The Emperor Bamboo Horse said he was sick

"Hey," Liang Chao said with a hippie smile, holding the phone and not daring to keep putting it in his pocket, "There is news."

Oh, how embarrassing.

Liang Chao didn't dare to look at the message that automatically popped up on the screen, and held the phone in front of Shi Qing with both hands, pretending to be like the old eunuch serving the emperor, and imitating the old eunuch's singing, "Please read, Your Majesty~"

Lu Zeyan: Are you back?

Shi Qing picked up the phone from Liang Chao's hand.

Shi Qing: At home.

Lu Zeyan: I'm going out for a while, you have dinner by yourself at night, come here first?

"Okay", Shi Qing was about to press send, when suddenly he glanced at Liang Chao with bright eyes from the corner of his eye, and with a flash of inspiration, the sent message became...

Shi Qing: I have friends here, can I go later? [difficult] [difficult]

Shi Qing: When do you leave?

Shi Qing: If not, go ahead, I'll order takeaway.

After being stung by the word "takeaway", Lu Zeyan stared at the message for a full 30 seconds, his eyes dimmed, and he looked at the freshly bought dishes on the stove, thinking for a moment.

After the message was sent, it disappeared, and Shi Qing grabbed the phone tightly, feeling a little lost.

"Qing, are you okay?"

"It's okay." There was no expression on Shi Qing's face at all.

"The message from the person surnamed Lu?" Only Lu Zeyan would let Shi Qing do this.

"Ah."

"What did you say?"

"Let me go over to eat."

"You don't care what the surname Lu says, that person has been... hm? Asking you to eat? Where to eat?"

"his home."

"Fuck, it's ok, brother, how long has it been since you entered the house?" Liang Chao was really happy. When he received Shi Qing's call asking him to help him start, he didn't know that such a deserted person like Shi Qing, there is such a person. Strong feelings, careful love, step by step.

Shi Qing was a little downcast at first, but hearing Liang Chao's words was like enlightenment. Yes, how long will it take before he can stay at Lu Zeyan's house every day, let him report his itinerary, and ask him to take the initiative to send messages to ask him to eat... Lu Zeyan's Difficult to deal with, this progress has almost caught up with the rocket, okay?

After figuring it out, Shi Qing saw Liang Chao more pleasing to the eye instantly.

"I'll go to the opposite door, it's up to you." After saying that, Shi Qing ignored Liang Chao.

If the mountain does not come, I will go to the mountain. Anyway, sooner or later, the mountain will be mine. Shi Qing is inexplicably confident.

It was rare that Lu Zeyan's door was only slightly closed. After thinking about it for three seconds, Shi Qing decided to surprise him without knocking on the door.

All kinds of lively sounds came from the kitchen. Lu Zeyan was cutting potatoes in front of the table with his head bowed. His cold pine-like temperament seemed abrupt, which was incompatible with this tacky bustle, and it was surprisingly harmonious because of his serious attention.

Resisting the desire to hug that strong waist from behind, Shi Qing turned his attention to the chopping board.

It is clear that Lu Zeyan's movements can be considered smooth, but lying under the knife are potato chips of uneven thickness, which are clumsy and cute, in stark contrast to his concentration.

"Let me do it", Shi Qing found that his eyes couldn't help but go where he shouldn't go, trying to divert attention with the horribly spoiled food.

Hey!

The sudden sound startled the absent-minded Lu Zeyan, his hand slipped, and the blade brushed against his fingers, scratching a layer of skin before he could barely stop.

The red blood pierced Shi Qing's eyes and robbed him of his sanity, but Yu Lu Zeyan didn't seem to feel the pain at all, not even as obvious as the warmth in Shi Qing's mouth.

When Shi Qing came back to his senses, he quickly remembered that sucking was not good for the wound. Although he was reluctant, he let go, but he couldn't hold back before letting go, and lightly licked a small mouthful of his fingertips.

Lu Zeyan's heart felt numb again, as if a feather had been scraped, and it aroused a burst of itching, but he knew that Shi Qing was intentional, but he could only pretend that he didn't know.

The wound was not too deep, and only needed simple hemostasis and disinfection.

Lu Zeyan let Shi Qing hold his palm to deal with it, looked at the slightly drooping eyelashes in front of him, his thoughts were still in the warmth, and he was still reminiscing about the place Shi Qing secretly licked, entwined with a slight itch , can't be eliminated.

"Okay." Shi Qing put on the band-aid, looked up, with a rare unnatural expression on his face, embarrassment and guilt that could be seen at a glance, "I'm sorry."

"It's okay." Lu Zeyan withdrew his hand neatly, flexing his knuckles casually, twirling his thumb lightly inadvertently, "It's just in time, I'll leave the rest of the dishes to you."

Shi Qing nodded in a hurry, and started to get busy as she said.

Lu Zeyan didn't seem to feel the pain, cooking and turning over the pot was just like usual, without any intention of avoiding the wound.

Soon, three dishes were served, braised pork ribs in soy sauce, potatoes in soy sauce, and mapo tofu.

"I have to go." Lu Zeyan looked at his watch, it was almost time.

"Eat before leaving?"

"No, you can eat. Chicken soup with bamboo fungus is stewed on the fire. It will be ready in 10 minutes. Remember to turn off the fire." Lu Zeyan changed his clothes casually, explained a few words and left.

Shi Qing stared at the back of him leaving, his thoughts were racing.

One minute later, looking at someone who came back again, Shi Qing thought he was daydreaming again, "Why are you back again?"

"Come here." Standing by the door, Lu Zeyan thought he had struggled for half an hour, but in reality it took only five seconds, so he waved at Shiqing in a compromised manner.

With a heart that was about to jump out of his chest, Shi Qing obediently walked over, obediently followed Lu Zeyan's instructions and stretched out his hand...

[Fingerprint entry successful]

"Okay." After Lu Zeyan finished his work, he left without giving Shi Qing a chance to react, striding forward like running away, leaving Shi Qing by the door looking at his fingers, lost in thought for a long time.

Hearing the movement, Liang Chao came out curiously, and saw Shi Qing standing in front of Lu Zeyan's door, opening, closing, opening, closing, opening, closing...

After turning it on and off a dozen times, a stiff smile appeared on his usual cold face.

Hearing the movement, Shi Qing turned his head stiffly, with a twisted and weird smile still hanging on the corner of his mouth, looking at Liang Chao's eyes filled with a dark cold light, the sky was blue and bright, and a gust of cold wind blew for no reason.

Liang Chao shuddered from the cold, rubbed his arms and hurriedly closed the door, locked the small lock and put on the anti-theft chain, hell, hell, Amitabha, the gods are on the Bodhisattva, Amen, please Lord Bless...

Staring at the closed door of his own house, Shi Qing completed a plan of murder and extermination in his mind. From killing people by hand, throwing corpses in the wilderness to perfect exoneration, the feasibility is as high as 60.00%, and the remaining 39 points, one point For the respect of modern criminal investigation, 38 points are due to the serious overestimation of his acting skills.

Thinking of the little help Liang Chao gave him, Shi Qing forcibly stopped the program of automatically searching for blinding and dumbing drugs in his mind, and turned on the phone calmly and considerately.

Riding my beloved little motorcycle~

This ringtone... very Liang Chao.

"Hello, this is Meibuchengtuan's takeaway. Is this Mr. Liang Chaojian?"

"I'm."

"Your takeaway has been handed over to the security guard in the community. The receipt text message has been sent to your mobile phone. Please reply to confirm after receiving it. Thank you for using Meibuchengtuan Takeaway. I wish you a pleasant meal and goodbye."

Liang Chao was at a loss, and then he looked at his phone and a text message came in.

106566886: Dear Mr. Liang Chaojian...

"Liang is super cheap?" Liang Chao hesitated for three seconds, recalling the phone call just now, he jumped, "Shiqing your uncle! What the hell are you super cheap!"

Just then the doorbell rang.

Buddha jumps over the wall, fresh shrimp and bamboo shoots, spicy beef, Dongpo pork, and even vegetable salad and dessert?

Looking at the exquisite and rich dishes, Liang Chao swallowed hard, as if he heard a woman calling him in an extremely gentle voice, "Da Lang, get up and drink your medicine~"

Trembling, he took out his cell phone, and tremblingly dialed someone's number.

"Hey! Shi Xiaoqing, let me tell you, killing people is against the law!"

"nerve!"

When hanging up Liang Chao's call, the villain in his heart secretly raised the corner of his mouth, knowing that Liang Chao's brain circuit never disappoints.

Asked why he ordered takeaway for Liang Chao with so many dishes in front of him?

The answer is of course: Lu Zeyan's cooking is not worthy of his surname Liang!

It’s just such a search, what’s the matter?

Liang Chao ate tremblingly until his belly was propped up, and he would feel a little bored when he sat down, thinking that it was time to leave, who would have thought...

Shi Qing: Today you sleep at my house

Shi Qing: There is a game console in the TV cabinet

2 minutes later...

Shi Qing: Sleeping on the sofa

Uncle Liang Chao: ...

Uncle Liang·Chao: Is this intended to force the overlord to forcefully cook uncooked rice and cooked rice?

Uncle Liang·Chao: Shi Xiaoqing, come on, you are the fattest, and my brother likes you!

Uncle Liang Chao: But

Uncle Liang Chao: Can you please give me a quilt first?

Shi Qing: Get it in my room

Shi Qing: There are in the cabinet

Liang Chao went to Shiqing's room familiarly, took everything and laid it out one by one, and said with tears in his eyes, "Your son is too big to stay, we Ah Qing have grown up, and we are going to do big things!"

Uncle Liang Chao: Is everything ready?

Shi Qing: shut up

Uncle Liang Chao: Don’t blame my brother for not reminding you, you are the one who suffers for nothing.

Before Shi Qing could reply, Liang Chao continued.

Uncle Liang Chao: Do ​​you know how to do it?

Uncle Liang·Chao: I don’t know how to call it, brother, I’ll teach you [The message has been sent, but it was rejected by the other party]

Liang Chao looked at the familiar red exclamation mark: "Ah Qing, I was wrong!"

It was already ten o'clock when Lu Zeyan came out of Su Yu's place, and he was not in the mood to eat. He just wanted to go home quickly and seek peace.

However, when he opened the door of the house and saw a lump rising on the sofa under the warm yellow light, he knew that he couldn't calm down anymore.

"Back?" Shi Qing raised his head when he heard the movement, his eyes lit up.

The author has something to say: A long time ago, I had a copy that hadn’t been exposed (in fact, I still have a lot of unexposed copy that I didn’t dare to post?), I found it today, and suddenly felt that it was very suitable for Danmei, so I released it, maybe It will be used as the next document, if you are interested, please pre-order it, Trojan horse mua

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