President's offensive and defensive battle

The fireworks on the display were gorgeous, and there were pink petals floating in the air. Such a flamboyant and exaggerated atmosphere was not like Dumb Zhang. Wu Xie always thought he was a low-key and restrained person.

Wu Xie didn't want to pay attention to the surprise and madness on the World Channel. In fact, he wanted to go offline a little bit at the moment, but he held back in the end.

Mute Zhang said: "Last time you walked too fast, I didn't have time to say it."

Wu Xie felt a headache. In fact, he didn't want to hear what Mute Zhang said next, but he also knew that running away was not the answer.

"You said, I won't leave this time." Wu Xie said.

"Last time you skipped the achievement, but I didn't..." the dumb Zhang typed.

Wu Xie froze for a moment: "Huh?"

He can't remember the details.

Mute Zhang seemed a little disappointed: "Life and death... never leave."

"Oh!" Wu Xie remembered, and suddenly felt a little bit pained: "It's okay, that doesn't mean anything, does it?"

The achievement of Yinyuan Secret Academy will only pop up when it is achieved for the first time, so dumb Zhang is probably entangled in the fact that the first person who is inseparable from him is not the second ancestor of innocence-this is Wu Xie's guess.

Mute Zhang jumped on the spot, as if thinking about what to say.

Wu Xie suddenly wanted to laugh, how could this be the all-powerful boss of Evilman Valley?Look at this, the entire adolescent boy... Although the characters in the game don't have any expressions, the shyness has already spread to the screen!

"Maybe you will think this matter is absurd, but I have indeed considered it carefully. Although we are both men, and we don't know each other's appearance and age, as long as you are willing, none of this is a problem." Just in Wu When the evil god was wandering, the dumb Zhang suddenly typed out such a sentence.

Wu Xie looked at the recent chat and felt a little strange.Even if you are shy, this confession is too perfunctory, right?Don't you just say I like you or something?

"...You are too perfunctory?" Wu Xie couldn't help complaining about him.

"?" The dumb Zhang also wondered, "You haven't seen the world?"

"Ah?" Wu Xie suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"Look at the world, now." said the dumb Zhang.

Wu Xie was taken aback, and while quickly opening the world channel, he wanted to type to stop him, only regretting that the game does not have a voice system, and it is impossible to talk directly without going to the voice channel.

……

(World) (dumb Zhang My Brain): Hey!My brain cheated QAQ

(World) (Mentally Handicapped Youth): 233333 Upstairs self-respect!Obviously it's my husband!

(World) (Fei Yuelian Tian): No matter who the husband is, he is already a naive husband now, everyone, let's go to sleep.

(World) (Midura): Wash and sleep +1

(World) (sent to swish): Wash and sleep +2

(World) (You have a small chest and hold back your words): Wash and sleep +3

(World) (I have big breasts and I decide): wash and sleep + bust

(World) (says my Ding Ding): hhhhhhhhhhh the breasts upstairs are so big!

(World) (Mute Zhang): The second grandpa of innocence, I like you, please fall in love with me.

(World) (Second Patriarch of Innocence): Damn! ! !

(World) (Midnight in the ancient building): yoooooooo!

(World) (Xiaobai in the ancient building): yoooooooo!

(World) (Salted Egg in the Ancient Building): yoooooooo!

(World) (dumb Zhang my brain): Why do it again!It's interesting to hurt a single dog in the middle of the night!

……

At this time, Wu Xie has no time to care about what other people will say. There is nothing in his brain except shit. Before, he thought he was shy, so he didn't speak for a long time. After a long time, he went directly to the world! ! !

After a while, Wu Xie typed in the near chat: "What the hell are you doing?!"

"Confession." Mute Zhang replied.

Wu Xie collapsed, he didn't know what to say anymore.

"Maybe you will think this matter is absurd, but I have indeed considered it carefully. Although we are both men, and we don't know each other's appearance and age, as long as you are willing, none of this is a problem." The dumb Zhang said I repeated what I said just now.

"I don't want to!!!" Wu Xiexi typed these three words fiercely, and then went offline viciously.

I knew I shouldn't give him a chance to speak!

In fact, there is nothing wrong with running away all the time!

What kind of broken game is this? It will never be played again!

The furious Wu Xie turned off the computer ferociously, as if the off button was the dumb Zhang's head!

The computer with the screen blacked out is very quiet, as if the noise that happened just now is a dream, this is the virtual world, once the computer is turned off, and the network cable is unplugged, everything will disappear.

Wu Xie sat there for a while, feeling a little hungry, so he got up and went into the kitchen to search, but found nothing.

Hunger and restlessness, this should have been a sleepless night, but Wu Xie fell asleep very quickly.

The next morning, Wu Xie woke up with a stomachache. He scratched his hair like a chicken coop, and while calling for takeaway, he walked to the bathroom to wash up.

M Ji’s porridge is very thick, but the taste is just that. Fried chicken and hamburgers can barely fill the stomach, but they can’t satisfy people’s hungry taste. Wu Xie feels a little dissatisfied.

It was already ten o'clock in the morning, and there was no call from the mobile phone, only a text message from the fat man asking if he would go to the company.

Wu Xie pressed a few times and said, no.

The greasy breakfast made his stomach feel uncomfortable, Wu Xie's mood can be said to be terrible, he put all the blame on Zhang Qiling.There is no reason, just so capricious.

Who made him dislike himself.

Never regret it in the future!

The young master is not unloved.

Someone was confessing to me last night!

Alas, this terrible feeling that the person I love doesn't love me, and the person who loves me doesn't love me... I must have a good meal to make up for it-in fact, this is Wu Xie's ultimate goal.

After getting dressed, Wu Xie took the car keys and went out, the destination was Xifu Supermarket.

The supermarket during this time period was full of old men and old ladies. Wu Xie followed behind a white-haired aunt and successfully snatched the special crabs that were limited to purchase in the supermarket...and she was proud of it.Then he picked yams, green bamboo shoots, mutton, enoki mushrooms, beef slices, small crucian carp and a pound of stick noodles.

Stewed mutton with yam, beef with enoki mushrooms, shredded bamboo shoots in cold salad, boiled small fish with pasta and spicy crab!

Just thinking about it makes my mouth water, but unfortunately Wu Xie can't do it...

Sitting in the car, Wu Xie looked at the two big bags of ingredients, seasonings and various snacks he had bought, thinking silently: If I ask Xiao Hua to cook for me at night, what are the chances of not being scolded?

Seems like, basically, 0.

In this case, why not take the things to Xiaohua's house?

As the saying goes, you don’t hit a smiling person when you reach out, so when Xie Yuchen opened the door and saw Wu Xie who was carrying two big bags and smiling like a sunflower, he really couldn’t say anything... He was just a conditioned reflex Just wanted to close the door.

Wu Xie stretched out her foot to block the door with sharp eyes and hands, and cried out to Xie Yuchen about her tragic experience: "Xiao Hua, you have to comfort me when I'm broken in love!"

"My goddamn lovelorn 30 times a month, I can't afford to take care of you!" Xie Yuchen said angrily.

Wu Xie cried: "I'm serious this time!"

Xie Yuchen stared: "When did you never say that!?"

Wu Xie calmly said, "Xiaohua, do you feel that our conversation is so familiar..."

Xie Yuchen thought about it, and couldn't bear to look back: "Chun Mengmeng..."

Wu Xie answered: "Girl's heart."

"..."

"Sure enough, art comes from life." Wu Xie sighed.

Xie Yuchen gave him a green bamboo shoot.

Yes, Wu Xie still had dinner at Xie Yuchen's house.

He only eats but does not cook, and he is not responsible for washing dishes.

If you are so young, what more can you ask for——Wu Xieyu.