The self-cultivation of the coquettish bitch

When he got home, Zhou Han still felt very angry. He felt that he had been teased. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that Zhou Han wanted to find someone to kill Qin Shen.

"Ahhh...!" Zhou Han yelled a few times irritably.

"What the hell are you yelling at?" Mu Zigua, who came up from downstairs, looked at the retarded expression on his face, "What about you, Fa Chun?"

"No, I'm just tired." Zhou Han fell back on the bed again, slumped on the bed like a corpse, with his hands on his eyes, blocking the light.

"Hey." Mu Zigua also sat down on the bed, lying on his side with his hands on his head, "Why did you go to see Qin Shen this afternoon? I heard from the nurse there that your relationship is not simple. Hey, why are you tied to play, you guys are developing so fast?" The curious gossip in those words couldn't be concealed.

"Do you still dare to be more curious? You are a gossip, right?" Zhou Han curled his lips angrily, "Comrade Guajiji, if you have so much time, why don't you think about how to take your house down?" Nine."

"Take Ah Jiu?" Mu Zigua was a little surprised, his eyes widened, "Ah Jiu is mine in the first place, should I still take it? Just kidding."

"What kind of relationship do you have with Mu Jiu?" Hearing this, Zhou Han got up from the bed, sat next to her, and stared at him intently: "How did you guys catch up? Tell me, how did you catch up with him?" of?"

"What are you chasing after? I don't need to shoot at all. Ah Jiu will send it to the door automatically. There is no need to chase." Speaking of Mu Jiu, Mu Zigua was extremely proud and began to feel complacent. Ah Jiu is so well-matched, it's just... a couple of that heaven and earth."

"Do you still need to chase? Really."

Zhou Han clicked his tongue and rolled his eyes: "It was made in heaven. You are illiterate."

Mu Zigua giggled a few times, and scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "Whatever, you understand what I mean anyway."

"Boring." Zhou Han lay back on the bed again and sighed.He originally thought that he would get some useful information from Gua Jiji, but obviously he was thinking too much, Gua Jiji is an idiot who has never chased after a man.

Ugh……

annoying...

How do you go after a man?

How do you chase a man?

Zhou Han felt that he had encountered the most difficult question in this century. He thought it was a free question, but he didn't expect it to be an inquiry question, which was also intoxicating. Zhou Han felt that his brain cells were about to explode.

"Hey, Mao, do you have any troubles? Look, your wrinkles are showing." Mu Zigua reached out and pressed the wrinkles around Zhou Han's eyes, and said in surprise, "You are so ugly, you old man."

Zhou Han pushed his hands away, "Get out, you're an old man."

"Hee hee." Mu Zigua leaned on Zhou Han's chest with a smile, put his hands on his chin, and looked at him with a smile: "Mao, how about we go swimming this week? The weather is hot and it's perfect for swimming."

Zhou Han felt that this position was too intimate, so he stretched out his hand and pushed him: "Go down, I will crush your father to death. I don't have time to go swimming. If you want to go, ask Mu Jiu to accompany you."

"No time? Why are you going? You haven't worked recently."

"I have something to do." Zhou Han continued to push Mu Zigua, "By the way, Chi Chi, you have so many friends, have any of you ever chased after a man?"

"Chased a man?" Getting up from him, Mu Zigua looked at Zhou Han in shock, and his voice instantly raised eight degrees: "Big Mao, you want to chase a man? Who is who?"

Alas, it's at this point, Zhou Han thinks it's better to tell Mu Zigua, anyway, sooner or later he will know, it's better to tell him now, maybe he can get help, after all, Guajiji has so many bad ideas.

So, Zhou Han pondered for a while, and then said carefully: "Well, I want to chase, but the opponent's skill level is too high, so I still have to figure out how to make a move. Do you have any ideas?"

"Tch, what's the point of chasing after this? Just take the medicine and get on it, and you're still chasing ass." Mu Zigua was very simple and rude.

"...No." Zhou Han refused decisively. Chasing a man is already his bottom line. If he is asked to contribute his ass, he will quit. He is not gay, so he can't do it.

"Is there any other way? Be gentle, don't be so rude."

Mu Zigua gave him a suspicious look, and reached out to touch Zhou Han's forehead: "Did you not have a fever, big hair? You must know that you taught me these things before. Didn't you say that you can solve any problem after a night's sleep?" ? Why are you like this now?"

Zhou Han was so blocked that he couldn't speak a word, and it took him a long time to forcefully explain with his blushing face and thick neck: "Now is a harmonious society, we, we want to be civilized and harmonious, we can't be so obscene, we want to be a civilized citizen. "

"Oh really?" Mu Zigua was dubious, "But don't talk about that yet, Da Mao, you haven't told me who are you chasing after?"

"...Qin Shen." Zhou Han said his voice was a little soft.

"Sure enough!" Mu Zigua screamed, "You guys really have an affair! You didn't admit it just now!"

Zhou Han shrugged, said nothing, drooped his head, and unconsciously grabbed the hair on the mattress.

"Da Mao, if you want to chase Qin Shen, it's really difficult." Mu Zigua touched his chin and sighed, "He's handsome and a doctor, so he must be very popular."

"That's right, that's why I'm worried. How can I catch him? I went to talk to him in the afternoon, but he teased me instead." Zhou Han explained what happened in the afternoon in a bit of distress. Tell Muzigua.

Mu Zigua laughed out loud when he heard this, and scolded Zhou Han for being stupid, saying that he would definitely not be able to catch up with boys like this, causing Zhou Han to kick him.

"To tell you the truth, no kidding, is there any way?"

"There are ways, it's not that there is no way, but it depends on whether you are willing to let it go or not." Mu Zigua smiled a bit cheaply, which made Zhou Han a little worried. He felt that most of the things he came up with were bad ideas.

"Let's talk about it first."

"Come on, come here, I will tell you secretly. This is my exclusive secret."

shit.

So, Zhou Han discussed this with Mu Zigua all afternoon.The two locked themselves in the room, secretly discussing how to chase a man.

The discussion is still useful. It turns out that Mu Zigua's brain is still useful, but it is only used for chasing men.Zhou Han blushed when he heard what he said, but Mu Zigua felt that it was nothing but pediatrics.

So but in the end, Zhou Han listened to the opinions of Mu Zigua and X Du, and wrote a strategy for #追男大战战#.

After dinner, Zhou Han lay on the bed and read the guide again. He felt flustered. Although he didn’t know if this plan was feasible, Zhou Han felt that it was better to have a plan than to have a plan. The rat is done.

"Appear in front of him every day, if you have something to do, just check your presence." Zhou Han read the strategy.This is the first strategy, Mu Zigua said, chasing an old hooligan like Qin Shen with a high rank, you have to be more rogue and thick-skinned than him, so the first strategy is to show your presence in front of him every day, Brush a good sense of degree.

But Zhou Han felt that he had no good feelings in front of Qin Shen for a long time, so he just wanted to show his presence. He had to let Qin Shen get acquainted with him first. he.

The first one that comes to mind when you open your eyes and close your eyes.

Zhou Han blushed inexplicably, this strategy is really ambiguous, if Qin Shen is a girl, then...

"Bah, bah, bah. What are you thinking?" Zhou Han quickly shook his head, drove away the scary thoughts, and took out a brand new mobile phone from the bedside. It was bought by Mu Zigua. He still had the original one The Zhou family, he didn't dare to go back to get it, so he bought another one.A new mobile phone is also a new mobile phone card.

Zhou Han opened the address book, and there were only two people in it.One is Mu Zigua and the other is Qin Shen.He has no other contact information.One reason is that they don't know, and the other reason is that they don't want to involve too much. After all, he is not the real Zhou Fumao, he is Zhou Han.

A good citizen from the 21st century who loves the country and the people, although here he is just a coquettish bitch in the eyes of everyone.

Clicking on the text message, Zhou Han pressed the keyboard. He was thinking about how to send Qin Shen a good night text message. What should the text message say, just say, good night?

No no no.This is too much, Zhou Han dare not post this.But what to post?

Gua Jiji said that this good night text message is very important, if it is played well, it will help promote the relationship between the two of them, and if it is not played well, it will affect their progress.Anyway, what he said was very serious, that's why Zhou Han paid so much attention to it.

After thinking about it for a while, I really couldn't think of what to post.But seeing that it was almost twelve o'clock, Zhou Han was worried that Qin Beast would fall asleep and not be able to see, so he was a little anxious.Just typed something and sent it out indiscriminately.

When he realized that something had been sent in the text message, Zhou Han picked up his phone and looked at it, damn it, he was instantly stunned by himself.

【Brother Shen, I miss you so much. 】

What the hell is this!Zhou Han couldn't believe that this text message was sent by himself. He felt that he must have had his upper body just now, so he dared to send such a disgusting and nasty thing.

After successfully throwing the pot to Guajiji, Zhou Han stared at the screen again with his mobile phone in his hand. He was a little apprehensive, wondering how Qin Shen on the other side felt when he saw this text message.

Is it a shock or a surprise?Or do you pretend you can't see it?

Zhou Han couldn't figure out what his reaction was, but he felt that his behavior of holding the mobile phone and waiting for a response at the moment looked like a brain-dead, perverted, and insane.Why did he wait for Qin Shen's reply? It's really stupid.

Zhou Han hurriedly threw the phone aside, he didn't really like him, the reason for attacking him was to complete the task.So there is no need to be so concerned.

What to reply, just wait until tomorrow to see.

After thinking this way, Zhou Han fell asleep peacefully.

But when he got up the next day, Zhou Han still hadn't received a reply, but what was even more tragic was that Zhou Han found that his number seemed to be blocked.

Because his text messages could not be sent out! !

! ! !Pull black! ! !

Zhou Han was angry.

Qin Shen, you childish ghost!