President's offensive and defensive battle

After discovering the truth, it was a tormenting banquet. Wu Sansheng's shop mainly sells snacks from all over the world. When asked what he wanted to eat, Wu Xie was in a daze, so he said, "Soup dumplings and beef rice noodles."

Wu Sansheng: ...

The excessive amount of information occupied all of Wu Xie's brain cells, and Xie Yuchen, as the only person who knew about this matter, had no choice but to cast a sympathetic look at him.

After the soup dumplings were served, Wu Xie hugged the cage and continued to be in a daze.

Dumb Zhang = Zhang Qiling.

Zhang Qiling = Dumb Zhang.

The two equations are swiping in the brain in turn, and there is a row of huge "fucking slots".

The male god who had a crush on him in reality had a crush on him in the online game, and the suitor he rejected in the online game rejected him in reality.This feeling of being defeated by oneself is really a reincarnation...

Also, it turned out that the duplicity pig was named Wu Xie.

Wu Xie stretched out his fingers in a trance, and slowly picked up the limp soup dumpling, but his mind could not be calm for a long time.

In reality, I wanted to turn my corner in the online game, but failed!The self in the online game looked down on the real self who was secretly in love with Mute Zhang with a bit of flaunting mood, and was a little sour when he heard that Mute Zhang was secretly kissed...

God, is this intricate relationship between characters not messy? !What the hell are you playing? !

No wonder the personality is a bit similar, and the voice is slightly familiar.

Previously, I was struggling with whether to choose reality or virtuality, whether to actively pursue or passively accept, and it turned out that the two paths basically overlapped.

Zhang Qi Ling.

The male god who made himself so cold in reality actually set off fireworks for himself in the game, confessed his love to the world, and flirted with him in various ways to flirt with him...

What the hell!

Holy shit! !

What the hell! ! !

Wu Xie took a big bite of the mutton soup dumpling, and then she was slapped in the face by the hot soup...

"Fuck!" Wu Xie screamed.

"Xiao Xie!" Wu Sanxing was taken aback, and hurriedly asked the waiter to bring an ice towel: "Do you eat soup dumplings like this? Are you stupid? Are they hot?"

Xie Yuchen was also startled by this blow, and hurriedly handed him the cup to let him spit out the soup dumpling in his mouth first.

Wu Xie grinned and wiped her face, and said, "No, it's okay, I accidentally lost my mind."

Wu Sansheng handed him an ice towel to cool down, and couldn't help but mutter to him: "Why are you so careless, boy! What's the matter with the company? As for being distracted even when eating?"

Wu Xie didn't have the mind to deal with Wu Sanxing now, so he only responded a few times indiscriminately, and stopped talking.

The meal lasted until after eight o'clock in the evening. Wu Sansheng seemed to appreciate Xie Yuchen, a junior, and kept praising him for being calm and steady in doing things.The two chatted happily, but Wu Xie was by the side scratching his heart with all his claws, wishing he could fly to Wuhan right now.

After dinner, Xie Yuchen went back with Wu Xie's car.Wu Sansheng sent them to the underground garage, and before leaving, he specifically asked Wu Xie to relax in everything, not to get into the horns and not come out.

Sitting in the car, Wu Xie kept looking out the window. Wang Meng felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere, so he didn't joke as usual.Xie Yuchen was quiet for a while, couldn't help but pat Wu Xie, and asked with a smile, "What? Don't you plan to tell me?"

Wu Xie turned her head, and Xie Yuchen was taken aback by the obviously over-excited expression on her face: "Damn, are you okay? How about I send you to the hospital first? I'm afraid you'll have a myocardial infarction when you get excited? !"

Wu Xie laughed: "Did you curse me like that? Hehehehe."

"..."

Originally, Xie Yuchen planned to go to Wu Xie's house to accompany him, but now it seems that he should hide as far away as possible...

Although he thought so, in fact Xie Yuchen followed Wu Xie back to his house.After all, Wu Xie is basically no different from a drunkard now, so I don't feel relieved to let him go back alone, not to mention that he agreed to Wu Sanxing before.

Wu Xie bounced up the stairs, took out the key to open the door, and then bent over to Xie Yuchen and made a gesture of invitation, the posture was not exaggerated.

Veins popped out of Xie Yuchen's forehead, and he really wanted to grab him by the collar and ask: It's just Zhang Qiling!As for Meicheng? !

Seeing Xie Yuchen's furious expression, Wu Xie suddenly calmed down. He smiled softly and said, "Xiao Hua, if people like us can find someone who just happens to like each other, shouldn't it be something to be happy about?"

After hearing Wu Xie's words, Xie Yuchen understood this feeling almost instantly. He looked down at his toes, and then gently hugged Wu Xie: "Bless you."

Outside the window, the dark blue sky is dotted with stars, and the breeze is coming towards you, gently touching Wu Xie's broken hair and heartstrings. He lazily rests his chin on Xie Yuchen's shoulder, thinking silently: Alas, this is probably The last time I hugged a beauty was spent, and when I get a male ticket in the future, I can't be so casual!Tut tut.

"Then what are you going to do now?" Xie Yuchen, who didn't know Wu Xie's mental activities, was still honestly asking him about his next plan.

"Hmm..." Wu Xie thought for a while, and then asked, "Fly to Wuhan tomorrow to meet relatives?"

Xie Yuchen frowned: "Is it too abrupt? I think you might as well make a phone call first?"

"Phone?" Wu Xie suddenly remembered something: "Yes, the phone! Why is the phone number given to me by dumb Zhang different from the one Zhang Qiling gave me?!"

Xie Yuchen asked him back: "Then the number you gave the dumb Zhang is the same as the number you gave Zhang Qiling?"

Wu Xie shook his head: "It's not the same."

"So~" Xie Yuchen shrugged.

Wu Xie suddenly said, "Oh—!"

"Also! Dumb Zhang once told me that he was going on a business trip, and he was with me! But that didn't happen!" Wu Xie was afraid that the whole thing was his own misunderstanding, and repeatedly considered the irrationality.

Xie Yuchen thought for a while, and said, "Maybe it's because he just said something... to annoy you? Just ask?"

"No, no, no..." Wu Xie waved his hands in circles in the room: "I think it's better for me to go to him, if it's just a misunderstanding between us, it would be too embarrassing!"

"That's true, after all, it's just a back view." Xie Yuchen touched his chin and nodded: "Then sleep?"

Wu Xie collapsed on the sofa, and said listlessly, "You can do whatever you want, I'm sure I won't be able to sleep today."

Xie Yuchen shrugged, and said as he walked towards the master bedroom, "Then I'm going to sleep in your big bed today. I finally have a vacation, and I want to catch up on sleep."

Xie Yuchen was also very familiar with the structure of Wu Xie's house because he often stayed with each other, so he climbed into the utterly comfortable big bed after washing up with ease.Maybe Wu Xie is a little naive and careless in doing things, but his home can give people top-level enjoyment, ranging from the position of the bedside light switch to the softness of the sofa mattress, and even the shape of the bottom of the bathtub. Find a special person to design and customize it, in order to make it more comfortable when taking a bath.

Xie Yuchen was wrapped in a quilt and soon fell into a deep sleep.

Wu Xie lay on the sofa, seemingly quiet, but restless inside.All kinds of guesses filled his mind, good, bad, not so bad, airy, embarrassed, tepid...

Wu Xie raised his arm and pressed it on his eyes, the dark vision made him calm down a little.

Mute Zhang, Zhang Qiling.

The two independent people gradually merged together, Wu Xie touched his heart and asked himself, do you really like it?Like everything about this person?

The answer is yes, and without hesitation.

second question.

So, what do you have that is worthy of his liking?

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No one has as big a company, no one has as much money, no one has as high an IQ, no one has as many connections, no one is as handsome, no one has a good body, no one has a big penis...

Oh, he looks a little taller.

1:7 complete defeat.

Wu Xie was slightly frustrated.

Half a minute later, Wu Xie stripped herself down to a pair of panties and stood in front of the full-length mirror in the bathroom to check her figure.

Pectoral muscles, none.Abs, 1 whole piece.Back muscles, none.

The arms are soft, the buttocks are round, and the thighs are fleshy.

Waist...none.

I kind of want to cry.

With grief and indignation, Wu Xie rushed into the kitchen and took a box of whole milk to drink. He was going to work out!Start now!

After drinking a large box of iced milk, Wu Xie lay on the ground with her butt out and began to do push-ups.

1... 2... 3... baji~

Wu Xie lay on the cold tiles and reflected, why did he only make two and a half arms and the hot and sour noodles were so sour and limp as if they had been soaked for three hours?

It seems that push-ups are a bit difficult for beginners like him, why not start with running?

Well, let's run from the living room to the bathroom first.

It happens that my stomach hurts slightly, and I may have diarrhea...

Half an hour later, Xie Yuchen, who was soundly asleep, got up in pain and sent Wu Xie to the hospital because he was already dehydrated.

"Don't sleep in the middle of the night! Drink ice milk and sleep on the floor with bare buttocks! Do you think your life is too long?!" Xie Yuchen scolded Wu Xie while driving.