After straying into the world of Meow Meow

The number of times Osamu Dazai entered the kitchen can be counted on one's fingers.

The things he always holds in his hands are nothing more than pens, documents, subordinates' pistols, guns, and favorite books.

Not to mention watching another person cook at close range, and the person in charge of the spoon is a strange woman who has not seen each other for less than a day.

Even though he surrounded the most vulnerable neck from behind, the movements of the woman's hands were still very steady—his large pendant seemed to have no effect on her.

At a certain moment, he actually felt that this process could calm his emotions a little.

Watching her take out the meat-scented beef from the pot, twist a piece of it, blow it a few times, and bring it to his mouth: "Azhi, open your mouth."

Squatting aside and staring at the crab meat bowl, Akutagawa suddenly turned his head when he smelled the meat: Meow!

Jiaqiu Meow, who was holding the side of the bowl with all four limbs and growing herself into a large font to protect the food: Is this silly girl really stupid!

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, and opened his mouth to bite very cooperatively.

"It's light." He swallowed it without chewing a few times.

"Little cats can't eat too salty food. In addition to shedding hair, it will also be bad for the body."

The woman who divided the beef into cat food bowls turned on the faucet: "Aji's Mao Mao is so beautiful, especially rua."

"The poked felt is also the best looking."

As soon as the lovely ending sounded, the woman raised her hand and pressed the head of Akutagawa Meow, who was already approaching the bowl quietly: "Xiaojie, you can't steal Chuya's portion, your bowl is over there."

Like Akutagawa with her hair tied up: "Meow!"

Why should we feed him our meals?I want to be meaty too!

At this time, the sound of paws constantly scratching the glass came from outside the door.

The door was pushed open a small crack, and Lisut's cat head squeezed in.

When he found the strange man in the kitchen, Li Sutmeow narrowed his eyes, and began to make a threatening moan from his throat.

Jiaqiumiao, who had already got off the bowl and was stretching and exercising his muscles, turned around: "Captain?"

Risutmiao walked into the kitchen, circled around the feet of the man in the black suit, remembered his smell, and then jumped to Gacchumiao's side.

"Who is this man? The rich woman's boyfriend is back?"

"Captain, it's like this..."

Looking at the two kittens who were clearly discussing something with their heads together, Osamu Dazai withdrew his gaze and turned to Akutagawa-nya, who was trying to break through the woman's barrier to attack and move towards the food bowl.

Compared to those two, Akutagawa is more like a real cat.

It seems that one of his guesses was right.

Looking at the man who was obediently sitting on the dining chair being fed by the silly girl from the corner of his eye, Jiaqiu Miao bit the beef in the bowl ferociously, his eyes were very unkind.

If eyes can express words, the man should have been poked several times.

Of course, he wasn't the only one, all the cats except Akutagawa-nyan looked at the man with the same eyes.

Quickly finished eating the food in the bowl, Risut came to Jiaqiu's side: "Jaqiu, how much has your stand-in ability recovered?"

Jiaqiumiao turned her face away from the food bowl, flicked her tail, and focused her gaze on the man's bandage: "Tsk, there isn't one at the moment. I have to turn my stomach under the silly girl's hands while the man is not paying attention."

"When I wanted to go to find her just now, the man blocked it with his hand."

Risut meow frowned slightly: "Jaqiu, pay attention to your address."

"Tsk, that's fine." Jiaqiu Miao shook his beard a few times, "The rich woman called that man Azhi, if I guessed correctly, it should be that big white cat. I just don't know how he managed to recover."

"Maybe we can check the monitoring later and find out what happened recently."

"Oh yes, and the cats named Jotaro and Kakyoin, they can't just go hunting and disappear..."

Risutmiao's nose moved, and his footsteps moved to the side of Jiaqiumiao's bowl.

A piece of beef stuck to the wall of the bowl was so close to him that he could reach it with his tongue.

Taking a peek at Jiaqiumiao who started to curse while talking, Risutmeow seized the opportunity and rolled the piece of meat into his mouth.

During this period of weight loss, in order to prevent the disgust of the rich woman, he and Jiaqiumiao are rare, and there are no cats who are alone.

Although the fundamental reason is that their cat form has not mastered the cabinet opening skills very well.

If you follow other cats and try to enter the cabinet, you will be beaten by other cats with their paws.

Li Sutmeow did not forget that when he wanted to jump and attack with flying claws, the big cat that was much taller than him lifted his paws to hold his head and kicked the cat's buttocks with his hind feet.

However, as a cat who was fed according to the amount, Li Sutmeow, who had done various behaviors because of various assassination missions, had to admit that habit is a terrible thing.

The food during the weight loss period is really not enough to fill the stomach.So, without being noticed, maybe...

"……team leader?"

Fluently swearing out a long series of standard greetings, Jiaqiumiao suddenly heard a chirp and turned his head in doubt.

Risut, who didn't know when he turned his back, tilted his head: "You continue."

Although it was a bit strange, Jiaqiumiao, who subconsciously believed that her captain was thinking about the battle plan, continued: "Of course, if we master the method of recovery, we must not scare the idiot, cough, rich woman."

"Throw that cub out first, and then help the rich woman sweep the floor, wash the dishes and so on. Of course, if she doesn't give as much money as the cat before, we'll turn back into a cat, touch her belly or pat her fart ..."

Go, go, go.

Jiaqiumiao: "...captain? Did you hear anything?"

Li Sutmeow, who just took out a piece of beef, frowned the tip of his tail slightly: "Go on, I'm listening."

"If the cat hadn't been arrested for calling outside, we would be able to contact Proxiet and the others now."

"Her phone and computer are too inaccessible, and those big cats are really troublesome."

"Tsk, if only the rest of the team could come over, how great it would be for everyone to get rich together...Captain, what are you doing?"

Risut, who was just about to stick his head into Jiaqiu's meowing bowl, gave a meow and raised his head calmly: "I'm making a plan, it's a cat's instinct."

"Don't worry, I won't do that kind of thing."

Glancing at the fine pieces of meat on Su Temiao's beard, Jia Qiumiao changed the subject very cleverly: "It shouldn't be difficult to get that man to leave."

"Captain, have you noticed? The eyes of other cats."

"Their purpose should be the same as ours. Well, of course, whether it's human consciousness or cat consciousness."

Hearing the sound of rushing water, Zhong Yemiao was still very irritable.

Although her owner secretly fed it something after the meal, she also fed that man!

Staring at the man who was hugging his owner's eucalyptus tree like a koala, Nakaya Meow began to whine at the man again.

"Zhongye, you can't."

Putting away the bowl that Akutagawa, the supervisor of the dishwashing cat, put away, the woman ruaed its head a few times: "Be good, my brother is injured now, don't yell at it too often."

"That's right, it's so fierce in the middle." Tightening his arms around the woman's slender waist, Osamu Dazai's side face pressed against the top of the woman's hair, and his tone became sweet and greasy, "It's really scary."

"what--!"

Nakaya, who was furious because of the other party's tone, couldn't hold back, and opened her mouth to greet the other party.

Akutagawa raised his head, first looked at Nakaya, then at his owner and the man he had inexplicably liked, and finally just flicked his tail.

"Meow."

Nakaya stood up, looked at the owner who was about to go to the hand towel to dry off the water droplets on his hands, and quickly ran to her side and stretched out his claws to catch her wrist.

Before she could speak, it took the initiative to rub its fur against the owner's palm.

In the end, he still didn't forget to show his belly in front of her and coquettishly beg Rua.

You have to grab the attention of your owner back.

"Hey, let's shake off the water-soaked hair first, okay?" The woman rushed casually, dumbfounding, in a perfunctory manner.

"Meow~"

With all fours, he grabbed the owner's hand that was about to withdraw, put his head up and rubbed it coquettishly for a while, and was successfully hugged by the owner.

After being given a loud chirp by her, Nakaya let out a purr, opened a slit of eyes, and looked provocatively at the man who was looking at it with interest.

The man narrowed his eyes slightly, and let go of the hands around the woman's waist.

Nakaya, who was feeling a little happy, didn't even shake the tip of her tail for a while, when she found that annoying man pinched the owner's chin and kissed him.

The eyes of Zhong Ye, who was held in the arms of his owner, opened wide.After feeling tiny droplets of water on its head, the whole cat suddenly exploded into a ball.

Catnip Balls!It needs catnip balls!It must quickly summon another consciousness to deal with this cat-hating man!

Otherwise, it is fine, such a big owner would not love it!

Osamu Dazai, who was forced to end a kiss, bowed his head because of the continuous attack of cat claws on his chin.

"Sure enough, Chuya, who has always been single, still has too little to understand."

"If you interrupt the leader's intimacy casually, you won't be paid for missions."

Second floor room.

After finally seizing the opportunity to snatch away the rich woman's mobile phone, Risut and Jiaqiu are lying on the mattress and pressing the mobile phone with their paws.

Drag that woman who loves cats, its paw pads can be unlocked directly.

After finally finding the software that can open the monitoring screen, Jiaqiumiao thought about it and decided to adjust the time to two days ago.

Nothing was displayed on the phone screen at first, until Risutmeow appeared in the camera.

It should be a cat consciousness, because Risut's mouth is dragging a salted fish toy on the ground, which is bigger than his entire cat's body.

The cat has a clear goal and goes straight to the direction of the litter box.

After dragging the salted fish toy into the litter box, the cat jumped out of the box and then ran out of camera.

After a while, they saw the cat walking towards the litter box with a pink toy ball in its mouth.

Because there are many cats in the house, the litter boxes are arranged in rows.

The toy ball is also thrown into another cat litter box, and the cat walks out of the camera again.

……

This went on and on for a while, when they saw the cat biting the tail of a jinjila that was obviously fainted and dragging it towards the litter box, Jiaqiumiao immediately took the next video with its claws.