Moon and Aging God

Yuelao took a walk in Tiangong to calm down for a while, and most of his anger subsided, he thought to himself: If he was kissed by a man, he would treat it as being bitten by a dog.Besides, just looking at that guy is drunk, can he still argue with drunk people? He is a magnanimous god, and he can't argue with hellish bumpkins. Yue Lao thinks about his own merits and walks back.

But when he returned to Yuelao Temple, he found that the god of decline had disappeared. Where could a drunkard go?Just as Yuelao was wondering where he could go, Taishang Laojun walked over with his small steps.

"It's not good, it's not good, Old Yue."

"I'm fine, what's wrong, Taishang Laojun, don't curse me." Yuelao walked to the side of the marriage line and continued to work, not worrying about the bad spirit, thinking that this guy might be sleeping somewhere in the Tiangong caught.

"It's really going to be a big deal. I just saw Biaoshen on the way to find you. He was drunk and reeked of alcohol and went down to earth. You said that if he showed his true body in the world and made something happen, then don't Is something serious?"

"Why didn't you stop you when you saw it." Yuelao had already put down the work in hand, and then angrily looked at Taishang Laojun's broken mouth.

Taishang Laojun was questioned by Yuelao in this way, and defended himself: "I am an old man, he is a bad spirit, how can I stop it. Isn't it true that I will notify you immediately when I see him descend to the mortal world, you go and make sure now." can catch up with him."

Yuelao cursed: "This dead old man" while going down to earth to chase that drunk man.

As for Shuaishen, carrying the peach blossom wine given by Tan Yuelao, he walked stridingly on the streets of the mortal world. Fortunately, it was night in the mortal world, and there were no pedestrians on the road, so he didn't cause any trouble after walking for half a day.

He suddenly stopped at the entrance of a bookstore, because the poster at the entrance of that bookstore said that there were the most beautiful things in it.Shuaishen was thinking about what Yuelao said to him before, and he pushed open the door of the bookstore in a flash of his brain, and there was a young man on duty at the counter, with the word Chen Mo written on his nameplate.

Shuaishen said to the boy, "Please give me one hundred AVs."

"What?" The other party looked confused. Although it is nothing to watch pornographic movies now, no one went to the bookstore to buy pornographic movies with a lot of fanfare. There are still a hundred more, and I am sure they will not watch them all. what.

"No? Then please give me a hundred GVs." Shuaishen smiled at him.

"you sure?"

"I'm sure." Looking at the surprised boy at the counter, Shuaishen smiled heartily and insisted.

"Hey, what are you doing here, come back with me quickly." Fortunately, Yue Lao arrived in time.

"I'm here to buy gv, here is it, you said it's the most beautiful thing in the world, right? I really want to see what the most beautiful thing in the world is? Is it more beautiful than Fairy Chang'e in the Moon Palace?"

The guy at the counter whispered, "Chang'e?"

Seeing this, Yue Lao was afraid that Shuaishen would reveal his truth if he continued, so he hugged the man from behind and dragged him away from the counter, and explained to the mortal in front of him: "He is drunk, drunk, don't listen to his nonsense."

The boy at the counter nodded, tilted his head and watched Yuelao dragging Shuaishen away from the bookstore, thinking: This couple is a bit strange.

With a "snap", Yuelao threw Shuaishen under the peach blossom tree in Yuelao Temple.The man seemed to wake up a little, and opened his eyes to look at him.

"What's wrong?" He asked Yue Lao with an innocent face.

Yuelao really couldn't get out of his anger, he had already calmed down, but his anger flared up again.For some reason, he always felt that one day he would end the immortal immortal life probably because he was mad at him to death.

"Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep" Coincidentally, there was a call from the cell phone at this time, Yue Lao took out his cell phone to check and found that it was not his message.

Then he saw Shuaishen take out the latest iPhone 18, and he snatched the phone. This guy is so old-fashioned, it's unbelievable that he would have the latest iPhone 18.Needless to say, Shuaishen doesn't know how to set passwords on the lock screen of smartphones, so Yuelao saw the text message in a moment, which said: I miss you, come back soon.

Yuelao's face darkened immediately, and he threw the phone on the ground, and Shuaishen picked it up.

"Why didn't I know when you got a mobile phone, you old hat?" Yue Lao read the text message, feeling inexplicably uncomfortable.

"Oh, I didn't buy it. My buddy bought it for me. He likes to play with this kind of electronic gadgets. When a new one comes out, he has to queue up to buy it. If it's not enough for him, he has to give me one. Who Tell him to have a family business, rich man."

"Dude? What buddy?"

"Yan Wang, when I saw you for the first time, it was said in the video that you really don't pay attention to me at all."

Yuelao just wanted to refute but found that Biaoshen was looking at the phone and sniggering.

"Why are you laughing so funny?"

Shuaishen held his mobile phone and said, "This kid is sending me such disgusting text messages again."

"You have a good relationship."

"Have we known each other for 900 years?" Shuaishen didn't notice the change in Yuelao's expression at all. "By the way, do you have anything to do recently?"

Yuelao didn't answer after hearing this, just rolled his eyes at him, and said: "Isn't every day just to unravel the marriage line, what do you think you have to be busy with?"

"Oh, I want to go back to hell recently." Shuaishen said: "If you have nothing to do, I'll go back, do you think it's okay?"

"If you want to go back, go back and ask me what I'm doing." Yuelao turned around and left after saying this, Shuaishen felt that something was wrong with his tone, and got up from under the peach blossom tree, because he hadn't fully woken up from the wine, his walk was still a little drifting, He went up and grabbed Yuelao's hand.

He asked, "What do you mean by that?"

"It's not interesting, there's nothing to be busy here, you can go back." Only then did Yuelao ease his tone and look.

Seeing what he said, Huai Shen grinned at him and said, "Don't worry, I will go back early."

After hearing this, Yuelao said, "You can stay as long as you want, and you don't have to come back."

When Baishen heard him speak like this, he just smiled and said: "You always talk like this, what if I really believe it? Fortunately, I know that you are hard-spoken and soft-hearted."

After hearing this, Yuelao suddenly stopped walking forward. He suddenly turned to look at Shuaishen, and asked, "I fell into the river with Hades, and I can only save one person, who do you save?"

"Ah?" Shuaishen was asked inexplicably, what the hell kind of question is this.

"I've known him for so long..."

"I know, you don't need to say anything, you won't save me anyway." Yue Lao walked forward without looking back, and just stayed where he was and called him: "Brother Yue, Brother Yue..."

He called him like that, but he never looked back at him.