Paper wedding business [Entertainment circle]

At [-] o'clock in the evening, the gold medal variety show "Super Brain", the [-]th anniversary live broadcast hall, was brightly lit and gathered with big names. It was supposed to be a successful conclusion.

It's Sunday.Many viewers in front of the TV are preparing to wash their feet, go to bed, and have to go to work tomorrow morning. Now they can’t, they are paying attention to the direction of the live broadcast, watching how it ends, and feeling the development of the incident, which makes people ecstatic.

Cen Zhiwan disappeared under the eyes of Mr. Lin Li, the "three consecutive winners" of "Super Brain", as a "fugitive".

Lin Li stiffened his dark skin, exhaled a mouthful of pale mist, and pretended to be calm to the other talented amateur contestants: "We were really careless for a while."

"Hahahahahahahaha! A moment of carelessness Lin silly!"

"I want to save face and suffer! You have an IQ of 180, let me say something about you!"

"Ma De, isn't the arrest over in 3 minutes?! You should go and arrest! Why don't you let me sleep!"

"Confess my sister! My sister is the most clever little ghost in the world! Ah, my little fairy! What ah!"

"I thought my children were fans of a trafficker, but now it seems that they may be a schoolmaster. No, Xueshen."

"Sister did a good job! Beat him, beat him to death! You rush out! You hold back! You hold back and let them catch you!"

"I want to have a monkey with my sister."

"Wow, your monkey's IQ is so high!"

"Am I the only one who is worried about the program group?? The brand of shame will be inseparable from now on! [like][like]"

""Super Brain" is my favorite program, it's not too much to light up."

"[Spot wax] +1"

"[Spot wax] +1"

"The ones below, stay in formation."

……

The two specially invited commentators of "Super Brain" are Lao Huang and Lao Shu. The former is a senior criminal investigator who enjoys special national allowances, and the latter is a Chinese detective with numerous honors in the police circle.

Two retired old men, Xianyun Yehe, known as the "Weasel Group", regardless of the show's grave is almost two meters high, they commented eagerly, adding fuel to the fire.

Lao Huang smiled slyly, and threw out the subtext in a serious manner, "This young man Lin Li said that they were careless for a while, Lao Shu, what do you think?"

Lao Shu stroked the American-style beard under his broad cheeks with one hand, and laughed first, and looked at each other with a serious face, "The old saying goes well, Jingzhou is careless. Lin Li these contestants play the role of 'policeman', and the policeman has several big avoid.

First, don't be self-willed, and don't despise strategically or tactically.Second, after the tactics are formulated, one must assess the situation and adapt to the situation.Third, multi-departmental cooperation should not be without a leader, and there must be thunderous means.Fourth, don't brag. "

"Hahahaha! Don't brag!" Lao Huang laughed three times, "Okay, I heard you are playing tricks and praising Miss Cen."

Lao Shu waved his hand, "How can I praise a criminal?"

Lao Huang came up and said: "The sky net is well restored, sparse but not leaky!"

Lao Shu laughed and looked at the time, "It's so late, it's dark and it's not safe, and my family is also a granddaughter. If this girl runs away, it's better to come back and surrender."

Lao Huang patted his forehead, "Hey, yes. Some of my grandsons still want Cen Zhiwan's autograph. Hey! Chief director! Make a call and let the little girl come back! Ah, it's too late.

Lin Li!come here! ——You can make an apology and admit your mistake on the phone later.What the hell are you doing now?Can you look at people with your nostrils? ! "

It was really embarrassing for Lin Li and the chief director to rush to the old seniors together.

The chief director agreed with Chu Yinghou's point of view. Although it was a bit motivating to mobilize people and make a big fuss, he still had to let the "police" team catch him back with his own hands.

There must be professional ethics in running a program. Showing half of it to the audience is like feeding someone a good bite, and then choking the neck, not swallowing it. There is no beginning and no end, and there is no end.

Lin Li felt even more tragic in his heart. On the one hand, he thought, catch!His home court is being played around by a traffic, who can bear it, what will the traffic do, singing and dancing? !He wants face!To regain points!To save the image!

On the other hand, he thought, Cen Zhiwan was young and pretty, and he chased the four men so closely, and chased him so hard, it seemed like he was losing face and winning.

To put it bluntly, I still look down on people, as if if he went to catch him, he could really catch him back.

At this moment, the head of the program group is as big as a drum, and it is difficult to ride a tiger. Many stars have announcements and schedules for the next day.

"How should I say it!"

"Let Cen Zhiwan come back!"

"...That's not necessarily true, the child has a big temper."

"Come on!"

"Who will go! You go?!"

"I dare not go! Tomorrow her whole girl group will come to tease me, I won't survive!"

"Sisters, sit down for a while, what's the matter, have you checked Weibo, the real-time discussion popularity of "Super Brain" has exceeded [-] million!"

"So fast! The title of the gold list!"

"Not bad, don't rub it when it's hot, it'll burn quickly."

"Die you guys, if that one doesn't leave, you still want to slip away first, be careful tomorrow the whole network will mock you."

"Be good, everyone. Sit tight."

……

Chu Youqing, the queen of actresses, she is the one who sits the most securely, sitting on the main stage, guest C.She is icy cold and beautiful, but at the second glance, one can see a kind of gentleness and beauty. One can wildly imagine her smiling eyes with the first snow, like the blurred beauty of silver moonlight.

Chu Youqing was also confused.

What hatred, what resentment, what should I do if my wife is too naughty.

I can only let her hide!

Chu Youqing calmed down and counted the days.There are still a few days left in her menstrual period. After the menstrual period, Cen Zhiwan will come back if she doesn't come back. After all, the date of dating has been set, and it is impossible for Cen Liu not to keep the appointment.

It's too shameful, what's the matter if you procrastinate on not getting a divorce, didn't they agree to lie to Chu Youqing.

When the time comes, people will know to come back, that would be great, Cen Zhiwan must be executed on the spot.

Chu Youqing was so angry that he was thinking wildly. From what he saw in his eyes, Lin Li must not be embarrassed to apologize, so hurry up and get my wife back!

The trouble should end it.

Li Cen Zhiwan stepped out of the live broadcast hall, in fact, only seven or eight minutes had passed, and it had already disturbed all living beings, and no one had any idea.

The audience was wondering about Pea, the little milk dog Zhuang Rui suddenly yelled, "Cen Zhiwan left a note!!"

Lin Li was the first to pounce on him, glanced at Zhuang Rui, and thought that this greasy-haired, pink-faced little boy could be of some use, and asked quickly like an interrogator, "When did you find it? Where did you find it?!"

Zhuang Rui hates Lin Li, Ma De, this is a little note of love that Cen Zhiwan specially threw to me, why should I give it to you!

But Zhuang Rui couldn't understand the string of handwritten letters and numbers on it, so he could only hand it over, "I just picked it up at my feet, what does Cen Zhiwan want to tell me? Look at this 5RSW9, it can't be my name! "

Zhuang Rui grabbed the camera well, Lin Li pretended not to hear, and beckoned for several amateur contestants to come over, including a reasoning expert who had participated in the "Detective in the Secret Chamber" program.

"I suspect it's an algebraic code." Lin Li answered instinctively, "First, verify the handwriting on the note. At the same time, crack the code."

A master is a master. In less than 10 minutes, two results were released.

On and off the court, everyone listened with bated breath. No one expected that this was already a game of Cen's flow, following Cen Zhiwan's rhythm.

After all, when making a show, you have to take care of the audience. Lin Liduo said a few words, "We have the top handwriting analysts in China on site."

"Within 10 minutes, we can know a person's personality, habits, and logic of behavior."

The audience's heart skipped a beat, why are they a little scared, the feeling of being seen through is very bad.

They were all sweating for Cen Zhiwan. In addition, Cen Zhiwan was really regarded as a criminal. It would be unreasonable to directly dissect personal in-depth information and make it public.

Lin Li received the appraisal result, was surprised, and said bravely, "...The handwriting is beautiful and neat, and there are some Chinese characters with intentionally distorted strokes. The following analysis is for reference only."

"The owner of the handwriting has a violent personality and a complicated heart. According to statistics, 90.00% of those who own this font have a strong tendency to violence, and 50.00% of them have a strong urge to hurt others."

After listening, it was a living person, and it was directly blown into fireworks.

"I'm going! This is Cen Zhiwan?! Isn't this the bear in the zoo near my house?!"

"Hahahahaha! You know the character, habits, and behavioral logic of a fart!"

"Ah, this is my sister?? I believe it, I really believe it, hahaha."

"Lin Li got a lot of seriousness, but, I didn't expect my sister to leave it with fake handwriting."

Lin Li shook his head, he belittled Cen Zhiwan again.

It is not easy for ordinary people to recite an algebraic code, it is lengthy and illogical, and it is difficult to remember.

The password is a sentence, Lin Li read it out, confused, "...that's gone... find a way to let me know."

What do you mean?No one knows.

The password must have been made up randomly, so Lin Li was misled. He thought that Cen Zhiwan had written the note blindly, and he was playing tricks. He didn't expect Cen Zhiwan to take care of such small details as disguising handwriting, so he tricked him again.

Zhuang Rui, the sunshine little milk dog, smiled, he firmly believed that this note was written for him, otherwise, why would Cen Zhiwan throw it at his feet?

However, that is gone, what is gone?

Zhuang Rui scanned his whole body, feeling that he had no place, but he was gone.

Don't look, you don't have it, auntie.

There was an uproar in Chu Youqing's heart, her cold and soft face turned red a little bit, she quickly stopped it, and it became a little bit hot again, she wished she could cover it with her hands.

The younger sister has been thinking about such a thing all day long, Chu Youqing really wants to hit someone, but she feels that the handwriting identification results are still somewhat credible, Cen Zhiwan is on the bed, because he has a strong tendency to violence!Possess a strong urge to hurt others!Rebuttal not accepted!

After analyzing the note, it was almost worthless, and the program team fell into a dilemma again.

Various forums and groups such as Douban have already set up large-scale research sections of "... that is gone... find a way to notify me", which is the posture of writing academic papers.

The trouble should end it.

For the note, the fun was not over yet. It was too late to say it, and then soon, I saw a figure rushing in at the entrance of the live broadcast hall, and I couldn't stop it. A tall and strong man was on the downstairs floor, recording food Chef Kwok of the show!Known as the old pot!

Lao Guo was dressed in a clean white French celebrity chef's style, wearing a tall hat, looking for someone when he opened his mouth, and said aggressively, "Cen Zhiwan! Little girl! Smile and say a few words! Let me have a boning knife! Don't think I don't want to I know! ——Don’t make trouble! Old uncle, I’ll open up the salmon right away, I’ll use it!”

He yelled out, "Super Brain" here, it's like meeting a ghost together, please say it again, what evil did Cen Liu do? ?

The chief director poked his head out from behind a camera, and stammered, "She...why did she follow you?"

Lao Guo helped his tall hat, full of air, "I don't know! I thought your show, what kind of show are you doing!"

The chief director thought for a while, "We are doing a show, and she is a 'fugitive' now..."

Diddoo.

Diddoo.

The director switched the video on the big screen of the main stage to the location.

The location shooter yelled, and shouted into the headset: "——What! Killed! Cen Zhiwan killed!"

Lin Li grabbed the host's microphone, frowned and said sharply, "Speak clearly!"

The location shooters, with shock, excitement and inexplicable happiness, turned their faces along with the camera.

In the night, a Didi car was parked on the side of the street.

The cab door is open.

The driver is an uncle in his 50s, lying on the steering wheel, with two big characters on his back, handwritten and printed——

【die】

There is a line of small words below-

[Weapon: A knife for picking fish bones, wow, it's a sharp knife]

The area policeman is questioning, "Sir, you are obstructing traffic like this."

The uncle driver pointed at his back, "I'm dead, I can't speak."

Jurisdiction police: "I will issue a ticket."

The uncle driver smiled shyly, "I'm dead and can't speak. The murderer said that if there is a ticket, the program team will reimburse me."

The film police in the jurisdiction looked around, "The program team!"

The location filming staff ran up in a hurry, panting, and came late, "Comrade police, we are "Super Brain", and we are doing a show. Please accommodate me. We will record a few scenes and leave immediately."

The policeman nodded, "Oh, you let my sister run away, and now that someone is killed, don't you want to take responsibility?"

The driver uncle also said: "Your efficiency in solving crimes is too low! "Super Brain", where is the brain?! Look how long I and the policeman have been waiting for you here! My ears are going to freeze off! Tell me, those of you who act as 'policemen', how do you protect our people! I drive the night train and kill people! I am still the one who called the police! If I don't call the police, I will die unjustly!

By the way, the murderer also robbed me of 500 yuan, please compensate me first!I'm not asking for this money, I'll give my sister whatever she wants, the problem is, we all worked so hard, with a lot of emotion, right, to invest in our respective... this role, is there something wrong with you contestants!It's warm in the live broadcast hall, right?I can't bear to come out, right?Stop talking nonsense and lose money! "

The location staff used flesh and blood to block the lens, "The above is a report from the murder scene."

Silence, long silence.

In the live broadcast hall, gradually, someone applauded, and after a while, the applause was thunderous.

The chief director's eyes were full of tears, he wanted to slap himself, he was going to be popular, my show was going to be popular!

Lao Huang and Lao Shu applauded excitedly, tearing up, "It's wonderful! Did you find out! The reason why Miss Cen Zhiwan left the note was actually a hint. It hinted that the character she played His identity is that of a vicious desperado. Therefore, the occurrence of this murder case was unexpected and reasonable!"

"Old Shu, after retiring from the police force, I think that my retirement life is to take my grandchildren to and from school. At this moment, I seem to have found the feeling of enthusiasm that I had when I joined the army!"

The real-time discussion popularity of "Super Brain" soared to [-] million people.

"Fuck! I feel like my sister is the director!"

"Sister, it's hard work! What a rubbish program group! I don't even give a single character! I have to think for myself! [Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying]"

"My whole family was dumbfounded! This progressive reversal!"

"My sister is so dedicated! What are Lin Li and the others? I don't even think of myself as a policeman! If anyone says that my sister's acting skills are not good, I'm in a hurry!"

"Tonight's "Super Brain" really slapped my face!"

"May I ask what is Cen Zhiwan's IQ?"

"I don't know IQ, EQ is against the sky."

"Hahaha, I was careless for a while. Lin Zhili. It's mediocre. Cen Zhiwan."

"When I said my sister killed someone, I was so frightened that my shoes fell on the TV!"

"Yeah, I heard my sister kill people, and I remembered the boning knife that Lao Guo lost! I was so scared that I hugged my dog ​​and screamed like crazy!"

……

"Lin Li, what are you going to do." Lao Huang stepped off the commentary stand.

Lin Li pinched the note left by Cen Zhiwan, his bones were livid, his lips trembled, he glanced at Chu Youqing, and the almost contemptuous eyes of the audience, and said after a while: "I will definitely catch the fugitive."

Lao Huang patted Lin Li on the shoulder, "It's useless to just talk about it. You'd better pay attention to it. My feeling is that there are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky. Believe it or not, it's up to you."

Lin Li gritted his teeth. How could they lose with so many capable people? It's just that they didn't pay attention to it. Once they paid attention to it, how could Cen Zhiwan play wild?

Lin Li went to see Chu Youqing again, and let him make a fool of himself in front of the Queen of Shadows, and in front of the national audience, Cen Zhiwan, I will put away my kindness, and I will never be polite to you!

Chu Youqing didn't have time to talk to him or anyone else, she was so beautiful in her heart that she even brushed her hair several times triumphantly, it didn't look like her noble and reserved style.

... Sister smelly, hurry up and get rid of these people, go home, menstruation is also possible.

"Hello? Mom."

"Hey! Youyou! Where are you!"

"Recording site."

""Super Brain". Mom watched it. Mom watched it. Youyou, Mom has something to discuss with you. Mom thinks about it. Before you divorce, you should give birth to the child first. You see. I said two before, I think Not enough, three, four, five, six, give birth more."

"Mom!..." Chu Youqing stamped her feet in embarrassment.

Xi Jinzhi said seriously: "Smart children are not afraid of having too many. Did you hear that! If you have one, earn one! Earn more! You can't make it cheaper for others!"

Chu Youqing covered her heart, "I won't see her these days."

Xi Jinzhi turned on the Zhuge Liang mode, "What can't you see! Don't fool me! What card did you draw! 'Fugitive', you just happened to be desperate and desperate! 'Police', go and catch her! If you catch her, you will be killed!" your!

Youyou, it's only natural for you to have children!Mom should say, but said it all!You don't hurry up to give birth!Don't regret it later!Mom has thought about it. In the future, my nine granddaughters will all be geniuses. I will lead them out. With my face... Hey, hey?young! "

Chu Youqing hung up the phone.

Director Lian Fangyu was able to call in immediately, and she was so anxious that she said, "Chu Youqing! What time did you get recorded! I think Lin Li will not be able to catch her next year! Let me tell you, you will have no schedule starting tomorrow. Did you know? We only participated in "Super Brain" because Cen Zhiwan participated in it. I will save it for you tonight. Tomorrow "Small Jade in the World", Director Zheng wants you to join the group early! Are you listening? ?"

Chu Youqing was thinking about her and Cen Zhiwan's nine babies, "We'll talk about it after tonight."

Lian Fangyu was overjoyed, "Okay, okay, chasing all night, it's great! It's been a long time since I stayed up late to catch up on dramas!"

Chu Youqing said calmly: "Rest early." He added, "I'm sure I won't be able to catch it tonight."

Lian Fangyu: "I just want to see if I can't catch it!"

Chu Youqing couldn't help smiling, and quickly collected this hard-won smile.

In the past, my younger sister kept Chu Youqing awake all night alone, but now, my younger sister kept the whole country awake all night.

The younger sister is promising.