After straying into the world of Meow Meow

An overly comfortable life can easily make people content with the status quo.

Especially with my current identity as a pet cat, there are two kinds of consciousness in the pet cat.

The most important thing is that due to the influence of cat consciousness and cat instinct, sometimes they will unconsciously think about certain problems in the way of cat thinking.

Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky has not forgotten that his ideal is to create a world without the existence of supernatural beings, and he has been working hard for this ideal.

But right now, there are more important things waiting for him to do——

Feeling the light on his back and the influx of heat, Tuosimiao, who was in the refrigerator, raised his hind legs, and made a very precise jio paste on the face of Chaos Meow, who opened the refrigerator.

Turning around, he poked his head out and met the sight of Ranbumaow who was splitting on the floor.

Clawing his neck twice, he showed the sign that Miss Cream specially hung for him.

The small bell dangling along with the sign made a crisp sound.

"Supervisor Meow" is written on it in a slightly distorted fancy font, and there is half of his paw print at the bottom.

The cats at home are in a period of weight loss recently, and Miss Cream, who is busy opening a shop, can't take care of it at all.

Even if you shout at the cat who is stealing food through the camera, the cat will not stop the movement of its mouth.

Some of them even put the snacks in front of the camera so that she could watch the food broadcast at a close distance.

So she came up with the idea of ​​choosing meow supervisor.

The selection method is very simple. In addition to testing how long it takes for cats to be tempted by food, there is also whether they will spontaneously have the idea of ​​blocking when they see a companion who has started a small stove.

Coincidentally, at the selection meeting, he was the only cat dominated by human consciousness—compared to the other cats who rolled into cat fights because they competed for the food in Miss Cream's palm, squatting aside and licking their paws to watch He looked very elegant in the play.

Of course, he performed very well during the test: he raised his paw to slap the food in Miss Cream's hand, and put his chin on it; when he saw other cats running towards the snack storage place, he stretched out his paw in time to stop it.

Although he was almost beaten up by that Bombay cat named Jotaro, at least what he wanted to express had already been expressed.

So he has an extra layer of meow supervision status.

In addition, compared with those few, his figure is still slightly slender.

Of course, every time you successfully stop a cat-eating incident, you will get a cleansing milk-style tweet from Miss Cream.

The refrigerator was making noises from being left open for too long.Tosi Meow shook his head and jumped out of the refrigerator.

After skillfully closing the refrigerator door, he looked at the still-hearted Ranbu Meow.

I don't know if it's because I don't want to face this kind of childish weight loss period, and the human consciousness of Ranpo Meow has not come out a few times.

The situation of other cats is similar to him, probably because he doesn't want to see that he can't control the stupid appearance of stealing or resisting because he doesn't want to lose weight.

Of course, Gachu and Risut, who have just arrived, don't need to participate in weight loss, but those two cats are obviously more interested in hiding money.

Ignoring Ranbu Miao's hair on his back, he yawned at him a few times, and Tuosimiao, who walked around the opponent twice, yawned, raised his claws to rest on the opponent's head, and let out a loud hello at him.

Although the two consciousnesses cannot communicate well, it is definitely correct to use the most intuitive behavior to express.

Luan Bu Meow was taken aback by being pinned down and haggard.

The ears that were standing upright were drooping limply. After shaking its head and throwing off Tosimiao's paws, its hind legs began to retreat a few steps unconsciously.

In the end, he ran towards the living room in a hurry.

Dosimiao, who followed it unhurriedly, watched the other party jump onto the cabinet, and skillfully lay down in front of the camera and screamed.

Even if he couldn't understand what the other party was whining about, he could still deduce that the cat was complaining to Miss Cream.

Ah, what a headache.

Afterwards, he jumped onto the cabinet and squeezed Meow out of the way. The round cat eyes in grape red watched the camera for a while, and then he used his paw to pull the Meow Supervisor sign in front of him.

When guiding Ranbu Meow to stretch out its claws to grab, he heard a small noise from the camera.

Before Miss Cream spoke, he took a random step and meowed, pressing his ear.

The small appearance became pitiful in an instant.

Hearing Miss Butter meowing to Ranbu, he moved aside and stretched, then turned his head to look at the time.

Successfully dealt with one within the expected time, and now prepare for a routine patrol.

Hearing Miss Cream say "I'll go to work first", he stepped forward again to squeeze out Luanbu Meow, chirped twice at the camera, rounding it up equal to booing Miss Cream, he raised his tail and shook.

It's not that I haven't kissed before, but the feeling of being separated by electronic equipment is not bad.

Thinking a little deeper, after returning to normal, he can use voice to command Miss Cream who is in a certain state of confusion at the end of the camera...

Snapped.

A situation arises in the direction of the snack cabinet.

Tosimiao shook the thoughts in his head, drove Ranbumiao to the direction of the toy house, and ran towards the snack cabinet.

The bottommost cabinet containing some freeze-dried items has been pulled open by the cat. Judging from the cat hair overflowing from the gap, the cat in the cabinet is Dazai Niao.

To be honest, although it is true that the opponent is very difficult to mess with, but looking at the state of the opponent's cat consciousness under the human consciousness... the opponent really looks like a two hundred and five.

Stupider than the bears in Russia who can't beat people.

Lifting his claws to close the cabinet completely, Tuosimiao leaned sideways in front of the cabinet door, raised his front legs leisurely, and began to comb the slightly messy cat's fur.

After listening to the sound of scratching boards coming from the cabinet, Tosimiao waited for a while before moving away from the cabinet very kindly.

The scratching in the cabinet stopped, and the paws slapped on the cabinet again.Not long after, the closed cabinet door was pushed open little by little.

Tosimiao pushed the small chair opposite the cabinet over with his head, and then jumped on it.

When Dazai Meow exposed the white cat's head from the gap, he saw the straight squatting puppet cat opposite.

The sign dangling under the cat's neck is very eye-catching.

Dazai let out a low whine from his throat, and after crawling out of the cabinet, he gave Tosimiao a look before leaving wagging his tail.

It is actually not afraid of this cat, after all, it has beaten it several times before.

But since the other party wears that brand, as long as it acts to attack the other party, it will be scolded by its owner.

Oh yes, every time it is picked up by the owner, it always has some sneaky snacks in its mouth.

It can feel that the owner is reducing the usual amount of food, and it probably understands what she wants them to do.

But the amount of food is not something that can be easily changed.Not the usual amount, always thinking about something in my mouth.

After some deliberation, it joined Ranbu Meow's team of stealing small stoves.

By the way, Yujimiao no longer carries his beloved small dried fish pendant on his back.

Every time the owner tied up Yujimiao, Yujimiao would either be picked up by it or Chaobumiao to a corner of the room, and then surrounded by their two big cats, he would use a small fish with his back on his back. Do the offering.

Of course, this behavior only lasted for a few days, and the owner was attracted by the puppet cat with the brand.

It did not forget the complex expression on the face of its owner at that time, and the proud look of the puppet cat wagging its tail slowly.

Sooner or later, it has to beat the opponent hard once, and it has to shave the opponent's cat hair bald!

Solved another one.

Tuosimiao looked back, jumped off the chair, and was about to walk to the second floor.

When passing the living room, he found that another window in the living room was open.

Ah, it looks like Jotaro Meow has gone hunting again.

Tuosimiao jumped on the window sill to observe for a while, and before jumping down, he kindly closed the window tightly and dropped the lock by the way.

The same goes for the French windows.

The cat climbing frame was placed next to the floor-to-ceiling windows, and Tosi Meow caught a Akutagawa who was stealing meow sticks in the small cat nest on the middle floor.

Akutagawa, who got both stolen goods, subconsciously looked at the camera on the cabinet.

After waiting for a while and finding that the owner's voice was not coming from the camera, Akutagawa's thumping little heart relaxed slightly.

Glancing at Meow Toss who was squatting in front of him, Meow Akutagawa thought for a while, then pushed Meow Tiao, who had just eaten a few mouthfuls, to his opponent's paws.

Adhering to the principle that the cat's paw is on top, the moment the opponent's paw touched his, he lifted that paw and pressed it on the opponent's paw.

Akutagawa Meow: ...?

Akutagawa Meow under the cat's consciousness reacted after 1.2 seconds.The two cats began to compete on the grounds of "whose paws are on top".

After hearing the sound of rattling paper bags, Tosimiao stopped this uncontrolled cat behavior.

Regardless of whether the other party could understand or not, he used the other paw to push the almost forgotten meow PIA aside, meowed twice in a serious tone, and ran towards the paper bag.

The paper bag was just behind the sofa, and as soon as he went around, what caught his eye was a mass of white cat's buttocks with orange borders.

The paper bag was small, it was a drink bag, so obviously the cat got stuck trying to get out.

Not to mention, this group is quite fat just looking at it this way.

In all fairness, killing the strongest Hong Kong and black cadres in this state is really not challenging.

Not only hot hands, may also hot eyes.

The squatting Tuosimiao took a deep breath and carefully identified with his ears up.

After listening for a minute and a half, he finally heard the slight chirping sound besides the clattering sound.

Tsk, do you know how to hide it in a bag and steal it?

Tuosimiao went around to the front of the bag, raised her paw, guessed the position for a while, then suddenly stretched out her paw and patted it down.

A slightly hurried and vague meow sounded.

Tuosimiao raised his paw again, and patted the same position again, and let out a ha sound by the way.

The movement inside the bag gradually became smaller.Tuosimiao, who withdrew his paw, looked at Bagmeow, who was retreating tactically, and licked the cat's paw just after beating it.

Ah