Adopt this koi

Lin Ze couldn't help looking at the long strips in the bowl curiously, and asked suspiciously, "Didn't the snake have two penises, where did the other one go?"

"Ah, there are two snakes?" This Tong Xiu really didn't know.

"That's right." As a student of biology, this Lin Ze still knows, "Female snakes are larger than male snakes, and the number is much smaller. In order to grab a mate and ensure successful mating, the male snake has two penises. , to prevent the female snake from being injured when twisting, there are two with a higher success rate."

Tong Xiu's brain opened in the direction of yellow, "Should the two come together, or should one end and the other come?"

Lin Ze was going to continue to teach Tong the science popularization of biological knowledge, but was interrupted by Qin Heyi, "A common snake is not the same as a demon snake."

"Oh." Lin Ze nodded ignorantly, there must be some differences between demon snakes and ordinary snakes.

Qin Heyi put the bowl with long strips in the cupboard, so that Tong Xiu and Lin Ze would not have to hold on to study it all the way. According to Tong Xiu's imagination, he could think of a lot of dirty content.

In the end, no one ate the long piece of meat, and gave it to Dad Qin directly. Of course, it was not for Dad Qin, but because his boss was feeling powerless in bed recently, so he just prescribed other medicines to strengthen his momentum. Details Can't say, can't say.

That happened after Qin Youyan came back. Now that he hasn't come back, Qin Heyi in the kitchen is processing snake meat.

The monster snake is big enough, so Qin Heyi just took the most tender piece of meat - the neck of the snake, marinated it with salt and pressed it to taste, to remove the fishy smell on the meat, and to remove the fishy smell Afterwards, wash off with gentle running water.

"Little Tong, bring me some kitchen paper." Qin Heyi called out to Tong Xiu after putting the washed snake meat in the basket and draining the water.

Tong Xiu let out an "ah", threw away the fruit core in his hand, ran to the kitchen counter to eat, tore three or four pieces of kitchen paper and handed it to Qin Heyi, "What are you doing?"

"Make the simplest fried snake meat, the kind similar to fried chicken nuggets, served with hot and sour and sweet compound flavors."

"It can be used with beer, but this is a snack." Tong Xiu thought it was very delicious, "It's a rare trip, we can still stay in the underworld for a long time, and eat with Dad without having a meal ?"

"It's not a snack, it can also be a side dish. I saw that my father has a jar of peach blossom wine here. I can drink and chat later."

Qin Heyi did not delay the movement of his hands while talking, put ginger water, a little fine salt, onion and cooking wine on the drained snake meat to marinate.In order to speed up the pickling, Qin Heyi set up a formation on it, so that the speed in the formation can be lost more quickly. After 10 minutes, the snake meat in the formation has been marinated for two hours.Pulled out a pair of chopsticks from the chopstick barrel, took out all the snake meat and put it in a clean bowl, put starch on it and grasped it evenly.

There is already a pot of hot oil on the stove. In order to prevent sticking, put the snake meat into the oil pan and fry it one by one.

"It's not edible yet." Qin Heyi slapped Tong Xiu's hand away, "I've only fried it half-cooked, and I need to fry it again."

"Oh." Tong Xiu withdrew his hand, and stood with Lin Ze, watching helplessly as the pale golden snake meat in the colander slowly turned into a beautiful golden yellow, with slightly burnt edges.The scent came out one after another, and even Lin Ze, who had never eaten snake meat and had a fearful psychological resistance to the monster snake before, was drooling, wishing to eat a piece of it right away.

After frying for one side, Qin Heyi set up another oil pan, put minced garlic in it and sauté until fragrant, then add tomato sauce, sweet and spicy sauce, white vinegar, white sugar and two tablespoons of water, stir fry evenly and put the fried snake The pieces of meat poured in.Qin Heyi stirred it with a wooden spatula, so that every piece of snake meat was evenly coated with the sauce. With the stirring, the sour, slightly spicy taste became more and more intense, making the mouth water even more unscrupulously.The Adam's apple rolled more and more, and the saliva couldn't hold it in the mouth.

After mixing evenly, Qin Heyi sprinkled a handful of fried white sesame seeds, and stirred it so that every piece of snake meat was covered with sesame seeds. Qin Heyi put a pot full of snake meat on a large plate , Qin Heyi said to the two of them: "You can eat, but don't eat too much, you have to eat something else if you have enough stomach."

There is no room for Qin Heyi to talk, Tong Xiu, who was standing beside him so greedy that his eyeballs would fall into the snake meat, each took a pair of chopsticks, and eagerly put a piece into his mouth. The first thing he felt was The thick compound taste of the sauce, the sourness of the tomato, the sweetness of the sugar, and the mild spicyness of the sweet and spicy sauce, combined together, it becomes fierce and fierce to stimulate the appetite. Once you eat one piece, you will want the second piece. The second piece is about to eat the third piece... I can't stop.

Seeing Tong Xiu move his chopsticks, Lin Ze shyly did not act immediately, but Tong Xiu greeted him, "Hurry up, it won't taste good if it gets cold."

"Uh-huh."

He also said to let them eat less to save their stomachs and eat other things, but Qin Heyi saw that the two of them wanted to lick all the sauce on the plate, so they didn't say much.Instead, he silently cut another large piece of snake meat, and after cutting into pieces, made another large pot according to the previous steps.

"What are you doing deliciously? You can smell the aroma from afar, and the whole street is in commotion." As soon as the second pot was cooked, Qin Heyi's father came back, and the voice came over before they arrived.

Tong Xiu took 12 points of perseverance to take the chopsticks from his hands, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, made sure that there was no sauce, and then walked forward and followed Qin Heyi to meet Qin Youyan's arrival.

Qin Youyan didn't come back alone, his grandfather Qin Guoping also came, and there was also a strange man with a slender figure, a round face, and a long beard, but he insisted on wearing a punk-style shirt with rivets. The boots slammed on the ground repeatedly, and the voice was loud, "Old Qin, your grandson is really good-looking, handsome, and imposing. My family has a young girl in her twenties with a doctorate degree. She is currently living in the United States." Studying abroad, doctor of medicine, benefiting one party, do you want to meet, I will give the girl's father a dream, and he will be able to get the V signal immediately."

Qin Guoping waved his hand, "Good girl, if I have a single grandson, I will definitely ask you to introduce it. My Xiaohe is a family man. Have you seen the handsome guy next to my grandson? That is my grandson-in-law .”

"That's it." The old colleague felt a little pity, and then thought about how good his descendants are, finding a better one is no problem.After adjusting his mentality, the colleague felt that the person next to Qin Guoping's grandson looked like a person, "Hey, isn't that Tong Xiu?"

"You can see, my granddaughter-in-law is a big star." Qin Guoping and You Rongyan, there should not be too many people in the underworld fan Tongxiu, ranging from old ghosts from two or three thousand years ago to new ghosts who have just come down for a few days. Anyone can become Tong Xiu's fan. There is also Tong Xiu's fan support club in the underworld. Some fans who just arrived will give their family dreams and burn Tong Xiu's surroundings.

In the underworld, this is a scarce commodity, with a price but no market, and it is sold out as soon as it is "in" a little.

When he said this, he was already in front of Qin Heyi and Tong Xiu. When Tong Xiu heard what his grandfather said, the corner of his mouth couldn't help twitching. It's okay to be welcomed in the underworld. It's a matter of glory, but the ghosts in the underworld are a little scary, and let the family burn his surroundings - photo albums, T-shirts with photos, albums, posters... Tong Xiu is about to kneel down to them, he is still alive Well, don't burn his photos, Tong Xiu was very impulsive and posted a message on V blog, telling everyone not to do this...

The one who came with Qin Youyan and the others was Qin Guoping's colleague, an old ghost who had been dead for more than 700 years. His surname was Li. The Yin Division has a position, and in his words, it is more comfortable than living in the Yangshi.Li Jingui is not old at heart, he is a trendy person, he also likes to chase stars, has a crush on Tong Xiu, and is also the vice president of Tong Xiu's Underworld Support Club. This time he saw a real person, and he was so happy that he shivered. Fans in the world saw their idols What it looks like, what Li Jin looks like at this moment.

Fortunately, after a long time, Li Jin was able to suppress his excitement. He clenched his hand into an empty fist and put it to his mouth, "cough cough" coughed twice, stepped forward and stood in front of Tong Xiu, and said loudly: "Tong Xiu is good, I'm Li Jin, the vice president of the Underworld Tongxiu Fan Support Club, I'm so happy to meet a real person, can you take a photo with me?"

Looking at Tong Xiu expectantly, his long beard trembled with excitement. If Tong Xiu said no, he would cry immediately.

"Of course." Tong Xiu nodded vigorously, sighed in his heart, all living beings are equal, just burned a few photos, and as a monk, he didn't care about those messy things.

After exchanging greetings, everyone went into the kitchen and went straight to the source of the aroma. On the big plate, a bulging fur ball was covered with red sauce, which dyed the white fluff into sauce red, wet and sticky. , Exudes a sweet and sour fragrance.Maoqiu's mouth, which occupies one-third of its body, is wide open. The sharp triangular teeth glow with a sharp cold light. The mouth is full of fried snake pieces. It eats "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Several large pieces of snake meat disappeared in the mouth, but the small body did not grow any bigger.

There were only three or two pieces of snake meat left on a large plate, and the fur balls ate all the rest, but there were still a few fur balls, like a bottomless pit.

Realizing that someone was in the kitchen again, Maoqiu closed his mouth, blinked a pair of pure and innocent little black eyes, and let out a soft cry, "Mi——"

"The mature Yunzhi, this is a bottomless pit where you can't get enough to feed. If you want to raise it as a baby, you have to be mentally prepared. It can eat people poorly. The better it is fed, the better it will develop. "Qin Youyan didn't say anything about the latter, but Qin Heyi and Tong Xiu also knew that Yunzhi has the greatest effect on spirits when it is about to mature. And eating has no effect.

Qin Youyan's unfinished words Qin Heyi and Tong Xiu also know that it is a heavy burden to raise a little thing that is not only edible but also cute.Tong Xiu reluctantly lifted the fur ball out of the sauce, threw it into the basin and washed it thoroughly. It was in vain and fragrant, and he rubbed it with a towel. Soon another fluffy white fur ball appeared.

While Tong Xiu was bathing the fur ball, Qin Youyan and the others ate the fried snake meat made by Qin Heyi. Fortunately, he made a second plate and put it in the cupboard. At first, he wanted to prevent Tong Xiu and Lin Ze was overwhelmed by eating again. He didn't expect that the two adults would be fine, but instead guarded against a small thief the size of a palm.

"It's delicious, it's delicious. Whether it's alive or dead, I've never eaten such a delicious thing. It's so good." Li Jin praised repeatedly.