Animal Dining Center

The topic is a bit...

It might be that kind of psychological question, each answer represents a kind of psychology, Russell thought.

So writing is more difficult.

But after a long time, I still struggled to finish it.

Handing over the test paper to Slow Yangyang, I felt a little uneasy.

Staring at it nervously, while its goat's hooves raised the glasses, the red pen in his hand brushed down, without even looking at it, it was all red ticks.

Russell was stunned and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"That, Mr. Slow, don't you even watch it?"

Cautiously asked, Slow Sheep looked up, the light reflected in the lens, Russell saw his humble face inside.

"It's all subjective, and whatever you do is right."

Slow Sheep told, Russell froze.

Damn, whatever you do is right, what did he just struggle with for so long...

With a perfect score on the test paper, Russell was a little depressed.

How difficult does he think the exam is? Anyone who dares to take the exam will pass it?

After the exam and interview, Russell was led to a conference room.

Before entering the front door, he took a deep breath. What he saw just now was a slow sheep, and he may not be able to see Big Big Wolf later.

To be honest, he used to watch Happy and Big Big Wolf with his cousins, and he liked Big Big Wolf quite a bit. It would be even better if Lazy Goat was here, and he wanted to touch the poop hairstyle on its head.

I just beg Red Wolf not to show up, otherwise what if a frying pan hits him by mistake?

With a lot of thoughts, he pushed open the door of the conference room, and Russell looked in expectantly outside the door, only to see that there was no big table in the room, only a small long table with three seats.

There is no one sitting at the table, no red wolf, gray wolf, and even lazy sheep.

There are only three yellow capsules on the back.

They all wore dark blue denim suspenders, with what appeared to be a black strap for glasses across the back of their bald heads.

There were no windows in the room, and only a single light fell from their heads, and fell on their smooth heads and bodies, illuminating the place.

Like some serious stage show.

Hearing the sound of Russell opening the door, the three yellow capsule-shaped creatures turned around suddenly as if they were performing, and Russell saw three minions with big eyes!

"Beep beep beep—"

The tallest Dayan Meng sang, "Bo" dragged on for a long time.

Its black-gloved arms are outstretched, like a singer in an opera, and its head is thrown up, passionately frustrated.

It is about 1.2 meters tall, and its hair grows in the middle of its head, with only a handful reaching the sky.

Russell remembered the guy's name as Tim.

Finally, the word "Bo" couldn't be dragged any longer, and it patted on the side of Stuart who was licking with a big lollipop with a few hairs combed in the middle.

Stuart, who only had one eye, came to his senses, immediately hid the lollipop behind his back, opened his other hand, looked up at the ceiling, and took it.

"Ba ba ba, da ba ba ba—"

When Stewart sang, his head kept shaking slightly, so the sound had a slightly trembling effect.

Tim in front immediately lowered his hands at this moment, taking a big breath.

The last one is Jon, he's bald, the smallest one.

Holding a little bear doll in his hand, he smiled silly at Russell, so that he forgot to pick up Stewart's song.

Stuart couldn't hold it anymore, at first it just reached out and patted Jon gently.

As a result, Jon didn't appreciate it, and walked to the edge of the chair in disgust, avoided its harassment, and continued to giggle at Russell.

It was so lovely, Russell's eyes were starry.

But Stuart couldn't stand it, so he grabbed the strap on Jon's back and lifted him up.

Jon, who was suspended in the air, kicked his calf a few times, but couldn't break free.

So it squinted its eyes and turned its head to settle accounts with Stuart, only then did it see its shit-yellow face that had been suffocated.

Immediately realized, the originally angry eyes became apologetic, and then he was carried in the air and sang.

"Click, click, click!"

Stuart took out the lollipop from his other hand and stuffed it into his mouth. He didn't let go of it until Jon finished singing.

The cute little bear who was holding the bear fell onto the chair with a "snap".

But it wasn't angry either, it got up hey, touched the little bear in its arms, and then sat upright on the chair like the two next door.

Russell thought that he had done something wrong, but he wanted to see the little yellow man for a while, so he stood at the door and smiled foolishly.

"Cough cough."

Tim coughed twice on purpose, then took out a translator-like thing from the table and put it on his ear.

Stuart learned it, and Jon followed.

They all pressed a button on the translator, and then Russell saw the wall behind them light up, turning into a big screen.

"Well, Paula?"

Tim looked at Yang En and asked, and then a clicking sound came from the screen, Russell looked over, and there was a line of words written on it.

"Aren't you here for the interview?"

They are examiners.

Such a cute little creature like a minion is actually an examiner, Russell walked in happily and nervously.

Standing in front of their table, I tried my best to resist the urge to hug them and kiss them, and then shouted "I'm so happy" to the sky.

Jon noticed the Luo little beast floating beside Russell, looked at the little bear in his hand, then looked at Luo little beast again, and suddenly felt a little disgusted with the little bear in his hand.

"La Bo La Ba Da."

Pointing at Luo Xiaoshou, Jon looked excited, and Russell saw a line of words appear on the screen.

"I want to play with that jelly."

Tim couldn't stand it any longer and glared at it.

"Ba la bo la ah da la." (No nonsense during the interview.)

"Ba ba ba ba la." (But it's so cute.)

"Dala, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!" (I'll discuss things that have nothing to do with the interview after the interview!)

……

Russell watched them arguing, typing back and forth on the screen, while Stewart, sitting between the two of them, licked a lollipop earnestly.

Completely out of it.

"Okay!" (No more words!)

Tim reached out, and because he couldn't hit Jon, it "slapped" and hit Stuart on the head.

Stewart's lollipop was knocked off, and there was a red mark on his head.

It stared at the lollipop on the ground, suddenly became furious, and turned to settle accounts with Tim, but at this time Jon also slapped it on the head as if he was hitting Tim.

The heads on both sides were slapped red, and Stuart went to find Jon to settle the score again, but Tim slapped him on the other side...

They fought back and forth like this, hitting Stuart on the head.

Finally Stuart rolled down from the chair, Tim and Jon finally wrestled together and rolled to the ground, and Stuart got up, picked up the lollipop on the ground, stuffed it into his mouth, and touched himself With his head red from the beating, he rushed towards the two small capsules that were wrestling.

Russell watched this chaotic farce in a daze, wondering if he should stop it.

Movie fans know all about the mischievous nature of Minions. He doesn't have Gru's courage, so he doesn't know whether to frighten them or be accidentally injured by them.

I really don't want to be the next Stewart.

"Ba la huh!" (You guys stop!)

Just when Russell was struggling, Luo Xiaoshou became angry, and it roared out. Its small body burst out with energy.

Wrestling into a ball, Big Eye Moe stopped because of its sound.

They stared blankly at Luo Xiaoshou, and their angry faces gradually softened.

"Oh~" (So cute~)

The three little yellow men clasped their hands together and hung down, their upper body leaned forward, their round buttocks turned up, and they stared at Luo Xiaoshou with bright eyes.

As a result, Luo Xiaoshou was actually shy, and became embarrassed in seconds.

"Bo la ai." (I hate it, how can anyone~)

"Da da la ta bo." (That is, you are cute.)

The minions ran towards Russell as they said this, and Luo Xiaoshou also lowered his altitude when he saw this, and joined them.

The four little guys chatted happily, as if the fight just now hadn't happened.

Russell felt like an outsider.

"Cough cough."

The lonely Russell coughed twice, and the four cuties looked at him disappointedly.

"When can I have an interview?"

Asked cautiously, Tim was in a daze for a while, and then quickly ran to the table, where he took out a piece of paper and a seal.

After pressing the seal on the paper, he hurried over and threw the paper to Russell.

"Ba la bo la da da ba." (You take this and go to the event registration window to fill in the information.)

After typing this string of characters on the screen, Tim went around Luo Xiaoshou again.

Russell looked at this piece of paper stamped with "pass the interview, get qualified", and felt a little...

This is the interview?

It's more oolong than the written test, okay?

He thought that the government affairs center was serious. Although the written test of Slow Yangyang was a bit simple, at least its image was serious.

But the little yellow people didn't have any problems, just watched them fight...

It's just to be cute in front of him.

It's not easy to leave, because Luo Xiaoshou is fighting with them.

Russell watched helplessly, wanting to hug a little yellow man to play with, but they didn't even look at him.

Luo Xiaoshou finally read Russell's boredom, and began to mention his existence to the minions.

"Um, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my master is very good at cooking! What do you like to eat?")

"Banana!"

The three little guys said in unison, Russell froze for a moment, isn't a banana a fruit?Not a dish.

"Da Di Bo Bo, let's go." (Then let my master cook banana dishes for you.)

"Ok!"

……

Luo Xiaoshou swears, and promises that Russell, the minion, will cook a lot of banana delicacies for them.

Russell watched it take jobs for him, and took a large sum of cash.

Saying goodbye to the minions, Russell went to the event registration window, and the staff member gave him a form.

In addition to the basic activities and applicant information on the form, there is one more item at the end.

“If you upgrade your restaurant, what would you most want to change.

A. Double the area of ​​the lobby B. Double the size of the kitchen C. Increase the warehouse D. Increase the private office. "

Russell chose C without hesitation.

The author has something to say:

A little bit of water in the previous chapter

Was found

Hahahaha

Then I will add one more chapter

Because sometimes the writing is empty

……