President's offensive and defensive battle

After rejecting Heixiazi's movie, Wu Xie got up to wash up, cleaned up the work of the previous day, and then rushed to log in to the game at noon, and read the offline news while cleaning up the daily routine.

Apart from greetings from relatives and friends, appointments with enemies, studio sales, and arena fights, there was only one piece of news that caught his attention.

(Secret chat) (dumb Zhang): Not here?

Wu Xie was stunned for a while looking at these two simple words. He was working last night, and he didn't deliberately avoid certain people because of certain things.But at this moment, he forcibly read cautiously from these two words.

Wu Xie shook his head, laughing secretly that he must have been brainwashed by those ubiquitous CP parties, otherwise how could he have such an idea? !

Although he forced himself not to care, but inevitably, Wu Xie still remembered the first time he met the dumb Zhang...

It was the late 80s, and Wu Xie had just started playing this game.At that time, he took Xie Yuchen and Fatty together to reach the full level, then established his own guild, and bought his own guild territory.

The first name of the gang was thought up by them together, it was very common, it was called "Wu's Small Shop".

The innocent second generation ancestor, the eldest girl Mei Youlang and Haitang, the three of them were the elders of the gang and the only three members at that time.

One day, when Xie Yuchen was catching pets in the wild, he met a little Wanhua girl.The two ignored each other, and when the pet came out, Xie Yuchen snatched it with his quick hands, but ended up in trouble.

Xiao Hualuo was a little unhappy because she didn't get the pet. She said that Xie Yuchen didn't know how to come first, then she said that Xie Yuchen's character was ugly, and then she said that it's a bitch that the female show is a big guy who likes pets... Finally There is really nothing to say, and it is a shame for the sect to say that as a Qixiu, he doesn't have a "big fan"!

Although Xie Yuchen was not serious with a little girl, in the end he was nagged to the point where he couldn't bear it, but his magic CD was not good yet.

So, he cut off the output of mental skills, vendetta killed and guarded that little Hualuo.

Five minutes later, Xie Yuchen flew back to the main city, intending to clean up his daily life, but Wu Xie came to chat with him privately and said: Xiaohua, you have been hung up in the world!

Xie Yuchen: ...

It seems that Xiao Hualuo shouldn't be a member of a big gang, otherwise she wouldn't just dare to hang around the world after being guarded by someone.

Although Xie Yuchen really wanted to stop this matter, Wu Xie couldn't help but kept asking the bottom line, so he told him.

Wu Xie was very unhappy after hearing this, but the point of the unhappiness was a little strange.

He said: "Why didn't you say it earlier?! We are not short of money, isn't it just a big fan? Where can I buy it? I'll recharge it now!"

Xie Yuchen's black line: My knight, your focus has already shifted to the "Shankou Mountain" next door.

Fatty reminded weakly at the side: "It's not the fan in the mall, it's the Qixiu special effect weapon dropped in the level 70 25-player dungeon. It can dance, but it's too sissy and Haitang and I don't even want it."

Wu Xie said righteously: "No! It must be done! One for each, don't embarrass your sect!"

Then Xie Yuchen and Fatty didn't speak, but Wu Xie's system reminded him:

Haitang adds you as an enemy, and the vendetta will start after 5 seconds.

The big girl Miyatami adds you as an enemy, and the vendetta will start after 5 seconds.

Haitang has started a vendetta against you.

The eldest girl, Mi Youlang, has started a vendetta against you.

(Recent chat) (Naive Second Generation Ancestor): What are you doing? !

(Recent chat) (Haitang): Beat you.

(Recent chat) (The big girl is beautiful and wavy): +1

Since then, Wu Xie and the others have added one more thing to their daily routine—playing dungeons and brushing fans.

A level 70 hero copy requires 25 people to fight together. Although they are already level 80, it is impossible for only three people.However, they don't know anyone else, so they can only follow the wild group.

The rule of the wild group is that when something comes out, everyone bids together, and the highest bidder wins, especially this kind of dungeon from the previous era, everyone is here to use the appearance to brush achievements, so there is no rule of priority for this sect.

Wu Xie is not short of money, a proper local tyrant.It's just that they don't know if they are unlucky or the big fan is difficult to get out. Anyway, after playing for three months, they haven't even seen a single hair of the fan...

On this day, Wu Xie still took Xie Yuchen and the others to brush the fans, but after entering the group, he found that there were already five Qixiu in the group.Xie Yuchen originally wanted to quit and find another one, but Wu Xie heard a secret from somewhere, saying that it was easier to produce things from the same sect when there were more people in the same sect, so he didn't quit.

The leader of this regiment is a Tang sect, the Frightening Feather Jue, in the dungeons of that era, there was a world full of deceitful ways, and the Frightening Feather Jue was a bit rare.

Wu Xie looked at the team leader's equipment, and couldn't help typing in the team: "This is the first time I've seen a whale seriously equipped with a book, the leader is V5!"

"Enter the book." The group leader typed.

Wu Xie was speechless, and secretly complained to Xie Yuchen: This regiment leader is so boring, I really deserve his ID.

That's right, the group leader is the dumb Zhang. Wu Xie still remembers the excitement of the whole group of girls when he turned on the mic.But Mute Zhang's voice is indeed nice, and it's the type that makes people think he looks good when they hear it.

Dumb Zhang's command is very sharp, and he has strong adaptability. He speaks concisely but can make everyone in the regiment understand what he should do, and his output is very high, not like a whale.

The copy went smoothly.

Finally, they came to the boss who was the easiest to make a big fan. Before the fight, some Xiuxiu used the chat action of Shangxiang to the boss, saying that this would bless the fan.

Wu Xie naturally didn't believe this, but the fat man followed the incense stick.Xie Yuchen chatted secretly with Wu Xie: "If it comes out, how much will it cost?"

Wu Xie thought for a while, then typed: "Shoot for as much money as you want."

Xie Yuchen was speechless: "Did you burn too much money?"

Wu Xie made a toothy grin, and said, "Master Haitang, you are going to be a Shuangchengwu, so you still care about the money?"

Xie Yuchen despised him: "Shuangcheng weapons are useful, what's the use of this broken fan?"

Wu Xie thought for a while, and tried: "Don't you want to embarrass the sect?"

Xie Yuchen: "Get lost."

The two chatted privately back and forth, and dumb Zhang was ready to fight.

A group of 20 people smoothly killed the boss named "Shalia".Relying on being close to the boss, Wu Xie picked up the drop as soon as he bent down. Looking at the item bar that popped up instantly, a weapon named "Blood Shadow Tianyu Dancer" lay there obediently.

At this time, Qixiu in the regiment exclaimed: "Big fan!"

Immediately, the team channel was full of joy, and there were compliments like "Second Young Master is so popular!" and "Second Young Master is great!", which made Wu Xie blush.

Xie Yuchen chatted silently: "It really happened..."

Fatty's team typed: "Fucking incense, it really works?!"

The voice of the dumb Zhang said: "Big fan, starting from 1000."

Mute Zhang hadn't finished speaking yet, and the Qixiu, who were affectionate with each other just a second ago, immediately became bloody. Wu Xie couldn't help but be dumbfounded watching the auction prices rolling up in the team channel.

These girls are really unambiguous when they buy things!

……

(Team) (Begonia): 15w.

(Team) (Red Sleeve Timing Fragrance): ...We only got 7w photos of local rich sister_(:з)∠)_

(Team) (Baitang): In my heart, the price is higher, and I won’t give it up, so be quick.

(Team) (I'm a pineapple): P, but sister Tuhao, you don't need a follower...

(Team) (The big girl is beautiful and lang): Sister Begonia V5, O(∩_∩)O

(Team) (Second Ancestor of Innocence): Miss, you...

(team) (dumb sheets): 16

(Team) (Xi Yu): Fucking leader, who are you taking this photo for?

(Team) (Begonia): P

(Team) (Tianzhen Second Generation Ancestor): 17, for Haitang.

(team) (dumb sheets): 18

(Team) (Innocent Second Generation Ancestor): 20

(Team) (Haitang): It’s okay to be naive, I don’t want it.

(Team) (Second Generation Ancestor of Innocence): That’s for the eldest girl.

(Team) (Hongxiu Tianxiang): ...the amount of information is a bit large.

(Team) (I am a pineapple): My mind is a little stiff...

(team) (dumb sheets): 21

(Team) (Happy Erya): So who are you giving this to?What do you want a big fan for, a Tang Sect?

(Team) (Mute Zhang): Give a team five poisons.

(Team) (Xi Yu): Why do the five poisons need fans? !

(Team) (Team of Five Poisons): I’m Qixiu, okay?I'm just called Wudu!Thank you dumb brother (o゜▽゜)o☆

(Team) (Xi Yu): ...

(Team) (Central Plains native of Yu Lip): I was just wondering why you gave me...

(Team) (I'm a pineapple): I'm sure Sister Poison got excited just now.

(Team) (Central Plains native of Fish Lip): Why expose me QAQ

(Team) (dumb Zhang): 21, do you want more?

(Team) (The big girl is beautiful and languorous): No, no!I don't want to be naive, why spend this wrong money? !

(Team) (Naive Second Generation Ancestor): It's so easy to see!

(Team) (Big girl Mei Youlang): It’s okay, I know the secret, just burn incense next time!

(Team) (Mute Zhang): Naive Second Generation Ancestor, don't hit P.

(Team) (Naive Second Generation Ancestor): ...P.

In this way, the big fan that was so easy to see was taken away by others.

It was certain that Wu Xie was unhappy, but he couldn't say anything about it. The only blame was that Xie Yuchen and Fatty gave up too easily.

Since that encounter, the dumb Zhang and the Qixiu named "One Team of Five Poisons" have always appeared in the sight of Wu Xie and Xie Yuchen.And the "Wu's Small Shop", which had only three gang members back then, has gradually developed into the largest gang in the Haoqi League. It became a "demolition team".

"Jingle bell—"

The ringing of the phone brought Wu Xie back from her memories.

He let go of the mouse and picked up the internal line.

is fat.

"Hey, naive, are you free tomorrow night?" the fat man asked.

Wu Xie casually flipped through the schedule on the desk and said, "Yes, what's the matter?"

The fat man chuckled and said, "Didn't you tell me about the Nine Gates movie this morning? I called someone today, but they said they must have our Hua Erye, and they wanted to talk to you face to face no matter what. I wanted to refuse at first, but it was said that their president would come in person. I thought you would have met Zhang Qiling for a long time, so I agreed. How about it? Are you going?"

Fatty's words were learned, and Wu Xie had no choice but to refuse, so he nodded in agreement.