The old ancestor's painting style is always wrong

The author has something to say: Baobao agreed to Lajiazi's [-]:[-] am, and dragged my daughter Wanhua out from the theater next door to be the host.

But Shen Zhongyu and Zhang Zhihe strayed into Xiaoqian World, but what they saw was an elf shrouded in spiritual light floating in the air.The two looked at each other, and then they drew their swords together and slashed away. With a flash of inspiration, they tied the two of them in place.The elf showed her true form, but it was a woman, about twenty-eight years old, dressed in a big red dress. After a blessing ceremony, she said: "I am not a nine-year-old concubine, and I have been entrusted by others. Please come here and ask a few questions." Words will not hinder the future of life."

Shen Zhongyu frowned, and asked first: "I don't know what the words are, what do you want to know?"

"It's just chatting, the two of you have worked hard all the way, why don't you stay in this fairyland for a few days."

The two looked at each other, and then looked at the surrounding green trees and flowers, flowing springs and fine stones, full of aura, it really is a paradise.Shen Zhongyu smiled, patted Zhang Zhihe's hand as a way of reassurance, and said, "It's just chatting, it's okay."

Mo Jiuniang seemed to be relaxed, showing a brisk smile, and said: "This is the best. Please sit down, both of you." After the guests and hosts were seated, she ordered someone to serve green brewed wine and jujube pears.

The three of them drank up the green wine in their cups and ate the jujube. The host and guest enjoyed themselves for a while.Mo Jiuniang took out a thick stack of books and began to ask questions; Mo Jiuniang: "Although I knew the identities of the two people earlier, it is customary to ask, may I ask your names?"

Shen: Shen Zhongyu

Zhang: Zhang Zhihe

Mo: "What's your age?"

Shen: More than 3000 in my previous life, but more than 200 in this life.

Zhang: 60 years old.

Hearing this, Mo Jiuniang raised her eyebrows, showing an ambiguous smile, and with a swipe of a pen on the paper, wrote: "The old man's twilight love."

Shen (reading the contents upside down on the paper, surprised): Am I very old?

Zhang: Longevity is boundless, Changle is still young, what is old? !

Mo: "What is the gender?"

Shen: male

Zhang: Male

4 What is your personality like?

Shen (looking at Zhang Zhihe): What do you think of me?

Zhang (upright): Stubborn

Mo Jiuniang: "Please Taoist Master Shen, don't evade the problem."

Shen: "I feel that I have a good temper, what do you think?"

Mo Jiuniang swiped the pen again, "Mr. Shen is very scheming, and his answer is also ambiguous."

5 The character of the other party?

Shen: If you are too stubborn, can't you be more obedient?

Zhang: Mr. loves to bully people too much.

Mo Jiuniang wrote: "This is not the same as not saying anything."

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Shen: I saw him at a deserted temple in the Tianshan Mountains.

Zhang: At that time, I got lost and went to Tianshan Mountain, and then I met Mr.

Mo Jiuniang brushed a few strokes, "Zhang Daochang is a road-crazy man, unless others lead the way, he basically never finds the way by himself."

7 The first impression of the other party?

Shen: I don't know each other in the spring breeze, so why enter the curtain?

Zhang (face slightly red): Not a bad person, that's great.

Mo Jiuniang: "Mr. Shen's provocative skills are at full level."

8 What do you like about each other?

Shen: My Azhi is impeccable, I like them all.

Zhang (face turns redder): Me too.

Mo Jiuniang: "Master Shen is still flirting with men, hehe."

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Shen: "Every time I want to hate him a little bit, what he does makes me like it a little bit more.

Zhang (with her lips pursed, with a glamorous look, but her ears are slightly red): No Mo Jiuniang: "I'm going to the beggar gang to borrow a cloud curtain to cover my eyes."

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Shen: I think it's good, I'm afraid he's not good.

Zhang: What Mr. said is what I said.

Shen Zhongyu smiled when he heard the words, and pecked Zhang Zhihe lightly on the side of his head.

Mo Jiuniang: "What the hell, these two are flirting with each other."

11 What do you call each other?

Shen: Azhi, my dear Azhi

Zhang: Sir, Mr. Shen.

When Mo Jiuniang heard this, she couldn't help raising her eyebrows and said, "That's it."

Shen: That's it, there are more, just let Azhi tell me.

Mo Jiuniang: "What the hell, I don't want to go on, I want a box lunch with chicken legs!"

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Shen: He can call him whatever he wants, even if he can't.

Zhang (as if thinking of something): Whatever you want, I will agree to call you whatever you want.

Mo Jiuniang: "Huh? Dirty!"

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Shen (looking back at Zhang Zhihe): Fu Hu

Zhang (thought for a while): Not so good.The phoenix loses his scheming, the peacock loses his restraint, and the Kunpeng loses his splendor... Unexpectedly, Shen Zhongyu suppressed a smile while listening to him counting slowly, and couldn't help hugging someone and kissing him, saying: "Shhh, what are you doing?" To be honest, there is not much to say.

Mo Jiuniang: "Indifferent."

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Zhang (serious face): What I like and what he likes.

Shen: Peach blossoms grow from a tree, I see peach blossoms as if I were seeing you.

Mo Jiuniang: "This doggerel is written at a very low level, ha ha."

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Shen: sit up

Zhang: Sir!No, whatever you want, whatever you want. "

Mo Jiuniang: "I don't understand, I don't understand."

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Shen: Too much love to work hard, but that's what sword repairers need.

Zhang: Leave me alone.

Mo Jiuniang: "This answer is surprisingly normal."

17 What is your problem?

Shen: She is resourceful, compassionate and forbearing, but she still lacks a bit of courage.

Zhang: Sometimes I am too reckless.

Mo Jiuniang: "It's okay, it's okay, this problem is quite normal."

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Shen: All good!

Zhang: It's too hard, sir, to think too much.

Mo Jiuniang: "It's started again."

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Shen: Every time I look at him, I feel joy in my heart. What else can I be unhappy about?

Zhang: I once tried to be frightened by my husband's scheming.But when I think about how dangerous my husband was in the past, I can only feel heartache.

Mo Jiuniang: "Someone bring me the dog food I brought from Tiance Mansion!"

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Shen: Probably re-traveling the magic way.

Zhang: Don't take good care of yourself.

Mo Jiuniang: "This style of painting is too normal, I'm not very used to it."

21 How far is your relationship?

Shen: The life and death agreement is broad, and it is said with Zicheng.

Zhang (bows his head): Seeing a gentleman, Yunhu is not happy.

Mo Jiuniang: "All of a sudden it's literature and art."

22 Where did two people first date?

Shen: Maybe it was a big drunk at the Snow Accumulation Temple in Shuofang City?We are all in this together.

Zhang: Together with your husband, anytime and anywhere is fine.

The two held hands tightly and looked at each other with affection in their eyes.

Mo Jiuniang: "I didn't expect such a pure Daoist Zhang to be a flirt, and the world is getting worse." 23 How was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Shen: A confidant is hard to come by, talk about everything.

Zhang: Fall asleep when you reach your feet, and talk at night in bed.

Mo Jiuniang: "It's so sticky."

24 How far has it progressed then?

Shen: I thought it was my apprentice.

Zhang: I thought it was a teacher and friend.

Mo Jiuniang: "It turned out to be cultivation."

25 frequent date spots?

Shen: Whereabouts are uncertain.

Zhang: The road is vast, and there is no place to stop sometimes.

Mo Jiuniang: "It makes sense."

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Shen: If he likes it, then a birthday ceremony will be held once in a hundred years to spread the number of guests.

Zhang: No need.But if my husband likes the birthday party, then I will write a post to invite people to come.

Shen Zhongyu laughed and said, "I've had enough fun in my previous life, but it's really meaningless."

Zhang Zhihe: "Yes."

Mo Jiuniang: "Oh, these two big local tyrants. It's a birthday or a birthday ceremony. They are really tall."

27 Which party confessed first?

Zhang: It's me.

Shen: It's me.

The two looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.Zhang Zhihe said: "I'm the one who said it first, it's Mr. Xinyue's."

"Okay, then it's you."

Mo Jiuniang: "What is there to argue about?"

28 How much do you like each other?

Shen: I hugged him up in the morning, saw the peach blossoms blooming outside the window, and wanted to fold one for him.

Zhang: I know you well, and my life will never end.

Mo Jiuniang: "Oh, indifference."

29 So, do you love each other?

Shen: Isn't that what you said?

Zhang: Of course.

Mo Jiuniang: "It is Daoist Zhang who cooperates."

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Shen: Jianxiu's heart is firm and invincible. What can I do about the decision he made?

Zhang: Mr. is thoughtful, I just obey.

Mo Jiuniang: "Daozhang Zhang really has a big heart, the kind who would count the money after being sold."

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Shen: Kill the person who seduced him unknowingly.

Zhang (glanced silently at Shen): Go back to Kunlun.

Shen Zhongyu grabbed Zhang Zhihe and said, "Don't worry, such a thing will never happen." "I believe in sir."

Mo Jiuniang: "Daozhang Zhang has such a good temper, why is Daozhang Shen's thoughts so disharmonious?"

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Shen: I don't want to hurt him even the slightest bit, so I just kidnap him and let it go.

Zhang: In any case, I take Mr. as my teacher and friend, and don’t mention anything else.

Mo Jiuniang: "Daozhang Zhang is a very gentle swordsman? There seems to be something wrong."

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Shen: An hour?How long is it?

Mo Jiuniang: Just half an hour.

Shen: Oh, that's okay.

Zhang: Only half an hour, just wait.

Mo Jiuniang: "For these two, days are counted on a yearly basis."

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Shen: Of course I won't tell you.

Zhang: It's all a mess.

Mo Jiuniang: "I'm starting to worry about the last fifty questions."

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Shen: Every time he goes desperately

Zhang: Every time Mr. gets hurt

Mo Jiuniang: "A very normal answer."

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Shen: Cultivate with him.

Zhang: Practice swords with Mr.

Mo Jiuniang: "Oh, these two are still very hardworking monks."

39 Ever quarreled?

Shen: The war of words is the most pointless.

Zhang: No need.

Mo Jiuniang: "Do you usually win or lose by fighting?"

40 What are the quarrels?

Shen: ...

open:……

How to reconcile after 41?

Shen: ...

open:……

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Shen: If Ah Zhi really wants to be reincarnated, I will personally pick him up and lead him into Taoism.

Zhang: Me too.

Mo Jiuniang: "For these two, only the souls of the two can be separated. What is a mere reincarnation?" 43 When will you feel that you are loved?

Shen: All the time.

Zhang: There is love from the master and brother in the door, and the care of the husband when you go out.God treats me so generously!

Mo Jiuniang: "Usually those who grow up pampered are little princesses, it's rare to see them raised so well."

44 What is your expression of love?

Shen: Let him ascend with me.

Zhang: Soar up with Mr.

Mo Jiuniang: "The answer fits the monk's painting style very well."

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Shen: When I was in Kusang, I was always worried that he told me he was afraid

Zhang: I woke up and found myself back in Kunlun.

Mo Jiuniang: "Unexpectedly, Daoist Shen has so many thoughts in his heart, it's really boring." 46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Shen: Flowers?The flowers are too delicate, they are clearly made of pines and cypresses, and they are still luxuriant after frost.

Zhang: Mr. Hua is so beautiful, flowers are not enough to match his capacity.

Shen Zhongyu pinched his ears and said, "Is it just my face?"

Zhang Zhihe said very seriously: "As far as the whole body is concerned, Mr. really has the best-looking face." Mo Jiuniang: "The whole body? I don't understand, I don't understand."

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Shen: I can't say anything to anyone in this life, let alone him?

Zhang: I can't hide it from Mr.

Mo Jiuniang: "These two are really gentlemen!"

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Shen: Why do you feel inferior?

Zhang: When a man stands in the world, he must not be arrogant, nor can he be without pride. Why do you feel inferior?

Mo Jiuniang: "In addition to dog food, there is also chicken soup, which tastes good."

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Shen: There are still many people who don't know about it, but they never thought about keeping it secret.

Zhang: No problem.

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Shen: The world is old.

Zhang: Forever and ever.

Mo Jiuniang: "Immortal bones have no cold or heat, and they will last for thousands of years."