.

"Hmm. And then?" The little ant system didn't seem surprised at all, as if it knew it in advance.

"Aren't you surprised? Shouldn't you be excited? You just gave me this reaction?" Zhou Han was dissatisfied.At any rate, it took all his efforts to catch up with Qin Shen. Well, why aren't everyone excited at all!It's not fair!

"Oh." The little ant's system reaction was still normal.Nothing to say.But Zhou Han was very dissatisfied with his indifferent reaction, so under the pressure of Zhou Han's dissatisfaction, the little ant system had no choice but to applaud him with full (sexual) heart (cold) joy (light) joy, and sprinkled flowers .

"Satisfied?" he asked.

"Tch, you're not cool at all." Zhou Han said.

"Hehe." The little ant system sneered, "I don't know what you are excited about, host. Isn't this something that must be completed sooner or later? But you are also a bit slow. A month has passed, and the progress of the task is only a little bit. Don’t you feel ashamed that you are so hot? Are you worthy of the party, the country and the people?”

"..." Zhou Han was speechless and could only drink for company.

"If it's okay, I'll go back to sleep." The little ant system said.

"Sleep ass, aren't you a system? Why are you still sleeping?" Zhou Han laughed, "Is your system's welfare so good? Why don't you get me one too."

"Get out! Does the system have no human rights?" The little ant system scolded angrily.

"Hey." Zhou Han laughed a few times, "Okay, okay, I won't joke with you anymore, I'm looking for you for something important."

"What's the matter?"

"Haven't I already caught up with Qin Shen? Does that mean I've completed half of the mission?" Zhou Han asked.

"It's a pretty good idea. Although you, the host, managed to take care of Qin Shen, you didn't make him really like you. In other words, you haven't succeeded in breaking him down, and your mission progress has only slowed down by [-]%. It's still a long way from completion." The little ant system said, with a somewhat distasteful tone, "Host, you should work hard, and hope to see you successfully complete the task in your lifetime."

The little ant system is already used to Zhou Han's slowness in completing tasks. It only hopes that Zhou Han can complete tasks as soon as possible while he is alive, and don't wait for the next year.

"What is life? You look down on me like that! Believe it or not, I'll sleep him today and tomorrow!" Zhou Han was furious. Even the system looked down on him these days.

"It's best, then I can also call it a day and get off work early."

"Hmph." Zhou Han snorted dissatisfied.He raised his head proudly.

"Okay, host, why are you looking for me?"

Yes, when it came to this, Zhou Han realized that he had business to do. "Do you know why Qin Shen agreed to me suddenly? Hearing what you said just now, he must not have agreed to me because he likes me."

That's right, Qin Shen agreed to him, which made Zhou Han puzzled.Qin Shen didn't like him, and had always rejected him before, but why did he suddenly agree today?This thief is strange.

"This..." the little ant system hesitated, "As a system, I do have the right to check why he behaved like this, but..."

"But what? You're talking about it, isn't it a man after hesitating?" Zhou Han was anxious, and murmured at him.

"But host, you don't have enough authority, and you don't have enough points, so I can't overstep my authority."

"...Does that mean that I have too few points?"

"Otherwise? It's also difficult for me to do things with you as a host with so few points. If you have something to do as a host, you should swipe more tasks. At least give me the authority to swipe, otherwise I will do more in front of other colleagues." Shame on you." The little ant system persuaded earnestly.

"Quests..." Zhou Han hesitated. It's not that he doesn't want to do the missions, it's just that the randomly dropped missions are too weird. What the hell kind of missions are they all? Zhou Han has a shadow over the missions.

"Don't be afraid, host. The tasks here are all good tasks. Really, the ones with high points are very easy to complete, really." The little ant system feels that it is not easy to be a system, not only to promote the hero, You have to earnestly persuade others to do the task, alas, compared to the world next door, people are rushing to do the task, and only it is the system that forcibly sells the task.

Alas, if you don't add chicken legs, it won't be dry!

"Really?" Zhou Han still couldn't believe it. He was scared after being tricked once.

"It's necessary. Host, it's useless to be afraid. You will have to do the task sooner or later. It's better to die sooner than later. Anyway, you will be stabbed sooner or later. Why do you care sooner or later, right?"

Zhou Han thought about it carefully: "That's right, what you said makes sense. Then I'll start clearing quests now."

"Okay, now activate the copy of the mission. The mission will drop randomly according to the progress of the plot. It cannot be replaced or abandoned." After the little ant system finished speaking, it operated to open the copy of the mission.

"five-"

"Four-"

"three-"

Still a familiar copy, or a familiar reciprocal.

Zhou Han inexplicably felt a little nostalgic, thinking about the last task he did, it was half a month ago.Oh, time is so fast—

"one-"

"The task has been started successfully. Congratulations to the host for successfully triggering the [Majestic] task. The task completion period is three days. Please hurry up and complete the task."

"Majestic and majestic?" Zhou Han was astonished that "you started the mission wrong". Who can tell him why his system has a strong painting style of the up master of station B? !Um? !

Is it easy to complete the agreed tasks with high scores? !

What the hell is this [pretentious]?

Zhou Han wanted to die, he knew he would finish this task as soon as he heard the name, and it was the painting style of station B, Zhou Han felt that he couldn't do it well.

"Host, you should be happy. After all, you didn't trigger the task of [Ultimate Land of Bliss], otherwise you would want to die even more." The little ant system laughed, "The task of [Majestic and dignified] is easy, host don't worry, youdothat , justhaveatry."

Try ass, Zhou Han just wants to slap his size 42 shoes on the system's size 84 face, he has never seen such a cheating system!

[Blissful Pure Land] and [Prestige and Prestige] can be called the brainwashing divine songs of station B. The combination of singing and dancing, sandstorms swept the entire station B, and it became very popular.And as a person who frequently browses Weibo and browses station B, it is impossible for Zhou Han not to know these things, and he was once watched by Amway to watch this video.

When he first watched it, Zhou Han thought this thief was so funny, no, it was poisonous, but when he triggered this task himself, he didn't think it was funny anymore, it would kill people.And according to the urine nature of the system, he felt that this task was definitely not that simple.

Perhaps even more vicious ones are still waiting for him.

It's scary to think about.

"Host, the points for this [Majestic] task is [-]. If you complete it well, you can not only upgrade your authority, but also get extra rewards. Please work hard." The little ant system said, whether it can upgrade this time is completely up to date. It depends on Zhou Han's performance this time.

The corner of Zhou Han's mouth twitched, but the matter had come to an end, and he had no room for repentance. He only hoped that the rules of the mission could be simpler.

Keep it simple, the way to do the task is simple.

"This task is a bit difficult, because you need Qin Shen's cooperation as the host, but it's okay, the time is long enough, I believe you can do it, the host, you also believe in yourself, right?" The little ant system wanted to instill in Zhou Han Such wrong thinking.

But Zhou Han didn't want to be fooled by him: "I don't trust you, let alone myself."

"..." This is embarrassing.

But it doesn't matter, the little ant system didn't care about Zhou Han after being dismantled, it chose to ignore his reluctance, and began to introduce the way to do the task.

Still the same shit.

Zhou Han decided to take back his trust in the little ant system. From today on, he doesn't want to trust him anymore. Damn it, don't play such tricks.

Zhou Han was so angry that he wanted to flip the table!

He always felt that after completing this task, he would not have to see the sun tomorrow.

ah!Asiba!

Mom's retarded!

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Early the next morning.

Zhou Han was woken up early in the morning by a phone call. He didn't know who it was. He got out of the air conditioner, closed his eyes and touched the phone on the bedside, and answered it without looking at the caller ID. It was a voice he had never heard before.

He should not know that person.However, he reckoned that Zhou Fumao might have known him, so he didn't hang up the phone.

"How's it going?" said the man.

"What's the matter, raising a baby?" Zhou Han rubbed his eyes in a daze, immersed in sleepiness and unable to extricate himself, he started running the train with his mouth full of confusion again.

"..." The other party was silent.

"Brother, who are you looking for?" Zhou Han continued to ask, "Don't you think it's impolite to disturb others' sleep early in the morning? Hmm?"

"..." The other party fell silent.

Zhou Han began to wonder if the other party had made a wrong call. He was about to hang up when the other party spoke. He said, "Why did you change the card?"

why?

Zhou Han woke up a little bit, sat up, leaned on the bedside table, rubbed one hand, still remained hazy and quiet, squinted his eyes and looked out of the window, and said lazily, "Because you are rich and willful."

"..." The other party was silent again.

"Hey, just kidding, just kidding." Zhou Han, who was afraid that he would kill himself, quickly explained, "Brother, what do you want from me?"

"How did that go?" asked the man. "They didn't suspect you, did they?"

"???" Zhou Han's face was full of black question marks.

What are you doing, what are you doing.

"Brother, did you call the wrong number? I'm not the person you're looking for." What a mess.

"Aren't you Zhou Fumao?" the man asked, his voice a little suspicious.

"Yes, then who are you? Hurry up and report your name."

"Then you don't know me?" The man seemed surprised.

"May I ask who you are? I don't have a very good memory. Could you please tell me about the Dabao number?" Zhou Han suspected that this person came to cheat him out of money with a similar scam call.

Do I look like a rich man?

"...Don't make trouble." The man held back a little, and cursed in a low voice.

Zhou Han was not happy about this, so he hung up the phone after changing hands.Originally, when you called, you said a lot of things out of nowhere, and you still refused to say who you were, and swearing, who can bear this, anyway, Zhou Han just didn't want to waste his time with them.

If you have that time, you might as well use it to sleep.

Zhou Han got into bed again and fell asleep.

At this time, on the other side of the earth.In a certain country that has just entered the dark night, in a brightly lit house, a middle-aged man in gray home clothes stands in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, holding a hung-up mobile phone, his eyes slowly falling on the flickering lights in the distance. On the light, the handsome features showed no expression.

"Rick," a slender man with light makeup and long eyeliner wrapped his arms around his waist, licked the ear of the man named Rick, and said coquettishly, "what's wrong? ?”

"Little Mao, is he disobedient? Do you want me to fix him for you?"

"No." Rick said, pulling the man to press against the floor-to-ceiling window, and kissed him. "Wait a while and see what tricks he's playing."

"Hmm~" the man gasped, grabbed Rick's hand that was stretched into his pants, and smiled, "I want to go back and play with Little Mao Mao~"

"Huh?" Rick raised his voice at the end, "You are not enough with me?" Then he picked up the man and walked to the room.

On the other side of Country C, Zhou Han was coming out of the room.

The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

Muzigua: Xianyu, why do I have so few roles?I am happy, I want to hug, kiss and hold high

Xianyu: Because you guys are not popular with CP (spreading hands) Who made you so stupid, the readers don’t like you, blame yourselves for not being up to date.

Zhou Han: That’s right, look how cute I am (cuter than V in front of the camera), they are all here for me, hehe

Qin Shen: Huh?Who are you coming for?

Zhou Han: You, you, Uncle Qin, they are all here for you.

Mu Zigua, Mu Jiu, Little Ant System, Salted Fish: Spineless! (Erect middle finger)

Zhou Han: Tsk, wife is more important

Qin Shen: Who is the wife?

Zhou Han: me, me, me

Everyone: I can't watch it, call the police!

Later, Zhou Han, who was imprisoned, said that he would never show affection again. so love the king

Hahaha A small theater that came out of nowhere, hehe~

In fact, you don’t know, every time I see your comments, I’m so happy, I’m so happy that I want to fly, even if it’s someone who has already read and added points, it makes me happy for a long time, haha, that’s why I have motivation Make trouble, so fairies feed me more food, let me let myself go~