[Naruto · Itachi BG] Reverse black and white

That day, after the immobilization technique was given off, the deflated Dawu wanted to peck Fenglan's hair.It's a pity that Feng Lan had been prepared for a long time, and closed the doors and windows, so Dawu couldn't get out no matter how hard he tried, and finally he could only vent his anger in Sasuke's room.It wasn't released until Sasuke came home from training and entered the room.

Seeing the crow's hair all over the floor in his clean and tidy room, Sasuke was furious, and turned around to fight with the big black.And the culprit, Feng Lan, locked the door of her room tightly, and then jumped out of the window to pack a portion of curry pork chop rice, satay chicken skewers and dirty milk tea, and hid in the room while eating and watching happily. "Ninja Jump" [Note], watching the riots outside, turning a deaf ear to them.

"Uchiha Fulan, come out!" Sasuke and Dawu, who had fought for three hundred rounds, finally realized who the instigator of the dispute was, so they shook hands and made peace with each other, and came to ask Feng Lan Xingshi for the crime.

At that time, Feng Lan had just finished eating the takeaway, and when she heard the knock on the door, she hid under the blanket and covered her head, hypnotized herself: "Feng Lan is asleep, Feng Lan can't hear it, Feng Lan can't get up, Feng Lan have no idea……"

After kicking and kicking the door for a long time without any results, both Sasuke and Dawu gave up.But the direct consequence of this move was that Feng Lan did not dare to walk through the main door of the room for several days, and only climbed the windows to get in and out, until Sasuke and Dawu calmed down.During this period, the intimacy between Sasuke and Dawu reached the peak in the past four and a half years.

Then the siblings reconciled.

Quarreling inexplicably and reconciling inexplicably, this has been the way Fenglan and Sasuke have been getting along for three years.Feng Lan has long been used to it.But the result of the reconciliation is that recently every morning at 05:30, Fenglan was arrested by Sasuke for special training before the graduation exam, and then went directly to the ninja school, and was escorted by Sasuke to practice shuriken after school. They were forced to recite the history of Konoha and various written test contents.Feng Lan is arranged properly every day, so that now she is seriously deprived of sleep.

This is simply too cruel for Feng Lan, who is the biggest sleeper in the world!Feng Lan almost said to Sasuke: Please continue to be angry with me!

Seeing her miserable appearance, she advised her not to work too hard every day. If she can't graduate this year, she still has a chance next year!Feng Lan said in her heart: Where is she wanting to work hard?It is obviously Sasuke's "Ai" sister who is eager and forced!

Time flies, and it is the day of the graduation exam in a blink of an eye.Feng Lan's temperament is also unruly, and she was still arguing with Sasuke the night before the exam, and deliberately recited the basic knowledge points of the written test, so angry that Sasuke grabbed her to study, and was not allowed to sleep unless her back was turned.In the middle of the night, Feng Lan was really sleepy and dizzy, and she didn't know what she was talking about.After all these troubles, Sasuke was successfully boiled out of the panda's eyes.Seeing Sasuke who was also depressed, Feng Lan couldn't be happier.

But she didn't expect that Sasuke didn't take the graduation exam, but she did.Therefore, in the written examination room, Feng Lan looked at all the questions as if they were reading from heaven, and the answers she wrote down made people vomit blood.for example:

Question: Why are Jiraiya, Senju Tsunade and Orochimaru called Konoha's "Three Ninjas"?

Feng Lan wrote down confidently and firmly: pornography, gambling and drugs.

After thinking about it, it seemed that the answers to the written test could not be so crude and straightforward, so I crossed them out and changed them to: literature, medicine and science.I also thought that this answer was too short, so I added a summary of Wan Essential Oil: It has made outstanding contributions to the peace, stability and development of Konoha and the ninja world.

Q: What was the original intention of the first Hokage Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara, the leader of the Uchiha clan, to create Konoha Hidden Village?

Feng Lan replied: For love and future generations.

But looking at the answer, I always felt that something was a little weird, so I corrected it to: for their love and future.Uh, it still seems wrong. After thinking about it, I finally changed the answer to: For love, peace and justice, and the future.

Well, so there is no problem, right?Feng Lan thought triumphantly.

Question: As one of the strongest families in Konoha Village, what are the characteristics of the Uchiha clan?

Feng Lan secretly despises, isn't this a sub-question for an orthodox Uchiha like her?So without hesitation, he replied: Brother Kong.

After finishing writing, I accidentally saw the paper of Ningji Hinata who happened to be sitting next door. He happened to be answering this question too, and the writing was so dense.

Feng Lan was stunned.Where did Uchiha get so many characteristics?

Ning Ci was very vigilant, and found Feng Lan "peeking" almost the moment Feng Lan glanced over.So he crossed his arms and put away the test paper, his white eyes opened instantly, and the veins in the corners of his eyes were exposed.

Feng Lan immediately faltered, and looked away disheartened.But she was very unconvinced in her heart, thinking to herself, how could she Daewoo Zhibo lose to her opponent Hinata?So I added after my answer "brother control":

Domineering and cool, dragging the sky,

Plagiarism and narcissism.

Tsundere and coquettish package high value,

The second poisonous tongue kills Matt.

Glass heart and princess disease,

The actress and film king conquered his wife's life.

Brotherly love is deeply attached to lonely life,

Poor vision and the whole family bend.

MLM brainwashing is top-notch,

Do not love girlfriends love gay friends.

……

When Fenglan racked her brains and finally had nothing to write, she added "Fire Escape" and "Blood Succession Limit Sharingan" at the end.And it was precisely the last two points that she thought were the most useless, which saved her from the marking teacher.

……

"What the hell is this mess!!!" Ginchi Tanaka slapped Feng Lan's test paper on the table and roared, "No! I object, Uchiha Fulan must not be allowed to graduate!!!"

"Calm down, calm down!" Iruka smiled awkwardly at the side, "Actually, think about it carefully, Feng Lan's answer, from a certain point of view, also makes sense..."

"Makes sense?!" Tanaka Ginshichi grabbed Feng Lan's test paper angrily, and read aloud, "Question: The Hyuga Clan of Konoha's famous family is famous in the ninja world for their white eyes and physical skills. Excuse me, the physical skills that the Hyuga Clan is good at Name? Answer: Papapa." The veins on his forehead popped out, and he slapped the test paper on the table again, "What is "papapa"?Simply unreasonable! ! !And those summarizing the Uchiha clan, isn't she afraid that her ancestors will climb out of the grave in anger and strangle her to death? ! "

"When the Hyuga Clan fights with "Soft Fist", they often use their palms to drive their chakra into the enemy's body, so there will be a "popping" sound. "An old but steady voice suddenly broke into the discussion. The Third Hokage walked slowly into the marking room with a pipe in his mouth, went to Tanaka Ginchichi, picked up Feng Lan's test paper and browsed roughly, and said with a smile, "I have to. Said, this girl looks at things from a tricky angle! "Pornography, gambling and drugs"?Pretty well summed up. "As for describing the characteristics of the Uchiha clan, um, she has the courage to scold her ancestors like that, this girl is big enough.

Ah no, this is not Feng Lan's summary, but the crystallization of the wisdom of the majority of netizens.

"Ho, Hokage-sama..." Tanaka Ginshichi couldn't believe it.

"Being an excellent ninja depends on it, but it's never just on paper." Sandai raised his head, raised Hokage's bamboo hat slightly, and puffed smoke from the pipe, "Let that child take the practical exam Let’s wait until the results of tolerance, physical fitness, and magic come out.”

"Ah?...Yes, yes!" Tanaka Ginshichi was so shocked that he could hardly speak. Ninja schools have always had to pass a written test before they can participate in the three practical assessments of ninjutsu, body, and illusion.Uchiha Fulan didn't know what kind of koi was reposted before the exam, but he was able to get the appreciation of three generations of adults with this kind of exotic exam paper, and got a practical exam license.Really lucky, right?

"No, thank you very much!" Tanaka Ginshichi bowed deeply to the back of the three generations.

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"Feng Lan, Feng Lan, wake up! Get up, you're going to be late!"

The sleeping Feng Lan was pushed awake by a hand. She rubbed her sleepy eyes and saw the person in front of her clearly: "Tian Tian? What's wrong?"

"Oh," Tian Tian sighed helplessly, knowing that Feng Lan had fallen asleep again and missed the notice from Tanaka's class teacher, so she explained to her, "You still ask? If you sleep again, you will miss the practical exam."

"Huh? I actually passed the written test?" Feng Lan also had a look of disbelief.When handing in the test paper, she slowly woke up and remembered that she had scribbled something on the test paper, and firmly believed that she would definitely not be able to graduate this year!

If you can't graduate, you won't graduate!Feng Lan has never been a person who is entangled in the finality.She thought very openly, since the result could not be changed, instead of worrying about it, it is better to have fun in time.So Feng Lan tilted her head and lay down on the desk to catch up on sleep.Anyway, she doesn't need to take the practical exam in the afternoon, so let's take a good rest!

Now suddenly hearing the good news that Tian Tian told her to let her take the afternoon practical exam, Feng Lan felt that she must have built some seven-level pagoda in her previous life.

"Of course!" Tian Tian slapped Feng Lan on the back, and then slapped her back on the desk, looking happier than her, "Your hard work these days has finally paid off! "

"..." Feng Lan stared at her half-moon eyes and thought, ah no, the fact that she passed the written test this time was entirely due to her integrity and good character, and it had nothing to do with the torture of the past few days...

There is nothing to say in the practical exam, ninjutsu test score & body art; illusion is to identify which of the teachers present is an illusion.Feng Lan conjured up five clones in a pinch; as for the illusion test, Feng Lan pointed out that Tanaka Ginchi was an illusion as soon as she entered the arena.

"Because the head teacher Noda didn't snarl at me when he saw me coming in slowly, and even smiled kindly in his eyes. It's obviously fake, hahahahahaha!" Feng Lan put her hands on her hips and laughed.

"This is considered qualified?! No, I don't agree! I firmly disagree!!" Tanaka Ginshichi, who was hiding in a corner of the classroom, couldn't help jumping out, and shouted at the other two examiners, Iruka and Mizuki.

"Hahaha..." Iruka said with a smile, "The exam rules only require that the phantom be identified. As for how the examinee discovers it, there is no regulation!"

"Yes," Mizuki agreed, "and using the familiarity and understanding of companions to identify the authenticity of companions is also a compulsory course for ninjas. This is what Uchiha-san did very well."

"Well, thank you Mizuki teacher!" Feng Lan said with a big smile and nodded.She really felt that Mizuki would still have a chance to be a good person if he hadn't bewitched Naruto to steal the sealed book later.

"...you're lucky!" Tanaka Yinqi stared at Feng Lan and said viciously.

"Hey hey~" Feng Lan smiled, but there was a suspicion in her heart: Strange, it seems that class teacher Tanaka doesn't want her to graduate?She thought that class leader Tanaka wished he could get rid of her, a black sheep, as soon as possible.Why, could it be that she caused Stockholm Syndrome and became addicted to abuse?

Next is the gymnastics test.The rule is that all candidates are divided into teams of two to compete.The winning group will pass directly, and the losing group will be judged by the examiner based on the performance of the candidates.

Feng Lan heard that last year's gymnastics test was not so fussy, as long as you directly fight with the examiner, and then the examiner will judge the student's physical skill level.She even had a mysterious intuition that this rule seemed to be deliberately set for her, just to prevent her from graduating.But rationality told her, don't get sick, she doesn't have that much face for Uchiha Furan.

Whether this newly revised rule is aimed at her own Feng Lan dare not make rash assertions, but she is very sure of one thing, that is, one should not be too arrogant, too arrogant even God will not be able to see it!Look, here comes the retribution——

Feng Lan's opponent in the physical examination test is: Ningji Hinata.

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