Peach

Hearing Chen Ziqi's words, Yao Guang shrank back in fright. Because of the momentary pause, Dan Yi found a loophole and subconsciously punched him.

"Aw—" A scream pierced the sky.

The martial arts field fell silent for an instant, and Yao Guang fell to the ground, clutching his crotch and motionless.

Dan Yi looked at her hands, her face slowly darkened.

"Hahahaha..." Chen Ziqi leaned on Dan Yi's back and tiptoed to look at Yao Guang, couldn't stand up straight from laughing, could only hug Dan Yi's neck and fell to the ground without laughing.

Lingguan, who was standing with the servants, immediately came out, took a handkerchief dipped in water, and wiped Dan Yi's hands.

The prince quickly cared about Yao Guang, seeing his distorted face, he seemed to be in great pain, so he hurriedly sent someone to call the imperial physician.Teenagers know this kind of pain the most, and they feel pain when they look at it.He winked at his cousin Luo Zheng who was still stunned. Yao Guang is the only son of the Suzerain of the Jiyang Sect. If this is broken, it is difficult to explain to the Jiyang Sect.

Only then did Luo Zheng come back to his senses, and knelt down to comfort Yao Guang: "Brother Yao, are you okay?"

"Hmm..." Yao Guang was speechless.

Luo Zheng looked up at Dan Yi who was still wiping his hands, and said a little angrily, "It's just a sparring session, why bother to fight this kind of place."

When Chen Ziqi heard this, he was not happy: "Who told him to stand up and beat him, if he didn't want to be beaten in the crotch, he would just squat down and do the trick honestly, he would have the face to bully a child."

Everyone who originally thought that Chen Ziqi was a bit vicious turned to look at Yao Guang condemningly.He really blamed himself for this matter, he showed his weakness to ask Po Yunshou for advice, isn't he just waiting to be beaten in the crotch?

King Qi coughed lightly and said, "It's a sparring session. It's normal to be injured. Hurry up and call the imperial doctor to take a look."

Yao Guang seemed to be seriously injured, and he didn't come when he was studying in the afternoon.

Chen Ziqi bit the pen holder, and took a peek at Dan Yi who was listening to the teacher's lecture with a calm face on the next table, and wanted to ask him if he would smash that place with his cloud-pushing hand.If it is broken, will Yao Guang be like Fuxi and the others in the future?

The more she thought about it, the more curious she became, so she took out a piece of paper and wrote a small note to Dan Yi.

Dan Yi was looking at the book in front of her seriously.The imperial literacy enlightenment book is called "Dragon Yin Fu", which is actually the secret book of "Dragon Yin Magic".

Dragon Yin Divine Art is an extremely superior exercise, and the cheats on theory should not be shown to others.But for hundreds of years, except for those with the blood of the Chen family, no one with a foreign surname has practiced it, so the royal family is not afraid of being stolen, so they simply use it to enlighten the prince, and can memorize the exercises by the way.

Picking up a pen, she draws a line on the line of "holding the yin and embracing the yang, and being full of energy for peace", Dan Yi closes her eyes and meditates.In Chapter 1 of Danyang Magical Art, there is also a saying, "Holding the yang while embracing the yin, kneading the qi to make it soft"...

"Pa-ta", a small ball of paper was thrown to the place where the pen was written, Dan Yi turned her head, looked at Chen Ziqi who was winking at him, and took a look at the ball of paper.

On the crumpled note, there was a crooked "light" character, and an ugly thing was drawn underneath, which looked like a stick. There were two eggs next to it, one of which had a hole and flowed out. Egg whites come.

Dan Yi twitched the corner of her mouth, guessing that Chen Ziqi was asking if Yao Guang's egg was broken by him.This guy is six years old, and he still has so little literacy. What a stick, he's so vulgar.Change to a thinner pen, dip it in ink, and write a note next to the ugly picture: "Phallic".As soon as he finished writing, he suddenly felt someone approaching, and suddenly raised his head, and saw the teacher Luo Yunsheng standing beside him, looking down at what he wrote.

Dan Yi: "..." I don't know if it's too late to destroy the note.

Naturally, it was too late, Luo Yunsheng picked up the note first, and looked at it carefully for a moment: "Your Majesty is really in a good mood."

Luo Yunsheng, courtesy name Hailou, was a very famous poet in this dynasty.In Dazhang, who emphasized martial arts over literature, he was one of the few people who liked reading more than learning martial arts.He also knows a little swordsmanship, but prefers to write poems. He was less than 30 years old at the time, and he has traveled all over the country and has a wide range of knowledge.Therefore, he was not frightened at all by the shocking paintings of the Seventh Prince, but began to evaluate them seriously.

"The above word is written so ugly, it must be the authentic handwriting of the Seventh Prince." Luo Yunsheng tapped the uneven and uneven "Guang" character, and spread the note in front of Chen Ziqi, "Look at the two words written by the prince." This character is well-equipped with muscles and bones, vigorous and powerful, and already has a bit of character, the Seventh Prince will learn these two characters tonight and write them a hundred times."

"Ah?" Chen Ziqi had a bitter face, he just learned to write, and he wrote very slowly, watching Dan Yi write those two characters, it was quite complicated, and he didn't know how long it would take to write it a hundred times.

"In addition, since the prince is already literate, I will copy Chapter 1 of "Longyin Fu" ten times tonight." After Luo Yunsheng finished speaking lightly, he turned and walked away, continuing to teach the other princes to read.

Back at Qingyun Palace in the evening, the two children ran to the study to write after eating. Chang E looked surprised and asked Fuxi, "What's the matter today?" That little bastard never liked writing, so today Positive, the sun is out in the west?

Fuxi didn't dare to say that His Highness was punished by the master, so he said, "Today, the master assigned a lot of homework."

Chang'e nodded, and looked at Amu who came over to eat: "Xiao Mu, why don't you do your homework?"

"I don't have homework." Amu shook his short legs comfortably.He is still too young to hold a pen at all, and Luo Yunsheng is not in a hurry to teach him to write, but only asks him to recite some simple poems.

"Your Highness, it's time for us to go back." Amu's little eunuch reminded.

"Concubine Chang'e, I'll come back tomorrow." Amu was a little bit reluctant, and wanted to play for a while, but he knew that this was not his bedroom, and Chang'e was not his mother, so he couldn't stay for long.

"Okay." Chang E pinched Amu's chubby face and sent him out, watching the little fat man swaying and walking, feeling a little uncomfortable in her heart.If she hadn't survived shamelessly, their little bastard would probably be as lonely and helpless as Amu.Anyway, Amu still has a reliable uncle. If Chen Ziqi was raised by his uncle... he would have been sold long ago.

Looking at the letters on the table, Chang E sneered, threw them aside, and took out the fabric for needlework.Autumn is coming, it's time to start making autumn clothes.The people in the sewing department made nice outer shirts, but the inner shirts always didn't fit well, so she had to make them for her son herself.

In the room, Chenzi Qi was lying on the table writing with a sad face: "Why do these two characters have so many strokes?"

Dan Yi, who was copying "Long Yin Fu" quickly, turned her head to look at what Chen Ziqi had written, and raised her eyebrows. It was so dark that it was impossible to tell what was written.

Chen Ziqi actually wanted to learn how to write well, but other princes started learning at the age of three, and could write a thousand characters at the age of six. Although he knew it, he couldn't write.When the husband learned that he knew how to write, he took it for granted that he could write, so he didn't teach him carefully.

Throwing down the pen, she leaned over to Dan Yi's desk and looked at him, her little fair hand was holding the bamboo stick Zihao pen, and swaying it smoothly on the rice paper, it was pleasing to the eye.Chen Ziqi picked at his fingertips, hesitated for a moment and said, "Dan Yi, can you teach me how to write?"

Dan Yi looked up at him.

"Teach me, I'll call you brother, okay?" Chen Ziqi bared a row of small white teeth and said.

"What's the benefit of being called brother?" Dan Yi put down her pen and looked at him with her arms folded.

"We were friends in the same generation, but now I want to call you brother, what a disadvantage to me." Chen Ziqi said solemnly, took Dan Yi's hand and pulled it on his own table.

What kind of nonsense is this?Dan Yi laughed angrily, and let Chen Ziqi pull him, walking to the rice paper full of Gou Crawling characters.

"You write one first, and I'll take a look." Dan Yi raised her chin, signaling Chen Ziqi to write one by herself first.

Chen Ziqi grabbed the brush and wrote it out with difficulty. After writing two strokes, he had to take another look at the original post.

Dan Yi shook her head: "Your strokes are not correct." Picking up a pen, she wrote these two words slowly at the side, so that Chen Ziqi could see clearly.

You have taught stroke order, but you can't teach the posture of holding a pen.Dan Yi had no choice but to stand behind Chen Ziqi, hold his hand with one hand, and write stroke by stroke.

The phoenix kings and emperors of all dynasties met only after they were teenagers, but this one of mine started by teaching how to write.Dan Yi held Chenzi Qi's tender little hand, a little helpless, but also a little excited...

Lowering her head, looking at the big word "Phallic" on the paper, Dan Yi's eyes drooped just now. This scene is worthy of being engraved in history, but it was written with such a shameful word, it is really indecent .

After finishing writing, Chen Ziqi pestered Dan Yi to teach him Danyang's hand to pull the clouds.

"This trick is very useful. If anyone quarrels with me in the future, I will go up and slap him a few times." Chen Ziqi was wearing a jacket, stepping on the carpet with bare feet, holding his right elbow with his left hand, and matching himself Voice gestures.

Danyi let Linghe remove the hairband, raised her hand to pinch Chen Ziqi's fluttering palm: "Danyang cloud pulling hand, you can't learn it."

"I know, I don't have internal strength," Chen Ziqi jumped in front of Dan Yi, hugged his warm little body, rested his chin on his chest, looked up at Dan Yi's chin with big watery eyes, "I'll just learn a move! "Think about Dan Yi's backhand slapping Yao Guang's backhand today, defeating the enemy with one move, simple and effective.When he learns it, he must improve this skill and specialize in the crotch, and he will definitely be invincible!

Dan Yi turned around, dragged the guy sticking to her back, walked to the table, and brought over a copy of "Dragon Song Fu" Chapter 1: "You don't have to learn how to pull the clouds, you just learn how to play the dragon and see the moon." .”

"Huh?" Chen Ziqi hugged Dan Yi's waist, poked his head out from under his arm, and glanced at the things in his hand, "Isn't this magical skill that anyone can learn?

Dan Yi looked at the head protruding from the creaking hole, lowered her arms to clamp him: "You can learn."

"Wow, you sneak attack." With his head clamped, Chen Ziqi immediately stretched out his hand to tickle Danyi.

Dan Yi couldn't stand still, twisted her body, and both of them fell on the blanket and rolled into a ball.

"Is You Long Jianyue good at pulling clouds?" Chen Ziqi asked Dan Yi while biting the middle coat on his shoulder.

"Almost." Dan Yi pulled back her middle coat, struggling to get up.

"Okay, then I'll learn how to swim from a dragon to see the moon." Chen Ziqi swung his arm, pretending that his arm was a swimming dragon, and grabbed between Dan Yi's legs while meandering.

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Qi Qi: Look at the tricks, see the moon when you swim the dragon

Bird Gong: If you use it to attack me, then you won’t be called Youlong Jianyue

Qi Qi: What is that called?

Bird Attack: Call You Long to See Birds

sad:……

Bird Gong: I have other moves, do you want to learn them?

Qi Qi: What else?

Bird attack: the phoenix enters the cave and directly hits the yellow dragon

Qi Qi: Can I not learn?

Bird attack: no

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