After straying into the world of Meow Meow

Probably because of the social animal attribute that I carry, there is very little time in the Central Plains to dream about that aspect.

Even if there is a need for that aspect during work, he often uses a strong output of superpowers to replace that desire/desire with the desire to destroy that is visible to the naked eye when crushing the enemy crazily.

But not now.

Although he can communicate with cats from time to time, he can barely suppress the instincts of cats in the Q phase—temper gradually becomes irritable, wants to go out, wants to meow in the middle of the night, I want to mark my own scent in places other than the litter box.

And most importantly, want to engage in mating/mating behaviour.

The cat's body is really troublesome.

Standing in front of the cabinet with his tail upright again for a while, Nakaya walked towards the litter box with a little difficulty with a dark face.

It's not that I don't want to squat in the toilet, but because I have had two experiences that can be called black history.

A passage from the time when he had personal problems when he first awakened to human consciousness:

There was only one bathroom in the old house at that time, and he managed to find the opportunity to sneak there without telling the woman—because before him, Akutagawa Meow had slipped and stepped into a pit.

So in addition to the necessary bathing, once a woman discovers their behavior of going over there to use the toilet, what awaits them is a speechless punishment of bagging.

Oh yes, after Akutagawa was discovered that time, in addition to being bagged and hugged to scrub his paws, he was also taught by a woman how to use the litter box correctly.

Of course, at that time, he overestimated his control over the cat's body, and he didn't realize that the short legs of the Munchkin cat would cause some troubles.

So he also slipped into the pit, or the kind where the whole one slipped in.

[I omit a section of Chinese-style swear words in the Central Plains here]

In the end, she was forced to take it to be washed by the woman. When the woman took the school litter box, Dazai even pushed Akutagawa over to watch.

It's okay to watch, Dazai Nyan squatting there either raises his paw to cover his mouth, or rolls back and forth on the ground to laugh at him.

Damn it, the bastard mackerel is going to die! ==convex

The other paragraph happened after moving to a new home:

Because of the increase in the number of bathrooms, the idea of ​​"going to the toilet like a human being" that was about to be abandoned by Chuyayan was rekindled.

It is not difficult to seize the opportunity of a woman not paying attention, but it is somewhat difficult to avoid the Dazai who is not dealing with him - because the other party who is elusive, knows how to use his own advantages to complain to women.

Every time he jumped up on his front foot, Dazai meowed on his back foot and led the woman in.

A few times he almost fell straight into the toilet.

Of course, because of the existence of Dazai Meow, he actually fell into the toilet - he was bagged, and the culprit shamelessly lay on a woman's lap to act coquettishly.

[A large part of the Central Plains and Chinese-style swear words are omitted here]

After experiencing the above incidents, he overcame the psychological barrier very quickly and accepted the matter of "going to the toilet in the litter box".

Anyway, he is now using the body of a cat, and it is quite normal to enter the litter box.

Cough, it's just that Lan-chan, who raised him, should not observe him with a bewildered smile when he bumps into him going in (blush)

The hot feeling in the body was reduced a lot, Nakaya stood up, picked up the small towel and put it on another small shelf, said hello to Dazai, and walked out.

Walking to the sunny place in the corridor, shaking off the water droplets on the cat's fur like a drill, he decided to stay on the second floor for a while before going down.

The woman should still be on the phone downstairs, he doesn't really want to see her now.

Not because I hate it, but because of the things I said to Dazai Meow before.

Coupled with some of the actions he did to her before... Tsk, let's bask in the sun.

After finding a floor tile covered with sunlight, he chased his tail in two small circles before lying down on his side.

After watching the little dust flying in the sun for a while, he yawned involuntarily.

The upper and lower eyelids were constantly fighting, coupled with the sound of water droplets coming from the bathroom from time to time, he finally couldn't help feeling drowsy, huddled into his usual sleeping position, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Again.

In the ear is the breath that does not belong to him, the breath is sticky and hot.

The skin under his hands is covered with thin sweat. In addition to the dazzling whiteness, there is also a very familiar wall in front of him.

That wallpaper has been praised many times by women, and of course, the cats at home have left their own claw marks on it.

His hat was buttoned at an angle over the woman's black hair, the second button of the white lining faltering on the edge of being ripped off.

The first button that has been killed in battle has been lying at his feet for an unknown how long.

The corners of his lips were pressed again.

After a while, the woman lightly kicked his already loose belt with her heel, and coquettishly said to him in a soft voice, "Zhongye, please hurry up, okay?" The string of reason was completely broken.

Tsk, fuck meow's patience.

……

"puff."

Nakaya opened his eyes suddenly, and found Dazai Nyan lying on the window sill not far from him, the expression on his face was full of interest.

"It's almost there, Chuya."

"Tsk tsk, it's too shameless for Chuya to want to cock his tail to the doll."

Nakaya, who was frowning at first, didn't react, until he found that there was an extra doll between him and the floor, and his fur bounced as if he was frightened.

Oh no, I was really scared.

"Ah, it's a pity that it almost hit the ceiling." Dazai sighed twice.

Letting the cat instinctively meow to Dazai, Nakaya, who exploded into a fluffy ball, raised her voice: "Did you put this bastard mackerel here!"

"No." Dazai Meow blinked his iris-colored eyes, with an innocent face, "I just plan to bring it here to bask in the sun."

"The surface of Xiao Hei is probably full of disgusting little mites. Let the sun help kill the bugs."

As Dazai Meow said, he rolled on the window sill, "Ah, I also want to try the suicide method of being exposed to the sun."

Chuya narrowed his eyes, patted away the white doll that Dazai called Xiao Hei, and once again meowed at Dazai: "Bastard Dazai, let's fight!"

"Obviously shameless Zhong also wants to fight with Lan-chan." Dazai Meow stood up and stretched her waist gracefully like a cat. "Is it on the bed? Or are you thinking about where?"

Nakaya choked, and lowered his head suddenly when his eyes touched the right side again.

The wallpaper on the right is exactly the same as it appeared in the dream.

For the N+1 time, Nakaya, who was thankful that she had fluffy cat fur covering her cheeks, kept flicking her tail behind her a few times.

"But it can only be thought about."

Dazai Nyan's light words came to his ears, and then a plush paw was placed on top of his head, and then he slammed his head on the floor.

"Lan-chan, it can only be mine." Dazai meowed happily.

His ears that had been standing up all the time trembled, and when Zai Chuya roared, "I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you today", he suddenly showed a panicked expression, and his ears were pressed down to look like he was wronged airplane ears.

Before she could restrain herself, Nakaya, who was flaring at Dazai, was caught off guard, and met the woman who had just walked upstairs.

The woman's mobile phone display is still on, indicating that she is still on the phone.

Dazai Meow (wronged Baba): "Meow~"

Lan sauce, look at this bad cat that bullies me qaq

Chuya who understands the meaning of Dazai meow:... Convex

At first, she was surprised, but after seeing the doll lying on the side, her expression suddenly changed to one of relief. Lu Lanlan: "...Sorry, Dr. Turner, I'll interrupt. The phenomenon you just mentioned appeared."

"Yeah, okay, I see, I'll take a photo for you later."

Lu Lanlan hung up the phone, took a few pictures of the dolls on the ground with her mobile phone, and then took a few pictures around Chuya and Dazai (focus on the cat bell part).

Rubbing Meow Dazai's head, listening to Meow Dazai purring, she tilted her head to look at Meow Nakaya: "Chuya, in the future, you can't just grab it just because my brother is using it."

Still thinking about jumping into her arms and acting coquettishly, Meow Dazai:? ? ?

Chuya Meow: Hahaha——wait, something seems wrong?

"By the way, you can't take the opportunity to ride over." She sighed softly when she said this, "It's impossible for you to have a beautiful little meow."

"You too, Azhi, don't try to bully your younger brothers with an innocent look."

"Hey, blame me, blame me, I'll arrange it for you right away."

After pinching the cheeks of the two cats, Lu Lanlan moved the doll that was far away from the two cats to the middle of them, with an expression of "I understand, I understand": "You are discussing who will use it first. Ha, remember not to fight, I'll bring a new one up right away."

After speaking, she got up and left, dialing a certain number while walking.

Dazai Meow changed the aggrieved expression when the woman was there, and put the doll in the middle with his hind feet with a look of disgust, "Your."

"Chuya, who is full of trash, is only suitable for dyeing this kind of white doll with your things."

Dazai Mew raised his paw and licked it, then ran towards the direction the woman was walking.

Nakaya meowed, and also kicked the white doll with a cute expression a few times with his back foot.After thinking about it, he picked up the doll's ears and dragged it towards the guest room.

Originally, he wanted to tear it up with his claws, but when he thought about being hanged by a woman in a bag or wearing an Elizabethan collar, he had to temporarily give up this idea.

Just dragging the doll for a few steps, I heard the footsteps of a woman walking upstairs.

Without thinking too much, he immediately threw the doll towards the room closest to him.

Acting like a normal cat, he walked a few steps in the corridor.

If you ignore the movement of his hands and feet, the cat really looks like he is taking a leisurely walk here.

When Lu Lanlan came up, besides holding Dazai Meow in one hand, as she said before, she was really holding a very cute doll in the other hand.

Or a cat style with bows on the ears.

She first glanced at Nakaya, whose back was turned to her, and then at the doll lying by the door of the master bedroom, showing a knowing smile.

Dazai Nyan suddenly had a bad feeling.

In the next second, his premonition came true: the woman put him in the nearest guest room first, and put the cat doll in her hand beside him.After telling him not to jump on the bed casually, he helped him close the windows and doors very intimately.

Not long after Zhong Yemiao raised the corners of her mouth, she was pushed into the master bedroom by the woman.

She also closed the window, told him the same words, and mouthed "Come on" to him before closing the door.

Chuya glanced at the white doll beside him, stretched out his claws and scratched it without hesitation.

The author has something to say:

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Cough, of course, if this happens to a three-dimensional cat, you have to go to the pet hospital as soon as possible.

Little knowledge of Tuosimiao: I haven’t found a favorite toy so far, but I have a soft spot for cream.

The ability to open cabinets is average, but the ability to open refrigerators is better than that of Ranbu who often opens cabinets.

So when you open the refrigerator, you can occasionally see a lump of cats stuck there.

When the owner is whipping whipped cream at home, he will squat next to it, stretching out his paws and pressing it a few times from time to time.

Today's thank you list

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[Thank you for late sleep and spitting bubbles. o0 cute mine x1, Bobobobo~ Expense (●? З｀●)]

【Thank you for the cute little nutrient solution x50 without cp long live, what?|(￣3￣)|】

[Thanks to Star Dolphin for the nutrient solution x5, Chirp Chirp|(￣3￣]

[Thanks to Meng Xu Sansheng for the cute nutrient solution x1, meme (づ￣3￣)づ]

[Thanks to Ms. Qianjian for the cute nutrient solution x1, tweet~(*￣3￣)】

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