[Naruto · Itachi BG] Reverse black and white

Feng Lan really couldn't understand why she woke up from a coma, and when she opened her eyes, what she saw was not Sasuke or Kai, who was in charge of the ninja, but Hatake Kakashi.

"Ah, you're awake? Oh ha, Feng Lan!" Kakashi squatted on the window sill of her bedroom, smiling like a new moon, and raised his hand to greet her, as if he had been waiting for her for a long time.

Feng Lan: "..."

Fenglan pondered, is the crime of killing Konoha's number one technician and the future sixth Hokage Hatake Kakashi enough to make her an S-rank rebel and join "Akatsuki" to join her brother?

"Why are you so old!!!!" Feng Lan threw a handful of Kunai backhand.

"I heard that you fainted from excessive use of chakra yesterday, so come and have a look." Kakashi casually raised his hand to catch the Kunai thrown by Fenglan, his smile remained unchanged, "But with such energy, it looks like it should be There is no problem."

"..." Feng Lan pulled the quilt to cover her head, and said in a muffled voice, "I'm dead! No grave digging, no grave robbery, no reincarnation! Let me burrow into the ground and reincarnate as a human being again!"

"Oh?" The lazy tone was raised slightly, and Kakashi half-cast his dead fish eyes, looking at the ball of arched quilt, "Except for "Dark Walk", you even know about Reincarnation... "

Feng Lan wanted to bite off her tongue.

She got out of the quilt, turned a dead fish eye that was not inferior to Kakashi, and said contemptuously: "Isn't Orochimaru defecting to Konoha because of studying this technique? Don't you, who used to be Anbu, know? "

The tasks performed by the Anbu are all confidential, and the contents needless to say are family members, and even colleagues who belong to the Anbu must be kept secret.But what happened to Orochimaru is really special, and the impact of what he did was extremely bad. At that time, Konoha almost dispatched all Anbu to hunt him down, and Kakashi was one of them.After the pursuit failed, many people were worried that Orochimaru would come back for revenge, and the whole Konoha was panicked. There were various rumors about him, both true and false.Since Orochimaru is an extremely dangerous person, Anbu personnel may bump into them during various high-risk tasks, so in Anbu, the information of Orochimaru is quite public.

Kakashi knew that Fulan was a child of the Uchiha patriarch's family, and loved to run behind Itachi and Shisui when he was a child.It is estimated that the two felt that Feng Lan was young and ignorant, and they did not shy away from her when discussing Anbu intelligence.Who knows that all the secrets have been heard away by this brat.He thought, if there is an opportunity, he must help these two juniors improve their professional standards. They themselves are young talents, don't they know that children should not be taken lightly?

Well, although Kakashi also admitted that Feng Lan's mind is indeed incomparable to those two amazingly talented teenagers.

Looking at the little boy with his head raised in front of him, who looked like "You underestimate me, I know everything", Kakashi was speechless for a while, he leaned over, pressed Feng Lan's head, and said with a smile : "It's not good for a child to know too much!" He opened his eyes, his eyes were sharp and deep, "Some things, even if you know it, you have to treat it as if you don't know it, understand? Pretending to be smart will lead to death."

"Got it, got it!" Feng Lan opened Kakashi's hand and gave him a sideways glance impatiently.

Completely, didn't seem to listen...

Kakashi felt a headache, and now the kid is really more self-righteous than the other.

"However, I still want to congratulate you, congratulations on passing the ninjutsu exam!" Kakashi decided to put aside this tangled topic, and stated his purpose of coming here, "Kai has a very good evaluation of you!" Ninjutsu body The art is a mess, but the illusion talent is very high. The mind is flexible and smart, and the overall situation is strong. It is suitable for the role of strategic designation and command in the team." ""

"That's it!" Feng Lan raised her chin, shook her head, and was so proud that she had obviously ignored Kai's first comment on her, "Who am I! The Uchiha clan is rare in a thousand years. Beautiful, charming, intelligent and talented ninja girl genius! Who is the core of the team?" She raised her eyebrows at Kakashi Kuba violently, and said in a quite social tone, "At the beginning, it was Because the ninja school is too small, there is no space for me to display my skills; now, I can finally spread my wings and show my skills in the ninja world! When I open Sharingan, I will be the most powerful ninja in the world , when the time comes, I'm afraid you will have to give up the title of "No. [-] Konoha Technician" to me! She sat cross-legged on the bed with her hands on her hips, ecstatic, laughing wildly and hysterically, "Are you scared?"Tremble!cry!Be in awe of me!Worship me!You mortals!Extinguish ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! ! ! "

Feng Lan felt that her performance was really more "exaggerated" than Eason Chan. 【Note】

"..."

Kakashi folded his hands on his chest, staring at listless dead fish eyes, with countless black lines in the background, and strings of ellipsis floating above his head.

Why did the Uchiha clan have such an arrogant, narcissistic and shameless child! ! !

He sighed a long time, seeing that Feng Lan had laughed enough, he slowly took out a box of takoyaki from behind, and said to her: "Hey, breakfast, let's gather after eating, you're about to be late."

After being reminded by Kakashi, Feng Lan turned to look at the Hello Kitty electronic clock on the bedside table, which showed 7:43.Wait, what time did Kay say yesterday that the assembly was here?eight o'clock?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I'm going to be late!!!" Feng Lan jumped up from the bed, rushed into the bathroom, brushed her teeth and washed her face in less than a minute, and then rushed back to the room, yelling He opened the takoyaki package and stuffed it into his mouth with his hands, while complaining: "I said, Kakashi, can you give me some healthy and nutritious breakfast? It's always takoyaki, so I won't get tired of it It’s too fat to die! Well, it’s delicious, so fragrant!!”

Kakashi took Feng Lan's complaints as a deaf ear, and seeing her devouring her food without any image, decided to remind her kindly of her dressing problem: "It's rare for someone to have such a distinctive aesthetic taste! Kai should Are you very pleased?"

Feng Lan paused, feeling a little puzzled by Kakashi's nonsensical mention of fashion taste, but when she lowered her head, she immediately understood what Kakashi meant.It was Kay who brought her back yesterday, and she fell asleep after that, so now she is still wearing the forgive color tights.Not caring about eating takoyaki, Feng Lan grabbed a few paper towels and wiped her hands casually, rushed to the closet, pulled out two dark blue ninja suits with the Tuanfan clan emblem and threw them on the bed.Damn it, if she wears this green melon skin again, she will change her surname to Brother Weasel!

"Kakashi, I'm curious, why are you so idle all the time?" Feng Lan asked while looking for her pants, "Aren't you going to bring students today?"

"My subordinates didn't pass this year." Kakashi put on a gentle, narrow-eyed smile that is the standard of a sunny male god, but Feng Lan felt that he had a dark belly.

"It's pitiful to be your subordinate..."

Throwing the daily black shorts on the bed, Feng Lan reached out to untie her scarf.In a blink of an eye, seeing Kakashi still squatting on the window sill of her own house, not showing any intention of avoiding it, Feng Lan was furious immediately.

"Hooligan!!!!" She picked up the pillow and threw it at Kakashi's face.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Kakashi disappeared in an instant, only the pillow rubbed his afterimage, and flew out of the window.Not caring about going out to pick up pillows, Feng Lan quickly closed the window and locked it with her backhand, and then pulled the curtains tightly with a "wow".

The moment the sunlight was completely blocked by the curtains, the anger and anxiety on Feng Lan's face immediately disappeared without a trace, replaced by a kind of calmness.She slowly took off the bright green tights, put on a long short-sleeved national uniform, fastened the buckle and tied the white belt, and then smoothed out the hair that was pressed in the clothes.

After thinking about the slip of the tongue this morning, Feng Lan reviewed her coping methods and felt that there should be no problem.People are sometimes very strange animals. Compared with the arguments and explanations in front of them, people tend to believe their own inferences from the details of the clues. The smarter the person, the easier it is to fall into such misunderstandings.Especially ninjas, faced with all kinds of lies, they have basically given up on understanding the literal meaning of each other's words, and are more used to looking for loopholes and subtext in their words.

Therefore, as long as she throws out the keywords "Oshemaru" and "Anbu", Kakashi will easily associate it with Itachi and Shisui.This is more convincing than she directly telling him "Itachi and Shisui-san told me".What's more, one of the two of them had no evidence against each other, and the other wandered around the world. Naturally, what she said was what she said, and Kakashi couldn't find anyone to confirm it.

At the same time, for an elite ninja like Kakashi who has experienced twists and turns, if she pretends to be stupid and shows a silly and sweet look of "I don't know, I don't know anything?" Kakashi would instinctively question: "What else do you know?"; and if she acted as if she knew everything and was conceited, Kakashi would let her guard down instead, thinking: "You little brat, what do you know? Isn’t it just hearsay and gossip?”

It's not some scheme by the city government, but it's just some tricks for self-protection.

Feng Lan looked at herself in the mirror, put away the sharpness and evil spirit in her eyes, and gave herself a simple smile that was a bit idiotic, but her eyes were bright and energetic.

Very good, this is Uchiha Furan in everyone's eyes.

After all, "The strength is not good, but the mind is smart; the force is poor, but the person is not stupid." This is the new character design she is going to leave now!

Feng Lan took out a paper-thin plastic box the size of a thumbnail from the interlayer of her ninja bag.She pried open the lid with her fingernails, and inside was a pair of pure black contact lenses.

She checked inside and out to make sure that no one had touched anything inside, and finally let out a long sigh of relief.She sat down with her back to the bed, lay on her back on the ground, leaned her upper body under the bed, touched a dark board with her backhand, took it off with a "click", and took it out.

Feng Lan exerted force on her waist, got out from under the bed and sat up.The dark board she was holding was also a thin box. She opened it, and there were several pairs of contact lenses similar to those in her ninja bag, and one of them was empty.She put back the pair of colored contact lenses she had taken out, and then reached out to restore the black plate.

Feng Lan thought, fortunately she was resourceful and took off the colored contact lenses after persuading Xiao Li yesterday, otherwise she would faint later and Kai would not be able to find out when she checked her eyes.

This is a pair of colored contact lenses that can cover the color of the pupils of the Sharingan without affecting its ability.

Itachi and Shisui were sent to do a difficult task, and were ordered not to reveal the identity of Konoha Uchiha.At that time, Feng Lan was sitting by the side eating takoyaki one bite at a time, seeing them worrying, so she sincerely suggested: "Why don't you wear colored contact lenses?"

"What are beauty contact lenses?"

Apparently the two straight men who have become mosquito-repellent coils know nothing about fashion.

"..." Feng Lan really wanted to tell them that the colored contact lenses are a kind of Sharingan, and you can customize a personalized kaleidoscope with a little extra money. On the spot, I explained to them in detail what color contact lenses are.

"...Interesting," Shisui expressed his interest, "I'll go to Grandma Cat's place now and ask her if she can get some "color contact lenses" that can cover the color of Shulunyan's pupils without affecting the pupil technique. "Come. "

The cat mother-in-law is indeed the omnipotent ninja tool and source of information for the Uchiha tribe. She prepared the "color contact lenses" that Shisui wanted in less than a day, but the cost was expensive, and only five pairs were made.Itachi looked like Shishui, and Feng Lan wiped away the rest.

But you must know that the arrogant Uchiha clan has always been proud of Sharingan, even if they don't use it, they still have to show it off.Therefore, they all sneered at the "ninja tools" such as "color contact lenses". Even Itachi and Shisui regarded this reusable item as a "daily disposable type" after completing the task.In the end, they were all taken back by Feng Lan.Anyway, there is nothing wrong with the eyes of the two of them, and she can still use them after soaking them in medicine water and disinfecting them.

Yes, her Uchiha Furan is so petty.

Feng Lan has only used this special "color contact lenses" twice: once in the competition with Ning Ci, and once in the survival exercise yesterday.Both times she only used the hypnotic function of Sharingan to guide Xiao Li and Neji, mainly Neji, to follow her plan.

Feng Lan packed everything up, and after confirming that there were no flaws, she looked back at the clock, it was exactly 55:[-].She hooked the corners of her mouth, adjusted her expression, kicked open the door, and ran out in a panic, shouting as she ran: "It's terrible! It's going to be late!! It's too late!!!"

She rushed so fast that she even forgot to close the door, turned back halfway through the run, stepped into the house with her shoes on, ran out with the takoyaki Kakashi just gave her, and forgot to close the door again.It wasn't until after stuffing two takoyaki that he realized it suddenly, turned around and closed the door with his foot, and rushed towards the Hokage Building.

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[Note] Come on, everyone sing with me: You think I'm exaggerating~ I'm exaggerating because I'm afraid~

crooked?Brother Weasel?Kakashi not only climbed Feng Lan's window, but also peeked at her changing clothes, do you want to come out and take care of it?

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Today happened to be the day when Xiao Yu posted a post for a month.We have been in Jinjiang for many years, and we have always been a little transparent. The data of collections, clicks and comments has not been very good.According to past experience, I estimate that there are 50 collections a month, thank God.Unexpectedly, as of now, the collection is more than three times what I expected! ! !I also received a lot of landmines and irrigation, Xiao Yu was really touched, thank you everyone! ! mua~~~

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