bedside calendar

On the stage came a person gracefully, tall and tall, with a melon-like face, delicate and three-dimensional eyebrows, and a beautiful woman.Self-reported family, called "picturesque".Not to mention, it was really picturesque. At the beginning, they sang a song "Iron Blood and Loyal Heart" with full confidence.One person on the stage sang both male and female voices, and the transition was quite free. Every time there was a transition, there was applause and whistles from the audience.After the song was sung, the audience applauded loudly, the singing was really good, the audience applause gradually died down, and suddenly the audience said "Okay!", which should have been called for Beijing opera, but the young people nowadays There are not many people who listen to Peking Opera, and few people know the meaning of the sound, but it immediately attracted the picturesque on stage.Ruhua stared at her almond-shaped eyes and raised her eyebrows, but the voice of the old man abruptly blurted out, "Hey, I said! Isn't this crazy? Why did you come here? It's better if you call me back, and you don't know what to do." Dare to brag!"

It was Lin Feng who called out just now, and Lin Feng laughed in the audience, "What's the matter? You won't let me come here?" Lin Feng just heard that Xingkong had a reverse show, and he really didn't expect to meet an acquaintance.

The people on the stage also laughed, and shouted in a female voice, "How can it be, hey, let me tell you, don't you come for a while?" After saying that, he walked off the stage and came to Lin Feng.

"Don't sing, it's good to see you playing tricks." With a smile all over his face, Lin Feng stood up and had a picturesque conversation with Pingting, who was walking over in oversize high heels.

"Hey, I said, if you don't bring something like this, how can I let you go when you come here? Just wait." Seeing that Lin Feng refused to sing, Ruhua turned around and returned to the stage, and then ran directly backstage from the stage.

Before Lin Feng could remember, another person came running from the backstage. Lin Feng who had just sat down suddenly stood up, "Fox?! Why are you here?"

The person who just showed his face on the stage really lived up to his name, with long, slender eyes like a fox, and shouted at Lin Feng, "Come on, come up to the back, don't you want me to find two people to hold you down here? Come on?" Then he said to the audience: "This guy can also sing back and forth, and he sings decently well. He has a stage name of 'Yang Paifeng'! Let him roar!"

Hearing this from the audience, there was a roar of booing, all the friends that Lin Feng had invited, except for Gang San, no one knew about Lin Fengfeng, they all booed and rushed him to the stage.

Seeing that he couldn't dodge, Lin Feng was not stage-frightened, so he walked up to the stage facing the fox, "Fuck, okay, here I come. You fucking call me 'Yang Paifeng' again! My stage name is 'Sister Feng'." On stage Before turning around, he yelled at Jia Zhipeng, "Dapeng, I lost my body, will you come and save me?"

Jia Zhipeng was turning his head with his head covered, but when Lin Feng yelled suddenly, he became even more dizzy, "Ah?!"

Seeing Jia Zhipeng's appearance, Lin Feng laughed, "I'll go backstage and watch me sing a song later."

Jia Zhipeng hadn't figured out the situation yet, so he asked nonchalantly, "It's all reversed, what are you going to do?"

"Don't ask, you'll know in a while." Gang San waved the wine bottle in front of Jia Zhipeng, with a look of knowing everything in his chest, calmly waiting for the show.

"Oh-oh--" Zhou Wenhui was the first to react, and started booing loudly.

"What's the situation?" Han Han and Zhang Lin looked at each other, and then looked at Lin Feng's disappearing back on the stage.

When Han Han heard Zhang Lin's sentence "I am a 0, how can I accept someone so easily", my heart suddenly jumped!I didn’t come to speak in a hurry. The stage just started, and I was still thinking about it at this moment. Seeing that Lin Feng had disappeared, I turned around and asked Zhang Lin: "0? You don't accept others because you are a 0?" Han Han shook his head , "Even if you are a 1, can you easily find someone? Don't use this as an excuse, you are too lonely and clean." Han Han said with a smile, but Zhang Lin felt that the taste of self-deprecation was more, Han Han with a three-point smile on his face was still saying, "I said I like you, don't look at me, I haven't met you, but I can tell that you are a clean-hearted person, I don't like those who God is looking for people to make sex with people everywhere because of the bed. One by one, they talk about the gibberish, and if they find a partner, they will quit the circle immediately, and only occasionally make an appointment until they find the right person... I don’t believe it, I don’t You can’t clean yourselves until you find that person, and you can live in peace once you find that person, fart, go to hell!” Han Han Qingjun’s face was full of contempt.

Seeing Han Han's appearance, Zhang Lin burst out laughing, and tilted his head to look at Han Han, "You also swear, I thought you couldn't!" Obviously, his mood improved a lot.

"It's not that he can't say a word. Besides, Haitao has learned to know this." Han Han pouted, looking aggrieved.

"Your Haitao? He practiced it? He scolded you?" Zhang Lin looked at Han Han in disbelief.

"We've been together for a long time, so why can't we fight? It's obvious that I can't do it with my physique, so he started talking. He didn't expect me to talk too much. I'm stupid, and I can't even swear. He swears dirty words." , I was trembling with anger at the beginning, and then I opened the door and ran—oh, you said that I ran once and ran, but the second time he finished scolding and stood at the door, I didn’t have a chance to run, and after that I...haha, anyway I come and go again and again, and I can utter a few dirty words when I’m in a hurry.” Han Han’s embarrassed look is really cute, that expression is clearly saying that neither hands nor words can do, I’m just so useless? !

"You are really a treasure. How can you not feel bad for being so stupid? No wonder your Haitao dotes on you so much." Zhang Lin looked at Han and Han with a bit of pity, "Don't talk about me, I know You are not clean in heart, you simply have a cleanliness in your heart."

"How do you know, I didn't say anything?" Han Han looked puzzled.

"Yeah, you didn't say anything, those people in the group chatted about you privately, who did you reply to, you only talk to the master you see, am I right?" Zhang Lin smugly slanted Han glanced.

"Uh—how do you know?" Han Han blinked, "Besides, why am I ignoring people? I took the initiative to talk to you." That face was innocent.

Zhang Lin couldn't help laughing when he saw it, "Didn't you say that I was a set of truths just now?" Zhang Lin had a clear attitude, "So when you said you liked me, I didn't like it at all." Surprised, I also understand that what you say is different from what others say. I also like your cleanliness."

"Cough, cough, cough, cough—" Zhou Wenhui was coughing so hard that Zhang Lin and Han Han turned their heads to look at it. Zhou Wenhui hurriedly waved his hands to show that he was fine, and pointed to the stage to signal to Zhang Lin and Han Han see.

Zhou Wenhui never left Zhang Lin's eyes, took a sip of beer and touched Gang San's bottle with the bottle, Gang San glanced at Zhou Wenhui, Zhou Wenhui motioned Gang San to look at Zhang Lin and Han Han, and said: It's too late for people to meet each other!" A sour smell came up quietly.

"Let's be sympathetic to each other! They really are the same people and have a common language." As he spoke, Gang San raised his eyes and looked at Zhou Wenhui, "What's the matter, brother Hui really likes Zhang Lin?" very interested.

"How do you know that Zhang Lin is my favorite, not Han Han?" Zhou Wenhui looked at Gang San in confusion.

"Don't think they are the same people, the way you look at Zhang Lin is different from the way you look at Han Han! Besides, Han Han! Don't even think about it, the relationship between the two is very good!" I don't agree.

"Then they are..." Zhou Wenhui was puzzled.

"Pure friendship, what can there be?" Gang San's expression was a little disdainful.

"How did you find out?" Zhou Wenhui didn't quite believe it, and drank another big gulp of beer, feeling quite cool.

"What can two people do together? What else can there be if it's not pure friendship?" Gang San's phoenix eyes half-closed, and he smiled maliciously, "The two of you can't get stuck in bed, right? That's not stuck! "

"Cough, cough, cough, cough—" Zhou Wenhui almost spit out the beer, choking himself.Seeing Zhang Lin and Han Han looking at him, he quickly touched Gang San.

Gang San looked like he was watching the joke, and didn't say anything for Zhou Wenhui. Zhou Wenhui was coughing so badly that he couldn't speak, but he saw a person with heavy makeup coming up on the stage. She has become a woman, but that figure looks like a man, and that figure looks familiar no matter what—Zhou Wenhui was taken aback, and seeing Gang San's eyes full of smiles, he guessed who it was, and hurriedly pointed to the stage to signal to Zhang Lin Look at Han Han.

"Don't think I have a thick waist, I don't have a costume, I can't keep up with this waist! I don't have that picturesque waist. His waist is about as thick as my ankle!" There was laughter from the audience, "Forget it, let's not talk about it Draw that fucked one, I'm..."

Suddenly someone shouted from the audience, "You are a 'bucket'!"

The person on the stage flipped his wrist, twisted his orchid finger, and pointed down the stage, "Nonsense, I'm clearly a 'beer barrel'!" While talking, he patted his waist and abdomen.

The audience laughed again.

"Today I came to the stage in a hurry, I didn't prepare my outfit, so I just sang a song—who said it? Who said it? Whoever raps and sings all night will sing it. I can't come, so I will sing a song!" Everyone laughed, "Just sing "For Whom"!"

……

No one except Gangsan knew that Lin Fengfeng had reversed the conspiracy, and no one knew that this was a man crazy. The more booing in the audience, the happier he was, and he could play all kinds of strange things.This night was full of joy, after Lin Feng sang "For Whom", he was called back to the stage again. The hospitality was hard to give up, and there was another "Tears of Plum Blossoms".Having had enough fun in front of Jia Zhipeng and the crowd, he went backstage to take off his makeup, but it took him an hour to come out.

When Lin Feng reappeared, Jia Zhipeng asked him where he had been, and he said that he had gone to meet the boss of Xingkong, everyone laughed.Lin Feng glanced at his watch, at 1:14, it was already number 31 before he knew it.

When the two returned home, Lin Feng was somewhat taller, but before going to bed, he subconsciously glanced at the desk calendar. It was now October 2015, 10, and Jia Zhipeng's trip was still 31 days away, October 4, 2015! October is coming to an end, I really don’t want to turn over this month, there are four more days, only four days left, and the fifth day after four days, Dapeng will leave!