The Emperor Bamboo Horse said he was sick

First the admission ticket.

Tickets for this kind of press conference are not easy to come by, let alone a temporary idea like Shi Qing's.Shi Qing didn't want to alarm Lu Zeyan, so after much deliberation, he tried to find a scalper, and he spent 3 yuan to get one.

As a result, he was told that he was cheated when he excitedly took the ticket to enter the door.

That ticket is fake!

fake?

He spent 3 yuan to buy a fake ticket?

Shi Qing felt that his IQ had been insulted.

The point is that he dare not tell others.

Stupid.

How did he get in without a ticket?

It's even more coincidental.

Just when he was in a state of desperation, a young couple had a quarrel.

Why?

Because boys are upset and girls are crazy about star chasing.

Well, Shi Qing is not happy.

Because the girl is chasing his boyfriend.

This is not the point.

The point is, they were arguing and arguing, and when they got angry, the boy threw away the admission ticket.

threw?

Shi Qing's eyes lit up, there was really nowhere to look for, it took no effort to get here!

Shi Qing picked up the ticket on the ground, looked at the young couple who were fighting, hesitated and hesitated, and decided not to bother.

By the time the young couple had finished their quarrel and made up, the press conference was already halfway through, and the girls rushed to enter the arena. The boys saw that the tickets were gone.

"If you can't find a ticket, don't go in, just wait outside." The girl got angry and decided to go in by herself.

After all, if you lose your boyfriend, you can find another one, and the chances to meet your idol are too few.

The boy waited outside the door pitifully for half the time, and inexplicably received a transfer of 3 yuan the next day. The note was: tickets.

It was... hell.

After talking about how the tickets came, let's talk about the banner in his hand.

Here's the thing.

Shi Qing took the ticket to enter, and was caught by a young lady, smiling sweetly, "Little handsome guy, who are you here for?"

Needless to say the answer?Of course it's Lu...

"Brother Lu? It's just right, it doesn't take much effort to get here!" The young lady's enthusiasm was like a wolf's like a tiger's. Shi Qing Lu had only spoken half of the words before being drawn into their camp.

"Come, come, meet a little brother, just right." He said, amidst everyone's response, he stuffed the banner into his hand.

It turned out that they were short of a banner, because a certain female star was holding a banner by a male fan, it was too high, and they were not happy to see it.

The girls are born weak, and they don't want to look like a dwarf, so they want to be a male fan, Shi Qing just hit it right.

"Hmm...it seems to be almost there, why don't you just pad it?"

What?What's the difference?Pad what?

It didn't come to him until a certain sister handed him a cushion. Did the sisters think he was not tall?

Shi Qing was hit hard, and immediately wanted to quit.

Then why did you stand up again in the end?

There are really many male fans of a certain actress, all of them holding banners are over 185, and when they lift them up casually, they stand out from the crowd, dazzling and dazzling, and they can't see behind them.

That's okay?Can he save Lu Zeyan from waiting?

"Add three more floors!" This was Shi Qing's own request, and today Lu Zeyan's banner must be stretched to the highest!

You are one foot higher than me, and I am one foot taller than you. The two sides compete in the same way. The higher you lift, the higher you lift, and then something happens.

Because it stands out from the crowd, let the big security guard see it at a glance, "What are you doing, let me put down the banner in front of you! Hold it so high, you will go to heaven!"

The security guard roared, and Shi Qing's baby trembled three times.

As a social terror, he has never been in the limelight in such a lively scene, let alone being taken away by the security guards under the watchful eyes of all the people, and he was humiliated and thrown at his grandma's house.

"It's okay, they were also yelled at, and they can't go up to the high place, let's go forward, we must let my brother see that we are cheering for him."

However, the younger sister's consolation is of no use to Shi Qing.He was only thankful that he was well disguised when he went out today.

It's not that no one has doubts, at least five people have asked him, "You look a bit like Shi Qing?"

At times like this, Shi Qing's facial paralysis was a good way to conceal his guilty conscience, so he just answered "a little bit" casually, and those people believed it, and just made a few jokes and didn't go into it further.

Dazed, Shi Qing was led by the young lady and squeezed into the crowd.

Half pushing, half rushing, and half rushing, several people passed through all the way, walked to the front row, and unfurled the banner—Brother Zeyan, I love you, come on!

Until the press conference officially started, the actors came on stage, and the uniform slogan resounded, "Husband Zeyan, I want to be your little wife"

Shi Qing struggled to hear the slogans shouted by the sisters around him, only to realize that he had joined the ranks of wife fans.

No wonder they can be fooled by themselves so easily.Feelings are all fans of wives, and they don't know much about themselves.

No wonder a few men couldn't be found!Feelings are all wife fans, unless men are subject.

Wait, man, accept...me?No, no, I am not!

Shi Qing later realized how wrong his team was, and his position was so conspicuous... Oh my god!Is the fame of the first life about to be ruined!

Shi Qing felt that the banner in his hand was very hot, and wished to throw it away, so he burrowed into the cracks in the ground.

No no no, hold on, no one recognizes, no shame.

No one knew that Shi Qing, who seemed calm and composed, had already completed a dialogue of entanglement and self-deception in his heart, and then chose to accept the reality and remain calm.

calm?Hearing the slogans of love in his ears, and watching the man holding the banner with him keep winking at Lu Zeyan's position, he can only be calm!

"Zeyan Zeyan, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice!"

So corny!

"Why don't you shout?"

"I……"

"Could it be... aren't you Concubine Lu?"

In a word, all the concubines around Lu looked sideways, and the most feared thing in the fan circle is to get mixed up with messy people.

Shi Qing felt countless murderous auras, and had to compromise when he was cold, "I am."

So, when Lu Zeyan finally saw his little friend, his little friend was holding up a love banner and shouting old-fashioned love slogans.

"Zeyan Zeyan, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice!"

Lu Zeyan's eyes widened in shock, thinking that his eyes were dazzled by lovesickness.

I looked again and again, the moustache, flat glasses, peaked cap and hip-hop outfits that are completely different from the usual style, it doesn't look very similar, but it is indeed his time.

The vivid expressions of the children are the evidence.

Lu Zeyan stared blankly until his little friend gave him a hard look.

puff!

The movie king Lu couldn't hold back and smiled.

Click click

The media present went into a frenzy. Lu Zeyan, when did this young actor make a gaffe, he must seize this opportunity. Whether today's news can break out depends on how well the reason is found!

With Lu Zeyan at the center, the reporters frantically took pictures in 360 degrees. Following his line of sight, the area where Concubine Lu was located was also thoroughly photographed.

Everyone is dumbfounded, and everyone is crazy.

As for the person involved, seeing that the situation was not good, he handed the banner to the people around him, turned around and tried to squeeze out the crowd.

Lu Zeyan saw it clearly.

After thinking about it, the kid probably needs his assist, so he raised the microphone and said, "I'm in a good mood today, do you know why?"

Everyone's attention was drawn back by Lu Zeyan, and all guns, guns and short guns were turned back. Shi Qing finally had a breather, and he was about to rush out.

"Hey, where are you going?"

Shi Qing was grabbed by the hem of his clothes, wanting to cry but without tears, "urgency to urinate."

He didn't turn his head back after speaking, and disappeared in a flash.

"But the toilet is... over there..." The young lady looked at the familiar figure, in a trance, mother, I really stumbled!