The old ancestor's painting style is always wrong

However, after Mo Han and Shen Zhang talked for so long, the three of them became a little familiar.She stood up and stretched, such a casual and slightly rude movement made the beauty look extremely charming.She looked down at the rest of the content, covered her mouth and said with a coquettish smile: "Have you both rested? Then we will continue." The two looked at each other, thinking of Mo Han's ambiguous smile, secretly felt something was wrong , but still nodded yes.

51. Mo: Are you the attacker or the receiver?

Zhang: Attack?Shou?What does this mean?When it comes to hands-on, I usually use offense instead of defense.

Shen: I will protect Ah Zhi all over.

Mo: No, the main thing is what will you do between the beds?Offensive or bearable? (After finishing speaking, a Taiyin pointed to the crane on the Yaotai pillow, and quickly dodged a long sword that fell)

Zhang: ... I don't know what it means.

Shen (reaching out and pressing Zhang Zhihe's shoulder): It's not humane.

Mo (wiping the sweat off his forehead): scribbled down the irritable sword cultivator on the paper.

52 Mo: Why did you make such a decision?

Zhang: I listen to Mr. (the blushing look is so pure)

Shen (glanced arrogantly at Mo Han): What does this have to do with you?

Mo (scribbling down): The interviewer was extremely uncooperative.

53 Mo: Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Zhang: ...very good.

Shen (satisfied): Very good.

Mo: It's rare to get harmonious.

54 Mo: Where was your first night?

Shen: First night?Last life or this life?In my previous life, I don't remember.For the rest of my life, I will be with Azhi.

Zhang: Seven Kill City City Lord's Mansion.

Mo: No, I'm talking about where was the first time you guys shot guns and guns in bed?

Shen: It's the same as what Ah Zhi said.But, girl, you should know it's not something worth inquiring about.

Mo: I felt a murderous aura, and felt that I would die after fifty questions.

55 Mo: How did you feel at that time?

Shen: Very happy.

Zhang: ...Well, it's a little hot, like soaking in hot water.

Mo: Doesn't it hurt?

Zhang (eyes wide open in astonishment): Why does it hurt?

Shen (pressing Zhang Zhihe's shoulder, telling him not to talk too much): Ah Zhi is a swordsman.

Mo: Got it. (Sword repair means that the body is very strong, and the pain caused by intercourse is similar to mosquito bites to him.)

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Shen: ...Well, the setting sun shines back on Taohuawu, and the catkins fly in patches of red.

Zhang: There is no such thing as a beauty in a thousand years, but a good-looking person is a beauty.

Mo: All of a sudden, there is a bit of literature and art, isn't it, Taohuawu?I didn't think of anything, this big scumbag!

57 Mo: What is your first sentence in the morning of the first night?

Shen: I put on my clothes and went to poke the incense burner.

Zhang: Practice swords.

Mo: Very harmonious answer, gratifying to congratulate.

58 Mo: How many times do you have intercourse within a ten-day period?

Zhang (blinking his eyes): It's hard to say, we need to retreat.

Shen: I can't wait to go day and night, but the road to immortality is vast, how can I indulge?

Mo: This style of painting is very monastic.

59 Mo: In the most ideal situation, how many times a ten-day period is better?

Zhang: It may be ten days at a time, so it's hard to say.

Shen (pressing his forehead, so sincere): We usually call it weekend

Mo: Both of you have good physical strength.

60 Mo: So, what will your intercourse be like?

Shen (quick to answer): We are in love with each other, like glue.

Zhang: What Mr. said is what I said.

Mo: It feels a bit dirty, but also a bit literary.

61 Mo: Your most sensitive place?

Zhang: The tip of the tongue, in order to wake up in time by biting the tip of the tongue when going crazy, so the tip of the tongue is usually not tempered, it is the softest.

Shen: You can say that.

Mo: When you kiss, how obvious is it?

Shen: So often in the end, his legs are weak.

Zhang: I have not. (Turn around and kiss)

Mo: Huh?I asked for a blindfold.

62 Mo: What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Shen: Didn't you just say that?

Zhang: That's right.

Mo: Even Daoist Zhang has learned badly.

63 Mo: Use one sentence to describe the other party when you are happy?

Shen: On Wan Wan Lang's lap, where is he not pitiful?

Zhang: Sir!

Shen: Well, I was wrong.What can you say?

Zhang: I don't know.

Mo (quietly watching)

Shen: The next one.

Mo: Alas.

64 Frankly speaking, do you like to have fun?

Shen: Food and drink are the great desires of men and women.

Zhang: Like bad smell, like lust.

Mo: These two answered very honestly.

65 Mo: A good place to have fun under normal circumstances?

Shen: A dormitory or a quiet room.

Zhang: A place with Mr.

Mo: Isn't there a hot spring or something?

Shen: Well, that is the bedroom.

Mo: Local tyrants...

66 Happy places you want to try?

Shen: If you want to, just go there.But at least the surrounding area is safe.

Zhang: You can't take risks because of this.

Mo: It seems that you don't have to think about wild marriages.

67 Is bathing before or after sex?

Shen: Why take a bath?

Mo: Because you will sweat.

Zhang: A pure yang body does not sweat.

Mo: ...Oh, monks are so convenient.No, there are some other products?

Shen: The luck energy is transformed into aura and absorbed.

Mo: Good environmental protection afterwards.

68 Is there any agreement in Huanhaoshi?

Shen: Is there anything you can't talk about on a daily basis?

Zhang: No.

Mo: Do ​​you really understand? !For example, what pose do you like?

Shen: Well, lotus sitting and embracing cranes crossing necks.

Zhang: Sir?

Shen: Nothing,

Mo: I regret asking this question, I don't even understand, I don't even know.

69 Mo: Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Shen: Not in this life, but a lot in my previous life.

Zhang: No.

Mo: Well, no wonder Taoist Master Shen is so filthy, he has experienced many battles.

70 Mo: Do ​​you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"if you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Shen: If I was still in my previous life, I would have done this.But now, I'll be more devious.

Zhang: My sword is designed for this person.

Mo: The three views of these two are not quite consistent.

71 What would you do if the other party was fucked by the thug Gongshinv?

Shen: Who dares?

Zhang: Who can?People from Huashen Palace?

Shen: No, you're overthinking. People in Huashen Palace don't have the guts.

Mo: Well, these two are also very powerful.

72 Mo: Do ​​you feel embarrassed before getting married?or later?

Shen: What is there to be embarrassed about about Dunlun?

Zhang: No, it's interesting.

Mo: You two are very frank.

73 Mo: If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked to have a good night with you, would you?

Shen: You mean Beiming Sanren?He has no guts.

Zhang: Is this plotted by Huashen Palace?I'll knock him out first, and then find a way to heal him.

Mo: It's really a swordsman who has no interest.

74 Mo: Do ​​you think you are good at making fun?

Shen: You don't have to be good at it, just enough is enough.

Zhang: I agree with Mr.The method of double rest is in practice, not in a moment of joy.

Mo: You two are very serious monks.

75 Mo: What about the other party?

Zhang: Better than me.

Shen: I will teach him.

Mo: Well, teaching and learning benefit each other.

76 Mo: What do you want the other party to say when you are having a good time?

Shen: I prefer that he be speechless.

Zhang: ...Well, just don't tease me.

Mo: I feel dirty again.

77 Mo: Which expression do you prefer when you are having fun?

Shen: No matter what kind of expression, there is a cuteness, but it is the most interesting when it is gritting its teeth and forbearance.

Zhang (thought for a while): All good.

Mo: I feel that Daoist Zhang has also started to be dishonest.

78 Mo: Do ​​you think it is okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

Shen: No need, I am a person of spiritual practice, and I don't value carnal desires. If I didn't work with Ah Zhi, why should I waste my time?

Zhang (holding Shen Zhongyu's hand and smiling): Exactly.

Mo: The answer is very monk-style. It seems that Taoist Shen is not only good at speaking pornography.

79 Mo: Are you interested in sadism or masochism?

Shen: I've heard that some magic cultivators who specialize in the way of harmony like it, but these stupid people with promiscuous skin, huh, huh, they're not worth mentioning.I will not hurt Ah Zhi, and Ah Zhi will not hurt me.

Zhang (looking at Mo Han with a strange face): Where did the girl hear such a strange thing?I never thought about it.

Mo: Ahem, look at me, it sounds like I have a strong taste!

80 Mo: If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Shen: Is he going to retreat?

Zhang: Mr. is going to retreat, I'd better not bother you.

Mo: Huh?Don't you all stay together without retreating?

81 Mo: What do you think of Gong Shi's daughter-in-law?

Shen: The methods are too poor to be worth mentioning.

Zhang: Cut it off.

Mo: I feel that although the attitudes of the two seem to be the same, their views are very different.

82 Mo: What is the most painful thing in the relationship?

Zhang: No pain.

Shen: If you feel uncomfortable, just stop.

Mo: Makes sense...

83 Mo: Among all the hobbies so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Shen: Ah Zhi is in Kunlun's cave?After all, there are three gods in Kunlun.

Zhang: Master really doesn't pay attention to these little things in bed.

Mo: ...Well, having sex at your boyfriend's house and being seen by others at any time is really exciting.

84 Mo: Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Shen (looking at Zhang Zhihe with a smile): Would you like to fight?

Zhang: Actually, I really want to compete with swords.

Mo: Fighting swords?Hmm, I don't understand.

85 Mo: The attacking side's expression at that time?

Shen: Smile.

Zhang: As he said.

Mo: It feels like Xiaoshou sent it to your door on his own initiative?

86 Mo: Has the attacking side ever acted violently?

Zhang: No.

Shen: No need.

Mo: It seems easy for Taoist Shen to coax people into bed.

87 Mo: What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

open:……

Shen: ...

88 Mo: For you, what is the ideal of "being a lover"?

Zhang: If you don't meet Mr., you will grow old with your sword in your arms.

Shen (laughing): That's him.

Mo: I was abused by a dog again.

89 Mo: Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Zhang: That's him.

Shen: No one else.

Mo: What about those purple ladies in your previous life?

Shen: Oh?

Mo: Is there something wrong with it?I feel like I'll be silenced after I finish asking.

90 Mo: Have you ever used small props in Huanhao?

Shen: Incense to add to the fun?

Zhang: What kind of incense?

Shen: Don't worry, it won't be Gao Tangmeng.

Zhang: Oh, and wine.

Mo: Are these two indescribable after drinking?

91 Mo: When did your first time happen?

Shen: Didn't you say that before?I can't remember clearly in my previous life, but in this life I was in Qisha City with Ah Zhi.

Zhang (Looking at Shen Zhongyu with a smile): I was in Seven Killing City with my husband.

Mo: These two are here again.

92 Mo: Was the object at that time your current lover?

Shen: Not in the previous life, but in this life.

Zhang: Yes!

93 Mo: Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Zhang: It’s all right, as long as it’s Mr.

Shen (looking at Zhang Zhihe): I want to kiss your whole body... No, it's okay.

Mo: Started to play yellow accent again.

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Shen: earlobe, Adam's apple...

Zhang: No one can tell where the excitement comes from.

Mo: Suddenly, I found that Daoist Shen was a lot more frank, and then Daoist Zhang was a lot more cunning.

95 Mo: What is the thing that pleases each other the most when you are happy?

Shen: Probably more intense?

Zhang: Well, don't grit your teeth...

Mo: In fact, it is called out, right?

96 Mo: What do you think about when you are happy?

Shen: Negative clouds and qi cut off the blue sky, riding on the changes of the six qi to travel infinitely.

Zhang: Facing the wind with emptiness.

Mo: Both of these descriptions of the indescribable are very ethereal.

97 Mo: How many times have you had a good night?

Shen: One night?One time is not enough, right?

Zhang: Certainly not enough.

Mo: ...the physical strength is really good

98 Mo: When you are happy, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Shen: They are the robes of the Lord. I can't just take them off, or he will be injured.

Zhang: Yes.

Mo: Very reasonable.

99 Mo: How is it good for you?

Shen: A kind of communication and cultivation.

Zhang: A way to grow your cultivation happily.

Mo: What a healthy and positive answer!

100 Mo: Please say something to your lover

Shen: Do it!

Zhang: Well!

The shining green light transformed by the measuring ruler suddenly appeared, trapping Mo Han in it like a cage, Zhang Zhi and the human sword merged into one, turning into a silver light passing through the chest, opening Mo Han's entire chest .

As soon as Mo Han was in pain, he woke up immediately, pushed his husband next to him, and found that he was still in the bedroom, and he could not remember the nightmare just now.

When Shen and Zhang saw Mo Han suddenly disappearing under the heavy siege, they looked at each other and were secretly vigilant, but this small world quickly collapsed on its own and they were thrown out.