Moon and Aging God

"Hey" the ancient great immortal looked at the man in front of him and sighed, he is a great god of cultivating immortals after all, he can't be indifferent to seeing his junior crying so miserable, so he could only comfort him: "Since you are not a lunatic, what do you do? "

"I am the king of Hades."

Taoist Lu Ya listened to him and examined him, and said, "It turns out that you are the King of Hades, but your appearance...you are much younger than before."

"You saw that was my father before."

"Oh, so that's your father, but according to his age, your father is not yet at retirement age, why did you accept your father's career at a young age?"

Hearing this, Yan Wang began to hesitate, and said, "That's because...he...he left."

"Where did you go?" Daoist Lu Ya thought: Could it be that you have gone out to cultivate immortals?He said: "Have you gone out to cultivate immortality and increase your Taoism?"

Yan Wang shook his head violently.

"Then why did he go?"

"Abandoned wife and son, cheated, cheated and played 3/p with others."

After hearing this, Daoist Lu Ya clapped his hands and said: "Oh, I remembered, there was such a big news thousands of years ago, and there was a lot of commotion in the fairy world, saying that he had eloped with his subordinates, black and white double evil Right? Ouch, there is really no bottom line."

Lu Ya said and said: "I always feel that I have heard about this this year, oh, by the way, that sports star Lin Dan, and the husband of that female star named Si Cheng took two models to Fighting Landlords in the room... Sure enough, history is the same, time is reincarnation."

Lu Ya Daojun talked for a while before he realized that Yan Wang's face was even more depressed than before, and then he realized that he seemed to have said something wrong again.

He stepped forward and patted Yan Wang on the shoulder and said: "It seems that you have a hard life too, my young father left a mess for you, and the fairy you have a crush on still has no love roots. It's funny to think about it, you How could it be so bad, your friend can't be bad, right?"

"Ah." Hades cried loudly after hearing this.

"What's wrong with you? Why are you crying? It's terrible. Brother Yan, don't be sad. At most, I will untie your rope and let me buy you a drink, okay? Don't cry when it's Chinese New Year, or it will be a bad year. Daoist Lu Ya said as he stretched out his hand and swung the prison door open, and the rope on Yama's body was also untied.

Yan Wang was sobbing silently, as if he was still sad, the ancient immortal had no choice but to help him, he patted the man on the back and persuaded him: "Okay, okay, don't cry, brother will take you to eat something delicious ah."

At this moment, the two were tasting wine and eating at the table outside the bamboo hut.The little fairy boy who had been with the great fairy for a long time was also a little surprised to see that the scene had changed as soon as he came back. Just now, his master seemed to be about to kill him, so why did the two of them just flirt with each other over there, but he The patriarch's temperament is inherently elusive, so it's understandable for him to change.

Then Yuelao and Shuaishen have already arrived here, but neither of them has the skill of the ancient great immortal, so naturally they can't act rashly. At this moment, they are lying on the wall to eavesdrop on their speech.

"Okay, okay, don't cry anymore. I was seen by other great immortals who gave me New Year's greetings. Those who don't know think I'm bullying you." Daoist Lu Ya stretched out his hand and handed his handkerchief to the King of Hades, telling him to wipe it. tears.

Yan Wang replied to him while wiping his tears and blowing his nose: "It was you who bullied me."

After hearing this, Daoist Lu Ya couldn't refute it. He now knows: It turns out that it is such a terrible thing to have no emotional roots. "All right, all right, let me admit that I bullied you. I was wrong. Please eat and drink to make amends. Your brother Yan has a lot of people, please forgive me quickly."

"You really don't remember me?" Taoist Lu Ya poured a glass of wine for Yan Wang, and Yan Wang killed him in one gulp.

"Remember what?"

"Asshole." Yan Wang cursed through gritted teeth.

"You are also a god after all, why do you always speak foul language? I have lived for tens of thousands of years. It is normal for my memory to deteriorate. Please remind me." Daoist Lu Ya taught Hades like this, he said: " Stop swearing in the future, you know? Otherwise, no one will like it."

"You really don't remember me, don't you remember at the Queen Mother's flat peach feast 1000 years ago?" Hades stuffed the beef into his mouth with the chopsticks in his hand.

"Oh, I remember, I remember, you were the one... at that banquet" Daoist Lu Ya said that he remembered it, and Yan Wang stretched his neck expectantly, but he actually said: "The one who ate a lot Meaty dwarf, huh?"

"That's the God of Wealth." Hades sneered.

"Oh, I remember, I remember, so you're the guy who was drunk and talking nonsense at the party, right?"

"That's Lu Dongbin." Yan Wang took a sip of his wine with his eyes turned back. He had given up hope, and this guy wouldn't remember him.

"Oh, it's true this time. I really remember it. Hey, what kind of expression do you have? I really remember it. You're the only child who doesn't say anything but is obedient?"

"You still remember me?"

"Who told you that your eyes are so special, they are red." Daoist Lu Ya looked at those eyes and said, "I didn't expect you to grow so much taller than before."

"Are you still peeing your pants now?" Daoist Lu Ya suddenly said to Hades.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"It seems that you have forgotten. I remember a long time ago. When you were just born, your father held a hundred-day banquet for you. I also went there that day. As soon as I hugged you, you peed all over me. You really don't remember Right?" Daoist Lu Ya looked at Hades and recalled the past, he said: "I remember that time I gave you a magic weapon, it was a treasure bag."

Daoist Lu Ya pointed to a red lucky bag hanging on Hades' waist and said, "That's it. I didn't expect you to hang it all the time."

Hades looked down at the lucky bag, stuffed the lucky bag into his trouser waist, and said to the man, "You deserve to piss all over you."

"You guy, you were such a weak boy before, but now you have a really sharp mouth. Can't you say something nice to me in the New Year?" Lu Yadaojun said to the king of hell.

Hades replied to him: "I told you, you don't like to hear nice things yourself."

"How could I not like to say nice things? What did you say?"

Daoist Lu Ya said so, Yan Wang's face darkened and he took a sip of wine. He replied to the man: "I said I like you, didn't you tell me not to like you?"

After hearing this, Daoist Lu Ya really couldn't come up with words to refute, so he bowed his head in embarrassment and drank.

"I said I like you, isn't that a nice thing to say? You don't like to hear nice things, but you insist on listening to bad things, can you blame me?" Hades seems to be a little drunk, and he has the confidence to speak boldly.

After hearing this, Lu Ya kept laughing over there.

"Is it funny?" Yan Wang was furious.

Daoist Lu Ya suppressed his smile, and said to Hades: "Okay, I was wrong, it's okay if I was wrong. Just tell me bad things, and I'll listen to you no matter how much you say."

"It's more or less the same." Hades fell asleep on the table after saying this.

Seeing this, Yuelao and Shuaishen in the distance thought that something had happened, only to hear a "pop" and they fell to the ground one after another.

"Who is coming?" Daoist Lu Ya looked there.

Yuelao and Shuaishen got up from the ground and replied, "Daxian, I am Yuelao and he is Shuaishen."

"Yuelao? Failing God? What are you two doing here?"

"Give me back my brother." Only hearing Shuaishen yell "Ouch", needless to say, he said the wrong thing again and was beaten by Yuelao.

Yuelao smiled and said to Immortal Lu Ya: "Oh, the King of Hades is our friend. We stopped by and heard that he is here, so we came to him and went back."

After hearing this, Daoist Lu Ya relaxed his vigilance. He said, "He's drunk, and I wanted to send him back. Since you are friends, let's take him back along the way."

"Okay, okay." After Yuelao finished speaking, he winked at Shuaishen, and the two of them left the residence of the ancient great immortal without the King of Hades on their backs.

Along the way, Shuaishen carried Hades on his back, and Hades was still drowsy from the wine on his back, but after the mountain wind blew, he seemed not so drunk again.

He suddenly asked Shuaishen, "You said he still remembers me, do you think I still have a chance?"

Shuaishen poured cold water on him and said: "He is an ancient immortal, he is just being polite to you, you take it seriously, if you can survive, it is God's blessing, you should die of that thought."

Yuelao heard it, stepped forward to comfort Yan Wang and said: "I don't think there is no chance at all. I think Taoist Lu Ya doesn't seem to hate you either. You think a great immortal is not angry after being confessed by a man and kissed. It's rare, he actually invites you to drink and talk, I think you may have a chance."

Hearing this, Yan Wang immediately jumped off Shuaishen's back, ran to Yuelao, put his arm around Yuelao's shoulders, smiled at Yuelao and said to Shuaishen: "I think it's your Brother Yue who knows the goods, and said Every sentence makes sense, so what do you say I should do so that he can give me a chance?"

"Well, according to my years of experience in leading people to the red line, you still lack an opportunity."

"What's the opportunity?"

"Opportunities don't come just as they say..."

"Can you help me, Brother Yue?"

Seeing these two talking speculatively and getting farther and farther away from him, Shuaishen couldn't help shouting from behind: "Hey, can you two fly slower and wait for me? Fly so fast and be careful not to hit the Lingshan Mountain."