President's offensive and defensive battle

It was night, and Wu Xie was sitting on the sofa with a bowl of warm hangover soup with a cute face...

Zhang Qiling stood and looked at him: "Drink quickly, I'll send you back after drinking."

Wu Xie was pitiful: "I'm already drunk, can't you take me in for one night?"

Zhang Qiling said heartlessly, "I can't."

Wu Xie put the bowl on the tea table and explained: "I'm really drunk. Although I've vomited a lot, I'm still dizzy now. Maybe I'll fall asleep soon!"

Zhang Qiling looked at him without speaking.

Wu Xie slightly wronged: "I thought we were at least friends, but you hate me so much..."

Zhang Qiling's temples were throbbing: "It's not that I hate it, it's that there is no place for you to sleep."

"It's okay!" Wu Xie's eyes brightened: "The sofa is pretty good, I like it!"

Zhang Qiling stared at him for a while, helplessly: "It's up to you."

Wu Xie cheered a little in his heart.

"Drink the soup." Zhang Qiling added.

Wu Xie picked up the bowl and drank the soup.

Zhang Qiling turned around and walked into the bedroom, when he came out he had a set of home clothes in his hand: "No new ones, let's make do, let's take a shower first."

Wu Xie immediately stripped his clothes wildly...

"Go to the bathroom!" Zhang Qiling raised his voice.

Wu Xie is slightly regretful, why are you still shy after seeing everything...

Looking at the back of Wu Xie walking to the bathroom, Zhang Qiling was a little angry. Does this person have the slightest bit of defensiveness?It's fine to confess blatantly, it's fine to ask to take a hot spring together, and it's fine to steal a kiss!He also ran to other people's homes to take a bath and beg for shelter!Aren't you afraid that you will eat people up and wipe them out and then refuse to admit it?

Zhang Qiling shook his head, denying Wu Xie's irrational behavior of throwing himself into his arms.

After 15 minutes, Wu Xie shouted in the bathroom: "Brother! Brother Zhang?"

Zhang Qiling was a little hesitant about this new title, but he still agreed.

"You didn't bring me any underwear! Or can I wear your home clothes?" Wu Xie shouted.

"..." To be honest, Zhang Qiling thought that Wu Xie was the type who didn't need to change his underwear at certain inconvenient times, such as when staying at someone else's house.

"Brother?" Wu Xie continued to shout, "Why don't you speak?"

Zhang Qiling thought about it in a hurry, and then suddenly remembered that there seemed to be an unworn pair at home: "Wait a minute, I'll find it for you."

Wu Xie was slightly excited: "Did you wear it?"

Zhang Qi Ling:……

Ten minutes later, Wu Xie was sitting on the toilet, feeling a little cold.

"I hung it on the handle for you." Zhang Qiling knocked lightly on the door outside.

Wu Xie opened the door a crack, reached out to bring in the underwear, unfolded it, and a little yellow chicken with peas eyes looked at him innocently... Hehe, so cute.

When Wu Xie came out of the bathroom, Zhang Qiling was watching news on the Internet at the bar, Wu Xie brushed his hair and moved over: "Do you want to wash?"

"En." Zhang Qiling nodded, and then turned off the computer.

"..." Wu Xie felt a little regretful, thinking that he could spy on the male god's personal computer.

"The quilt is on the sofa, go to bed early." Zhang Qiling said to Wu Xie before entering the bathroom.

Wu Xie was indeed a little sleepy. Although the sofa was narrow, it was very soft.The air conditioner in the living room is very strong, he nestled under the quilt, recalling the way he pretended to be drunk and crazy before, he felt a little ashamed after knowing it.

Hey hey, after having fun for a while, Wu Xie suddenly remembered something, or a person—Wang Meng.

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Wu Xie stood up abruptly, searched for the phone all over the room, and finally rushed to the door of the bathroom and smashed the door: "Brother! Brother! Lend me your phone! Help me!"

Zhang Qiling was covered in soap bubbles, stunned for a moment, and said, "On the tea table."

"Can I use it?" Wu Xie had actually seen it a long time ago, but it's better to ask out of politeness.

"Well, it's not locked." Zhang Qiling said.

Wu Xie rushed back to the living room and picked up her mobile phone to make a call.

"Hello? Mengmeng... Hey, I'm fine, I'm at a friend's house... Fuck, don't cry... It's my fault this time, can't I go back and give you a bonus?... By the way, you found my phone No? No!?... I'm sure it's a big deal... well, you can go back and look for it, and I'll look for it again."

After hanging up the phone, Zhang Qiling came out wearing a towel and asked casually, "What's wrong?"

Wu Xie had a bitter face: "I seem to have lost my phone."

Zhang Qiling thought about it calmly, and asked, "Put it in a handbag?"

"Have you seen it?!" Wu Xie asked hurriedly.

Zhang Qiling pointed to the door: "I forgot to take it on the shoe cabinet just now, but I took it up with the car key when the security delivered it."

Wu Xie breathed a sigh of relief, grabbed Zhang Qiling's cell phone and sent a text message to Wang Meng.

Zhang Qiling silently: Why don't you use your own after you've found it?

The two tossed until it was almost dawn, Zhang Qiling pressed his brows, said good night, and went into the bedroom.

Wu Xie lay down on the soft sofa wrapped in a quilt, the tip of her nose was filled with the smell of soap...

In the bedroom, Zhang Qiling turned on the light to read a book. He had some headaches, but he was so disturbed that he couldn't sleep at all.

The wall clock on the wall walked slowly, and after an unknown amount of time, Zhang Qiling finally felt sleepy.He put the book on the bed, slipped into the quilt and lay down, closed his eyes gently, and gradually breathed evenly.

Then, there was a loud bang in the living room...

And muffled screams.

Zhang Qiling closed his eyes and clenched his fists.

In the living room, Wu Xie was lying on the ground in a very tragic posture, with quilts, pillows, sofa cushions and the teapot and tea bowl remote control that were originally on the coffee table piled up on his body.

God knows how he fell, he only knew that he was in pain.

Zhang Qiling walked out under pressure, he felt that he had become more and more calm in the past two years.

Wu Xie got up humming and chirping, sat on the ground surrounded by the quilt and rubbed his ankles.

"What's wrong with your feet?" Zhang Qiling turned on the light and walked over.

"It seems to be twisted..." Wu Xie grinned.

Zhang Qiling knelt down and took a look at his ankle, then slowly helped him onto the sofa: "I'll get the medicine."

Wu Xie felt a little guilty: "I'm sorry, did the noise make you sleep?"

"No, I haven't slept yet." Zhang Qiling said while walking.

Wu Xie's foot injury was not serious, but just to be on the safe side, Zhang Qiling rubbed him for a while before letting go.

"It should be fine tomorrow." Zhang Qiling screwed on the cap of the safflower oil, and said, "Go to sleep, I'm here."

Wu Xie hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, I've already troubled you a lot, I guess I'll be embarrassed to meet you again..."

The little cheeky boy who was alive and kicking suddenly withered, Zhang Qiling couldn't help being a little amused.It seems that every time we are together there will be various episodes. Although it is very embarrassing, the distance between the two has been drawn closer unconsciously.

The sky outside the window was already bright, Zhang Qiling patted Wu Xie on the shoulder, and said helplessly: "Let's go to sleep together, I won't do anything."

Wu Xie looked at him incredulously: "Aren't you afraid of what I will do?"

Zhang Qiling remained calm: "I won the International Sanda Championship when I was 18 years old."

Wu Xie: ...

What is death.

hehe.

It's better to sleep honestly.

Obedient.

Leaning against the bed.

Do not cross the [-]th parallel.

Love is so hard.

Tsk, I accidentally wrote a poem...

Zhang Qiling helped Wu Xie carry the quilt and pillow into the room, Wu Xie limped behind him, and asked cautiously, "Excuse me, do you suffer from hysteria while sleeping?"

"I don't know." Zhang Qiling sometimes joked: "I haven't slept with anyone before."

"……Oh."

At this moment, Wu Xie didn't know whether to be happy or worried...