The Emperor Bamboo Horse said he was sick

Children get drunk when they say they are drunk, and the poor acting skills of pretending to be drunk can have miraculous effects.

I saw Shi Qing obediently lying on the table, with half of his face buried in his arms with his usual coldness, his eyes were extraordinarily clear and wet, like a deer, one couldn't help but want to follow along , let him take whatever he wants.

Lu Zeyan was no different.

All his hostility was softened and put away, fearing to frighten the poor Shi Qing, he was careful and breathed lightly, "Are you going home then?"

"Don't!" Taking advantage of that face and those eyes, the kid is obedient and stubborn, endearing and cute, "If you don't go back, you'll be fine in a while."

"it is good."

"I have a headache and want to sober up." Shi Qing pitifully.

At this time, Lu responded to every request, "Go home and make you hangover soup."

It's a pity that children are more willful.

"No!"

Lu Zeyan couldn't say what to do, and when he was helpless, Shi Qing seemed to suddenly think of something, and asked him, "Is there tea in the bar? What is it called Long Island Iced Tea?"

"Yes."

"Order me a drink, I'll sober up."

"Okay." After leaving for a few minutes, Lu Zeyan never forgot to tell Shi Qing, "Wait here for me obediently, if someone harasses you, don't bother, if you keep pestering you, beat him up, you know?"

Shi Qing nodded obediently, and smiled triumphantly when he saw Lu Zeyan go to the bar.

His calculations are pretty good, Bloody Mary is not enough, Long Island Iced Tea is enough, what else?

Let's get some wine.

Anyway, he made up his mind to pretend to be drunk tonight.

Thanks also to the Bloody Mary for inspiring him to realize the truth that the wine in the bar may not be what it says it is.

Waiting for the Long Island Iced Tea to get yourself "drunk" now.

Wait, wait, wait, Shi Qing never imagined that the Long Island iced tea he had been waiting for would turn into iced black tea!

"Iced red tea?"

I didn’t read the whole thing just now, but it clearly states that the Long Island Iced Tea is alcohol, not only alcohol, but also some strong alcohol.

But now you serve me a cup of iced tea?

you sure?

He was really sure.

Lu did not lie without guilt, and pointedly pointed out that the deer was a horse, "Long Island iced tea is iced black tea, and the bar just has a nice name. Do you think it's a scam?"

Someone gritted his teeth when he checked the list of Long Island Iced Tea just now, "It's really bad."

"Come on, drink it."

Lu Zeyan didn't know Shi Qing's true thoughts, he did order Long Island Iced Tea, but just to be careful, he still asked the bartender for the ingredients.

After listening to Lu Zeyan, he couldn't laugh or cry, he actually planned to count this for Shi when he came here.

Lu Zeyan thought about it, and spent 300 yuan to ask the bartender to make him a cup of iced black tea version of Long Island iced tea - iced black tea + ice + decorative lemon.

Not to mention, at first glance, it looks quite decent.

He thought he was doing it without anyone noticing it, but when he knew the real face of Long Island Iced Tea, he could see it clearly.

Shi Qing would never have imagined that Lu Zeyan would come up with a scheme to thwart his plan completely.

But so what if he knew, Shi Qing could only eat Coptis chinensis as a dumb person—it was unspeakable suffering.

Shi Qing looked at Lu Zeyan with a serious face, and was depressed while drinking iced black tea.

"Long Island Iced Tea is really iced black tea?" Shi Qing didn't give up.

"real."

"how much is it?"

Lu Zeyan didn't dare to say that he spent three hundred, but recalled the price of Long Island iced tea, "One hundred and two."

"That's too bad."

After much deliberation, but frustrated, Shi Qing took out his phone and turned on the camera to click.

Shi Qing: Long Island Iced Tea is iced black tea?It's too bad.

In the accompanying picture, Lu Zeyan's hand and the cup of cool orange-red liquid each occupy half of the screen. Under the soft lighting, it is high-end and exquisite.

If you have troubles to say, let others say it, Shi Qing will not believe it, he has so many fans, and none of them will come out to crack down on fakes!

Lu Zeyan immediately received a reminder to pay special attention to posting a blog. When he clicked on it, he was really panicked for a few seconds.

After his head was running fast, Lu Zeyan immediately forwarded the reply, "It's a bit tricky, I'll take you to drink something else next time."

Netizens were stunned by the two people's coquettish manipulations. This...what's going on?

When Shi Qing's Weibo was posted, those who understood were making complaints, and those who were quick began to reply.

—Who told you that Long Island Iced Tea is iced black tea?

- you've been tricked hahaha

— Long Island Iced Tea is wine, not tea!

As a result, when Lu Zeyan's news came out, his jaw dropped.

a fool.Can the two be silly together?

Then Lu Zeyan bought the "Long Island Iced Tea"?

That's not right!Once again, the bar will not sell iced black tea as Long Island iced tea.

Businesses can't, that's...

After a little thought, someone will understand.

Where is the business pit?This is Lu Yingdi's deception.

why?

yeah why?

—Of course it is to prevent the children from drinking alcohol!

Everyone was stunned.

So, netizens went crazy!

It's not that they don't know that the two have a good relationship, but can they still be so good?

Shi Qing fans are crazy, actor fans are crazy, CP fans are even more crazy.

Shi Qing felt that it was almost done, so he opened Weibo triumphantly and replied to Lu Zeyan first.

Shi Qing: Okay, thank you, Teacher Lu.

Then open his reply.

I thought I could see a bunch of popular science replies, but...

—Yeah, the merchant is too pitiful!

——Long Island Iced Tea is iced black tea, the name is just a little nicer.

—Yes, yes, I have also been fooled, and I will never order again.

—What kind of wine do children drink? Tea is good. Iced black tea is delicious and healthy. It’s good.

I bother!I believe you ghosts!

Shi Qing searched for a long time but didn't see a few honest replies, the whole screen was telling him [Yes, Long Island Iced Tea is iced black tea] [Kids don't drink alcohol and drink tea obediently]

Shi Qing was dumbfounded, he didn't expect that so many fans would join Lu Zeyan in making false claims.

What's happening here?Are they collectively threatened?Or is the information just checked wrong?

He was trying to slap Lu Zeyan in the face with a slap in the face, not wanting to slap him in the face with a slap in the face!

Shi Qing didn't believe it, so he clicked on a certain degree to search for Long Island Iced Tea.

The interface of a certain degree is different from just now.Shi Qing didn't care, after all, the titles were all the same.

Shi Qing confidently opened one article after another, her expression becoming more and more unspeakable.

Those titled [Is Long Island Iced Tea Wine or Tea? ][The most deceptive wines][The most deceitful wines in the bar]The article, why the results are all saying that Long Island Iced Tea is iced black tea.

Could it be that I just misread it?

It shouldn't.

However, there is not so much time for him to delve into it now, he can only look at the conclusion that Long Island iced tea is iced black tea and vomit blood depressedly.

No matter how depressed he vomited blood, he couldn't see it on the Internet, and they became more and more lively.

There are too many points that can be expanded in this matter, and it is impossible to stop eating melons.

Shi Qing didn't know at this time, just this matter, it will be on the trending list in a while.

After drinking the iced tea in one gulp, Shi Qing patted the table and got up depressed, "Stop playing, go home!"

Lu Zeyan would be stupid if he couldn't see the child's intentions.

I couldn't laugh or cry for a while.

There are too many routines for children, and they can hardly play by themselves.

Guilty?

Not guilty, he was glad that he had prepared well. When he was preparing the iced tea, he had the foresight to ask someone to change the entry and buy the manuscript to occupy the first few pages.

He felt like he was doing a great job.

Along the way, he looked at Shi Qing swaying and pretending to be drunk.

It's funny and helpless, but I have to pretend not to know.Whatever my own children can do, they can only indulge.

"drunk?"

"drunk."

"I carry you?"

"it is good!"

Thanks to the bar where fish and dragons are mixed together, everyone is not surprised, and a big man swaggered through the city with another big man on his back, only to receive a few whistles and ridicule.

It was only when Lu Zeyan arrived at the parking lot that he remembered that both of them had drunk, what should we do?

Lu Zeyan wasn't drunk, but his vodka was not low, so he couldn't break the law knowingly.

Shi Qing shouldn't be drunk, but he pretended to be drunk all the way, so naturally he can't drive anymore.

No way, the two had no choice but to take a taxi home.

Shi Qing leaned on Lu Zeyan's shoulder and remained silent all the way until he got off the car.

At the door of the house, Lu Zeyan wanted to open the door, but Shi Qing said firmly, "Go to my place."

Lu Zeyan shook his hand, looked at Shi Qing for a while, and still compromised.

Shi Qing's expression was very serious, as if some big event was brewing.

That's right, if it wasn't for something, why would he pretend to be drunk all the way.

Lu Zeyan had many thoughts in his head, when he suddenly heard a bang.

It was the bedroom door that was slapped hard by Shi Qing and closed.

"You can't get away."

The author has something to say: Shi Qing is destined not to drink real Long Island iced tea